What happens if you don't cuddle or boop a pony at all? Will they die? What symptoms will they exhibit?
>>27606149
deep sadness
>>27606149
>rape
>>27606149
The symptoms are but not limited to
>Oozing lymph nodes
>mild leukemia
>Temporary blindness
>Crippling autism
>Loss of hair
>Chronic eye bleeding
>Saggyness of the genitalia
>Ponut cysts
>Sprouting extra appendages
>Subtle gayness
>Melting of intestines
>Liver failure
>Aneurysms
>Become allergic to friendchips
>Montezuma's revenge
>Mild to severe death
>coughing
>>27606494
That's pretty serious. Does pone really need cuddles that badly doc?
>>27606149
A pony going through boop/cuddles withdrawal is not a happy pony.
>>27606173
this
>>27606494
>mild leukemia
Don't know why that made me kek so much.
>>27606149
>Will they die?
It would be extremely painful
>>27606979
But they're big girls!
>>27607103
>>27606494
>>Mild to severe death
>>27606149
No symptoms, because if a pony is dying if you're not giving it boops or cuddles, it's not a pony; it's a changeling.
>>27606494
>Mild to severe death
fuk that got me
>>27606149
Loneliness, crippling anxiety, andincurable existential dread focusing on the meaninglessness of life and the inevitability of the cold embrace of death
>>27608431
That doesn't sound very good. What happens if you ignore a pony entirely? How would a pony do if you ignored her for extensive periods of time?
>>27606149
Depression. For us, of course.
>>27606149
Their voices get hoarse
>>27608560
CARLOS
>>27608560
>not even using the actual word "horse" to seal the pun
Ya fuked it up Carlos
>>27606494
>coughing
>>27608560
I will fucking deport you, Carlos.
>>27608560
DIE CARLOS DIE I FUCKING HATE YOU CARLOS!
![[horse noises].png](https://i.imgur.com/qdRHMKQ.png "[horse noises].png")
>>27606494
>Mild to severe death
>>27606149
If you neglect the pony, eventually the pony will get them whether you like it or not.
High impact nonconsensual cuddling from deprived pegasi dive-glomping the unwary is a dangerous booboo-inflicting practice.
>>27606494
Holy shit,I didn't know /mlp/ had doctors
The longer you deprive pony of affection, the more needy and aggressive she gets.
>>27606149
They finally get to go about their lives without that weird ugly thing harassing them.
>>27608982
>>27609932
How aggressive will they become? What lengths will they go to to get their cuddles? Are certain races more violent than others?
>>27607138
Was getting booped part of their plan?
BTFO
BOOPED
THE
FLUFF
OUT
>>27609895
He's a vet, not a doctor.
>>27606494
>Mild to severe death
>Montezuma's Revenge
>Coughing
>>27611390
Oh heavens no, anon. She would never get violent towards you.
But she may just take what she wants.
>>27612987
Fluttershy is a mare who knows what she wants
>Day 1 of refusing to boop ponies.
>The ponies have not noticed my behaviour yet.
>Although a couple of them gave me some strange looks when I left their company without any physical contact, as I usually give.
>you will never start your own cuddling/booping business in the comfort of your home for anypony that's in desperate need of relief
>"Hmmm...." She moaned quietly, smiling.
Excuse me miss? It's a busy day, and I got other customers waiting in line.
>"N-no wait, just give me five more minutes please! I'll pay double!"
You can come back anytime but for now I need you to let go of my chest.
>"Nuuu..." She said, nuzzling deep into shirt.
Madam, please I've got a unicorn in the front waiting for her turn.
>Before she lets go, she gives you a small kiss on the cheek before whispering, "Thank you."
>>27613991c-continue...
>>27606494
How long can a pony go without cuddles or booping before showing these symptoms?
>>27614101
Approximately 72 hours.
>>27606494
>>27614647
Shit, I don't remember the last time I cuddled or booped my pony.
>>27614647
Don't forget, young ponies need more cuddles/boops and can't go as long without them, they're still growing, after all.
>>27615149
It's actually better to wean them at a younger age
>>27611390
I have seen a grown mare plow through six brick walls in rapid succession to get nuzzled for the first time in two years.
While a pony won't cause serious harm, very little can stand between the snuggle-starved and their fuzzy-wuzzy.
>>27615149
A growing filly needs her daily cuddles.
>>27614647
I suspect these symptoms could also be caused by lupus.
>>27613991
Moar?
