612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is still storytimed here!
>>27591850
With the trend kicked off by their newest eatery, Restaurant Row in Canterlot should be quite a different experience soon enough. It might not completely crowd out Zesty's tastes, but a re-evaluation may be in order, for sure. Could a new gourmand challenge the established ratings? Maybe what they need is some wide-scale taste test to show off to the citizens of Canterlot. Maybe the Castle could host it.
>>27632407
Previous thread.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Friendship is Magic #43 is due next week (June 15th)!
Season 6 & 5 episode links
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Season 5 summary video
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MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
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The intro is finished!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Haha!
Time for thing!
Quick, post worst shi- damn, >>27635855 beat me to it
Can it be time fordorks?
>>27635850
That's a big hat.
>>27635871
>notdweebs
Faget
>>27635855
what would they even do together
>>27635855
Oh, is it already best ship time?
>>27635879
Dance.
Official Shipping Power Rankings:
1. Rarijack
2. Twidash
3. Fluttercord
That is all.
>>27635907
>>27635907
Hahaha holy shit this is the worst taste I've ever seen, is this supposed to be 2012 or something?
>>27635853
>mane 6 ships
and I thought the shitposting in the last few threads was bad
>>27635855
Thing is stupid
And so are people who like thing
Colt wants to go to the gay nightclub!
>>27635928
okay..
>>27635928
>>27635942
I hope you're happy Pinkie Pie
>>27635907
>Fluttercord
The only ship worse than Twipie
>>27635855
Best shipname.
>>27635951
yep
You wouldn't a colt.
>>27635959
YOU SUCK PINKO
>>27635967
She sucks my pinko.
>pony over
>hockey over
>basketball almost over
God I hate June/July, worst stretch of the year.
>>27635936
I want to take colt to the gay bar
>>27635997
What happens on the gay bar?
>>27635997
But what can a colt do in a gay bar? He can't even drink.
>>27636007Everyone dies!
>Eye contact does not cause pregnancy.
>>27635983
'Tis the time of football, at least for the next two weeks
>>27635936
Really makes you think...
>>27636012
oh come on, that's a filly
Let's start a war.
>>27636020
Guess I'll have to pay that bar a visit.
>>27636007
I spend all his money and we start a nuclear war
>>27636021
what about butthole contact?
>>27636022
Euro Cup, or Copa Americana?
>>27635983
I'm gonna work on my backlog.
Florida man took a dark turn.
>>27636011
Don't scrunch too hard, Ponker, or your face will get stuck that way
Did someone say shipping?
>>27636022
>"SPIDER 2 Y BANANA CLOWN ZEBRA STICK LEFT FLANKER OPTION JET X STAGGER ALL GO."
>'W-what?'
I just caught Pinkie Pie making out with Twilight Sparkle.
>>27636053
This still isn't as bad as the Thomas shit
>>27636027
Feels like a filly, but he's actually a colt.
We Electric Six now?
>>27636076
rumble you can't look at all those butts!
>>27636043
Well I'm naturally Euro biased, but the football is good on both side so it more depends on your timezones.
>>27636055
Football, anon
The thing where you kick a ball with your feet
not handegg
the thing where you throw an egg with your hands
>>27636090
Oh, the boring poverty ball one.
I want to slap her tiny tanned tiddies
>>27636079
I never really got past Fire, I tried Switzerland but got fed up halfway through
Also Spotify doesn't have the intermissions in the album I want my impostor and room temperature dammit
>>27636096
I can't even insult what you think counts as football since nobody here cares about it at all
It's the thing with the Super Bowl at the end, right?
>>27636105
Don't tumblr the shimmler
>>27636134
Can I taste her mane?
>>27635957
Is there any fics where twi gets with pie and twi is all serious about it but pie tells twi that she thought it was just a fling and break's twi's heart?
>shipping
>>27636134
Oh, I'll tumble the Equestria Girls
down a flight of stairs
What draw?
No shipping allowed.Unless there are fetishes
I want to kiss the pony.
>>27636159
DELETE THIS
>>27636151
Maybe if you sneak up and snip some of it off
Don't let her find out, though
>>27636161
Rumble in a cute dress.
>>27636161
Rumble with lady parts instead of stallion bits
>>27636047
He'll never be referred to as Florida Man, (un)fortunately.
>>27636161
Cute curry horse.
>>27636161
Sunburst as a pretty princess.
>>27635846
is pinkie pie really a good cook? have we seen her take any recipe to completion besides baked bads? that one time she left gummy to cook for her she seemed like she knew what she was doing but she didn't make a final product so...
>27636173
>Sweetie: I'm surrounded by faggots
>>27636173
>sweetie belle
what a stick in the mud
>>27636161
Derpy delivering someone's BD order
>>27636177
She made all that rock candy.
And her friends liked it, except that they had to eat waaaaay too much of it.
>>27636058
unf audibly
>>27636186
>>27636188
>my magic is too light
>this music sucks
>I wish I was at Rarity's ruining her life
>>27636174
Isn't that redundant though?
>>27636206
Touchè.
Symptoms of Estrus in the mare include changes in the cutie mark, softening of mane and coat, puffiness of wings (if any), burning sensation near the crotch and tummy, leaking, sweating, mild disorientation, fatigue
Horse gaming.
>>27636234
BETHESDA WAS SHIT. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Can we please get some new straight ships.
I'm really getting tired of the same lesbian ships posted over and over and over again.
>>27636241
Your waifu xyou
>>27636241
What's this mare's name?
>>27636241
>lesbian ships
>in mlpg, i.e. dicks: the general
Dude what
>>27636241
Uhhhhhhhh?????
>>27636241
I was tired of lesbian ships years ago. The only one that gets posted that doesn't elicit zero reaction from me is this one and that's just because they're best horses.
>>27636256
NOIRA SPARKLER
>>27636234
What's she playing
>>27636241
What does straight ship mean?
>>27636259
>horn booping
Whoever heard of such tom-foolery. Leave it to the silliest of ponies to try such a thing
>>27636258
Everyone always seems to shitpost that ship down into oblivion whenever it's seriously posted.
>>27636276
>is tsundere xd
Good.
>>27636276
>seriously posted
>zephyr and dash ship
>being posted seriously
>ever
>>27636193
That's true. Rock candy is a very simple thing to make, though.
>>27636274
Being silly is just in her nature.
Flutter Brutter did a lot more for flutterdash than anything else.
>>27636280
>>27636290
There's my point.
Then again it seems like any straight ship involving Dash gets the same reaction. People get really autistic when it involves her for some reason.
>>27636241
Here, have one hot of the horse presses.
>>27636315
I dunno man I was feeling a strong urge to ship Fluttershy's parents together for some reason. They just seemed perfect for each other.
>>27636261
>>27636360
what a curious ship
>>27636315
Imagine all the times Rainbow Dash had sleepovers at Fluttershys place as a teenager?
>>27636362
get a load of this crack ship.
>>27636316
>getting really autistic
>laughing it off as a joke is super autism
>he can't understand that trying to force a big deal out of something so laughably stupid by 99% of the fandom is itself his own special form of supreme autism
This fandom is amazing.
>>27636385
Anon it's already been canonical that those two have experimented with each other
>>27636385
I wonder what games they would have played as a couple of young pegasi.
What is your waifus butt like?
>>27636451
Perfect.
>>27636451
She has a horse butt.
>>27636360
That's kinda cute.
>>27636465
I'm starting to think this might be the most reposted Applejack image of all time
>>27636241
Are canon ships ok?
>>27636478
Can't deny those hips anon
>>27636162
pony kissing is illegal in several US states and most of the EU
where do you live anon?
>>27636483
But of course!
>>27636451
Fuzzy, orange, and perfect for grasping with both hands
>>27636478
I haven't a clue but if it is, rightly so.
>>27636496
They look so warm and comfy snuggled up like that.
Where's your snuggle buddy MLPG?
>>27636241
>straight ships
>MLP
Good one
Filly wants to be shipped.
>>27636517
I don't have one and never will.
>>27636528
Fedex, UPS, or USPS?
The USPS has those flat rate boxes, do you think filly would fit in one of those?
>>27636528
I ain't got that kind of money. Filly can walk.
>>27636517
Does my right hand count as a snuggle buddy?
I can grab myself pretty tight with it.
>>27636528
t. colt
>>27636276
Dashfags are being cucked, how do you want them to react?
It's so cliche a ship but they can't accept it
>>27636559
If I could grab Shamwow I would never let go
>>27636393
>I follow whatever the fandom says
Okay derpibooru
>>27636517
if I had a snuggle buddy I wouldn't be here latching onto a fictional cartoon character
>>27636528
done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBgKP5erzWQ
>>27636596
Is that why we ship? To live vicariously through our fictional imaginations and their happy lovers?
Remember when she was relevant?
>>27636631
I always have been an observer.
Fillies.
N' shit.
>>27636662
now that's what I'm fuckin talking about
Dearie
You can't own a filly.
>>27636659
Why didn't Big Mac actually give Cheerilee a chance after the spell wore off?
Dashie
>>27636680
Because he had to go back and work himself to death on the farm.
Darling
>>27636680
Why would he when he can go around and be Chad to all of the shy ponies?
You can rent a filly for a nominal fee.
>>27636696
last time I tried a rental filly it had a funky smell to it
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>>27636703
Why didn't you just give her a bath?
>>27636729
I've never bathed a filly
>>27636729
Because bathing a filly is illegal.
>>27636729
Not that Anon, but you're supposed to give them a bath before you return them. I'd be afraid to give them two baths; what if you dry the filly out?
>>27636738
Oh man, that looks super comfy.
I wish I had a hot tub.
>>27636738
This really makes me want to bathe a filly.
>>27636757
be sure to scrub their dock and haunches really well
>>27636693
He is property of Princess Luna.
>>27636738
She better not be touching her filly bits in there
Why are fillies so cruel?
>It's a curry episode
I want curry shrimp
>>27636791
I want curry horse.
>>27636804
I don't think that's a meat they use in traditional dishes
>>27636764
I'll be sure to get all her hard to reach spots, like behind the ears and between the wings.
any fillywatchers catch any new fillies in the background in the new ep
>>27636816
there weren't really any good ones that I saw
>>27636816
Not really. It was a boring episode filly wise.
>>27636813
Oh, I don't want her on my dishes.
Here, now she's cute.
>>27636854
still has an overbite tho
do not store the pony in the closet
>>27636866
Where the fuck else do you keep Tabasco?
>"Pony for sale! Pony for sale! Come get yerself a pony!"
>The anon rings a bell in one hand as he stands over his stall, a card table with a crudely-scrawled sign that reads simply "Pone."
>As you approach, he grins broadly and reaches under the table, where you can hear him fumbling with the lid of a cardboard box.
>He pulls out a pony, clearly in a daze, with little zip-ties around its front and back hooves.
>He expertly cuts the ties with his knife and holds her up by her underside, shaking her.
>"Now, tell the nice man your name, dear!"
>The pony awakens and immediately begins squealing in fear.
>"...Uh, yeah. So, how much for Squealy here? Five-hundred bucks?"
>>27636879
>>27636879
What the fuck, Anon?
Squealy ponies aren't even worth half that. Should have tried haggling at 150.
>>27636879
>>27636885
>frequenting slavery rings
What piece of shits anons.
![1155088__safe_rainbow+dash_fluttershy_shipping_cute_lesbian_scootaloo_sleeping_tree_snuggling[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eLPCvOC.jpg "1155088__safe_rainbow+dash_fluttershy_shipping_cute_lesbian_scootaloo_sleeping_tree_snuggling[1].jpg")
go to bed mlpg
>>27636912
Maybe they're undercover agents from the Rescue Aid Society
>>27636923
But it's only 10. Microsoft conference doesn't start for another11 hours.
>>27636872
what a cutie
Filly filled herself
>>27636923
It's too early, Anon.
I don't know why Anons keep going to slave pens.
Ponies are pretty easy to catch in the wild on your own with some basic tools.
>>27636923
I have to do my laundry and wash my dishes still.
:(
>>27636931
I prefer this one.
>>27636944
Great, now we have to go to the doctor so they can unfill her. Again.
>>27636931
This is awesome and I want more content of tiny pony dispensers.
If that were real it would probably cure global depression.
>>27636954
you just have to offer hugs at a discount price and a swarm of fillies will appear
hugs are like cocaine for ponies
Remember to brush your fillies' teeth because it's very hard for them to do it with their hooves.
>>27636969
Making almost anything into a tiny pony version of itself improves it.
Remember it's very important to recycle your pony containers.
Simply put them in the glass pony recycling stable and ship them to your nearest recycling center.
They will be bathed and refilled with the product of your choice before being shipped back to your front step.
>>27636983
dont worry, i am VERY serious about my fillies dental health
>>27637019
VEE HAVE VEYS OF MAKINK YOU TALK, MR. BOND HORSE
You booped pony so hard that sheneighed
>>27636987
>not washing and rinsing your pony containers
>not buying refills instead of sending them back out to the cruelty of the world
>not forming life-long bonds with your pony containers
What kind of soulless asshole are you?
Filly is slowly falling in love with you. She says it's some kind of Stockholm syndrome but she's alright with it.
Is it true we're all made of ponies
>>27637038
You are what you eat so it is for me
>>27637034
Packing peanut ponies are all about recycling though. You just take em back to the shipping center and they hop into the bins so they can get reused. They all swap stories about how the person opening their package was so happy.
OI! YOU LITTLE GITS WANT SOME TEA?
>>27636234
why do I get such a kick out of people who draw her like some sort of gremlin?
>>27637067
Sure! Bung it up me shitter
What draw?: Moondiaper edition!
>I have so many cute pictures around
>my folder is a mess so I end up only posting the most recent of them because searching for the others is a chore
>>27637050
Well now you're just mislabeling. Those aren't container ponies at all.
>>27637098
Let your inner Twilight Sparkle take over. Organize that shit!
>>27637098
I have over a dozen folders containing thousands of cute pony pictures.
Feels good man.
>>27637098
Organize your ponies, son. If you don't do it now it's only gonna get worse later. I know from experience.
>>27637097
Why do you do this anon? There's one "new" pony that I actually like and you just have to literally shitpost about her everytime her name comes up
>>27637111
I got TWENTY folders. What now?
>>27637119
But I like Moondiaper.
Why can't we like Moondiaper together?
>>27637067
How come UKfags like to pretend that they're more cultured than the rest of the world when literally every single one of them talks exactly like this?
>>27637111
Every time I see this picture, I remember the shitstorm that erupted on /sp/ when this happened, and it fills me with a divine joy.
Anime ponies.
>>27637126
Oh yeah?
Well I've got 546 folders, with 35,231 files.
>>27637097
fuck you for getting my hopes up for some new moondiaper
>>27637119
Maybe he hates Moondancer. Just filter his keywords or just ignore him. You shouldn't care about things you can't change.
>>27637154
Oh YEAH? Well I've got a little bit of concern for you because shit, that's a lot of pone.
>>27637154
410 billion folders
>>27637157
Gimme some ideas, anon. Don't you know how this works?
>>27637142
I share that feel.
>>27636931
>pleb tier sauce
He said Tabasco, not Siracha
>>27637170
moondancer in a messy diaper eating greasy pizza or any fastfood
but she cannot be fat, or you lose
>>27637170
Moondiaper having a full diaper while stargazing
>>27637168And that's not counting my pony porn, which has twice as many folders and more than three times as many images.
late night snack ideas?
I finished my Chinese food and I'm still hungry
>>27637174
All I ever wanted was a Tapatio pony and it didn't happen.
>>27637170
twily angrily checking moondancers diaper, which is filled.
>>27637196
I only save cute, no porn at all in my folders.
There is suggestive though.
>>27637196
Shit, dude. My lewd folder is only marginally larger than my regular folder. About 2,000 more images or so.
>>27637214
Yes!
Cute is the best.
>>27637181
>>27637185
>>27637213
I bet I can combine all of these.
>>27637260
anon, you are dreaming too big
>>27637238
hhnggg
>"Anon."
>"Anon, dude."
>"Anon, bro, l-like, get this, dude."
>"ANONYMOUS."
>'WHAT, TREESMOKER.'
>"HIGH-ATE-US."
>>27637313
>the minnesota ponies in the new episode
My state is a stereotype.
>>27637313
Whoa...
What if the weed smoked US?
pony has an idea
>>27637270
Don't tell me what to do, dad.
>>27637357
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss i love it, unironically
>>27637355
>>27637356
MLPG - Your one-stop-shop for everything deep and profound
>>27637356
pony is not very bright
That was a cute new episode. Shame about the hiatus though.
>>27637391
do we even know when new pone is happening
>>27636923
I will when I manage to fix the underlying problems in my life that are the cause of such a busted sleep cycle
>>27637395
Not for certain; but probably fall, same as last year.
http://kumponi.tumblr.com/post/145846838256/its-not-for-art
>>27637357
ha, classic moondancer
>>27637410
I like the idea, just not the anthro.
>>27637313
i am smoking some green crack right now, if you know what i mean
>>27637410
i'd like this a lot more if it was fluttershy
>>27637357
I want to protect that diaper.
