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> What is PiE?
1. Take Ponies
2. Place them on Earth
3. ???
4. Profit
>Can you elaborate more?
Sure! While AiE (Anon in Equestria) involves a human entering the magical world of Equestria, PiE (Ponies in Earth) takes the opposite perspective. A single pony or multiple ponies is/are transported to a much less magical place called Earth. Here, the pony/ponies must struggle to survive in an unforgiving (and sometimes dangerous) world where friendship isn't magic. Every kind of theme is welcome. If the pony/ponies are on Earth, you're doing it right.
>What genres are written here?
We write a variety of genres: Slice of Life, Romance, Sci-fi, Comedy, Adventure, etc. We use different writing styles and points of view. Our stories center on the ponies, with humans serving as protagonists, antagonists or observers. The point of view can be from both a pony or a human (or even a mix of both).
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>>27632963
Shut the FUCK UP, NOGLA, she is preening.
>>27632953
>Be Anon at the PoneMart.
>You see a discounted selection available.
>Hmm, smart, literate, friendly, princess? You think she might have mange or something.
Do you have mange or something?
>"No no no no, I've just been here a while and the owners are trying to clear stock."
Right.
>"Everyone seems to want a filly or colt, but I can be a good pony for you. I can do magic and I won't ever complain or run away."
I don't know.
>"Please take me home, I'll do anything. You can rough me up, rape me, I don't care!"
Look, I'm really just looking for a pony to help around the house and watch the kids. I'm not in the market for a toy pony. My wife wouldn't approve.
>"I'm good with kids! I can help them with their homework! I'll never mention sex again! Please, they're going to put me to sleep if I don't get sold!"
...fine.
>>27632979
Are you...referencing vanoss and his crew?
>>27633034
Yes
>>27632963
>>27633150
>>27633015
........Which princess
>>27633015
That's dark, man.
>>27633160
Never, NEVER hit a pony! You're getting eye stabbing for making pony cry!
Any stories where the ponies use human disguises?
TAIL
LIFTER
I want to bully Pillow Case.
Pillow Case and Nyx when
>>27634372
What would you do if you find real Nyx, hungry and looking for food in trashcans?
Would you go full autistic with meme Nyx abuse, or actually help her?Nyx on Earth?
>>27634397
Course I'd help her. A filly is a filly and she's an alicorn too. If My Little Dashie happens I'm going to make sure I go there too.
>>27634372
>>27634397
>>27634416
>>27634372
how about no
What would be the first thing you would do if a little mare suddenly appeared next to you?
>>27635785
Panic.
Got a story prepped and ready featuring Aero's mama. I'm in the boonies right now and cell phone reception is dicks so it'll have to wait until I get to a better spot. Stay tuned.
Dibs on first green of new thread.
>Aero wakes up and yawns loudly.
>She checks the clock.
>It’s 9 am.
>Way too early to wake up.
>Unfortunately, there’s stuff going on today that requires her to wake up before 11:30.
>Lazily rolling over and throwing herself off the bed is the only way Aero can force herself up this early.
>But now she’s tired and lazy on the floor.
>”Hello floor. Make me a sandwich,” she murmurs.
>Finally pulling herself off the floor after napping for another hour, she works her way into the living room.
>Tiredly rubbing her eye, she walks up to the couch and stares at you.
>Nudge nudge
>”Anon.”
>Your eyes slowly wakes and you smack you lips.
“Huh? What?” you ask the voice.
>”Anon. You fell asleep while jerking off again,” Aero said to you.
>With your eyesight focusing in and your brain fully coming online, you realize that, yes, you did fall asleep while jerking off.
>Your fly was undone, your flaccid dick was flopped out onto your stomach with your hand still attached, and your phone was face down on your chest.
>Or at least was until Aero snatched it and booted it up.
>>27636373
>”Hm… I like fluffy white tail and nice butt, but you do know that shark girls are superior to foxes, right?” Aero asked.
>You swipe the phone from her.
“You only say that because plane porn is literally re-skinned shark girl porn.”
>”And?” Aero defended.
>Solid defense; no comeback.
>”Put your dick away. I’m expecting company,” she finished as she walked away.
“Company? Who?” you inquire.
>”My mom!” Aero hollered from the kitchen.
“Awesome. I’ve been meaning to get some PMILF tail lately,” you reply.
>”My mom isn’t into losers,” said Aero.
“She’s been a single mom forever. We’ll see about that when I put the moves on her,” you say on your way to the bathroom.
>”You keep telling yourself that!”
“I’ma be your new dad by the end of the week!” you tell her before you shut the door.
>You flip on the shower and hop in.
“Aero’s mom! Has got it goin’ on!” you loudly and obnoxiously sing. “She’s all I want and I’ve waited for so long!”
>Aero dropped the dishes and went to the bathroom.
“Aero, can't you see you're just not the girl for me!”
>The door opens.
“I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Aero's mo-”
>Toilet flush.
“AH BITCH!”
>You fight the curtain to escape the searing a shower before falling out onto the floor.
>Looking up, you see Aero with her hoof still on the flush lever.
>”Hurry up and towel off. She just knocked on the door.”
>Aero closes the door as she walked out with her hairbrush and a scrunchie.
“Fuckin’ A! You steamed my ‘nads, dude!” you shout after her.
>>27636380
>Taking several minutes to towel off, you wrap the towel around your waist and go to your room.
>The bathroom and bedroom doors make enough noise that the ponies in the living room take notice.
>”Is that Anonymous?” calls Aero’s mom.
“Yeah, but I’m naked. I’ll be out in a minute,” you announce before closing your bedroom door.
>”He’s going through a phase,” Aero whispered to her mom.
>”Oh my,” she replied.
>Fully dressed and acceptable now, you walk out in the living room to meet your guest.
>Sitting next to Aero is a mare that looks like an older version of her daughter.
>But that’s to be expected.
“Mom!” you greet as you scoop Aero’s mom up in a bear hug.
>”Oof! My, Anon, you’ve gotten big!” she said.
“I’ve been eating my Wheaties,” you say as you put mom down. “Your daughter’s been stuffing her face with Fruity Pebbles like the fatty she is.”
>”I’ll have you know that I am a healthy weight for an earth pony,” your roommate defends.
>”It’s okay, sweetie. Some colts like a big tushy,” assured mom.
>You burst into laughter as Aero’s face turned a light shade of red.
>>27636390
“So mom, what brings you here?” you ask.
>”I just wanted to spend time with my daughter and see how you kids were holding up,” she answered.
“We’re alright. How come you don’t come around more often?”
>”Oh, just busy, you know?” said mom.
“Sure.”
>”Got any plans or are you just hanging out?” asked Aero.
>”I was thinking we could go for a walk through the park and I can make you two some supper before I leave,” mom suggested.
>”I could use some free dinner,” said Aero.
“It’d be nice to get out of the house for a little while. Did you want to head out now or sit around and relax for a bit?”
>”I could go now. I’m not that old yet,” said the older mare.
>”Ooold ladyyy” joked her daughter.
>Mom gave her an unamused glance before you whacked Aero upside the head.
>”Ow, dick!” cursed Aero.
>You whack her again.
“Watch your mouth, little girl,” you tell her.
>”Mom! He keeps hitting me!” cried Aero.
>”Thank you, Anonymous,” mom said with a smile.
>>27636399
>Now walking down the sidewalk, the three of you spend the time with idle chatter and catching up with mom.
“And then she dove out of the balloon with a parachute!” you reminisce to mom.
>”Oh my! That sounds dangerous!” she exclaims.
>”Yeah,” said Aero. “But it was awesome.”
>”How do you even afford to do these things?” asked mom.
“She gets pony checks,” you answer.
>”What? Still?” asked mom. “You mean you haven’t found a job yet?”
>”Pfft, no. Why would I do that when I get free money?” asked her daughter.
>”To teach you some responsibility, missy,” answered mom. “And an appreciation for what you have.”
>Aero shrugged.
>”Nah.”
“Solid argument,” you sarcastically reply. “But in all honesty, I’d totally bum around all day if I could. You got it easy.”
>”You should. It’s awesome,” said Aero.
“I can’t. My mom would whoop the hell out of me.”
>”That’s because your mother’s a good lady who wants you to be your best,” said mom.
>”That’s right,” piped up Aero. “Which is why you should continue to take care of me.”
“You’re just lucky you’re hilarious otherwise I’d probably kick your fat lazy ass to the curb.”
>Aero pouted.
>”My ass ain’t fat!”
>Then she stopped to jiggle it.
>”Alright, yeah, it’s getting pretty fat,” she admitted.
>”You should try some squats or pilates,” suggested mom. “They do wonders for your booty and will get you looking sexy.”
>>27636426
>Both you and Aero stared at mom due to that completely unexpected statement.
>”Mom!” shouted a red-faced Aero.
>”What? You’re not gonna impress Anonymous with that flabby butt.”
“Mom!” you shout.
>”Oh please. If you two haven’t done it yet after your mother and I have been trying for years to set you two up, then you never will.”
>”You what!” shouted Aero.
“My mom was in on this?”
>”Sweetie, it wasn’t exactly a secret,” mom said very matter-of-factly. “Which leads me to ask. Have you two done it yet?”
“No!” both you and Aero answer.
>Mom laughed.
>”Alright, alright. Calm down, children,” she said. “Why don’t we stop to get some lunch?”
>Anything to take your mind off this sweet older pony mom suddenly revealing her master plan.
>>27636435
>A lunch wagon was sitting on the outside of the city park.
>The three of you saunter over and decide to order.
>Aero got an order of fries.
>Mom wasn’t hungry, but she opted to just pick off her daughter’s food.
>You order a chili dog.
>As the guy is preparing it, the truck suddenly lurches forward and stops again.
>”What was that?” asked the guy with your chili dog in hand.
>The truck lurches again and starts rolling forward down a slight hill.
>Apparently it just rolled over the two-by-four he was using as a stop block.
>The vendor panics and drops your chili dog out the window as he races for the cab.
“Sweet, free hotdog.”
>You reach down, pick it up, and take a bite.
>”Ew!” exclaim Aero and mom.
“What? Five second rule.”
>”Anon you need to brush your teeth when we get back,” said mom.
“Aye aye, ma’am,” you reply with a little salute as you take another bite.
>>27636446
>At the park, yourself and Aero goof around on the merry-go-round and swings for about half an hour while mom watches.
>Grown man and mare acting like children.
>At one point you were spinning the ride so fast that kids and Aero were about to start flying off.
>The swings had you pushing Aero as high as you could and her jumping off into the sandbox.
>Mom got mad and called you two nuts for doing such dangerous stuff.
>Aero made note that you should come back here for more testing.
>The walk home was mostly spent listening to mom tell embarrassing stories about Aero as a filly.
>”And this one time I came home and saw her wearing my shoes, my dress, some ear rings, and makeup all over her face,” reminisced mom. “She looked so pretty! My little princess. I wish I had a camera.”
“Sounds adorable,” you say to mask your taunting from mom.
>You didn’t openly laugh, but you were wearing a huge shit-eating grin and pointing at Aero over the top of mom where she couldn’t see.
>Aero moved her ponytail over her eyes to hide her shame.
>It didn’t work.
>”Oh! And another time I opened her dresser drawer and find this picture of you in her diary,” started mom.
>”AHAHAHA THAT’S HILARIOUS, MOM!” interupted Aero. “But Anon doesn’t wanna hear about that!”
“Actually that’s the thing I would most love to hear about,” you correct. “Please continue.”
>Aero jumped up and wrapped a leg around your mouth.
“HAHAHA! That’s a good joke Anon!” she shouted.
>Then she leaned in close and whispered harshly into your ears.
>”You shut the hell up.”
“Hell will freeze over before that happens,” you whisper back.
>Well unfortunately you didn’t get the hear the dirty little secret.
>Aero and you started silently fist fighting behind mom as she walked and talked.
>>27636455
>Mom either ignored the bruises or just plain didn’t notice, because when you got home she just went straight into the kitchen to prepare supper.
>You plopped yourself down on the recliner and Aero splayed herself out on the couch.
“I think you bruised my rib,” you moan.
>”I told you not to push it,” said Aero.
“You know I’m just gonna call your mom and ask her now. Or dig through your diary.”
>”Why?”
“It’ll be hilarious.”
>”Please don’t.”
“Alright.”
>Magic word.
>The two of you chill out and watch cartoons with mom poking her head in from time to time.
>”You two behaving?” she’d ask.
“Yes mom,” you’d both answer.
>In actuality, Aero had moved to the side of the couch closest to your chair and you were playing a game of Punchies.
>>27636480
>Supper was veggie soup but mom chopped up some chicken and served it in your bowl.
”Thanks mom.”
>”Thanks mom.”
>”You’re welcome, kids,” mom replied.
>Normally the two of you would be eating on the couch, but you mind you table manners tonight.
>Despite the both of you being in your twenties, you always turn into kids again when Mama Aero comes around.
>Dinner is relatively quiet.
>No talking with your mouth full.
>And when mom cooks, the kids wash.
>You scrub and Aero stacks.
>Come time to say goodbye, you give mom a huge bear hug.
“Bye mom!”
>”Bye mom!”
>”Bye kids! Stay safe, okay?”
>“You got it!” called Aero.
“You’d think we should be the ones telling her that,” you say to your roommate.
>”Nah. If she gets mugged, she’ll probably just buy the guy new clothes and a meal. Nothing to worry about.”
“Meh. If you say so.”
>The two of you sit and watch mom walk away.
>When she rounds the corner, you place your foot on Aero’s shoulder and shove her into the nearest lamp; breaking it in half and shattering the bulb.
“That’s for flushing the toilet when I was in the shower,” you remind her.
>Aero jumps to her feet and lunges at you.
>So ensues another round of wrestling and destroying the living room.
_____
And so ends another tale of our resident dynamic duo. No bromo.
Boop
>>27636488
Nice, I like it
wary bump
Thread is sleeping.
Post pony reactions to the Homocaust.
>>27640640
>implying all mares except Pillow Case aren't lesbian
>>27640793
Mr Cake has fucked his big booty wife at least once.
>>27640868
>>27640868
You think Mr. Cake has to fend off the advances by black dudes on his wife multiple times a day?
>>27641105
It sounds ridiculous
>>27641105
Literally the only black dude in Ponyville is Thunderlane.
On Earth, it might be different. Maybe.I'm too white to be writing this, but I'll try
>Be Anonquan
>Chillin wit yo squad
>Shit's lit yo
>...Alright, not so much
>Only Dequan could make it today
>You roast him behind his back daily cause he's the kind of stupid that don't know when not to say shit
>He's loyal AF tho
>Case in point, he just knocked on your door after roasting EVERYONE in the text message group for bailing
"Hey yo, what up man?"
>"I got a pulse, paycheck, and my homies. Couldn't ask for more. What up with you, Anon?"
>Homies
>As in more than one right now
>Implizzle my nizzle
"Sheiiiiit. I'm just tryna figure out what to do since nobody else came. We was just gonna chill, but two guys chillin..."
>"Say no more, senpai. There's this new mom-and-pop place that's supposed to have the BEST pastries. Let's walk."
>Nothing better to do
"Aight."
>You lock the door behind you and head out
"So what's the place?"
>"It's called Sugar Cube Corner."
>The fuck kind of name is that?
"That is one pony-ass name. This place run by ponies?"
>"Yeah! Don't know how they do it with hooves but they got that five-star shit going on Yelp, Google, Grubhub, motherfuckin' Zagat..."
>He starts flipping through tabs on his phone to show you the ratings
"Think I've seen the owners around town, actually."
>"Shit, man. All pony girls got the booty like Brazilians, but you see the ass on the blue one?"
>>27642162
>You scoff and give him the stinkeye
>Dequan's going and saying shit before he thinks it again
>It's not that you disagree
>Like if you put a tape measure up next to her booty it'd stop being inches and feet and just say "mothaFUCK that is one fat booty!"
>But god damn, this crosses a line
"Dequan, just... naw, man. Naw."
>"What? You sayin' I'm wrong?! Good sir, I question your understanding of the finer points of bootyology if you say that ain't the phattest ass you've ever seen!"
"Just give me a second to explain, aight? She's too old, she's got a man, she got KIDS from what I heard, and that means her body type is motherfuckin' Aunt Jemima on four legs. Aunt Jemima is like everyone's aunt, and you gotta be some kind of redneck if you're sayin' you'd fuck auntie."
>Dequan puts a finger up and opens his mouth like he's gonna say something
>Then he closes his mouth
>Then opens his mouth again while raising his finger slightly higher, but still says nothing
>He finally relaxes and puts his finger down
>"Aight, I see what you mean."
>You keep walking with him in silence for half a minute
>"The pink one, though."
"Mmmhm. They say don't put your dick in crazy, but fuck whoever 'they' is. That booty's prime meat."
>>27642183
>I'm too white to be writing this, but I'll try
That makes it funnier. I certainly laughed.
It's been talked about forever to use boot camp stories as pony. I give you one.
>ponies integrating with humans because "lol equality"
>they steal peanut butter from the chow hall all the time
>constantly getting fucked up for it
>one day after coming back from Phase 2
>pony fucking up in drill
>DI done had enough
>points to pony
>"Who's you're rack mate!"
>that's you
>FUCK
"Here, sir!"
>"On the quarter deck! Empty your pockets!" screams the DI
"Aye aye, sir!"
>you and pony race upstairs into the squad bay with the DI on your ass
>you dump your pockets
>pony does too
>and to your horror, you spot the unthinkable
>Tropical flavored Skittles
>"WHAT THE HOLY FUCK IS THAT!" screams DI as he picks it up and holds it to the pony's face
>"Skittles, sir!" answers pony
>"You like that fruity shit, don't you pony?" asks DI
>"Yes sir!"
>"Yeah I bet you do! And I know you didn't eat this shit by yourself! Right?"
>"Yes sir!"
>"Why don't you go outside and pick out who you shared this shit with?"
>DI and pony disappear back outside to the platoon still in formation
>two more recruits come inside; one pony, one human
>"Looks like we're all one big happy family!" screams the DI. "Empty your fucking pockets!"
>the new victims do so
>"Everybody on your faces!"
>DI drops the Skittles wrapper
>"Hand over hand on the Skittles!"
>everyone forms a sort of spoke wheel around the wrapper with one hand and hoof on it
>"Now push!"
"ONE, TWO, THREE, ONE! ONE, TWO, THREE, TWO!"
>"Why don't we sing the friendship song while we're at it?" says DI
"This recruit does not know the friendship song!" you say
>"Well let me teach it two you! Push!"
>you all start pushing again
>"BEST FRIENDS FOREVER! ALWAYS TOGETHER!" sings the DI
>"BEST FRIENDS FOREVER! ALWAYS TOGETHER!" you all repeat
>"FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!" screams DI
>this goes on for several minutes
>fucking ponies sneaking MRE candy
>>27642621
What the hell is a boot camp, some kind of Auschwitz concentration camp?
>>27642680
STRAWBERRY
>>27643656
Is a pretty pony.
Good night PiE. See you in the morning.
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/AkAgvkT.gif&v=gzLPZml9VRI
This still makes me giggle like an idiot every time I watch it.
Lux is dead.
Poppy Seed wants to play!
>be pony inna boot camp
>Phase 2, marching back from Table 2 range practice
>coming up on the barracks and entering the courtyard between four of them
>see a platoon of recruits running around the perimeter
>one fat kid is waving his arms and head around while screaming "WEE-WOO WEE-WOO WEE-WOO!"
>have to hold back laughter so you don't get smoked by the DI
>you know what he did
>you wonder if anyone else noticedHe requested an emergency bathroom break. There's no such thing as an emergency bathroom break.
maybe bump
>>27646264
Shhh
>>27648980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wp2Hwi9qM48
Fallout: Equestria characters in Earth?Nuked or un-nuked, your choice.
Who here has read that fic? I hear it's super long and I haven't gotten around to it myself.
>>27649330
FoE is edgy shit, especially Project Horizons.
Overall it's "let's make a story about vidya gaem and weapons and pones, epin meme! xD", so you have two universes that completely don't match each other. Overdone, overrated, filled with gore, torturing and other cheap teenage bait shit. I thought FoE it's just a form of ironic shitposting, but some people actually think it's very serious, radical and cool.
https://derpibooru.org/884000
https://derpibooru.org/908922
https://derpibooru.org/935519
tl;dr : pure cancer
>>27649424
>https://derpibooru.org/884000
>https://derpibooru.org/908922
>https://derpibooru.org/935519
Holyshit that is insanely edgy.
>>27647826
Rip.
>>27649818
Hi! What do you want?
>>27650962
I want to brush PC's mane. It looks so brushable.
>>27649424
oh boy
>>27650962
Pillow Case was created to be gently pet and cuddle
just maybe
It's quarter to midnight (EST)
Do you know where your pony is, PiE?
>>27652856
No becauceshe's not real.:(
>>27652856
Resting easy on top of me
>>27652856
Shit, containment breach! CODE MAUVE!
*gunshots, screaming, and midified Metallica music*
>>27652856
Somewhere beyond the sea, somewhere waiting for me
>>27654448
We'll meet
I know we'll meet
Is it already time to billy the Pilly?
>>27636488
>>When she rounds the corner, you place your foot on Aero’s shoulder and shove her into the nearest lamp; breaking it in half and shattering the bulb.
>“That’s for flushing the toilet when I was in the shower,” you remind her.
>>Aero jumps to her feet and lunges at you.
>>So ensues another round of wrestling and destroying the living room.
Lost hard
>A man in a suit walks briskly down a dark hallway.
>The duffel bag in his left hand swings like a pendulum.
>Its contents are not important.
>But he carries it dutifully.
>The hall gives way to a silent crowd, a silent stadium.
>Thousands are gathered, their cameras clicking and flashing as the man approaches a small podium.
>A dozen or so microphones huddle together, almost pleading for the man to speak.
>"Ladies and gentlemen of the world, the Ambassador of Earth-Equestrian Relations."
>Cameras zoom in on him, projecting his image upon large screens throughout the stadium.
>"Friends, allies, and sovereign nations of the world. We are gathered here today to band together. To come to a truce
once and for all. For a better world, and a better tomorrow. We are here today to unify our world, and finally work together
to create a peaceful planet for generations to come."
>A single man sitting at the panel of nations stands up.
>In a thick middle-eastern accent, he shouts at the man on stage.
>"You do not call for peace! You call for deweaponization of all countries, so that yours may continue its programs to
police the rest of us! We will not disarm ourselves while you sit on a throne of war and death!"
>The man on stage sets his duffle bag on the podium with a sigh.
>The zipper echoes through the microphones, and through the amplifiers.
>The flap fwumps open, the cameras pan down to its contents.
>A head pokes out.
>Two wide-staring, milk-chocolate eyes blink as they adjust to the light.
>Two soft, floppy ears twitch amidst a finely brushed burntwood mane.
>"And what is this, now?"
>The pony stretches as she sits up.
"My name is not important."
>"And why does that matter?"
>"Because what she says, is."
>The pony clears her throat as she continue.
(1/4)
>>27655547
"It is important that we preserve all ways of life on this earth, and remove anything that could disrupt any progress we
have made in the past twenty years to jointly build a better world, for both humankind, and ponykind. It is imperative that
we work together to build a better world, not work separately to destroy it. It is... important."
>Her final word echoes throughout the summit.
>It is repeated back in hushed whispers in every spoken language on the planet.
>Her name is not important.
>What she is about to do, is.
"Mr. President, I'm going to go take a nap."
>"Okay."
>The pony leaps from the podium and back down the hallway that the man had walked through.
>Before she can reach the hallway, a loud shot is heard throughout the stadium.
>She turns and runs toward the no-longer-standing man.
"Mr. President!"
>She holds him and shakes him.
>He does not respond.
>A glint, completely different from the flashing of cameras, catches her eye.
>As others start to flock to the man, the pony turns from him and runs toward where she saw the glint.
>Everything around her seems to be in slow-motion, but she takes no heed as she spots something purple start to run
from where she saw the glint.
>She chases it up through the rafters, and into a hallway.
>She pushes herself to catch up and tackle the assailant, bringing it down and tumbling several feet down the hallway.
>Both ponies panting, the mare of utter unimportance jerks the assailant's hoodie back.
>Utter shock stuns her.
"Pillow Case?"
>Pillow Case takes the opportunity to kick the mare off of her and run away.
>Too taken aback to follow, the mare somberly walks back to the man.
>She finds him sitting up against the podium with one of his bodyguards beside him.
>"It was a cherry tomato."
>The man looks down at the pony, who headbutts him.
>"Did you find who did it?"
"Yes."
(2/4)
>>27655550
>The man looks up at his bodyguard and nods.
>"Let's go."
"Are you sure? Will you be okay?"
>"I'll be fine. We need to find them before they can hurt anyone else."
>The mare nods as the man stands up.
>He picks her up and carries her out of the stadium.
>They get into an unassuming black sedan and drive by the mare's direction.
>It doesn't take them long as they arrive at a small house, in a small neighborhood on the edge of the city.
>The man and the mare get out of the car and approach the front door.
>Another man answers.
>"Mr. President? I just saw you get shot on live TV."
>"It was a tomato."
>"Oh for f- PILLY!"
>The sound of hooves clopping against the floor announces the arrival of one very in trouble mare.
>"Did you shoot the president?"
>"I told you I was going out!"
>"Did you. Shoot. The president."
>"Yeah? So what!"
>She looks up at the guests standing in the doorway.
>"Aw, man!"
>Before she can run away, the second man picks her up.
>"We've talked about this. You can't just go shoot world leaders and get away with it. You're going to be punished,
alright?"
>She sighs and nods.
>He hands her off to the other man, who hugs her.
>Pillow Case starts crying as he sets her down.
"Come here Pillow Case."
>The sobbing mare approaches the unimportant mare, who hugs her.
"I forgive you."
>Pillow Case nods and buries her face into the mare's suitcoat.
"However..."
>The mare lifts a hoof.
>A shot is heard throughout the neighborhood.
>The mare pushes Pillow Case away from her, who falls to the ground.
>A red liquid leaks out of her hoodie.
"Deus vult."
>Both men look down at the ponies and sigh.
(3/4)i swear to god these linebreaks. this always happens when i'm out of habit
>>27655551
>The man that answered the door nudges Pillow Case with his foot.
>"Hey, get up. We're supposed to be leaving for Chuck E. Cheese's in a minute."
>"Okay."
>Pillow Case stands and wipes the tomato off of her hoodie.
>"Same time tomorrow?"
"Of course! Who are you targetting tomorrow?"
>"The Canadian Parliament."
"See you then."
>As the door closes, the mare and man return to the sedan.
>"Is there a reason for all of this?"
"She just wants to feel important."
(4/4)
>>27655555
nice cinqs
>>27655555
Had a hard time following, but it made me laugh anyways. Work on your structure.
>>27655555
Why did Not Important billy the Pilly?
“Everything's going to be just fine.” you whisper to yourself.
> You eagerly stand in line at the bus depot.
> “Next!” the counter associate shouts.
> You walk up to the counter.
> “Destination?” she asks.
“N-New York.” you mumble
> “Round trip or-”
“One way.” you respond.
> She punches a few buttons on her computer and prints you a small ticket.
> You hand her the cash and exchange greetings before heading to the bus.
> You hand your ticket and board the Silver Fox bus.
> Exchanging greetings with the driver, you embark.
> You tightly clutch on to the small backpack in your hands, in it all your belongings.
> Save for a few hundreds dollars in savings, you haven't much to your name.
> You peer down the bus.
> It's mostly empty.
> Save for the driver, there's only a few others on board.
> You glance at your watch.
> 11:25PM
> Somehow you're not surprised.
> You can't really expect too many boarding a late bus to New York at this hour.
> But it can't be helped.
> Finding an empty seat wasn't hard.
> Eventually you pick a window seat near the back.
> You pull your seat back and let out a long sigh.
> New York was still quiet a distance away.
> The bus driver assured you it would be no more than fourteen hours.
> You produce an old iPod from your pocket, one of the few luxuries you could afford, and pop in your earbuds.
> It was going to be a long night.
> Might as well try to get some rest.
> You stare out the window.
> Outside, dozens of buses sit idly in neat rows.
> Their drivers group around in various circles.
> Passengers are scattered and few.i
>>27655857
> You glance at your watch.
> 11:29PM
> The bus engine starts.
> You shut your eyes.
> Hopefully, you'd be able to fall asleep.
> Your mind drifts
> New York.
> The city that never sleeps, huh?
> You've heard there some good work over.
> Hopefully you'd be able to find a job soon enough.
> There isn't much in your bank.
> But it should hold you over for a little while.
> Hopefully.
> But...
> But what if you don't find work?
> What if you can't a place to crash?
> What if things don't go according to plan?
> What if you had to live in the streets?
> What if-
> “Excuse me?” a soft voice whelps.
> Your train of thought is broken.
> Autonomously, you pause your iPod and remove your earbuds.
> You look to your side for the voices owner.
> “I-Is this seat taken?” she mumbles, gesturing to the seat next to yours.
> You look over.
> It's a pegasus.
> She's small, with a gray coat.
> She's wearing a fluffy purple hoodie that's two sizes too big for her.
> She cradles a small stuffed animal in one hoof, and a gym bag in another.
> You notice a small pillow on her flank.
> What was that called again...A cutie mark?
> You glanced around the bus.
> Most of the seats were empty.
> You pause for a moment.
> Any other person would have picked a window seat far from the next passenger.
> Then again, she wasn't a human.
> You begin to ponder her reasoning for all this.
> Maybe she just wants some company for the trip.
> Maybe.
> A little company can't hurt anyone, right?
> But you glance back at the pony next to you.
“O-Oh no.” you explain. “Go right ahead.”
> “Thanks.”
> She smiles and takes the seat next to you.
> She removes her small saddlebag and places it at her feet.
> You smile and put your headphones back in.
> A pegasus, huh?
> It's been a while since Earth and Equestria were linked up. But even today you don't see too many ponies around these parts of the country.
> They're uncommon, but not exactly a rarity.
>>27655867
> You glance over to her again.
> There's that pillow on her flank.
> You remember hearing about how that mark is linked to their special talents.
> Thinking it over, you figure it's a cute novelty
> But you'd be petrified if a magical tattoo magically appeared on your thigh one day.
> The engine roars to life, and you soon depart the bus depot.
“Finally.” you whisper to no one in particular.
> Soon enough, the roads before you become a blur as you speed towards your destination.
> You stare out the side of the window.
> The rain has picked up, and small droplets of water roll down the glass.
> You recall fond memories as a child, riding in the backseat of your parents car.
> Watching in awe as water drops race down the glass as you traced them with your finger.
> One memory leads to another.
> And your minds fills with brief moments of your past.
> Your first year of grade school comes and goes.
> A somber smile works it's way on your face as you recall those carefree days.
> You remember those endless summer days spent playing under the sun.
> Those days you were always found with your close knit circle of friends.
> The window slightly fogs up with a heavy sigh.
> It's been so long since you've seen them last.
> You wonder how they're all faring.
> You can only imagine many of them went onwards to attend university after high school.
> They'd probably be finishing up by now.
> As you go through a mental list of all your childhood friends, you try to remember their quirks.
> But. Yet.
> It's becoming harder and harder to produce any details.
> The harder you try, the less you remember.
> And at this point, you can barely even remember the sound of their voices.
> You shudder.
>>27655874
> What if they've all forgotten about you?
> …
> Probably.
> It's been so long since you've spoken with any of them.
> Your mind runs rampant.
> Where are your friends?
> Where is your family?
> How long has it been?
> Months?
> Years?
> You can't remember.
> The soul crushing lonelyness begins to chip away at your sanity.
> “So...” a sheepish voice erupts.
> Quickly, you mute your iPod and remove your headphones.
> You glance to your side to the voices' source.
> The small pegasus stares back at you, eyes brimming with curiosity.
> “What's on your mind?” she quickly remarks.
“Ahh. Nothing.” you reply.
> “Nothing? Sure didn't look like a lot of nothing to me.” she perks. “Something got you down?”
> You peer directly into the pegasus' eyes.
> Her eyes full of compassion and kindness.
> “You know, whenever I feel upset. Talking about it always makes me feel better.”
“I'm just...”
> “Scared?” she quickly asks.
> You slowly nod.
> “You? Scared?” she notions. “What's a big, tough human like you have to be scared of?”
> You pause for a moment.
> “You want to talk about it?”
> She stares back at you with an expression of pure empathy and curiosity.
> It's been a while since you've since this emotion.
> Broke and unemployed; people recently have been all too quick to give you the cold shoulder.
> But this pegasus is different.
> You can see it in her eyes.
> She doesn't know about your financial hardships.
> She doesn't care about your faults and mistakes.
> Right now, she only seems to care about you.
> The REAL you.
> You laugh for a bit.
> She's a total stranger.
> Yet.
> She's not.
> It's amusing to see how the first 'person' to show you compassion isn't really a person at all.
>>27655948
> You snap back to attention.
> The soft snoring of your fellow passengers is just barely audible of the constant humming of the bus' engine.
> The soft pitter patter of rain against the glass is constant.
> And the small pegasus sits patiently by your side, awaiting an answer.
> You give a warm smile.
“I'd love to, miss...”
> “Pillowcase.” she heartily responds.
> You extend your hand, which she meets with her hoof.
“The name's Anonymous.” you shake. “Pleasure's all mines.”
> She beams you with a toothy smile.
> You glance down at your lap.
> Your ticket stub lies flat on your legs.
> NEW YORK.
> ONE WAY.
> You glance back at the smiling pegasus.
> That's when you re-assure yourself.
> Everything is going to be just fine.
>>27655555
>Casey works for Vladimir Putin
>>27655958
>>27655958
This is nice
I want to billy filly pilly's silly face
:(
>>27660636
Don't be sad, Anon. Just look at your government-issued pony's smiling face and everything will be alright!
>>27660708
:|
[confused human noises]
I should get off my ass and write another story. I've got a list of ideas here but no drive.
[pony noises]
[good shit]
kiss the pillow
Reminder to delete your bumps.
Live, Tail Lifter
>tfw no lawn mower waifu
Happy fillies
>>27666513
wat
>>27667495i posted in the wrong thread and by the time i realized it it couldnt delete it.
no die
>laptop broken
>can't post green from phone
Help
>>27669524
Fix for cimputurr
>>27669524
Pastebin it, link, and let someone else post.
maybe bump
important!
this thread is very important
Pilly 4 billy
>>27665692
She does NOT lift her tail!
>>27672860
How is she going to make babies with clamped down tail?
maybe bump
>>27675667
billy pilly
>>27675683
bully pully
>>27675667
B-baka
