Previous thread
>>27589042
current stories
~Reverse Trap Dash
http://pastebin.com/iPx8q268
~Reverse Trap Fluttershy
http://pastebin.com/GGCZjdDX
FAG
GOT
>>27659400
BUTT
MAD
Old Jeff green bump
>"G-greetings, t-t-t-traveler..."
"Hey, Twi! Uh..."
>You catch sight of her garb
"Nice... cloak?"
>She shrinks away from you, blushing
>"Y-you like it?"
"I mean, it's pretty stylish... but it's like eighty degrees outside. Aren't you hot?"
>"Y-you have no idea... I mean, uh... *I W-WAS BORN IN THE FROZEN WASTELANDS OF THE N-NORTH. I KNOW NOTHING BUT C-C-COLD.*"
>She sounds like a chipmunk doing a She-Ra impression
"O...kay?"
>"MY W-WORLD IS NOTHING BUT CHILL. IF ONLY... uh... IF O-ONLY..."
>She checks her hand, where you see she's scribbled some notes
>"IF ONLY A L-LONE TRAVELER COULD WARM MY FRIGID HEART..."
"Wow. You're really dedicated!"
>"I, um... th-thanks... I MEAN THANK YOU, TRAVELER. M-MY DEDICATION TO MY HOMEL-LAND IS IMMENSE. UNFORTUNATELY, I HAD TO LEAVE IT IN SEARCH OF LOVE. IF O-ONLY I COULD FIND A L-L-LOVER TO BREAK ME FROM THIS SPELL--"
>She breaks into a coughing fit
>"If only I c-could find a lover... to free me from my loneliness..."
"Great character background! Do you have a statsheet filled out yet?"
>"A s-statsheet? I mean, uh... I know nothing of these "s-stats" of which you speak! Are you trying to c-confound me with some new s-s-sorcery?"
"Wow! You're so in character! And if you don't have one, that's cool. I've got plenty made."
>"I am d-deeply honored, traveler! Will you not come in?"
>Twilight extends a hand to you
>For a moment, you're shocked at how confident she seems
>Standing there, wrapped in her giant cloak, arm outstretched...
>Almost like a true warrior of yore
>Then you reach out to take her hand, and she squeaks, pulling away
>"S-sorry... I mean... you must f-forgive me, traveler! I am unaccustomed to your ways! If o-o-only there were some young... h-handsome traveler... to show me the w-ways of intimacy..."
>She tries to pose, but slips, tumbling backwards
>"Y-yah!"
>>27659228
>Reverse-trap/JeffMango
Kek
>>27659228
Thanks for using the pic I requested, but is there any way I could ask you to re-make the thread without using my name in the subject? It's really cool to know that you guys are so into the story, but I don't want to discourage new writers by making it seem like this is just a JeffMango thread. Also, could you use the non-watermarked version of that image?
>>27659882
And thanks to whoever posted this. It's awesome to see old stories being appreciated.
I won't be able to write until super late tonight, but I should have an update either then, or early tomorrow morning. See you guys then.
Finally got far enough where I felt like I could start posting.
---
>The year is 2552
>Humanity is at war with an alien alliance known as "The Covenant"
>We are losing
>The Covenant have burned our worlds, killing billions in their genocidal campaign
>Now they have breached the inner colonies, their leaders hunting for our homeworld with their own fleets
>One such group has found the rich inner world of Ballast
>The small fleet's largest Covenant ship, a 5km-long Assault Carrier, has breached the world's defenses and attacked the mega-city, "New Madang"
>Initial reports confirm major damage and heavy civilian casualties
>Now, Military Leaders of the "United Nations Space Command" have prepared their response
>Teams of highly-trained "Orbital Drop Shock Troopers" are ready to assault the carrier from navy ships in low orbit
>This is a near-suicidal mission, but these troopers are the best of the best
>And saving New Madang could mean saving Ballast from becoming glass
---
>You are "The Rookie"
>You and three others of your five-man team are sitting in hell's waiting room
>While you're getting some sleep, the others members, whom you barely know, are lounging around a holographic map of the city
>Private Rarity starts off by calmly saying, "The Navy sure gave it their all."
>"Better late than never." Cheerfully adds Lance Corporal Pie
>Corporal AJ slams his helmet down on the holo-map
>"How 'bout you show some respect, Pinks."
>"Just sayin', Jack. They missed one."
>"No, they left it for us."
>It's then an alarm sounds, the one all helljumpers recognize
>A moment later, two more soldiers enter the room
>One is Gunnery Sergeant Rainbow "Blitz" Dash
>The other is new, a stern-looking woman with black hair and a purple highlight
>Your sergeant announces, "You know the music, time to dance."
>Everyone looks to the new girl, and Pinkie whispers, "Now there's a spook..."
>"Pods. Now."
>>27660585
>Everyone but you, still sleeping and oblivious, grabs their helmets and heads for the rack of assorted weapons
>Rarity moves to Pie's side and tells her, "Is she wearing /any/ armor?"
>Pinkie causally responds, "Hey, spooks get their privileges."
>The Lance Corporal notices AJ grabbing a suppressed smg
>"Pft, seriously?"
>"Well, we're gonna be 'n close quarters."
>Pie offers him a shotgun, "Exactly," which the Corporal pushes away
>Dash and the new girl, Twilight, finish their small argument before heading across the room
>Blitz points to the row of drop pods, telling Twilight, "Second to last, right next to mine."
>"Mm, cozy." says Pie, and asks as the Gunny approaches, "You gonna tell us her name, Blitz?"
>Dash yanks the shotgun from Pie's hands, "/Mis/ Naval Intelligence."
>The shotgun is slammed back onto the rack, "Our new boss."
>AJ mutters "Oh brother." under his breath
>"So check your mouths, find your chairs..."
>Dash grabs a sniper rifle and shoves it into Rarity's arms, "And get SET, for a combat drop."
>As Blitz walks to the pods, Rarity looks down at her rifle
>"And just what am I supposed to with this /inside/ a Covenant ship?"
>Pie rolls her eyes with a grin, grabs her weapons, and walks over to you
>Still asleep, you can't do anything as she open-palms your helmet
>With a yelp, you fall off of your stack of crates and land on the metal floor with a crash
>You quickly pick yourself back up, and are met with a grinning Pinkie
>"Wake up, buttercup."
>AJ pushes her aside, and you watch the demo expert run to her pod for a second
>You then snap right back to the Corporal, who tells you,
>"Relax Rookie, she don't mean nothing. Besides, now's one of those times... it pays to be the strong, silent type."
>AJ hands you a suppressed M7, and you accept it, letting him go to his pod
>You turn to yours, which you were sleeping right next to, and lock the weapon next to your seat
>You climb in, and the hatch swings down as soon as you're set
>>27660616
>The pods then are spun around, the bottom of the Naval ship opening up to the dazzling red of a sunset
>The two screens on either side of the hatch light up, showing Blitz and Twilight
>Twilight calls over your squad comms
>"Latest intel reports Covenant troops are pushing towards the ONI Alpha Site."
>"And you're telling us this why?"
>"I'll tell you once we're on the ground."
>A countdown starts, and your helmets polarize
>Blitz yells out to everyone,
>"Pucker up, Marines! I sure as hell ain't hosing out your pods!"
>The rows of other ODST pods in front of you begin to blast down, and you hear a familiar beeping
>You grip the pod's flight control sticks as tight as you can
>The countdown reaches zero, and you're launched down to Ballast's surface
>On the way down to the clouds, you all get the sight of a UNSC frigate torn in half, debris floating all around
>You hear Pinkie state, "I take it back, Navy got its butt kicked."
>Blitz asks her, "Hey Pinkie, remember when I told you to shut your mouth?"
>"Yeah?"
>"Consider that a standing order."
>One of your teammate's pod rockets down just in front of you, and you see a cloud of over 200 drop pods descend into the lower stratosphere
>You notice that your team is pretty far away from the group
>As you break through the clouds, Blitz reports,
>"Captain, fifteen klicks off the deck."
>You now see the burning costal city, with the carrier hovering just over it
>Twilight then says something none of you expect,
>"Stand by to adjust trajectory. On my mark,"
>"What'd she just say?" asks AJ
>"Mark!"
>You instinctively activate your thrusters, using the two joysticks to move your pod with the Captain's
>"We're way off course!" notes Pie
>"We're heading exactly were I needed to go." states Twilight
>"But we're gonna miss the carrier-"
>"Battlecruiser!" yells AJ, "One o'clock, high!"
>You look up, and emerging from the cloud cover is one of the smaller, more numerous Covenant starships
>>27660629
>This one looks heavily damaged, and is almost free-falling from the looks of the fire and smoke coming out from everywhere
>The Navy sure did a number on that
>You then realize it's heading right for the assault carrier
>To make matters worse, you see an electric-blue flash arc across the capital ship
>"Radiation!" yells AJ
>Pie asks, "The Covenant just set off a nuke?!"
>Twilight answers fearfully, "No, the carrier's going to jump... It's a slipspace rupture! Evasive-"
>A blue sun appears out of nowhere
>Someone reports, "EMP! Losing power!"
>Blitz manages to yell out, "Stabilize, then pop your chutes! We're goin' in hard!"
>Someone's pod in front pops it chute, but the move slams the SOIEV right into yours
>The collision almost rips your hatch open, but by some luck you grab onto it's handle
>Now you can only hear the roar of the wind
>Your vision becomes blurry as your pod spirals out of control
>You're falling too fast
>You can't breathe
>Your heart is racing
>You can only think about holding onto the door and not blacking out
>You spin more and more until a skyscrap-
---
>You are Anon, New Madang Police Department
>You stay in your little hole of debris as you try to regain your hearing
>Spots still dance around your vision, even with your eyes closed
>You aren't sure who set off that explosion, but it probably doesn't matter
>It's just destroying the city faster
>Blinking hard, you open your eyes and look up
>The whole city is washed in a bright blue, with tiny particles spreading out from the epicenter of the blast
>>27660653
>You were spared the worst of it thanks to the inner-city's walls being over two stories tall
>As you look at the lighted skyline, you notice two pieces of-
>Wait, that ain't debris
>One of the falling black pods ricochet off the Dresden Tower
>Straight at you-FUCK!
>You duck back into your hole, hear a heavy *SMACK*, and catch a glimpse of the pod skidding down the street
>You listen as it skips again and crashes into something
>Fatally curious, you climb out and peek down the lane
>A shitton of dust was whipped up, but you can see what looks like a small drop pod resting against the wall down at where the turn is
>Isn't that the one drop troopers use?
>Yeah, you're sure of it!
>You run down the street, not really checking your surroundings since your pretty sure the Covenant ain't around
>Doesn't matter now because you have an ODST to help you out
>You slow down when you near the pod and notice movement in it
>You then realize the whole thing's upside down
>Shit, how're you getting him out of there?
>Your question's answered when the hatch simply falls off, and the black-clad trooper falls out
>He tries to do a backwards summersault, but instead lands hard on his back with an "Ah!"
>Right in front of you
>"It works great-oh..."
>He notices you staring down at him
>You can see your dirtied, stubble-ridden face in that visor
>The trooper flatly tells you, "Hey there." his grainy voice a little muffled by his helmet
>You hesitantly reply,
"Uh, hey."
>"Huh? Oh, no, it's just a civie."
"Sorry, sir, or tro-?"
>The marine quickly points a finger at you, "I ain't talkin' to you."
"Wh..."
>As the ODST picks himself up and walks to his pod, you realize he must be talking to his buddy that came down with him
>Nice going, ya fucking idiot
>>27660653
>"Hey, you a cop?"
>You look up from pinching your nose and utter,
"Y-yes?"
>The trooper tilts his head slightly
>"Huh, shouldn't you be helping everyone get out of here?"
"Well, actually I'm trying help a friend of mine. He's at-"
>"Is he in that direction?" He points northeast, and you nod
>"Good, 'cause my Captain's trapped in her pod that way."
>The trooper, now with a battle rifle in his arms and a sleek, black magnum at his side walks up to you
>You must look like a twig compared to him
>"You got a weapon?"
>You pat your holster
"Magnum. G variant, but it's empty."
>The ODST pulls out a few extended mags meant for her fancy magnum and hands them to you
>"Here. They're penetrating instead of semi-explosive, so they're shit against shields."
>The trooper doesn't wait for you to thank him or even load a mag before he starts down the street
>You should've known he'd have his own agendas
>At least he's given you ammo and'll kill a few of the Covies in your way
>You hope your friend's dug himself hard into his workplace
>You have a feeling this guy's gonna leave you in the middle of a firefight
---
Done for now. At least there's more green now than constant bumping.
>>27659882
Can i get sauce for story
>>27660805
Here you go 'non
http://pastebin.com/5crarrdv
>>27660409
Hi op here, and sadly the one who also posted the rp adventure green.
>I'd totally remake the thread but I don't want to make the odst anon repost his greens.
Also sorry about the watermark I just thought it'd be funny
>>27660877
Here's a pastebin, feel free to remake the thread.
http://pastebin.com/2EZnrind
>>27660877
There's nothing wrong with the watermark; it gave me a pretty good chuckle. I'm just worried it'll make this seem like it's a one-writefag thread, which is definitely shouldn't be, and thanks to the ODST guy no longer is.
>>27661198
>>27661198
>>27661198
New thread
And as op of the last three i will repost the green in this one tonthe new one
>>27661210
What?
>>27661210
This thread was fine.
Jeff said it was ok.
>>27661220
>>27661241
Just let it die family
Gay
>>27662233
Quiet you
Faggottron 2017
