612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friendship is Magic #43 is storytimed here!
>>27652426
Her home is Ponyville for the foreseeable future, but Rarity may still wish to further acquaint herself with the cities hosting her boutiques. As always, she can refine her designs based upon the ponies and places seen. But knowing the vicinities would also help her to really know her clientele and tailor to her market. Plus, having all the hottest spots scouted out can only help her connection cred.
>>27664397
Previous thread.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is still storytimed here!
>>27591850
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>27669819
loiro and bon bon
This is no place for fillies.
>>27669805
that pony is way out of my league and it depresses me
>>27669819
Filly #14 & filly #16 OTP.
>>27669837
>the aNOIted filly thread
>not safe for fillies
wew lad
Megassa squeeze them
>>27669858
Jar Jar pls go.
>>27669862
THAT'S what Equestria girls needs! A racist stereotype Comedy relief character to follow them around!
>>27669858
those fucking hasbro geniuses know exactly what to do to get the bronies to watch EQG
Filly likes to stare at you emotionlessly while you're in the computer.
>>27669844
get a cool jacket and a matching hat
that's all it takes
>>27669886
i love dogs but i felt like such a shitty owner when i would spend most of my day on the computer and my dog layed next to my desk.
even though i walked her twice a day for 1hr+ and also played with her often.
>>27669897
you fool, not even death can stop me from booping NOI.
>>27669918
are you sure about that?
Good goyim
Watch Eqg4
Buy the fluttermerch
>>27669937
That's destruction, not death. there's a difference.
>>27669937
>celestia destroys someone and then laughs
damn that shits ice cold
>>27669942
i havnt watched a single EQG movie or purchased any EQG merchandise
although i am embarrassed to admit how much eqg art and fic i jacked it to
>>27669942
There's like one fluttershy toy for EQG. the only 3 characters with a large amount of merchandise are Twilight, sunset and Rainbow dash.
>>27669951
Just buy one doll Anon.
It will be our little secret.
When will small stallions learn their place?
>>27669992
if i had any spare money for toys i would get a rarity plush and absolutely destroy it
>>27669996
celestia please sit on my face
its all i want in life
>>27669996
To be fair, everyone is a ponelet compared to Celestia
>>27670001
Yes, destroy the plushes for they are the bane of horse vagina!
>>27669996
please do not bully the stallions, celestia
it is bad for their self-esteem
>>27669996
celestias dildo must be huge and she must fuck a ton of dragons
Friday morning foals
>>27670020
No no, celestia just has a large breeding program dedicated to producing stallions with Penis giganticism going on for her own personal use
her harem's made up of Stallions with bowling ball testicles and baseball cocks.
>>27670025
cutiepatooties
>>27670025
AB isnt a foal you dick
>>27670036
but do you ship them?
>>27670040
i ship taps and scoots since they are similar in color. that is how i ship all of my ponies.
>>27670016
>stallion goes and cuddles up a school
>>27670059
...Half goat.
>>27670059
The pony market has better rates.
wish i had some huge filly crotchboobs to use as a pillow right now
pony wants you to know that
she thinks you're okay
>>27670072
Sweetie stop being so lewd in public. And you'll just have to wait a while.
>>27670075
I don't want to upset the pony but I haven't been okay in several years
>>27670079
don't destroy the pony's dreams
you're okay
>>27670083
I mean, I'm doing alright
or doing really well depending on the standards
>>27670083
fuck you pony, you say i am okay and trap me in the friendshipzone
>>27670087
cute toothpaste pony plushie
wait a minute that looks like a stallion
WAIT a minute thats a pegasus
WAIT A MINUTE THATS AN OC
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>27670075
>>27670083
Thanks pony, you're okay, too.
>>27670037
Yes she is
Just because she has her qtmark now doesn't mean she is no longer master race.
>>27670075
... abduct the pony.
tenderly tap the pony
>>27670036
Cutest patooties
![1180160__safe_twilight+sparkle_princess+celestia_princess+twilight_comic_dialogue_book_wide+eyes_offscreen+character_reading[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/FtlQYT1.png "1180160__safe_twilight+sparkle_princess+celestia_princess+twilight_comic_dialogue_book_wide+eyes_offscreen+character_reading[1].png")
>>27670113
you weirdos are tempting me to skip ahead and watch this episode out of order
>>27670075
welcome pony to the family
>>27670124
fuckin watch all the episodes
like, soon
>>27670112
Tenderly tapped, the pony makes this face.
>>27670124
Dam sun
Watch all the episodes
Like pronto. Illico presto.
>>27670130
i am you cunt, and i am watching in order but there is SO MUCH
>>27670142
Oh you poor poor anon, watching cartoons is so hard.
STOP COMPLAINING INSTEAD OF WATCHING THE EPISODE YOU LAZY FUCK
Go away evil poner
test
>>27670160
this isn't a fun test at all
I want to chase the flower trio around with firecrackers.
>>27670152
fuck you, i need a pony break so i went to go watch loud house
their general has so much porn
>>27670171
They would just faint at the first crack, and the resulting panic would cause you to try to protect their prone bodies from being trampled.
>>27670182
Fuck that I'd just run and say Panka did it
>>27670187
Pinkie cannot go back to jail!
She has enemies in many units.
Goodnight ponies I love you.
>>27670020
>not satisfying their cravings from diamond dogs.
>>27670262
>dog dicks
>satisfying
>>27670160
I wasn't ready for this
>Think today is Saturday
>Wake up extremely early like usual
>Realize it's Friday
>Realize we're hamburger time anyway
I want to die and I can't get back to sleep
>>27670058
>cuddled into submission by several guards
>it's all he ever wanted
>>27670173
>loud house
That show sucks so much dick and aside from the porn the generals are terrible.
>>27670297
>haven't gone to sleep yet
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
>>27670334You should get some sleep. You might dream of ponies
>>27670338
>Pony dreams.
In all those years I've only ever had one.
>>27670358
Most of my pony dreams are just me browsing MLPG.
>>27670364
Those aren't pony dreams but 4chan dreams.
Speaking of which, you have issues anon.
>>27670369
>Speaking of which, you have issues anon.
I know, man. I know.
>>27670364
MLPG dreams are different from pony dreams
>>27670378
What if everyone posting in my dream is a cute pony?
>>27670382
What if its actually MLHG and you are a pony?
>>27670358
A few days ago, after six years, I had my first one.
It was about all the main characters moving away from each other. Not really a nightmare or even upsetting, but kind of depressing in hindsight.
Also Pinkie Pie kept talking about a new friend named Jadzia. I might watch too much DS9.or not enough.
>>27670382
It's not like you ever interact with us on a direct basis so it is exactly the same.
>>27670385
I would hate being a pony. It would be a nightmare
>>27670390
>I would hate being a pony. It would be a nightmare
>night of passionate lovemaking with your ponyfu
>eventually climax together
>fall asleep still inside her
>>27670387
Sorry for getting a pretty shitty dream, anon.
>>27670393
Technically, being a pony in the human world would not be a very nice experience.
You'd be an alien... a cute one, but still an alien.
>>27670404
>Not cleaning the mess up afterwards
That's nasty
>>27670413
>You'd be an alien
But you can camwhore to desperate bronies for cash
>>27670418
Artists already do that, and with less dissection.
>>27670418
It wouldn't take long before either they or the government found where you were hiding and nabbed you.
I'm moving out of my parents house in August. Should I turn (at least one room) of my apartment into a pony shrine?
>>27670432
I would suck the dick of every government agent that comes to get me. I will suck their dicks so hard they'll pass out.
>>27670413
I think pony astronauts would shave their tail. That just looks incredibly dangerous.
>>27670435
Woohoo! Pony blowjobs!
>>27670434
Hell yeah bro
>>27670434
only if you have a 2br or more than 1k sq footage
>>27670437
It looks nice but yeah, that design wouldn't do much good.
>>27670364
>tfw you feel like you got dejavu but you're not sure if it's actually dejavu or is 4chan being this repetitive
i was born to feel this
and i hate it
>>27670417
Ehh, just throw the sheets in the washer in the morning.
>>27670465
Do you think that is weird?
I had seen exact copies of my responseless posts appear a few days after I had made them on MLPG.
I don't know if it was some anon or the system going bonkers but it certainly provides for some surreal experience.
>>27670477
People meme pretty hard sometimes
>>27670477
the worst is when anon who is pretending to be you goes rogue/and/or off script
>>27670520
>people using your filenames
It's the worst
Cute ponies doing not cute thing
>>27670520
and when somebody else chips in their thoughts in an argument/discussion and the anon you were arguing with mistakes them for you
>>27670432
>cozy government cell
>free food
>only having to do some tests
That sounds fucking great
>>27670523
whats wrong with people using your filenames?
>>27670539
Sometimes they shitpost with them
Tomorrow I'm going to ask Starlight to marry me.
>>27670551
She's way out of your league you chump
>>27670551
Starlight had lost childhood friends to marriages too. She starts scheming to eliminate affection in Equestria.
>>27670563
can you rephrase this in terms of ponies?
>>27670584
Mare A and Mare B remain silent: they each get hugs
Mare A talks and Mare B remains silent: they each get hugs
Mare A remains silent and Mare B talks: they each get hugs
Mare A and Mare B talk: they each get hugsand a good dicking
>>27670624
welp, meant to reply to >>27670601
>>27670628
I mean, I caught it
but I don't think you did it right
Fluttershy is asking for an episode that would be the "deconstruction" of MLP:FIM.
How would you go about making one?
>>27670630
...should have I added more dickings?
>>27670632
Trust worst pony to ask the worst questions
>>27670634
What a grumpy horse
I want to rub her belly
>>27670539
THAT'S INTERNET BUTTSTALKER-ESQUE!
>>27670632
Definitely by NOT quoting AT ALL any animucrapshit.
Fuck those.
>>27670634
>The worst pony
Definitely not, she's far from that.
But she is a canon weeaboo and they love, oh do they love their "deconstructions".
>>27670632
By removing her from the show
>>27670639
>canon weeaboo
That's what I said. Worst pony.
>>27670649
Having a weeaboo character does not imply having a bad character anon.
Remember when MLPG didn't die during the night?
I don't.
PONIES AREN'T FOR BREAKFAST!!!
>>27670659
It certainly implies a useless one, apparently
>>27670632
I can think of several plausible angles to deconstruct FiM — one would be to play up the personality clashes between the Mane Six and let them build to some kind of bittersweet climax, another would expose the machinations behind them becoming bearers of the Elements of Harmony.
I don't think these are particularly good deconstructions, though.
>>27670677
I miss when "night threads" were a thing
>>27670690
Eh.
>>27670690
I didn't mind all the crazy greentext chains
Especially when it involved my own fetishes
Plus some feelsy stories came out of it, which was nice
>>27670677
all those mares are touching each others' naked butts
this is turbolewd and gay
Turbogay horses
Filly was born with thick skin
>>27670358
My first pony dream involved Twilight talking about her grandmother on the TV Guide channel.
The one that really haunts me isa pony getting sliced up by a Mark-1 Auto-Doc.
sexy pony sex
pony shouted EQUESTRIA FIRST and booped you violently.
pony brought snacks!
>>27670773
>your death will never result in somebody shitposting about it in a My Little Pony 4chan thread
>>27670785
Why even live, right?
>>27670792
Exactly. Might as well kill ourselves, that way we'll all be able to go to Equestria in the afterlife.
>Today is National Eat Your Vegetables Day
You're doing it wrong, Big Mac.
>>27670795
I was being sarcastic...
>>27670814
Well I stole your face.
@ het y'all can't draw tm right now buttt I'll take some fore later whatchu got man
>>27670828
Hammer pone hammering some nail pones
>>27670838
who thrt fuck
>>27670839
It's like a hammerhead shark, but as a pone
Come on, use your imagination
>>27670828
filly kissing colt
>>27670828
marker pone and/or junior reading some comics
>>27670828
My dad as a pony saying he's proud of me and still loves my mom
>>27670849
I'm an artist, noyba miracle worker
>>27670843
reported
>>27670828
LUNA IN CHARGE
Do you feel in charge?
>>27670828
pinkie pie in the mirror
hiss hiss snek
>>27670924
Constrict me, pony!
I hate mornings.
>>27670934
be careful of powerful pony tails
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQUWlzmXX3M
>>27670945
Pony will keep you in line with her tail.
>>27670967
Rainbow Dash would never use her tail to coerce or intimidate her friends. She is a nice and thoughtful pony.
>>27670967
I want to pull her tail.
>>27670985
And twilight is a good girl.
>>27670997
She dindu nuffin'
I really want the CMCs to wear their skintight suits again
>>27671010
She didn't know what she was dying, her life was a life and she was set up to take the fall.
Would you play with the CMC?
Come on, come on
Put your head into the oven
>>27671041
>her life was a life
True poetry mate.
>>27671053
I'm going on 30 hours without sleep, i think my critical thinkign skills are starting to fail me trying to say.
>>27671041
>what she was dying
>her life was a life
>>27671072
too cute
>>27671056
why don't you sleep
>>27671041
>starlight glimmer becomes a 2nd twilicorn
>she plays the role with the mane5 while twilicorn builds a utopia with celestia and luna
>the mane5 begin to resent the real twi when they find out
>>27671056
I'm only at the end of my normal day and about to sleep and I laughed hard enough at that to think I need it. You probably desperately need it.
>>27671056
>only 30 hours
>>27671161
>>27671056
I'm in the same boat. I've been awake and working for 27 hours and have about 12 more to go. I'm kind of happy it's the hiatus because id definitely sleep past it.
>Anon cried out in vain, "WHY DOES EVERY UNICORN HAVE A DICK?!?" as a combination of magic and hooves yanked his pants off
>>27671241
I'm so down for this
>>27671241
Chrysalis is a huge dork.
>>27671241
I want to hang out with changelings tonight.
>>27671241
So will there be a Gamer Chrysalis?
Are we going through this phase one more time?
>>27671291
Turn off the sound of that song and play this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA_h4iQJhoU
>>27671291
Even villains need a hobby.
>>27671291
She's already a ca/tg/irl in the Shout-verse with Hyperspace Hyperwars.
>>27671327
>videogames
>hobby
Do you think Larson will come back for another season (considering that he's just finished his book, it would be most likely that if he appeared in S7, he would be somewhere at the tail end of it).
>>27671351
Depends on what you do with them (modding, map making and such) but I agree that pure consumption of video game is no more a hobby than eating or watching TV is.
>>27671351
Yes, under the definition of "hobby", videogames can be one.
Shocking, I know.
>>27671351
>>27671357
>A hobby is a regular activity that is done for enjoyment, typically during one's leisure time.
Are you retarded or something
>>27671369
Well, if that is the definition of a hobby, then there's no arguing about it.
Though it does seem weird that some people could easily put "masturbating while watching animated porn" or "browsing the internet" into their CV under their hobbies and be completely correct.
Since we're on the topic, has anyone tried to get in touch with Oliver over whether or not she's doing the voice of Macha again?
Gabriel Angelos' voice got replaced already and the game is currently 2 years into development so I think she would already have gotten the contract by now, most likely missing any restrictive NDAs regarding the actual employment.
Is combing fillies considered a hobby?
Also whats new today?
>>27671440
That's a pretty decent hobby.
>Filly
>>27671456
What a cute and crazy horse. She needs something to calm her down.
>>27671463
Yeah its a very noble hobby, there is a need of more pony combers if you ask me.
>>27671440
I'd comb a filly
>>27671494
>clean filly
>>27671503
>>27671494
>colt
http://www.yellowgoatdesign.com/noi
>>27671503
Is it wrong that I fap to this?
>>27670985
Not when she's mollesting ponies.
>>27671551
Kissycolts
>>27671574
What a weird looking lamp.
>>27670828
gremlin dva piloting a mekafilly
>>27671574
>interior design by Goat
Sounds cozy.
>>27671614
>everything is really tiny just so you feel like a giant
>>27671621
>not having everything (including the ponies) be super huge so you feel tiny
do you even
>>27671645
Maybe they're a pony.
>>27670358
I've had a few. Weirdly, the first lucid dream I ever had involved them... So... maybe 1984/85.
Yes, I am old. Yes, they probably had freaky faces. Yes, I was only 3 or 4 years old.
Strangely, I think it involved ladders.
>>27671672
point still stands
I want to cum inside nobby
GUYS I NEED THAT PIC OF PINK AND PAPPLE SINGING BLIND GUARDIAN SHOUT DREW
I KNOW IT'S THERE I CAN'T HAVE IMAGINED IT
BUT IT'S NOT ON DERPIBOORU OR THE SUB
PLEASE TELL ME I HAVEN'T IMAGINED IT
I NEED IT
THANKS
HAVE PONE
>>27671698
I don't have the thing so I'm posting sunpone instead
>>27671698
the fuck is blind guardian
>>27671705
THAT'S ACCEPTABLE FOR NOW
>>27671707
good music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9WJh6ioEPQ
HAHA I FOUND IT
apparently it wasn't shout's. Who knew.
>>27671673
Lucid dreaming as a kid must be one heck of an experience considering it's when most people build up that dream world of theirs.
Any interesting ones from G4?
>>27671715
>>27671721
Blind Guardian is so cheesy
I love them
>>27671721
Oh yeah, that's Joey Darkmeat's work.
>>27671724Is she wearinghorsepanties?
>>27671753
It's an old dress, so no.
I don't even know the English term for those but she'd basically wear a full white suit underneath.
>>27671767
