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>>25323608
she wants you to rut her.
>>25415090
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! "she wants you to rut her." Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type "RUT HER" up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic rutfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "RUT HER RUT HER RUT HER RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT RUT" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
![i_feel_a_draft_____commission__by_facelessjr-d62ss0d[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/UH60wTp.jpg "i_feel_a_draft_____commission__by_facelessjr-d62ss0d[1].png")
>>25415121
I really, really, really like this image.
>>25415121
That pasta is going in my fridge for later consumption, it's so delicious.
>>25415202
here, have some more
We're off to a good start, lads
>>25415090
repost >>25326334
Kill yourself.
>>25415526
>Don't Forget You're Here Forever
Still so touching.
>>25415360
Did anyone ever write a greentext for this? The idea of this happening makes me diamonds.
and yes i'm aware this was just posted in the last thread.
>>25415055
I want to bully her and make her cry
>>25415055
She looks like she's in pain in that image.
>>25416476
Of course she is. She's in heat and no one is giving her any relief.
>>25416502
She could just hump the nearest pillow.
>>25416502
>superheat*
FTFY. No need to thank me; the sole act of correcting an idiot gives me plenty of satisfaction.
>>25417068
I would not love her if she were a skeleton.
>>25417134
You are a superficial person.
>>25417068
Why does she have toe-hooves?
>>25417191
It could be a vestigial structure.
What kind of drunk is she?
>>25417899
If this last episode was any indication, probably a mean drunk. She'll probably begin letting all of her insecurities come out in the open and lash out in a negative way then apologize profusely the next day.
>>25417899
A horny one
>>25418590
Twi is not for sexual.
>>25415121
>>25418793
Gross.
>>25417899
Crazy drunk. The kind that loses their inhibitions.
>>25416535
I thought she preferred my pillow.
They're cute.
>>25421862
I can't imagine the mental anguish she goes through having to wake up in a new environment now. Look how comfy that fucking bed looks. That entire scene breaks my heart.
>"H-hey, Anon. I accidentally wiped my butt on your pillow."
>latest post 3 hours old
>only page 8
Did /trash/ kill this board or something?
>>25423120
4chan was ded for some hours.
>>25422516
Bad pony
>>25424026
Anthro is abomination.
Best pony stole your waifu long ago, keks
She just wants a taste.
>>25424946
that's kinda hot desu senpai
Would you pick her up and use her as a fleshlight from time to time?
>>25425175
Stop sexually objectifying my waifu.
>>25424441
My dick feels it though.
>>25425241
Being objectified is her fetish. Would you deny her that?
>>25425175
Once again, an off-model "pony" with human anatomy pops up. There's absolutely no denying ponyfags are a subset of furfags.
>>25425862
Selectively excluding your self as a "ponyfag" in an attempt to make yourself look superior is pretty douchey.
>>25425241
with that bow tho, it's like she wants to be objectified *unf*
>>25425906
It doesn't matter what people label themselves as. Condemning anthro while simultaneously condoning half-anthro is sheer hypocrisy.
>>25425978
If you want to be a special snowflake go to tumble. You're posting on 4chan's /mlp/ which makes you a horsefucker like the rest of us. Hypocrisy indeed. Deal with it.
>>25425175https://derpibooru.org/1022121?scope=scpeeae4b279f2696c803627d5f5da06384b879727c8
Yes.
>>25426102
>a wannabe horsefucker like the rest of us
ftfy
And I don't think it does, actually. For one thing, I don't consider myself part of the false >muh horse pussy cult. I prefer facts and actual reality to bullshit and fiction disguised as reality. I'm not a wannabe horsefucker like the rest of you.
>>25426286
Keep deluding yourself.
>>25424946
Best pony has stolen other waifus too.
>>25425241
This
>>25426811
But she's a sexual pony.
>>25426881
She's a pony princess.
>>25426393
What a waifu stealer
>Twilight stares at you from across the room.
>It's creepy.
>>25426112
Just imagine her sweet, little whimpers.
>>25429494
Her huffing.
The way she clutches you tighter as you enter her.
The feeling as she buries her muzzle deeper into your chest, sensation washing over her.
I love this pony non-sexually.
I love this pony sexually, and would obey her desires in a heartbeat.
Will you come to bed already?
>>25435500
Fuck off, horse. I'm playing Fallout 4.
>>25435714
Are you saying you love video games more than her?
>>25435723
If she was really my partner we'd have an understanding that when a game comes out that I'm looking forward to, I'm probably going to spend a good amount of my time on it. I'd be making it up to my twifu in some way in the future.
>implying she wouldn't have her own PC to play along with me
>>25435754
I'm pretty sure they don't have computers in Equestria.
>>25435774
I was asked a question and I answered. I'm pretty sure they don't have humans either.
>>25435754
>I'd be making it up to my twifu in some way in the future.
You're right.
Into the fuckbox you go.
>>25435916
Exactly.
>>25436432
Is she enjoying the cowgirl position?
>>25437235
No, but now she is.
>>25437235
https://e621.net/post/show/444224
>>25438399
HELLO TALKING HORSE.
Hiss hiss, NTT
>>25439637
How fucking long is that gif
>>25439714
yes
>>25439637
I watched that whole gif. So there is a win but at the same time you lose. There is no more room for the snake to go.
>she wants to remove your central nervous system in order to study it
What do?
Would you let her climb on top of you?
>>25441753
No. Animals belong on the floor and off the furniture. She's getting a spray to the face with my water bottle if it happens too often.
>>25441779
But all the water bottles were used up last time she went into heat.
>>25442780
Hopefully, this Aphrodisiac will work.
>>25442786
Care for a drink, Anon?
Early morning Twily sketches. I love the way the bottom right came out.
>>25444273
Stand alone if anyone cares.
I want to brush her mane.
>>25445229
I want to brush her tail.
>>25445410
I want to brush her.
Hope you enjoy your platonic relationship for the winter!
I really want a loop of the shake here.
>>25446103
Like this.
>>25441752
Because I am my central nervous system, what she really want to do is remove everything but my central nervous system and study me.
>>25446298
That's just as adorable.
>>25431780
That has a good story behind it
I want Twilight to treat my hemorrhoid.
>>25446730
I think you already know where this is going.
Can we talk about how cuddly she is?
Can we talk about her at all?
This thread is so dead...
>>25448482
It's dead because of the new wave of autists. Here is three examples.
>fuckbox
>rut her
>would you x this mare?
I can't believe I am saying this, but I wish Lector and his autistic-kronies would come back. At least they kept this place in check.
>>25448733
>new wave
>implying any of those examples are new
fuzzy mare clones
>>25444273
>Twilight using her hooves to hold a teacup.
This will only end poorly. She should use magic.
>>25448805
I want to sleep in a pile of Twilight clones.
>>25448807
But what if she is too tired to use magic?
>>25448807
Of course I thought of that. I wanted her to look either tired or lost in thought, as if she had just woke up, so having her hold the cup was the decision I made. I had to break her limbs to do it but she'll just have to suffer for my cause. I brought it back by putting her on all four hooves again so that makes up for it, yes?
>>25448850
Pretty much this.
>>25448866
You posted this already in the previous thread, you poor oblivious rube.
>>25448939
Unlike you however, I am not autistic and do not fret about posting in such a manner.
Spaghettwili
>>25448742
They definitely weren't here before the age of Lector. So, yes they are new.
>>25448733
> Lector and his autistic-kronies
>autistic-kronies
The fuck does this even mean? Keep believing in some invisible boogieman. It's entertaining.
Why not show us what this "quality posting" is all about? If I remember correctly, when lector was here NTT was actually Nightly and not weekly.
>>25449052
>he doesnt know what cronies means
I admit, I spell it with a K for no good reason, but at the end of the day, it's still the same word.
In any case, if you don't know what cronies means, you're actually a retard.
>>25449223
I mean who the fuck are you talking about, you dense mother fucker.
>>25449276
>he
>doesnt
>know
>what
>cronies
>mean
AYY
LMAO
>>25449276
I wouldn't be surprised if he's so dense that he now thinks you're wondering who Lector is.
>>25449710
Don't intentionally shitpost in damage control.
>>25449710
Nice meme.
>>25449730
I know who lecter is. I'm asking who these invisible boogiemen are he's referring to as "kronies."
>>25449730
>>25449736
cro·ny
ˈkrōnē/
nouninformalderogatory
plural noun: cronies
a close friend or companion.
"he went gambling with his cronies"
synonyms: friend, companion, bosom friend, intimate, confidant, confidante, familiar, associate, accomplice, comrade; More
I'll spoonfeed you this time, retard. Lrn2English.
>invisible
Not at all. Lector had gained quite a bit of friends during his time here. That is why he had so many people defending him and sucking his cock at every post of the way.
>>25449786
>he's upset because he doesn't have friends and is an unlikeable twat
Oh. I see now.
>>25449736
Many times when Lecter posted people would respond to him negatively by telling him to stop posting about gore and mutilation, to stop using needlessly complicated words and phrases, and to put on a trip so that they could filter him.
While Lecter would respond to these people himself, there were also a couple of posters who came to his defense. Most of their posts talked about how the thread was more active because of his posts, how his content was no different from people posting about wanting to have sex with Twilight, and in general that his posts were a positive contribution to the thread. These are the people he's referencing.
Pretty much every thread where these two sides started going at it got derailed, as none of the discussion was actually about Twilight.
I honestly still don't know if Lecter was just a very elaborate and dedicated shitposter or a genuinely disturbed individual. It just goes to show that the best way to deal with shitposters is to just ignore them.
>>25449956
I let the subject go and here you are still talking about him. I already stated that I was around for all of that. I genuinely miss those discussions because, while they got off the rails at times, we DID discuss Twilight. It was interesting. Many people stated they didn't really care what he posted and it was entertaining the majority of the time.
I feel sorry for you if all you want to do is talk about how much you want to cuddle her.
Let it go already. No persons but a few vocal minority threw a shitfit over what lector said. I didn't care and I still don't.
![1023306__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_clothes_princess+twilight_socks_striped+socks_food_pocky_artist-colon-thattagen[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ZwYnqW2.png "1023306__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_clothes_princess+twilight_socks_striped+socks_food_pocky_artist-colon-thattagen[1].png")
>>25449956
>I honestly still don't know if Lecter was just a very elaborate and dedicated shitposter or a genuinely disturbed individual. It just goes to show that the best way to deal with shitposters is to just ignore them.
If you talk to him now, Lecter will deny he is Lecter and will then follow up by stating he's changed. Soooo, yeah, I get the feeling he is a bit disturbed desu. And he is all over this thread, he's just been able to keep his extreme thoughts in check.
>>25449956
Lecter was actually mentally ill, I believe. If some posts I saw and neglected to screencap in a cannibalism thread were any indication, he was committed for a few weeks and was recently let out with a prescription for antipsychotics and told not to come back here so as to not aggravate his delusions. It was his style of writing, and I remain pretty convinced. But who knows, it could be bullshit.
>>25450024
>No persons but a few vocal minority threw a shitfit
You mean vocal majority. There were many, many posts detailing their disgust and hate for Lector.
She wants you to be her pet.
>everyone hates Lector
>nobody hates Jin the omega autist.
you guys suck.
>>25450899
Jin is to be envied, not hated.
>>25450899
Who literally cares about Jin though? Like honestly, he never came to this general and shitposted twenty-four seven with his cronies.
Lector was an absolute piece of shit, I hope that faggot gets cancer.
>>25451257
You're a cruel and miserable person. If you're here because you're some lonely faggot I hope you never find companionship. Fuck you.
>>25451723
Fuck off newfag.
>>25451731
Keep living in your fantasy world, shithead.
I love this pancake and want to eat her.
>>25451749
>>25451757
Cute.
You settle down to enjoy your fresh pancakes when you find that this pony snuck in to sleep in them.
What do you do?
>>25451830
Dig in. I don't mind my pancakes a little bloody.
>"Do you want to try my -new- pancake recipe, Anon?"
>>25451757
>>25451851
What kind of drugs are in it this time?
>>25452028
>"Meth, Cocaine, your acid stash that I found in the bathroom closet (that was really clever, btw), and a small dash of crushed up ecstasy."
![27b976ce1a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/21ZRfWW.jpg "27b976ce1a[1].jpg")
>>25452119
Fuck.
>>25451830
>remove twiggles
I want to lick her cutie mark.
>>25453232
That character doesn't look like Twilight at all.
![sleeping_twiligt_sparkle___spin_by_atelok-d6w6xvu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TH9sHIV.jpg "sleeping_twiligt_sparkle___spin_by_atelok-d6w6xvu[1].jpg")
>>25454658
>>25454962
looks like a pig nose, desu
Just because she's not for sexual, doesn't mean she can't sleep with you. She likes cuddles too.
>>25456080
Will it involve platonic ear scratches and tummy rubs?
>>25456124
And holding. Nuzzling. Hugs.
>>25456124
>>25456134
And then it progresses...
She pulls your hands down from her belly, lower, and lower...
Her nuzzling turns to little kisses, then licks...
And she starts getting hotter, and hotter...
>>25456745
... and then finally culminating indigitonarealpenetration.
Rainbow power is fucking shit, but this is pretty neat
Twilight is best horse.
>>25457101
That's cute as fuck.
>>25457763
I want to come sneak up behind her and tickle her.
>>25457841
She's trying to read, you jerk. If you do it one more time, you're going into the fuckbox.
>>25457859
That would make a good loading animation.
Although it gets creepy after 3 minutes.
![1024255__safe_twilight+sparkle_animated_cute_twiabetes_jumping_pronking_artist-colon-edyammies[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/rAmNe7s.gif "1024255__safe_twilight+sparkle_animated_cute_twiabetes_jumping_pronking_artist-colon-edyammies[1].gif")
Hop!
>>25459332
>fuckbox
i made this
>>25460000
Perfect! Thanks a lot.
>>25460000
This got quads
>>25456124
>>25456745
>>25456134
>Ear scritchies
>Hoof massage
>Tummy rubs
>Back massage
Which one would a stressed out Twilight enjoy receiving the most from you?
>>25461232Cock massages from your tongue
>>25461249
I wouldn't mind stroking herhorn.
>>25461121
Would you a mentally challenged twilight?
>>25461549
I would pet her every day.
This fucking plot.
>>25462983
I want to shove my cock in her right fucking now.
>>25462983
Now that is a proper plot twist.
>>25463049
Then go get it.
If you can.
Guys, after that seeing that episode in which Maud correctly infers that Rarity had gone skiing, I think Maud might be the smarter pony. Twilight acts smarter, but she sure is daft a lot of the time. Maud is humble, rational, erudite, and perspicacious.
>"Please watch your aim, anon."
>>25464731
Any edits yet?
>>25464726
She's cute and reminds me a lot of myself. As in I've been told that I'm hard to read in social situations.
>>25465746
Wouldn't your junk just get sore after the first 3?
>>25465825
Viagra. No one said anything about cumming. You just have to stick your dick in one of them, thrust a few times, and move onto the next.
>>25465839
But they're in season. Each one is going to want to milk everything out of you.
>"Happy 423rd birthday Anon."
>>25465881
*But nobody came.
>>25465835
Yes
>>25465881
>she's talking to anon's ash remains in an urn
She's truly lost it.
>>25465909
What's more, she can't possibly be that old.
>>25465972
She's implying that Anon is that old, I think.
>>25465979
Right, but how old would she be?
(>>25464726)
If I left Twilight for Maud, do you think Twilight would still let me hug her?
I'm remotely considering it.
>>25466005
Probably a little older, alicorns are near immortal
>>25466188
Yea all she wants to do is hug her ex while you go off with a new girl you picked up only for superficial reasons. Why not? Thats perfectly fine to do to someone you "cared" about.
>>25466188
I dont know what you're still doing in this thread if that thought ever crossed your mind. A waifu is not something you choose, maybe Maud is the one for you.
>>25466203
>alicorns are near immortal
We know that demigods such as Celestia, Luna, or Discord are long-lived. What makes you think other ponies are?
>>25466279
I am not less enamored of Twilight than I've always been; I just now want to hug and play with Maud's joints too. Maud is such a special pony.
>>25464726
Maud is a robot endowed with AI. Of course she's smarter in certain ways. And she's definitely more perspiratious.
>>25466330
Unacceptable.
You love Twilight. Only Twilight. No other pony but Twilight.
>>25466330
Too many waifus will destroy your lifeu.
>>25466330
>play with her joints
I wonder...
>>25468565
>Twilight rolls around in your dirty laundry
>>25468582
Cute.
>>25468591
>flash's unusually short femur
I'd hate eqg less if these characters were proportioned better.
Boop
>>25415055
I love you Twilight Sparkle.
Little fillies? Where?
Shhh, she's sleeping.
>>25470344
Quite well.
>>25470123
But she doesn't love you,because she isn't real!
