612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friendship is Magic #43 is storytimed here!
>>27652426
The renovation help was able to fix the Tasty Treat up with both configurations shown. The sort of place Zesty Gourmand prefers is probably a given by now, but Saffron and Coriander's decor seemed a bit exotic for Canterlot. Professionals will do what they can and what they're directed to, and they did already see it the first time, but still, it was an easy job. It must not have been too foreign - guess they are from somewhere in Equestria's territories, after all. They are unicorns, for one. What must their prior home look like?
>>27647809
Previous thread.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is still storytimed here!
>>27591850
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>hiatus
>>27654189
there's something a little creepy about Paintjob
cuddling filly when you get a boner
you put it inside her for safekeeping
filly asks you what you just put inside her and why she feels funny
>>27654204
she looks kind of cool
cuddling stallion when he gets a boner
Give that bitch some titanium hhhwhite
Bitches love titanium hhhwite
>>27654203
>>27654192
why are ponies so fucking cute
>>27654203
Get comfy. It'll be over before you know it.
>>27654211
suck him off to an explosive orgasm
but not in a gay way
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>>27654221
>>27654228
what if stallion wanted it in a gay way
would you just leave him gay-hanging
>>27654219
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH ZEPHYR BREEZE'S WALLET!!
>>27654219
I've been trying you yellow sack of shit
It's not my fault that no one calls me back
>>27654197
>>27654260
>>27654203
>>27654260
Have you tried calling them back?
>>27654313
fact: it's not gay if it's with a pony
You guys!
http://m.phys.org/news/2016-06-court-net-neutrality-internet-access.html
spicy
indian
pussy
>>27654235
i only suck dick in a straight way
with plenty of backslaps and "no homos"
>>27654346
>>27654346
That's nice
>>27654203
How long do you guys think it will be?
>>27654370
End of summer time?
>>27654328
It is always gay if it is with a pony.
I wish I had a pretty unicorn mare to belittle me
>>27654421
pretty unicorn misunderstood the request
she shrank you down to travel size
at least she's letting you ride on her back
>>27654436
a giantess is fine too
>>27654438
She's not giant.
You are small.
>>27654415
Look, just give me some information on why I should be supporting Blueblood.
>>27654440
What if we were both giant beforehand?
>>27654463
Impossible.
They are little ponies. They cannot be giant.
>>27654348
>>27654465
pony is a big pony
>>27654481
No Anon. She is not. She's only little. If you think she's big it means you're a manlet.
>>27654484
pony is big
Can I be a CMC?
Bebscape
Post kissycolts
>>27654657
colts can't kiss colts
COLTS CAN'T KISS COLTS
>>27654219
So what exactly is Fluttershy's job? I know her thing is animals but she doesn't seem to be an actual vet.
>>27654660
Rarity not being in the middle row triggers me
>>27654671
you mean the middle column?
>>27654673
Yes
I shall now see myself to beb so that I don't fuck anything else up
>>27654671
Only powerful unicorns go there. Besides, she's a filthy mud pony.
>>27654673
This, this would make a + figure out of unicorns.
>>27654667
Try to stop them
>>27654682
Too late anon.
Your fuck up shall forever be remembered
>>27654689
meh I'm used to it
sleep tight ponos
>>27654687
I'm going to cuddle them!
That'll distract 'em!
i want to eat out saffron's spicy pussy
>>27654755
Filly didn't fly so good
>>27654755
It tastes good for the first 30 minutes, but you will up shitting yourself later.
>>27654669
she's a freeuse slut
i know she doesn't make any money from it
but then again she was never the cleverest pony
great for emptying a load or two into any time you feel like it though
>>27654734
But the colts are already busy cuddling eachother.
>>27654669
Twilight Sparkle is not worst pony
Twilight Sparkle is a fantastic pony
>>27654788
Good, we're on the same page then
>>27654788
Gross, they are all targets and such,
>>27654766
totally worth it
I ship Starlight and Sunburst
>>27654766
Y'all niggas up in this thread got weak stomachs.
>>27654789
Twilight Sparkle is a very ugly pony who used to be pretty until Celestia gave her disgusting feathery growths jutting out of her back.
>>27654803
why
>>27654808
Wow she got bigger and can fly just like a third of the characters in the show already do
such a big fuckin' deal innit?
Yeah who cares about the fact that she's actually doing stuff with her talent now instead of moping around some backwater town as the creepy librarian.
I can't sleep
>>27654814
Well it's certainly not because I self-insert as Sunburst. Totally not that ha ha.....
>>27654803
>>27654814I do it to make Glimmerfags mad
>>27654803
>>27654814
I do it because they're cute
>>27654819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnySDsNGD6o
>>27654820
beta af even for our standards s'mh
i want to take a stallion out on a date and then suck his magnificent cock while playing with his balls until he cums down my throat
i'm not gay though
"Just friends"
i want to give my stallion bro a just friends, no homo blowjob
a brojob, if you will
how can i do this without making him think i'm gay
>>27654799
>>27654807
rather it over Thai food..
unf
forget you guys and your no-homo nonsense
I'm gonna go ride a giant ballsack
http://i.imgur.com/JSvdJZY.png
>>27654848
It's not gay if you're the slutty mare
>>27654857
>micro
ugh
>>27654865
giant
ballsack
Filly wants you to remember she'snot real
>>27654880
I'm keenly aware, tulpa pony
but thanks
>>27654880
Colts are so much better.
They're all real and shit.
>>27654887
colt wants to be fictional so bad he's started to pretend he's a filly
>>27654887
Sorry anon, Colts aren't real either. They're just fillies with misplaced strap-on horns
>>27654890
Colt is silly
>>27654863
I want to deal with her tech support.
>>27654896
that signature is silly
What quantity of bleach is required exactly to get to Equestria?
>>27654906
one gallon
you can probably get away with less, but why risk it
bleach is cheap
>>27654909
>Almost 4 liters
Welp, better start training with water first
HAPPY BARFDAY NOBBEH
OR WAS IT YESTERDAY
I DON'T KNOW
HAPPY BIRBDAY
>>27654909
>bleach is cheap
Not to mentiona terrible anime
>>27654819
That's a cute luna
are you thinking about the
>implications
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY7S6EgSlCI
>>27654899
someone should do a picture of her in a cubicle with a telephone headset
>>27654920
all anime is terrible unless it's been made by hayao "anime was a mistake" miyazaki
>>27654923
All I want is her with a chutney squishee.
>>27654924
Salty oldman
>>27654924
I guess so...L-Lain and Cowboy Bebop were g-good, tho.
>>27654928
he's a very interesting dude
bit rough on the edges
>>27654928
>>27654929
pls, even weabooshy knows he's right
>>27654932
And also has the weird habit of making audiences cry whenever he makes a new movie.
>>27654939
Old people are an odd bunch.
>>27654789
>Twilight Sparkle is a fat-tastic pony
>>27654932
Kingdom of Dreams and Madness was depressing but so interesting.
So now that we're mid-hiatus how do you think about poppy dating kit
date the pony
>>27654951
This is begging for some mock lewd speech to go with it.
>>27654951
do not date the princess of friendship
she literally invented the friendzone
>>27654951
...I'M TRYING, BUT SHE KEEPS IGNORING ME!
What did you think of the episode? I enjoyed it, but I feel like Rarity didn't learn her lesson from the Princess Dress episode. The song was nice.
>>27654956
also do not think that picking up Pinkie's obscene restaurant tab obliges her to put out
>>27654965
>>27654965
>implying it's her choice
>>27654965
I wanna grab her face in my palms
and kiss her right on the snoot
why is that pink pony so cute and round
pink pone stop
I have a waifu
>>27654965
>The cute pink mare sees the tab then goes pale
>smiling awkwardly she gives it to you, blushing
"Pinkie...this is going to cost you, you know that?"
>"Aw, c-come on anon, we're friends..."
"Yep, and friends usually split"
>"Ugh, whatever, make your price."
"10 hugs"
>"Well, that's not too-"
"Let me finish, first. Ten hugs, 20 boops on the nose, 5 nuzzlings, 3 kisses and a raspberry"
>"...!!!! T-THAT'S...INSANE!"
"So, do we split?"
>"...ok, ok...BUT NO TONGUE"
"...I can't promise you anything, who knows..."
>>27655018
>raspberry
>from a friend
Nigga that's no longer splitting, that's taking advantage from a mare under financial duress
>>27655018
>a raspberry
oh jeez
>>27655018
>10 years later
>"...and so that's how mom and dad had you"
>"Why can't I have normal parents like all of my friends?"
>>27655025
Not FROM.ON a friend.
>>27655036
But I thought only eye contact caused pregnancy
Chubbyponybellies
>>27655048
I bet they're so soft and warm, perfect for pillows.
>>27655039
You people make me physically sick.
It's because of you ponies aren't real
why are porn artists still allowed to write dialogue
>>27655048Chubbyponychubbies
>>27655048deepponybellybuttons
Did you sayfat ponies
striking out with your pony waifu
>>27655055
>twilight_readies_her_ham.png
>>27655056Sometimes when I'm bored, I finger my bellybutton. Is that weird? Should I do this with a pony? Would a pony like it?
>>27655054
I love me some bad porn dialogue.
>>27655068
You could probably do a lot of random things with pony that they'd find pleasurable.
>>27655075
I forgot the name of the dude who did this and liked belly button penetration
it wasn't mangneto
>tfw MLPG has forgotten about LK and old Saffron
>>27655090
Never
>>27655090
>the entire quest was always at shitty hours for me
>ended up never caring about it
LK was a cool dude and artist, but since he ded and hat us and the quest ended a long time ago it's not surprising.
>>27655090
I never forgot
>>27655090
but we didn't
I just never got around reading it and reading quests years after they're done is great but when there are embedded files and secrets it kinda loses most of its charm
I really thought the curry episode would spark some saffrondoge discussion
>Today is Fly a Kite Day
Try not to get hit by lightning.
>>27655113
That's the problem with ARG easter egg hunt games, they're amazing experiences when you see them live, but they age very badly
At least RQ had writing good enough to withstand that
>>27655090
>implying
>>27654683
>only powerful unicorns
So why is Trixie there?
>>27655159
She's great and powerful in the sack.
>>27655090
We want to forget because remembering brings on painful nostalgia.
>>27655170
The gutsack?
Are we going to see more interactions between Glimmer and Trixie in the future? It'd be good if we did, even if it was just a minor thing, so it wasn't just a thing for one episode.
>>27655159
Starlight invited her
>>27655175
I hope they make out
>>27655175
>make Trixie a recurring character
I don't think I could even stomach the thought
>>27655175
it's almost enough to make me like Trixie
Twixie used to trigger me unless played for sick laughs
>>27655175
I hope we get to see Glimmer's room at some point and she has pictures of them doing stuff together or something
>>27655175
Trixie will keep feeding herself to increasingly bizarre things and creep the fuck out of Starlight.
>>27655175
Jim said her story arc isn't over yet so yes
Filly has reverted to her savage, untamed state.
>>27655191
Trixie probably just has a vore fetish.
>>27655185
>"I made friends with a previously important character!"
>"We get along so well. Like-"
>"Alright, fuck off. I've wrung all usefulness out of you. Gone on, fuck off."
>>27655190
That'd be nice.
>>27655196
Filly needs to contain her lust
>>27655196
What a madmare.
>>27655202
Oh no! That filly's rabid! Put her down before she gives somebody a hickey!
>>27655190
>Glimmer has a waifu shrine for Trixie
>>27655210
>>27655217
>Twilight is jealous because is used to be to her
Cute fillies.
Cute colts.
>>27655272
>>27655272
There is no such thing.
Hello /mlpg/ I was wondering if you could perhaps help me with something. I need to name this baby an obscure pony reference. Any ideas are welcome.
>>27655170
>You will never play with Trixie's great and powerful sack.
>>27655286
"I suck massive cocks on a daily basis"
>>27655286
You deserve to anus.
>>27655281
FUCK YOU
>>27655286
''My mother cries every time''
>>27655292
>>27655293
>>27655295
I'm not seeing the pony
>>27655300
The second one was literally an oldschool mlpg reference.
You have failed. Remove yourself. Do not pass go.
Filly is in tears, because the rich bitch in her classroom locked her in the bathroom and peed on her
>>27655331
man up, filly
>>27655331
Man I hate it when people dump their personal issues into MLPG as thinly veiled on-topic posts
>>27655348
I'm pretty sure it's more of a fetish shitpost than a blogging shitpost
>>27655351
Still obnoxious
Odds on this hunk appearing in the show again?
I am tired.
Filly wants to fulfill her cuddling fetish with you and two other Anons.
>>27655394
>and two other Anons.
It's time to spank some sense into filly
>>27655384
Low. However I could see Chrysalis returning in the season finale.
>>27655457
Isn't that pretty much confirmed?
>>27655482
>calling Pinkie dumb
She's gonna get you when you sleep
Pony wants to chop you up...some fresh fruits and vegetables to keep you happy and healthy.
>>27655391
tired ponies are cute
>>27655090
How could I forget LK?He was at my wedding.
>>27655515
No way, you're fucking dead
Show tail
>>27655515
TELL SANG HE'S A FAGGOTand also a cool dude
Will they ever make a better season finale than this?
>>27655559
>>27655569
I still kind of can't believe this happened
>>27655559
I would say the latest finale was up to par with that, honestly
>>27655571
It's because it was so jarring
I love it
>>27655580
N O I
>>27655518
Here's an old one I don't think I ever posted.
>>27655538
Will do!
>>27655572
yeah, time travel shenanigans with glimmer were great
>>27655588
Oh fuck
Hey Jessers. We're kinda beb right now because mid-season hiatus, don't mind the anon corpses
Pony is shedding really badly.
>>27655588
Lemon's gonna flipso happy for you two losers, it's kinda amazing to have actual married couples around
when are you gonna have a kid so it can play with shout's
>>27655588
>>27655515
>the ded are rising from their graves
the end is neigh
>>27655596
Not a problem. I'm planning on getting back into drawing horse stuff this week and reviving paint horse's blog, so I figured I'd drop by and say hi to my old pals.
>>27655600
Haha. I'm not sure about our plans on that, we have too many other things to worry about. Maybe someday.
Gentlemen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmvPv2tXvQ0
Here is your recap for the week.
Sorry it took so long, I've been in an insomnia-induced delirium for the past week.What the fuck am I going to do during the hiatus?
>>27655612
>reviving paint horse's blog
Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>>27655614
>new recap
Today's alright
>>27655612
>I'm planning on getting back into drawing horse stuff this week
nice
nice
>>27655612
>>27655614
GREAT NEWS ALL AROUND
>>27655612
Take stuff at your own pace!
>>27655614
Aw, man, I love these. Well, I dunno about hiatus - maybe you can do some older ones? More music?You tell me, I subscribed.
>>27655614
>What the fuck am I going to do during the hiatus?
There are five other seasons. Just pick your favorite episodes from those.
>the main 6 and princess twilight sparkle
harsh
>>27655614
Dude you have 100 episode to go through
>>27655612
>Paintbutt will be back
AW YEAH
>>27655222
I'm the toothfairy or some shit.
Go back to sleep.
>>27655614
You gotta do one of the EQG movies one of these days
>>27655614
>I'd rather stick my dick in a cadaver. A female one... because I'm not a freak or anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9s4fuOL3FM
Princess Luna and celestia are the best ponoaes.
>>27655638
nobby has gone too far
>>27655638
>>27655653
Sauce?
>>27655653
there are so many sketch lines I can't even understand what the fuck is going on there but is that celestia
>>27655659
http://alumx.tumblr.com/
Holy fucking shit is it draw requests tiem?
>>27655621
>>the main 6 and princess twilight sparkle
>harsh
Naww, I love Twiggles, I'm just giving her some shit.
>>27655697
Tender Taps being cute
>>27655697
Luna using a massive cannon to shoot Twist to the moon
>>27655697
Draw me a Maud with a huge jawbreaker in her cheek.
>>27655697
Spike tunneling to freedom
>>27655703
Here you go!
>>27655697
Strongfilly, Maud and Big Mac lifting heavy things
>>27655695
Wait, what?
>>27655614
This is great, thank you.
>>27655697
an unsupervised filly playing on a dangerous escalator
>>27655722
Don't respond
>>27655722
Yeah once he and jessy hit it off he dropped mlpg but came back every now and then to tell us how terrible we are and how we were holding him and jessy back.
