611 - Flutter Brutter
Written by Dave Rapp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is due out tomorrow (June 8th)- with a digital release likely in around an hour! .Friendship is Magic #43 is due next week (June 15th)!
Rainbow Dash is well-acquainted with Fluttershy's family; they did grow up as friends in Cloudsdale, after all. It's a little unique amongst their circle, even - Twilight was in Canterlot most of her life, Pinkie Pie seemed to be mostly on her family rock farm despite starting to range about after discovering her cutie mark, and Applejack and Rarity didn't really know each other as fillies. Some lost opportunities in development, but that doesn't mean they can't make up for any lost time. Applejack and Pinkie Pie's families got pretty well caught up over a Hearth's Warming holiday. Odds aren't too bad that other meets and greets could have happened by now, particularly with the interactions of the Cutie Mark Crusaders.How's Dash's family?
>>27586029
Previous thread.
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
612 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>filly
>>27591405
>country filly
>tfw no comic
>pegasus
Filly's cutie mark is running.
You've made a terrible mistake.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW
worst story arc
Totally not lewd ponies, doing totally not lewd things.
What if Fillydelphia is entirely run by fillies?
>philly
>>27591462
>im-fucking-plying
>>27591462
>And then all the apples went away to a magical valley to live out the rest of their lives also Celestia cast a magical shield to hide them.
Christ it's like an 8 year old wrote those comics.
How light are pegasi? Like if fluttershy landed on your shoulder.
post ponies being cute
>>27591520
>>27591520
>>27591520
BUZZZZZ
>>27591576
Somebody needs to stock up on bug spray
>>27591520
>>27591576
>you will never turn on the bathroom light and have 100 changelings scatter everywhere
>>27591583
No amount of bug spray will stop them from swarming
>>27591607
I want to squish that bug with a flyswatter.
Which of the mane six would be most willing to die for their country?
>>27591673
>one of them remembers it has wings
>flies straight at you
>>27591705
New comic soon.
>"You wanna break that one down for the viewers at home, John?"
>"Sure thing, Al!"
>"Ok, so uhh-, first off w-what filly's gonna do here is put the receiver in motion, an- and ehh.."
>[incoherent drawing on screen]
>"-she gets one on one with the safety, the-, they really uhh-, they really gotta like that match up."
>Ponies are herbivores
Oh, it looks like the Dragons will have to solve their aging population problem another time.
Changeling can't wait for his new comic arc
>>27591806
Most dragons are pansies.
Filly wants you to kiss her mandibles.
Starting Friends Forever #29 storytime here:
>>27591850
>>27591714
She's just looking for a hug.
>>27591852
oh boy
>>27591852
Super qtpon
Why is she so perfect?
>>27591930
>spelunking
>Not caving
Pudge
Squish the poner
She's so beautiful
I love this place.
>>27591436
>pegasus
>invading Wolnir's Bridge
Stronk pony.
>>27592050
MY pegasus.
MINE.
>>27592050
Euthanize yourself.
Your filly has automatically been upgraded to Windpones 10
>>27592050
Human>>>>>>>>>>>>>orc knock off doge
pone should clearly be with human if pone is going to interspecies date
Pony says that the Celestia supporters in San Horsie who got beaten up by Mexicolt immigrants deserved it because Celestia spouts violent rhetoric.
How would you rate Friends Forever #29 out of 10 mlpg?
She's going to do lewd things with these rocks, isn't she?
Filly's name is sloppy kiss.
She wants to find out what her cutie mark is.
Maybe skiing?
>>27592147
9/10
Funny and sweet, with nice art. Doesn't get 10/10 because the jokes, while good, didn't make me laugh out loud like the ones in the Mayor Mare x Applejack one.
>>27592144
She does nothing of the sort.
That wall is going another 10 feet higher now.
>>27592120
>taking RD
I respect that. Her idol is with a dog though.
>>27592130
>>27592139
>getting this triggered
Its funny to see parts of the general losing their shit whenever diamond dogs take their ponies.
Fillies are like towels.
>>27592200
you can put them in the dryer?
>>27592200
You shouldn't forget to bring them?
>>27592200
You use them to dry off after a shower?
>>27592200
I have like 4 or 5 but there's one special one that I love?
>>27592220
>>27592227
>use filly to dry off
>they wiggle around like a dog to dry out, poofing out their coat
Pony doesnt realize her featureless enchantment is off.
>>27591572
Being cute, not being lewd.
>>27592257
I've always wanted to try gingering a pony
>>27592147
8/10
Cute ponies, most of the time
Simple but functional plot, which seems to be what works for these because every time they try something else its awful
Most of the art was pretty nice, which just made the few really atrocious bits stand out more. Sure its a stylistic choice or whatever, but its still ugly as sin.
Not particularly funny this time, which is fine. The little background and situational gags don't get in the way, and anything more prominent would have distracted from the cute plot.
I liked the pilot pone
Wait
Doesn't Sunset have parents?
She's been in the Highschool dimension for like 5 years now.
>>27592257
Casually inform pony her puss and teats are hanging out.
And she's got a nice bust.
Filly wants you to come over for tea
>>27592247
Fillies are just so useful.
>>27592298
How did she know it was my unbirthday.
>>27592147
9/10, it does what it should
>>27592147
comic are for NERDS
>>27592379
Like you're one to talk. I bet you'd read Daring Do comics if they came out with them Dash.
>>27592147
It took me 5 minutes to read this page/10
>>27592323
>unbirthday
>>27592400
i think Twilight has bulimia
>>27592397
Yeah Maud's definitely on the spectrum.
>>27592400
But it's my merry merry unbirthday.
>>27592397
Maud is a pony.
Please don't involve the fillies in your weird fetishes.
>>27592397
Shit tier scans
I don't know why they're still using it
We can wait a day for a better scan like the last story time
>>27592397
Has the comic finished obsessing over Sombra/Chrysalis?
>>27592426
It can be EVERYONES unbirthday!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arCoVm-Ey9g
>>27592280
Of course she does
And she misses them and the rest of her family very much
She can't visit them though because she's too busy being imprisoned for all eternity in the Hasbro monster high hellhole
>>27592449
Blame iTunes. They're the ones that have the shoddy compression in all their comics nowadays. If they were scanned then they'd look more like the Blueblood and Shining Friends Forever or Canterlot High Tell-All storytimes, which I'm still working on getting the scans looking better on, otherwise it would have to wait till Kindle or one of the other comic places come out with it. That one week it looked like that cause iTunes scheduling was off and they were earlier. I like having these out as soon as possible, so iTunes is what I've stuck with since they're first 95% of the time.
Usually it doesn't make too much of a difference, but in this case I'm sorry it does. Just thought I'd give some of the reasoning behind it.
>>27592451
for now
>>27592495
She not imprisoned doe. She can leave anytime.
Blame the writers for writing her that way, not Hasbro.
>>27592495
She's too busy getting finger banged behind the bleachers to miss her parents or go back
Oh my god, MLPG! Unicorn supremacists have seized control of the palace in Canterlot and are threatening to kill Princess Celestia unless their demands are met!
>Twilight writes home to her parents
>"So, I've invited another mare to come move in with me. Now we live together!"
"Amaterasu."
i want flutterbutter to roost on me, non-sexually. that's what wing-horses do, right? roost? or something?
>>27592597
That's normal, right?
>>27592675
of course
be sure to give her lots of pretty colorful stringy items as thanks that she can use to build her nest with
>not watching the show
did someone here order a filly
You're gonna read the rest of this thread in Rainbow Dash's voice.
I fucking love the daily wonderbolt orgies.
>>27592780
Fuck off, we're all stocked up on fillies.
>>27592790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FweeqKkO4eo
>>27592780
Yes that's my filly
>>27592780
Put it with the others.
>>27592790
Nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaTzpfmI_vs
>>27592827I had never heard her voice until that video
>>27592559
So...
she's turning down a world with stallions who's cocks dwarf human cocks in favor of fingerplay...
yeah, that seems like a bad choice IMO.
>>27592790
Who?
>>27592861
The cute little brash pegasus.
>>27592861
>>27592846
>>27592745
Fluttershy is now sleeping in a little toroid of colorful string, paper, and dish towels atop my dresser.
>>27592879
i watch mlp, not monster high
>>27592871
>The best pony
Better description of dash!
I kissed a pone and I liked it.
>>27592861
Zephyr's marefriend
The one he was hitting on the whole time
>>27592891
Good thing that she's from My Little Pony and not Monster High, then, huh?
>>27592904
go to bed Mrs. Shy
>>27592896
But that's wrong because AJ exists.
>>27592896
>>27592906
>pony
Could've fooled me.
>>27592848
Yep, and she's sticking by her choice
Too bad 4U
>>27592906
Sunset is the best 2D thing that ever happened
It would have been Homura IF SHE DIDN'T RUIN EVERYTHING
>>27592916
>Could've fooled me.
What did he mean by this
>>27592917
No, I'm quite happy she's staying in the human world: I'm pretty lukewarm towards sunset shimmer, and I dislike how she's more or less engulfed everything to revolve around her (fuck friendship games).
So I'm happy if she stays there and never sullies FIM. I just question her decision to stay in the human world.
She IS better than starlight shitter though.
>>27592916
You're easy to fool then, sweetie
>>>/v/340366735
I thought Hiro was dead.
>>27592147
where's the thread?
>>27592896
>see that horsecock?
>that's MY horsecock. yup.
>>27592933
Oh yeah. A scene that was less than a minute.... Okay.
Doesn't excuse that Sunshit Shitter isn't pony for 99% of her screen time.
>>27592941
what did I tell you about going to the video game board?
>>27592910
>implying mud pony is best pone
>>27592955
That doesn't need to be excused.
>>27592932
Flash Sentry already sullied Twilight Sparkle
>>27592955
>Abloo bloo bloo maybe if I cry hard enough I'll make a pony not a pony!
sure is blue in here
and yellow
>>27592962
>>27592975
I don't need to senpai the movies already do that ^:)
>>27592962
are you...^peeved?
>>27592983
>>27592946
I don't know how I linked that so badly
>>27592962
Sorry Fluttermom
>>27592986
>>27592992
>>27592971
and big mac fucked AJ too, I don't care about that. I just want her out of the stories, I don't give a shit about how he popped twilight's cherry.
>>27592932
Didn't she depart when she was young? Maybe she doesn't know about the D
>>27592991
But they don't tho, silly
Everything Sunset does in the movies has something to do with her being a pony
stay mad
>>27592992
Reported.
Your still reading this in my voice, right?
That's cool, but you'll be reading the rest of this in Zecora's voice for tonight.
>>27593041
all posts are read in the same monotone anon voice in my head
unless they have a picture like this
>>27593041
You're bad at this.
I want a pegasus to curl around my neck while I'm sleeping like one of those horseshoe-shaped pillows, it'd be super comfy.
>>27593041
this doesn't rhyme reeeee
realtalk though i met a congolese woman that sounded just like zecora, she was also pretty attractive. sadly, she had a bf.
>>27593048
>subvocalizing
wait till /lit/ hears about this!
>>27593002
But that goes against your "why would ponies want to be in human world when there are stallions with big dicks" argument
>>27593058
you should really take off your bow before you sleep
>>27593052
>right and tonight dont rhyme
>>27593064
he should have said it had bad meter
>>27593068
yeah, i should of cut out that for.
fuck.
>>27593041
Who is zecora?
why is she so emotive
>>27591414
>>27593106
it's her extrovertive nature
filly of the flesh?
http://i.imgur.com/Oeg4rfA.gifv
>>27593151
3D fillies are so cute
would you be the one to tell noi she can't be a zombie for nightmare night next year?
>>27593193
she's just a dumb filly who jumped to conclusions
she can totally be a zombie
>>27593193
why not?
>>27593106
because she's in denial about pining for zephyr
>>27593200
I love me some Noi.
Is Noi the new Nyx?
>>27593214
everyone loves that little filly
>>27593239
noi is a canon filly who lives in ponyville (even if her name is fanon)
i don't know what the fuck nyx is
>>27593249
she is such a great background filly
she always has such fun adventures in the background
go to bed mlpg
>>27593239
No, people actually like Noi.
What's this pony's name again?
>>27593273
Peetzer
>>27593268
why are his pants unbuttoned
>>27593273
Princess Condense
She has the most compact butt of all poners
>>27593290
why do you think?
You have just defeated a poner
And one item drops from them
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=magicitem
(First item is yours)
What did they drop and will you keep it?
>>27593305
i don't know but i feel funny in my pants
>>27593249
It's her fault for being so adorable.
>>27593333
why did I defeat a poner
why did they drop an accursed amulet
>>27593273
Cantdance
>>27593333
>Anklet of Eternal Platinum Hand
>Anklet
>Platinum Hand
This doesn't make any fucking sense
But I guess It would be cool to use if I want to bitchslap someone
>>27593333
Wow, I got Axe Of The Undertakers and I didn't even have to win it at Summer Slam-a-mania Halloween Havoc ECW VS WCW Hell In A Cell.
>>27593356
Kinda sounds like you answered your own question.
What's a poner doing with an accursed amulet?
>>27593333
>Agile Caretakers' Shield of Deathly Magic Rains
>>27593333
>Armguard of the Animals
OH NO
WHY
>...
what did she mean by this
>>27593392
maud can't express her emotions like a normal person, most probably due to being autistic or suffering from a similar disorder.
As such, rarity doesn't think she's really too invested in the trip or situation due to her not having been able to detect any of Maud's emotions during the trip.
Rarity is hoping that maud will affirm that she didn't really care about the cave anyways, as that would make her feel better about failing (Since she wouldn't feel like she was letting maud down if it wasn't important to her)
why doesn't rarity wahahaha anymore
>>27593333
>Endless Brew
I beat up Zecora and stole her magic cup
I hope its alcoholic
>>27593476
Bah.
That's not a real magic artifact.
>>27593484
It is if you are in the desert or wake up in the middle of the night with a powerful thirst
>>27593493
Anon it's most likely a normal cup.
Zecora's entire lesson was about using ticks, sleight of hand and misdirection instead of going head on against an enemy who has superior firepower.
I wish I could like the pony that I hate
But I can't because she ruins everything all the time
>>27593502
Brah, I'm talking about endless brew item not some magical zigger's lesson
>>27593516
Mate she used it when she told Twilight that she'll train her in "magic" to defeat Trixie.
The entire fucking point of that scene was that there's more than meets they eye and it's not exploding robots
>>27593333
animated breast plate
didn't nobby draw something like this, with twilight armor?
>>27593506
>"You look different today, mom."
>"YES, MY SON, EHH, WE ARE ADORNING A NEW TIE, DOTH IT PLEASE THOU?"
>>27593534
I bet transformers could have beaten trixie...
>>27593534
And that has nothing to do with the magical item dropped from defeated poner
>>27593554
The post said that it was from Zecora
I wholly support bill M-17, which will allow the mare to impose curfews on any and all stallions during Estrus, even if said curfew is 24 hours in length.
>>27593333
>Salve of the Humans' Ritual of Compassion
>>27593558
But it wasn't from her just some random pony.
Although, you can guess what pony it is you beat up from the item they dropped if you want
I want to pretend like I hated every ep to seem cool, but I've actually loved every episode of the season
>>27593333
Acidic Elixir of the Endless Incatation of Seduce Necromancer.
Well.
>colt
Anyone got a name for a lesbian mare OC that is made out of cake
Bonus points if it is both cute and lewd
>>27593607
>you encounter a powerful necromancer intent on world takeover and turning all the living into her undead thralls
>I roll to seduce
>>27593607
i want to seduce that necromancer
too bad she's DEAD
>>27593613
Pinkie Pie
filly called you a racist
>>27593631
I never realized what a lewd name that is when you really think about it
>>27593638
well, i'm sorry filly. everyone has their faults, i try my best to overcome them. i understand if she doesn't want to talk to me right now though.
Cause filly's out on a mission
A stolen car mission
She had a small problem with the transmission
>>27593638
Fuck zebras and yaks and griffons and earth ponies
>>27593647
I love those tiny wings
what do you call when a zebra, an earth pony, and a griffon walk into a bar?
answer:they're all really cute & i want to hug them
>>27593660
And by all you mean none of them since neither is a unicorn?
>>27593660
A fellow yak and Buffalo hater I see
>>27593660
Please don't hug the fillies at the filly bar
>>27593678
SHOW ME
THE WAY
TO THE NEXT
FILLY BAR
>>27593673
I can pretend to hug them and appappear friendly, but deep down I cannot change how I feel
>>27593673
>>27593671
all quadrupeds are cute, in my opinion
yaks are more bro-ey but hey, there's no problem with that.
>>27593678
I'm going to hug all the fillies at the filly bar.
Then i'm going to take them along with me to the colt bar.
Who wants to battle I have a level 93 filly here
>>27593701
The gay colt bar or the regular colt bar?
>>27593708
i have a gun
>>27593713
In equestria there is no distinction.
Filly says she's your "huckleberry," whatever that means- oh fuck she's got a revolver!
>>27593716
i have two guns
>>27593716
so does filly
>>27593738
oh what the fuck
>>27593701
How are you going to hug all of them? They aren't gonna fucken line up in a row. The second a fat hairy brony breaks in they are going to scramble in terror.
>>27593752
I've done this before.
You just gotta bring filly treats and teach them that letting you hug them is ok. Then the rest will follow !
>>27593752
look at this guy over here, he's never played 'filly scramble'
the terror squeals ADD to the experience, you pleb
I don't want this herd of filly cutehorns to stampede.
I brought books.
>>27593799
It's past the fillies' bedtime
Telling them that you have new books will just make them want to stay up later
There is a cute, adorable, wide-eyed and curious filly inside each and every one of us.
She MUST be destroyed.
