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Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp
http://pastebin.com/u/Grim_Ponka
Writefag42
http://pastebin.com/u/writefag-42
Smokefag
http://pastebin.com/u/Smokefag
Scribble !!TL05miaGA6r
http://pastebin.com/u/iscribble
SoyMilk !!QZjAuv+5iX2
http://pastebin.com/u/Soymilk
Zappy Pone
http://pastebin.com/KaYZDW1r
Church !v.pI7t5q/w
http://pastebin.com/u/Churchpastebin
Writefags:
Grim Ponka !!2IgrFeafAwp
http://pastebin.com/u/Grim_Ponka
Writefag42
http://pastebin.com/u/writefag-42
Smokefag
http://pastebin.com/u/Smokefag
Scribble !!TL05miaGA6r
http://pastebin.com/u/iscribble
SoyMilk !!QZjAuv+5iX2
http://pastebin.com/u/Soymilk
Zappy Pone
http://pastebin.com/KaYZDW1r
Church !v.pI7t5q/w
http://pastebin.com/u/Churchpastebin
Rosenkreutz
http://pastebin.com/u/Rosenkreutz
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This thread must be bumped.
For best pony.
I want to touch Rainbow Dash eyelashes
Wow, what the fuck happened to the last thread?
>>27522621
>>27522621
I could've prevented it from dying... But I was too distracted wandering the Mojave...
>>27522621
I blame the Twilightfags
>>27522691
Fallout new vegas > Fallout 4
Though, I will give fallout 4 some credit, the idea of the Powered armor being a vehicle of sorts worked better than I thought it would.
Just, they needed a way to Summon your powered armor and dismiss it, so you could equip it when you were about to raid a big encampment, and then have it taken back to base afterwards.
Like, have the smoke grenade summon a vertibird that aerial drops your powered armor into the field, and then a special flair gun that causes the armor to be Picked up by an electro magnet on the vertibird and taken back to your base when you're done.
>people like that bitch
>unironically
>>27522880
>>27522825
Daily reminder that dash haters are just underage b8ing summerfags.
>>27522894
why do summerfags hate rainbo so much?
>>27522930
They don't. They pretend to hate her because a lot of dashfags are easily triggered. The only ones that actually hate her are meming fans of the fandom, and they're a small minority.
There's like 4 rainbow dash threads up, can't you fags knock it off?
You don't see Us fluttershy fans shitting up the board with autistic "Dur hur hur Fluttershy!" threads, or the Applejack fans doing that.
>>27523071
This is literally the only dash thread up on the catalog right now. I don't know what point you're trying to make.
>>27523111
The meme threads about that rainbow shit drawing that was made, the nightly rainbow dash thread, the Rainbow dash meme thread...
>>27523118
The shit drawing Rainbow Dash threads are just for discussing /mlp/'s new epin meme. The nightly Rainbow Dash thread is... The fucking Nightly Rainbow Dash Thread. Avoid them like the plague please. And the Rainbow Dash meme thread... Are you talking about the IWTCIRD thread? Those have always been around since the birth of this board and are for nothing but shitposting. This thread is actually meant for posting, discussing, and writing green about Rainbow Dash.
>>27523150
>>27523150
>and writing green about Rainbow Dash.
You mean writing porn
>>27523182
We haven't had a lewd greentext posted in these threads in a while, actually. However, of course we have a pretty nice handful of writefags who write some cute and comfy stories about her. But if it bothers you so much, I think I can direct you to >>>/out/
NRDT guy is taking credit for making that thing a meme
wouldn't surprise me if he drew it in the first place
god, he's the Dashfags own mini Chris-chan
>>27522894
>someone capped one of my posts
Neat. Here, have a data point from the survey thus far: Dashfags far and away were the most loyal to their chosen pony, with an overwhelming supermajority stating that they clopped to Dash the most.
>>27523242
Eh, don't understand that much myself. Dash is my favorite, but for "Sexiness" she's on the shallow end IMO.
Dashie is a qt 3.14
>>27523568
Forgot pic
>>27523242
I guess that's a plus.
I never got a chance to survey up, but from what I'm reading it looks about on par, and I do have a disproportionate amount of RD porn...
>>27523727
>the blood is actually from a tomato
LOL
>>27523727
Wait, I found the survey still up.
Wow, while I'm not surprised at the number of people who don't know voice actors, I'm surprised at how many don't CARE to know.
>>27523242
>Dashfags far and away were the most loyal to their chosen pony
Feels good.
Repost GO!
>Day waiting forever in Equestria.
>You and Dash are finally getting around to getting tickets for the opening session of the Wonderbolts aerial show season.
>And god damn you didn't know the line would be this long.
>You hear a small gasp from Rainbow next to you as you come over a hill and see a long line for all non-Cloudsdale residents, snaking to and fro.
>This is worse than getting opening day tickets back home.
"Told you that this was a good idea," you say as you pat the tent and other sleeping supplies.
>"This is like, worse than Cider season!" she yells with followed by a small groan as the two of you work your way to the line.
>Looking up, you can see the hustle and bustle of the busy city in the sky, the shadow cast by it covering the entire line plus a bit further.
>Taking off the backpack, you take a seat on the grass and pat for her to take a seat next to you.
"No point in wasting energy and fluttering in the air there when the line won't even start moving till tomorrow."
>You lean into the backpack, happy to have it off of your shoulders and dragging you down.
>With another nod to your side, Dash let's out a small 'feh' and lands next to you.
>"I swear, you're lazier than me!"
>You wave a hand to shoo her comment away.
"Whatever you say. You weren't the one carrying this giant thing."
>You close your eyes and hear her lean back into the backpack as well,
>The two of you sit there for a while like that, just enjoying the slightly cool air and the occasional light breeze.
>>27524500
>You open your eyes again and see a lot more movement above you.
>A quick check of your watch and it's easy to figure out, everyone's on their way home, another day of menial labor over.
"So Dash, what's Cloudsdale like?"
>Seeing as how you don't have any way of getting there, the best you can get is someone else's point of view.
>"Hhhmmm. For the most part, it's like Ponyville. I mean other than the obvious clouds everywhere and only Pegasi, they're pretty close."
>She pauses for a second thinking of how to describe the architecture.
>"Can't even begin to describe the architecture though. That'd be better for that bookworm Twi to tell you."
"Well, what about your life up there before you came to Ponyville?"
>You swear you can feel her stiffen up at that question.
>"Well, ehehe, I guess I kinda was ahead of everyone and everyone was jealous of my talents. I had a few friends, like Fluttershy and Gilda, but that was kinda it."
>You reach out to place a hand on her shoulder, hoping to help her regain some of that confidence that is normally so prevalent in her voice, but she just sprang up to avoid it.
>"Hey, how about we set up the tent and stuff?" she says attempting to change the subject.
>You shift to sit fully up as well.
"Sure, getting a little hungry anyways. You think you can find us some firewood and a rain cloud?"
>"Pffff, easy peasy Anon," she turns and readies herself to take off.
>"Better have that tent up and ready by the time I get back!" she calls back over her shoulder as she takes off.
'Time to get to work' you think to yourself as you begin unpacking the bag.
>>27524505
>The sun is already setting by the time Dash gets back.
"If you took any longer, you probably wouldn't have made it back in time to get tickets," you jokingly say.
>"Yeah? Let's see you try and tote all this around," she says as the kindling slides off her back and she shoves a rain cloud at you.
>Instinctively, you life up your hands to stop it from flying into you, but it just floats right around you.
>Of course, Dash starts laughing hysterically at you.
>"Hehehe! Oh my gosh Anon!" she cries from the spot she's practically rolling in.
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever..."
>Picking up the kindling, you drop them into the small pit you managed to make and pull out something important to you.
>One of the few things you had left from when you came into this world.
>Your bic lighter.
>Grabbing a few handfulls of grass, you place it under and in the cracks of the kindling and light a few spots, the grass catching quickly and spreading to the small kindling.
"There we go," you say triumphantly standing in front of your work.
>"What's this for?" Dash asks from your side patting the rain cloud.
>You give her a small smile as you pull out another thing from your world.
>A bag of instant ramen.
>With another quick motion, a pot appears in your other hand.
"We're makin' some Ramen!"
>The confusion on her face is almost funny if it wasn't for the fact that she really shouldn't know what it is.
"It's a processed food full of salty goodness from back on Earth," you say with a smile.
>"S-Salt?" her confusion fades into almost horror as she looks at the small package in your hand.
>>27524513
"Yep, all that processed goodness. Here, catch," you toss her the pot.
>She snaps out of her almost daze as she freaks out and almost drops the pot.
"Just fill it up with the rain water, k?"
>She nods to you, her wide eyes still fixed on the bag.
"Yo, Dash, snap out of it!"
>"Oh, uh sorry Anon..." she says giving her head a shake before hitting the cloud.
>With a few taps, the cloud begins pouring water into the small pot.
"So what's up with you and that zoning a minute ago," you ask as she sits down next to you.
>"Oh, nothing really," she replies eyeing up the package again while handing you the water.
>You set it on the fire and turn back to Dash, setting the Ramen on the ground.
"Something with you and salt?"
>She fidgets slightly in her spot, biting her lip.
>"Well, it might be kinda illegal for ponies to consume salt," a sheepish grin comes over her face.
>What...
>You look at her astonished.
"What?"
>The sound of a hoof rubbing slowly back and forth in the grass can be heard.
>"It might be a little addictive, hehe..."
>You start to laugh at her a little.
"Really?"
>You quickly feel a hoof slam into your side.
>"Shut up, it's not funny. It's pretty serious Anon. And it's not just me, it's everypony. I wouldn't go flaunting that stuff."
>You hold the package up, waving it a little.
"So, I could go to jail for this?"
>She looks around to see if anyone has heard the two of you talking.
>"Yeah, if they know what it is..."
>You give her a smile.
"Good thing no ones got a fucking clue then, huh?"
>She just gives you a little nod.
>>27524517
>The water starts boiling over the pot, so you grab a small towel and grab the handle, moving it off to the side of the fire.
>Opening the packet, you dump the brick into the water and grab a fork from the pack and begin stirring.
>Dash stays quite, watching you intently as you stir away, checking your watch every minute or so for timing.
>Once you judge it good enough, you pour the packet in and give it a little more stirring and pull it away from the fire, setting it where you pulled the grass out.
"Just gotta wait a minute for it to cool..."
>"So what was that packet stuff?"
>You rub your chin a little.
"Just a lot of salt and other preservatives. You know, unhealthy stuff."
>You see her lick her lips in anticipation.
>One last stir and you bring a fork full to your mouth, the salty, somewhat chicken-ey taste kicking your toned down tastebuds.
>The food here really ruined your taste.
>Sticking the utensil back in, you pull out the fork, filled with more ramen.
"Well, you going to go for it?"
>She shuffles a little in her spot, obviously nervous.
"Dash afraid of a little salt, hell anything?" you say, taunting her.
>"You asked for it Anon..." she says edging close to the fork.
>With a quick motion, she bobs in and snags the ramen off the fork.
>Watching, you see her face of doubt and light fear flip to enjoyment as the ramen moves around her mouth, her tongue making sure it gets full taste of what you've given her.
"So?" you ask looking at her.
>In an instant, she's on the pot, noshing away on the food, forgoing any formalities with silverware.
>Shit, what did you get yourself into?
>>27524522
v"Hey Dash! Equestria to Dash!"
>You move closer to her going nuts on the ramen.
"You in there girl?"
>Her head shoots up, her movements slightly more jerky than before.
>"Oh yeah! Yeah yeah! What's up Anon?"
>Maybe you shouldn't have given her some.
"How are ya feeling?" you ask cautiously.
>"Pretty good Anon, pretty good," she says with a huge smile on her face, twitching slightly with a bit of noodle still on her maw.
>You move forward and pluck it off.
"Well, there goes my dinner..."
>She looks at you and back to the pot then back to you.
>"Oh, uh sorry... But you have more, right?"
>You shake you head in disappointment.
>"Oh... Sorry..."
>You chuckle a little.
"It's all good, could use a little bit of a diet," you say as you pat your stomach.
>Jeeze, she's just freaking out.
"So, what's it like."
>"Great! It's been so long since I've had that much salt," her tongue slithers out to lick a little of the salt from her lips.
>"I mean, we get a little here and there, but that amount! So good!" she continues with a little shudder.
>"So humans have salt around all the time?"
>You nod in response.
"Yeah, it's in a lot of our foods. Keeps them preserved so we can store them without them rotting or spoiling."
>She closes her eyes to just imagine what you're telling her.
>"Oh man! I couldn't even begin to imagine that!"
"Hell we even sweat out tons of salt."
>Her eyes shoot open.
>"Wait, what?"
"Come to think of it, don't ponies sweat too? How do they stop you from getting all freaky with that?"
>"Well, yeah, but the fur on us keeps it kinda contained."
>You run a hand over her side, never really realizing the fur there before.
"Guess you learn something new every day, huh?"
>She looks at your arm and back to you.
>"Oh yeah, totally!"
>You slump back down next to the fire, stretching slightly and relaxing.
>Looking at Dash, she can't seem to sit still.
>"Hey uh Anon, want to go for a run? It might help to, you know, get rid of the salt in my system."
>>27524530
>Damnit Dash, why the hell did you let her do this.
>All you wanted to do was relax and hang out with your bro.
>Now you have to worry about her being too loud and out of it, drawing attention to the two of you.
>Fuck.
"Alright, lets do it."
>You bounce up onto your feet, doing small hops to get your joints stretched a little.
"No wings, right?"
>She nods as she begins to stretch as well.
>Nodding at the tent and fire, you look back at Dash.
"Think anyone will mess with our stuff?"
>She shakes her head at you.
>"Nah."
>With that, the two of you start your jog, Dash poking fun at how slow you are, getting you to try and beat her.
>But you can never beat her.
>By the time you get back to the campsite, you're sweating like crazy and out of breath.
>So is Dash, huffing and puffing.
>"Dang Anon, didn't thing you could keep up with me..."
>You shake your head.
"Not as slow as I was before I came to Equestria."
>You fall to your ass next to your tent, leaning back into you.
>Looking over at Dash, you see her stumble, her tongue out.
>And something wet against your skin.
>You pull away quickly, but not quick enough before Dash runs her tongue up your arm a little.
>Kinda ticklish.
"What the fuck Dash!"
>"Oh, sorry Anon. Must have been a little too much for me on the salt."
>She crashes next to you, huffing and puffing.
>"Wheh, too much work. How'd I let you talk me into running?"
>God damnit...
"Yeah? I totally said we should go on that run? I forgot."
>Her cracking laughs fill the air.
>"Well, at least we won't have trouble falling asleep, right?"
>You take a quick look at your watch and see it's almost 11:30,
"Yeah, I guess. We should probably be hitting the hay soon though."
>>27524540
>She gets up once more, stretching again.
>"Good call, good call. Gotta be up nice and early to make sure no one cuts us in line."
>Nodding, you grab out some toothpaste and your brushes, handing her hers.
>The two of you do your nightly routines before slipping into your sleeping bags.
>"Night Anon..."
>You turn to your side.
"Night Dash."
>You slowly doze off as you hear her beginning to snore.
>>27524546
>And then you're awake.
>Your eyes open up and try to adjust to the darkness.
>Fuck, why are you up right now?
>And then you feel something warm and wet running along your arm, up to your shoulder.
>What the fuck is going on?!
>Listening without making movement to figure out what it was, you hear a little grunt and feel a small pressure on your side.
>What the fuck!
>Shifting your head ever so slightly as the wet thing starts another trail along your arm in a different spot, you look up and behind you, a dark blob on top of your side.
>Ok, fuck this shit.
>You fling yourself up and out of your sleeping bag, sending whatever it was flying off to the side.
"HEY DASH! We got a situation here!" you scream and whisper at the same time as you fling yourself back to the side of the tent.
>The dark pony shaped blob moves towards you.
>As your eyes get more adjusted, the figure comes into clearer terms and you see a multicolored mane.
>"Oh, I know Anon..." Dash replies in a sultry tone as she advances closer to you.
"Come on Dash, it's just the salt talking," you say with a light chuckle.
>She's practically on top of you.
>"Hmmm, I dunno about that Anon..."
>She gives your chest a light kiss and moves in for a full lick across.
>You can hear her smack her lips against the insides of her cheeks.
>"Hmmmmm,..."
>She presses herself on you, her lips coming to meet yours.
>God, you're body is betraying you right now.
>She runs a hoof along the girth of you, her lips parting from yours, giving you a
>"See Anon, you're interested in it too."
>Another warm and wet lick to form an x along your chest in saliva.
>Damnit, this shouldn't be this good.
>But really, can you deny yourself that you haven't checked out Dash?
>Man, your mind is all over the place right now.
>>27524551
"D-Dash, can we talk about this in the morning?"
>You try to push her off a little.
"Maybe when the salt has really gone through your system..."
>She pauses half way through another lick from your waist upward and pulls back.
>"Hmmmm? I'd say my minds pretty clear right now."
>She continues her trail where she left off.
>You fidget again a little, trying to escape her grasp.
"Please Dash, I don't want you or me to do anything we might regret. Please...."
>She slightly snaps out of her trance and pulls her head up, her Violet eyes meeting yours.
>"Y-Yeah, alright..."
>She nods a little.
>She backs off a little.
>Wow... That could have ended up a lot further than you wanted.
>"Could you at least hold me a little while I ride this out?"
>She gives you a pleading look.
"Are you going to lick me any more?"
>She shakes her head and looks back at you, a certain sadness in her eyes.
>You roll back into your sleeping bag and open up your arms.
>Who would have thought this is where this night would have ended.
>Giving a slight nod, she lays down next to you, scooting backwards up against your chest.
>Bringing your arms around her in a tight hug, you nuzzle into her mane.
>It just feels so right.
"Never giving you that much salt again."
>She gives you a light kick in the leg with her hoof.
"Just messing with you Dashie."
>>27522697
I'd like to extend the goodwill of the Twifags to this thread.
>>27522307
>"MOVE!"
>"FUCK! GET TO THE FUCKING SECURITY STATION, OPEN THE DAMN DOORS TO THE ESCAPE POD BAY!"
>"NO! THEY'RE COMING THAT WAY!"
>It was pure chaos.
>The warning sirens blaring in your ears, you run around some cowering engineers as you round the corridor away from the main hall, which was lit in a gloriously ominous bright red light.
>Somewhere behind you, you could hear loud explosions which shook the ship violently as They tore their way into it.
>Each set of explosions was met with fierce gunfire and laser blasts, which seemed to last for a few minutes before dying down.
>You heard screaming ahead as the blast door behind you slams shut and locks as an explosion is heard behind it.
>You stop dead in your tracks as you see a woman go flying past the opening of the hall, slamming into the floor with a sickening series of cracks like a rag doll.
>You feel your heart sink into your stomach.
>Gulping and stifling the urge to scream, you slowly and quietly turn around and start fucking around with the control panel.
>You tap a few keys on the keypad next to the door, which looked like a massive garage door really, but it's no use. It doesn't budge.
>"Well, well, well."
>You freeze.
>"What have we here?"
>You turn to see a scaly looking humanoid... Thing, staring at you with a wide, toothy grin.
>In its beady eyes, you see a seething hatred. A predatory glare that sends shivers up your spine.
>You reach down and grip the handle of your heavy repeater, but before you pull it out. he rushes you, screaming alien war cries of holy war.
>You jolt awake.
space war ptsd anon x dash? anyone interested?
>>27524768
Yes
>>27522449
great dpser, too squishy
>>27524556
>Green with dash licking you.
I appreciate this.
>>27524847
it turned out much more longer than I thought. stay tuned.
>>27524998
>>27524768
>>27524847
>A few things are quickly made apparent upon your waking up.
>1: You are drenched in sweat
>2: So drenched that your sheets are wet
>3: Your heart is racing like you just got back from a fucking race
>It doesn't take you much time to get up and strip your bed of its sheets. Looking over at your night stand you see it's only 2:31 in the morning.
>Christ, couldn't you have woken up atleast somewhere around 7? Or preferably 8?
>Your adrenal gland had quit pumping and now you were just shivering and... Kinda angry.
>Angry because you're tired of this shit.
>You fold up your sheets and throw them into the dryer(Surprisingly, ponies had mastered the fine arts of the dryer at this stage in their technological advancement.)
>You sat down on your couch and laid back down, with the intent of trying to get a little more sleep and deal with your bed in the morning.
>Forty or so minutes pass of you tossing and turning and shivering.
>Shivering.
>It's always the same shiver that happens after you wake up from that dream. It does nothing but take you back to the worst times of your past.
>Times where you were staring into the face of a Kremlin warrior, whose beady orange eyes stared into yours with not only a fierce determination, but also a teeming hatred.
>Their eyes.
>Their FUCKING EYES.
>You shiver.
>It was not uncommon for soldiers in the Mobile Armed Forces to experience this 'shiver'. None of the eggheads back on Earth could figure out what exactly caused the shiver.
>The Kremlin warrior was pretty much the perfect predator to a human. So perfect that some scientists even hypothesized that they WERE the natural predator of the human species.
>Of course that theory never really gained much traction and was shunned alot.
>But it made so much fucking SENSE when you thought about it.
>>27525007
>Too many times you had been hidden, or thought you had escaped one of the warriors, only to turn and find it standing there, staring into your soul, with a terrifyingly sharp toothed evil grin.
>You shiver once more.
>Their wrinkled, scaly, brown skin... Their sharp wolfish ears... Their hook noses...
>Fucking nightmare fuel.
>You shiver yet again, and you don't get up off the couch; you practically vault off it.
>Your heart is beating quickly yet again.
>You look up at the clock and see it's now 3.
>3 in the fucking morning.
>You hear your dryer beep and chirp signaling that its drying cycle was completed, but rather than going and grabbing your sheets, you opt instead to throw a coat and shoes on and head outside into the cold, Equestrian night, pajamas be damned.
>A cool wind blows through the empty streets as you walk lightly through the town; memories of the war long past being blown from your mind along with the wind.
>Your heart rate returned to its normal pace and you felt... Peaceful again.
>This place always did that.
>This town.
>It was so... Peaceful.
>You could not pick a better Heaven even if you tried.
>You stop in your tracks and look up at the beautiful night sky, which was clear of clouds save for a few, and was especially full of twinkling stars tonight.
>Heaven...
>That was what this was after all, was it not?
>The last thing you remembered before waking up here on the ground near the Everfree was that... That beast, sinking its sharp teeth into your jugular vein and staring down at you as you pitifully drowned in your own blood.
>Your heart pace quickened as you shook your head, trying to clear your mind of such memories.
>Fuck Kremlins.
>>27525012
>You look away from the sky with great difficulty, and spy an empty bench infront of a dark store on the other side of the road, and you figure "fuck it" and walk over to it and sitting in it.
>You take a few deep breaths and relax into the bench, staring up at the night sky once again.
>All is quiet as you watch a rather large group of shooting stars tear their way through the skies.
>They kind of remind you of Rejaults. The most badass invention the eggheads on Earth ever made.
>Think of a helicopter propeller. Now think of a helicopter propeller, only spinning at speeds of 1000 miles per hour, and small volleys of mini rockets(500 rockets on each of the four rotary wings) which, with the click of a button, began to fire off in every direction imaginable.
>Highly impracticable and inaccurate of course, but when you launched about a thousand of them in the Kremlin skies, it was quite a spectacular display.
>You also remember a time when you used to journey through the stars. Not in pursuit of Kremlin warbirds, but in the sheer adventure of it...
>You missed those times.
>...
>"Hi."
>Your highly trained reflexes kicked in, and you launched up off the bench, doing some impressive flips away, and you instantly drop into an offensive combat stance facing the direction of the voice.
>Heart beating fast, your blood pumping as you expect to see... You have no idea what you expect to see, maybe a mugger, maybe a Kremlin...
>Uh...
"Oh..."
>You drop out of your combat stance.
"Hello Dash."
>The rainbow maned pony is staring at you with a quizzical look in her eyes.
>"Uh... Hi."
>It is silent for a moment as the two of you awkwardly stare at each other, waiting for one of you to say something.
>Being a man of action rather than of words, you simply walk over to the bench and sit down, and she joins you, seeming to 'float' gracefully into place next to you.
>>27525017
>The only sound in the air is crickets chirping, as you relax back into your chair and look up into the beautiful night sky again.
>"So uh..."
>You look over at Dash, who raises a brow at you. "What'cha doing?"
>You frown.
"Well, I was enjoying some private R&R. You?"
>She ignores your question, instead asking her own
>"R&R?" she repeats, as if its the weirdest thing she's ever heard.
"Yes." You sit up. "Rest and Relaxation."
>"Ah..." She nods her head.
>"That's weird. Why don't you just say "relaxing?"
>You shrug.
"Force of habit I guess."
>"You mean like that weird dancing thing you did just a few minutes ago?"
"That wasn't dancing... That was a reactive military tactic ingrained into me through months of practice."
>...
>"So it was dancing?"
"Dash, why are you here?"
>Now it's her turn to shrug. "I dunno. I'm..." She hesitates for a second, and her eyes look up into the sky thoughtfully for a moment before looking back into yours. "I'm not tired." She replied simply.
>You chuckled, and she glares at you.
>"What?"
"You are a terrible liar." You smile at her, and she glares even more, her wings twitching a little.
>"I- I'm not lying though! I'm serious!"
"Yeah you are... But look, it's ok." You sigh. "You don't gotta tell me anything you don't want to. I didn't mean to get you all flustered."
>"I'm not flustered!" She hops off the bench aggressively.
>You sigh again.
"Look, can we take a minute here to just calm down?" You say, speaking more on behalf of her than yourself of course.
>She takes a few breaths, before seeming to calm down. She takes her seat back next to you.
>Okay...
>So Rainbow Dash is up at like, what, 3:30 in the fucking morning, and then acts really fishy and evasive when asked what she's doing up?
>Hm.
"You alright?"
>She looks over at you, raising a brow.
>"Huh?"
>You shrug.
"Are you alright is what I asked. You seem a bit... Off."
>She is quiet for a moment or two.
>"Yeah, I'm fine... Can we not focus on me right now?"
>>27525019
>Jesus Christ what the fuck? That's really weird.
>From your brief encounters with Rainbow Dash, all she ever WANTED was for focus to be on her.
>Then again out of all of your friends, she was the one you had spoken the least to.
"Uh... Okay?"
>"What about you?" She is quick to change the subject you notice, "What are you doing up so late?"
>The beady, orange eyes of the Kremlin warrior who did you in appear in your minds eye, causing another shiver to travel up your spine, and you hope she doesn't notice.
>She notices.
>"Errr, you cold?"
"No!" You snap, and she raises her hooves defensively.
>"Alright alright, sheesh..."
>It's quiet again.
>You look back up at the sky and try to erase those FUCKING EYES from your head again. But this time, they're there to stay.
>They just sit there in your mind. Staring a hole into your soul. And you can see that fuckers smile.
>God how you would like to go back in time and plug that fuckers mouth with a fresh round of gamma fire...
"God... God damn you..." You mutter angrily, as you zone out and find yourself back in that red, metallic corridor, ship rattling around you.
>"What!?"
>And then the illusion is broken.
>You snap your head over to her, and you expect to see her looking pissed off, but instead you see... Concern?
"Uh.."
>"Dude what was that all about? You just stared up at the sky and you started to go blank on me. I was trying to ask you a question."
"It's nothi-"
>"Don't you "it's nothing" me, mister." She says, like a mother scolding a child. "I want to know what is going on here. I find you out here at 3 in the morning, and then you act all weird and twitchy."
>...
>She glares at you accusingly, and you stare at her in bewilderment.
>You feel like you should be mad.
>But really... You want to tell someone so bad of the problems.
>Of the nightmares.
>Reluctantly, you give in.
"Alright... The truth is..."
>Her ears perk up and she drops her glare and sits up.
>>27525023
"I... I was..."
>You clench your fist.
"I was fuckin' killed, God damn it."
>You felt instant release as you sink into the bench.
>All is quiet for a moment, and you hear Dash shift around in her spot a few times.
>"W... What!?"
"I." You don't open your eyes. "Was killed. Done in. Gonezo."
>"Wh.. But... You're alive right now!"
"I mean before I got here."
>You open your eyes and sit back up.
"Before I got here Dash..." You struggle to try to get out exactly what you want to say, and she waits for you to collect yourself.
"My people... We were in a war. A fight for survival. Against an alien race of... Monsters."
>You say the word "monsters" with venom that would make a rattlesnake blush.
"I was a soldier in my peoples' army. I killed them. We killed them. They killed us... They killed alot of my friends actually. Killed alotta of."
>A look of horror appears on her face, and you back up defensively.
"It was all in self defense." You justify, "They attacked us first. Attacked us in the most cowardly way possible. We didn't even know what hit us and before we knew it or could respond, they killed a million of us. Blew an entire planet up."
>"Those dance moves..." She mumbles.
"Military tactics." You correct her. "Ingrained in me since I first joined the army. Those tactics you saw me do tonight, they were the difference between life and death in alot of situations..."
>She is silent as you continue.
"The war is over for me, Dash. I'm dead. But I still see that one. The one fucker. The one who killed me. He is with me always. I see him in my dreams. I see him when I shut my eyes."
>>27525024
>"Wow..." She gawks, and you shake your head.
>Now she knew.
>She knew you were a killer. Not only that, but you were a TRAINED killer. And you were killed.
>All in a war against lizard men.
>YET ANOTHER(how many has it been now?)long, dreadful silence set in.
>"Gee Anon. I don't know what to say."
>You look over at her, and she... Shakes under your gaze?
>"That's some heavy stuff."
"Yeah." You agree. "Heavy stuff..."
>Dear God in Heaven - ANOTHER SILENCE!
>This one lasts for a good long while, and you think about just getting up and leaving and going home and trying to get some rest.
>"Anon... Can you tell me more? About these 'aliens'?"
"Yes... Or well... No. Not right now. I'd rather just... Not think about it for now."
>"Are you sure? Might make you feel a bit better."
"Is that so?"
>She nods.
"Well why don't you try telling me about what's been bothering you tonight?"
>That got her. And again, you expect her to get mad and defensive but surprisingly, she caves.
>"Alright. I'll only tell you if you tell me more about you."
>You groan.
"Fine. Whatever."
>Might as well. Fuck it. Wouldn't hurt anything anyhow. And besides, she was right, it did feel kind of better to talk about it.
>"The reason I'm awake and here is... Well, I'm lonely."
"That's it?"
>She ignores your rude remark.
>"Well, Twilight has Spike, Fluttershy has her animals, Applejack has her family, Rarity has Sweetiebelle... Everyone of my friends has some family or whatever, but I don't really have anyone."
"Where is your family?"
>"That's another story for another time." She quickly says. "But yeah. I'm lonely. You happy now?"
>You feel like this is some kind of a big confession for her, but again, you still don't know her all that much, so you're not sure.e
"Okaaaayy... So? You're lonely. Everyone gets lonely. I guarantee you that sometimes, Rariy, Applejack, Fluttershy, all of em', sometimes they feel lonely. It's hu... It's just the way things are."
>You almost said human nature.
>>27525026
>For a second, you forgot you were talking to an alien lifeform that looked like a pony.
>Strange thing it is.
>"But I'm Rainbow Dash! The most awesome pony in Equestria! Fastest flier ever! I'm a Wonderbolt even... I am not supposed to get lonely."
"Pfft." You scoff. "I don't care how big of a bad ass you say you are. You're still a person. People get lonely. Or... Ponies get lonely. It doesn't make you less of a pony to feel lonely. It just makes you... A pony."
>She shakes her head. "But..."
"But nothing. It's fine. There's nothing wrong with feeling lonely."
>"You just don't understand..."
"Uh, I'm pretty sure I do. You want loneliness? Try looking up in the sky and thinking about how many of your friends and fellow species are being killed by disgusting fucking monsters while you're stuck in some paradise, lost to time and space, unable to know what is happening or who is winning a war that determines the fate of your races' very existence. Believe me Dash when I tell you - Loneliness is OK to feel. It's natural. Infact..."
>You look into her eyes.
"Admitting that you're lonely. That shows you're better than the others anyway."
>Well, not exactly a great way to spin it, but meh. This seems to make her satisfied.
>"I... Thanks, Anon." She smiles at you.
"No problem. Now if you'll excuse me, it's been fun and all... But I think I'm gonna go back and try to get some sleep-"
>"No!" She is quick to interrupt you, and you look at her confused, and notice a slight blush on her face.
>"I- I mean... You still haven't told me about the aliens. What do they look like?"
>What do they look like?
>You shudder violently.
>>27525028
"They look like demons. Monsters. Giant, big, disgusting, scaly looking lizards. Lizards that stand upright like me, taller than me even, with horribly sharp teeth, perfect for tearing into your flesh... Their voices are hollow, their eyes are deep and beady and orange and glow like fire. They're nightmares. Pure nightmares. That's what they look like."
>...
>Okay maybe a little too much.
>Dash is now shuddering.
>"Yeash... So... How'd you die?"
>You close your eyes.
"Again, I'd rather not talk about it. Look, if it's fine with you, I've answered your question. I'd like to go try to sleep."
>"Well..."
>You open your eyes and get up off the bench and start walking away, feeling very conflicted with the conversation you just had with a pony you haven't even talked to for more than 30 minutes before this.
>As you walk down the road towards your house, you hear soft hoof steps behind you, and you turn around and see she's following you.
"Errr?"
>"I'm coming with you."
"Uh, I'm just going home..."
>"Yeah? Well I'm lonely. And you're insane. Let's go be lonely and insane together. Just for tonight."
>...
"O- okay I guess?"
>You shake your head in disbelief as the two of you make your way back to your house.
>What a weird pony.
-
the end(?)
>>27525031
Alright so now that I've finished, it's time for me to sit here like a massive faggot and criticize my own work.
Jesus I REALLY suck at dialogue and character interaction. Everytime I want to convey a pause I just do "all was silent for a moment." I really was having a good time doing the sci fi shit and doing stuff BEFORE Dash got there though. I feel like it fell off when they started talking.
What do you guys think?
4/10?
>>27524556
Noice, it was worth the repost. Not that I want to start a discussion about >rape and white knight bullshit (really, I don't, I swear), but I honestly found Anon not taking advantage of Dash really comforting, so that was a perfect ending for me.
>>27525035
Pretty much what you said. The scifi part was well done, but some bits of the second part with the dialogue feel a bit unnatural. That said, if Anon has PTSD one can expect his conversations to be somewhat awkward, so it's not a big deal. But I have to admit, I'm a bad critic and unless something is absolutely terrible I can enjoy pretty much everything, so don't rely much on my opinion. :^)
>>27525035
I also feel like Anon gets edgy at points, I tried making him a gruff military guy but ehh.
>>27525367
>>27525398
>>27525437
>>27525516
>>27525550
Why so much Rainbomination in Dashie's thread?
>>27525604
Because they are one.
>>27525604
it's the hot new meme my friend, just ignore it
>>27525437
Is this the rainbow dash equivalent of sanic?
>>27524556
Nice green, got a pastebin link to this?
>>27525907
Not the poster, but I looked for the source earlier.
http://pastebin.com/u/wnrite
http://pastebin.com/TjFhZ29U
You think having a little sis is something Dash wanted for a while, or just something that once proposed she thought sounded actually pretty interesting?
>>27526034
I'd say it's 50/50.
She probably wanted "something" like a little sister. Dash loves to be flattered, so the idea of being someone else's role model would sound good to her. Plus, she "hates being alone", so watching some of her friends having quality time with their sisters probably made her feel a bit jealous.
But I'd say she actually never considered it for real until Sleepless in Ponyville. For Dash the previous "status quo", with Scootaloo as a permanent fan and an occasional companion was probably enough. After Scootaloo's confession, however, Dash realized she could have a (kinda) real little sister, so I'd say that it was just then when she realized she wanted one.
would you?
>>27528135
Nah, those things are cold. I'd rather a plushie. But I'm too poor to get one. And probably I'd respect her too much and I'd only use it for cuddles.
>>27528135
I'd puncture the shit out of that.
>>27519979
But I understand perfectly. I understand why some like to indulge in daydreams in which a pet pony screams through tears and agony the words "it hurts so good" as they ram their Beutelwurst into her tiny hole for the first time for the hundredth time in a blatant display of compensating for their real-life deficiencies. I understand. I'm simply not into it.
>>27528320
>But I'm too poor to get one.
I got a 4de plush for less than thirty dollars. Looks nice but she's much smaller than your picture. I guess it also depends on what you're in the market for.
>>27528504
unf
>>27528504
That's a whole lot of projecting in just one post. There's no "deficiency", it's just a fetish, there's no reason to get so butt hurt about it.
>>27525367
I just fucking died. I wasn't expecting rainbom.
>>27525759
You just applied BLOW to MIND
It was ultra effective
>>27525017
>Think of a helicopter propeller. Now think of a helicopter propeller, only spinning at speeds of 1000 miles per hour, and small volleys of mini rockets(500 rockets on each of the four rotary wings) which, with the click of a button, began to fire off in every direction imaginable.
well that was a fun mental image.
summer is truly here, people are praising NRDT guy
>>27529158
I don't think the 'projecting' meme works like this. And I don't think the 'butthurt' meme is applicable here either.
>>27532060
>the first time for the hundredth time in a blatant display of compensating for their real-life deficiencies.
How is this not projecting? Are you for real?
>>27522313
90% of those writers are dead
>>27524768
what
who
whats going on
>>27532320
Why the fuck is anyone but church and Rosen on that list? All the others have been dead for a while. We don't need to keep then on there to seem like a legit thread anymore OP, we actually have a couple of writefigs now
>>27525035
I liked it man.
>>27528504
>I'm simply not into it.
Seriously Anon, this wasn't "hey, we've decided Dash is like a cat and she's for sex, so if you don't want to fuck something the size of a cat, bad luck."
Do you prefer to imagine her bigger so you can fuck her? Then do it. Do you prefer to imagine her little so you can treat her like a pet? Then do it. But, seriously, if you want everyone else to share your opinions, you're wasting your time.
>>27531261
He is a shitposter and that is basically his goal.
>>27531261
>>27534076
If it makes you feel better, newfags follow him but eventually they realize he's just a twat and they leave him alone. I mean, if newfags were always "loyal" to him, he'd have an army by now and, thankfully, that's not the case.
>>27522313
>>27532320
>>27532359
I've done some research.
WRITEFAG # LAST UPDATE (pastebin) # LAST GREEN (RD thread)
Grim Ponka # 2016-02-25 # 2016-05-20
Writefag42 # 2015-10-09 # 2015-10-16
Smokefag # 2015-11-08 # 2015-11-08
Scribble # 2015-05-27 # 2016-04-12
SoyMilk # 2015-11-09 # 2015-11-09
Zappy Pone # 2016-04-29 # 2016-01-23 (??)
Church # 2016-05-28 # 2016-05-31
Rosenkreutz # 2016-05-28 # 2016-05-28
Writefag42, Smokefag, SoyMilk and Zappy are gone, but maybe it's too soon to remove Grim and Scribble, it hasn't been so long since their last green.
Church and Rosenkreutz are our most active writefags (thank you, guys!), but in the last threads we also had some nice unsigned green, like that ice cream story (>>27504973). Maybe (?) a shorter writefags list would be less "intimidating" and would encourage those anons to start their own pastebin and/or to write more often, and that would be good. It's worth a try.
>>27534310
Seconding this but I also think we should take Scribbles and Grim off. I think it's pretty clear that they're done, and if they come back, we could always just throw them back on .
How do you see Rainbow as having changed through the series?
I think whilst she's clearly grown closer with her friends, she still retains a lot of what we saw in S1. She still gets ticked off, though is perhaps not as boastful anymore
>>27535270
Hey, I was about to bump the thread and I just saw your post. I feel like to answer that I'd have to comment about her changes in Newbie Dash and Applejack's Day Off, and I'm not in the mood right now. So, sorry, Anon. But here, have a Dashie with a balloon.
>>27522307
You are probably the worst person I've ever met. How can anyone be so fake and shallow all day every day of their lives? How can one person say and do the worst things in every given situation every single day? You'll never be important in anyone's life, you cock. Worthless prick. End your shit existence already so I can read your obituary and have a chuckle.
>>27536929
this isn't the NRDT thread
I didn't like the episode Newbie Dash.
How on Earth did Rainbow interpret "Do something to make yourself stand out" as "Imitate your friends"?
>>27532120
Originally, I thought you couldn't tell the difference between projecting and making insolent assumptions, but your insistence shows something quite different. It's obvious what's going on. It's projecting. When you were psychoanalyzing the uncomplimentary comment and all the marvelous mental processes in the mind that produced it, you said to yourself, "If it'd been me writing that comment, I would've been projecting..." And you proceeded to project your projection. You are the projector, man.
Serious on-topic question though, which I think you might have an answer to. I keep shrinking my Dashie waifu, and every time I do, after a bit of action she gets stretched enough to accommodate my cunt ravagershe gave it this nickname, don't blame mewith ease, and after some more action she's already too loose. And it stays that way. At this rate, she's going to shrink down to ridiculous dimensions. There's already too little of her to cuddle. To satisfy her lust for having her pussy stretched beyond limits, we're going to move on to fisting, eventually ankling, thighing, unbirthing... Where does this end? So what do I do? I'm growing desperate. Halp pls.
>>27538456
>And you proceeded to project your projection. You are the projector, man.
>I'm projecting therefore he must be projecting too
Is this some sort of meta-memeing? Pic related is best size.
>>27538456
>that entire post
Dude, how many levels of irony are you on right now? You're either fucking retarded or on some next level shit right now.
>>27538703
Absolutely perfect.
>>27538745
Damn, Mostazathy was fucking awesome. Sucks he's off the ride.
>>27538703
Eh, she's a bit too big for this board's average figures.
How does sex with miniponies work, you ask? Simple. They've got only two organs inside their bodies.
https://derpiboo.ru/819788
>>27539631
Movies are not a valid form of human currency silly.
>>27539631
>>27540374
Someone should tell her one of her bits could buy her as many pizzas as she wanted on earth
>>27534310
It's great to see people are still staying active. I wrote the ice cream one and the short date one at the start of the last thread. I wanted to see if anyone liked it before I could deem myself worthy of a tripcode. I dont get a chance to write often, but I can start a oastebin or something to help keep track.
>>27534310
It's great to see people are still staying active. I wrote the ice cream one and the short date one at the start of the last thread. I wanted to see if anyone liked them before I could deem myself worthy of a tripcode. I dont get a chance to write often, but I can start a pastebin or something to help keep track.
I wanna cuddle this mare.
>>27540980
in Equestria, pony cuddle you
You know what pissed me off about the S5 finale?
Despite being supposedly about the Rainboom being stopped, they really didn't focus on that at all or how it changed all their paths.
They basically said "SHITS FUCKED UP. NO WE WILL NOT EXPLAIN. STRANGE SHIT HAPPENS. DON'T THINK ABOUT IT".
I want SEE how that rainboom not happening changed their lives. Show me how it affect RD's life, Fluttershys life, all that shit.
They took a plot that bronies have been wanting to see for a long time (or at least had a shit ton of fanfiction about) and fucked it up by making it about Twilgiht and a villian sue.
>>27542686
Sauce
>>27543471
The art looks like captainpudgemuffin or twilightsparkleplz so you could probably search for them on derpibooru. I've not seen it before so if could be a new image so just searching for Rainbow Dash might be enough.
>>27523605
with that attitude you aren't
>>27543471
10 billion hours online
https://derpibooru.org/1168926?scope=scpe7d4d691b2fa9870abe6cdfe242c0e8ffb123ccca
>>27545396
>newfag pretending to not be a newfag
Everyone, look at him and laugh.
>>27545396
Holy shit is it summer already? That was quick.
>>27543581
the attitude is one of the best parts of her
>>27545814
why does she look old in this picture?
>>27545484
I think she wants you to put her down
>>27545396
I enjoy the lengthy summer days
>>27540980
>Canada undies
A FUCKING LEAF
>>27549086
You know. If rainbow wasnt the one being cheered for shed make an excellent cheerleader. Minus the super girly airheadedness
Is Church kill? Please come back writefriends, the thread is slow with out you guys.
Do you count this as one hoofbump or two?I'd say the former
>>27549086
>Ponies are naked most of the time
Never bat an eye
>Add panties and a skirt
The boner works in mysterious ways
>>27534310
You have a point, how's this for the next thread:
Rainbow Dash Thread
Writefagging, Pictures, Discussions
[optional subject]
Current Writefags:
Church !v.pI7t5q/w
http://pastebin.com/u/Churchpastebin
Rosenkreutz
http://pastebin.com/u/Rosenkreutz
Past writefags: http://pastebin.com/usz0kvna
Previous Thread: >>27522307
One last bump before bed.
>>27551166
I love this image so much. Its just so intimate
>>27522307
i want to open rainbow dash's anus and place my nose up to her body and sniff so deep that I pass out
>>27550205
I'd count only the first one, if any. The second one doesn't really look to me as a bump. So you're on season 5 already? Keep it up!
>>27550482
Seconding this.
>>27551166
This fucking hit me in the feels.
I feel so god damned lonely right now. I've been having a big bad depressive moodswing the past 4 days and now it's getting worse. I'm starting to think I'll never have anyone who truly gets me or likes me.
I just said hi to one of my steam friends and he responded, and I just don't know what to say now, but I feel the desperate need to talk to another human being. I just don't know about what.
Anyone else know this feel?
>>27552118
I know that feeling like it's family bro
>>27552118
You are not alone, man. I've an "intermitent" depression, most of the time I feel fine, but sometimes I feel so helpless that I cry myself to sleep, and it fucking sucks.
I know from my own experience that writing this here won't really mean much, but I hope you get better. Big hug for you, Anon. Never give up.
>>27552155
>>27552242
Man the worst parts are these:
>I have no idea what I'm suffering from
I don't know if this is ADHD, generalized anxiety, major depressive, bipolar, or borderlnie personality disorder, and it makes me nervous I'll get the wrong pill. Speaking of pill:
>What if the pills don't work
What if my depression isn't caused by chemical imbalances? What if I'm just fucked?
>>27552059
>already?
I thought I was going slow actually, with it being a "marathon" it's been a while.If I'm honest I thought I could've finished in two or three days. Not that I'm complaining, I just had wild assumptions
There's still a lot more to be done though desu
>>27552437
I'm sorry, I honestly don't know how to answer this. I don't know how similar those conditions are, and I don't know if something that's a good advice for one of them would be a bad advice for the others, so I'd rather not say anything. But if you're going to get pills, you'll probably need a prescription, so don't hesitate to ask your doctor for help. or at the very least ask the pharmacist. Actually, I do have an advice: never get pills if you aren't sure that they will help you.
>>27552864
Well the first lady I mete said that from judging from what all I filled in I COULD have ADHD, because ADHD can have mood swings, but I didn't bubble in severe ADHD, just mild. Makes me nervous. Next week I talk to the actual doctor to get pills.
>>27552829
>I thought I could've finished in two or three days
127 episodes x ~21 minutes = ~2667 minutes
~2667 minutes > 44 hours
Maybe your estimation was a tiny bit overly optimistic. That's why I said that was going to be an awful lot of work. Or at least I thought it, maybe I didn't say anything. But fwiw you still have my full moral support. :3
>>27552973
I knew the hours, >VLC had it around 46 but I don't know, I just figured it'd be done relatively quick
>you still have my full moral support. :3
It's what kept me going senpai
Sorry for the absence, I needed to take a little break. I'm back now and ready to write tho, so im ready to take some more requests if you have em.
Pissed me off desu.
>Based Dash snarking it up and zapping shitty NEET horse with lightning
This was a good episode.
>tfw despite all the autism constantly look through fanart for all the nice stuff
>That episode
Who wrote it. Autists are going to have a blast and I'm going to cringe for weeks to come
>>27554983
>>27554814
>>27554989
Any one have an epi link? I fucking missed it.
>>27555048
Dailymotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Google Drive: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B5foVtK-k1OPUEEtSmQyTEZDLUU
>>27555139
Thanks man!
>>27554983
I don't think she hated him for 'him' or had any problem with his interests or anything like that, I just think she was annoyed with the way he was being a jerk to everyone and lacked self-awareness about that. Dash is a friendly pony, but she doesn't like people who mistreat others.
I wonder how many shipper shitposters will try to harass us after this episode though. Meh
>>27555215
Butthurt NEETs are trying to force it so that we have to damage control instead of them. It isn't working though.
>>27555241
I'm no fan of shipping in general, believe me, but...
It's not any more or less 'forced' than any other ship, quite frankly. I think you should keep those conspiracy theories to yourself. Besides, this episode isn't going to offend or hurt many 'NEET' type people unless they're also a huge asshole on top of being a NEET, because the whole asshole thing was Zephyr's main problem.
>>27555352
Though, this is /mlp/, we do have a lot of assholes, jerks and rude people in general on here I suppose. No guarantee that their persona on an anonymous image board is entirely serious or that it translate to their IRL personality, though.
>>27555352
I dunno about you guys, but I didn't see any shipping implications at all, I have no idea what you're talking about. In fact, RD actually seemed adamantly opposed to anything like that. Maybe I'm just missing something.
That episode has thrown off my day honestly. It didn't sit right with me.
>>27555352
>this episode isn't going to offend or hurt many 'NEET' type people
Family please:
>>27554926
>>27554449
>>27554255
>>27554336
>>27554340
>>27554341
>>27554488
>>27554506
>>27554830
>>27554866
>>27554924
>>27554951
>>27554907
>>27555716
Why?
>>27555732
Because he's a lowlife NEET. Duh.
>>27555728
Haha holy shit that's funny
But the sexts: >>27555555
>>27555702
The shipping part of the conversation was just about whether or not shitposters will attempt to bother us about it for no reason in particular. If two characters so much as look at each other the right way, shippers make a huge deal out of it, so physical contact like that might bring them out of the woodworks. Or maybe not.
But yeah, I'm not a shipper, and I don't think there was any remotely shipping related in the episode either, I was just arguing that Dash wouldn't just hate him or anything like that, because she's a friendly pony, she just didn't like him being a jerk to her friends and lacking self awareness that he was doing that.
>>27555732
Zeph, not because I relate to his situation becauseas of yetI don't, mostly his character itself and the shit he pulled.
I usually enjoy literally every episode of MLP, even SAYS I can enjoy whilst acknowledging its flaws. This one though, they made Zeph so unlikeable I just couldn't really. It's one I don't really want to rewatch either, or even bother with the screencap thread with
>>27555728
If they're not an inconsiderate rude jerk I doubt they have much reason to feel offended or threatened by this episode. And even if they are, the episode wasn't saying that they are terrible people or anything, because it showed Zephyr getting redemption for that and had a good ending and all, and everyone seemed to get along. Really, if it wasn't for him being a jerk at first and being particularly disruptive in the process, I doubt anyone would have minded him living with his parents.
But whatever, they can suit themselves I guess. I'm too tired to explain to people why they don't need to feel so bad about it.
>>27555754
Wow, I miss read the fuck out of your post then, all of that makes sense. She definitely didn't like him due to the fact that he was a lazy prick.
>>27555813
I think it was just the prick part, and the lack of self-awareness in the process, because he was kind of being really rude and inconsiderate to her friends. I doubt she's going to hate someone or anything for being lazy, though. She'd probably help a person like that, assuming it was a problem for whatever reason, and they wanted to be helped.
Not that he was lazy, per-se, he had a fear of failure, which is fairly common.
How do you see Dash and Fluttershy's friendship? I saw someone in the episode thread say that despite being friend, he didn't ever perceive as them being all that close, because back in S1 Dash got more frustrated with Fluttershy than she does now.
I don't think there's been anything to really imply they were necessarily really close friends as Fillies, but I always saw them as being
>>27555732
>>27555788
Just to add I don't really understand it fully either, I might just have a nap or something, legit don't feel good after that and it's put me on a downer. Maybe it's coupled with LPS ending but I doubt it because I never really cared much for LPS
I'm currently out of town with little to no internet or cell reception. I'm typing this in a gas station parking lot to give you an idea. I'll be back in town and writing on Monday. I haven't bugged out or forgotten you guys. See ya soon.
>>27556577
If it makes you feel better, I hated the episode too. I like (or I used to like) this show because it was heartwarming. In this season almost every episode is about laughing at a character, and that's depressing. It's nothing new, that's the exact same reason I hated Feeling Pinkie Keen, but that was just one episode. Season 6 is the same over and over and over again. I don't want to become a "fan of the fandom", this season has some episodes I liked, and I'd like to give the next episodes a chance, but I really don't know if it's worth it.
>>27556625
Nice
Who here is enjoying the butthurt NEETs claiming Rainbow Dash is a lesbian simply because she's repulsed by their NEET lifestyle?
Whoa, page 10.
>>27557594
Because they don't want to accept the fact that women don't like NEETs.
It's kind of like...
Okay here's an example.
A black man steals something at his job and gets arrested, and the arrest is put on his record for employers to see.
So then somewhere down the road, he gets a job interview working for some shithole, and he shows up wearing dirty clothes, stinking of beer and weed, and he is mildly intoxicated.
Then the interviewer looks over the background check and points out he has a criminal record, and says that based off of that and the way he presents himself, they do not want him working at the company.
Alright, so then finally, instead of acknowledging the fact he's a fuckup and could have done alot better, he instead says this:
>"well fuck, they must have not wanted to hire me because they're racist!!!"
It's exactly like that.
>"well fuck! they must have not wanted to date me because they're a stuckup bitch! not because I'm a 24 year old man that lives with his mother and has no job or anything going for him!"
People don't like to see reality. Especially when it hurts. They want to come up with other reasons why they are disliked.
>>27557594
This anon sure is. It's glorious. Dave Rapp may have overdone the cringe in Newbie Dash just a bit, but this episode demonstrated that he has a masterful grasp of dialogue and that all he needed to do to make a 9-10/10 episode was dial back the cringe just a bit.
>>27558620
This.
>>27558620
10/10.
This right here.
>>27557594
I wish I could, but the strength of yurifags' delusion is matched only by a black hole's gravity.
Rainbow dash obviously was into the new stallion today. She's only playing hard to get. Did anyone write any fics about her getting railed in front of Fluttershy's family?
Once he has a job and a stable life, he's going to come so deep inside her. He doesn't seem like the type to just give up easily now. He's gonna get that rainbow mare, and fluttershy will be overjoyed that her new sister in law is her best and closest lifelong friend.
WOOO!
Can someone please write this story?
I would love to see it happen.
>>27558675
It's sickening, really.
>>27558684
>your entire post
>>27558675
Its no doubt that yurifags are indeed cancer.
Do people now seriously refer to anything remotely suggestive of a romantic interaction between two characters *in the original work* as shipping? Jesus.
>I can't believe the fucking cuck screenwriters of the Titanic shipped Rose with that piece of shit homeless fag. Why did they not do the most reasonable and natural thing, make her fall in love with the viewer, me? Idiots.
yo i'm not even kidding though. I really like girls who play hard to get.
I really think dash would be the prime example of a girl who sorta rejects you, but also keeps you hanging along.
The kinda girl who would tease you but then call you an idiot. I'm addicted to shit like that. God really loved how disinterested and disgusted she was by him. It made me think about how badly I want her to cuck me.
Also, don't judge me. Its just a fantasy. I just want like, a light cuckery, nothing too crazy. Not even sex even. I am not even sexually active. I just really get off when women are super disinterested in me.
>>27558738
Technically we can count the Parents as shippers.
They're still delusional though.
>>27558757
plz leave.
>>27558738
Do you really expect shipfags to have any pinch of intelligence in them?
>>27558770
Wtf did i do?> I love dash just as much as anyone else. I just prefer that since I can't be with her ever, that she finds a nice stallion who treats her right.
I'm not even that much into cuckholding, its just a fantasy for me. Dash just seems soo dominant tho. I want her to peg me while she talks dirty and bites my ear.
But then I also want her to kiss another guy in front of me.
Maybe i have issues but i'm not leaving. I lvoe dash and i love this thread. fuck u dude fuck u
>>27558801
>cuckholding
Cuckoldry where sex is replaced with hand/hoof-holding?
>>27558801
You're a pretty obvious falseflag but have fun.
>>27558801
This feels like conspicuous false flagging.
>>27558738
>implying there's anything even remotely suggestive of Dash having a romantic relationship in the show
>when Jim explicitly stated that there isn't
Arrogance, retardation, cognitive dissonance, and a complete lack of analytical skills. Which group exemplifies all of these traits? Yurifags.
>>27558867
>Yurifags
There are Gagarin fans in this fandom? Wow.
>>27558867
Did?
>>27558909
>>27558867
Did he? I meant.
>>27558867
>implying there's anything even remotely suggestive of Dash having a romantic relationship in the show
When I say "people refer", I don't mean "I believe everything they say".
>>27558738
What did you expect? It's always been like this, shippingfags are retarted cancer.
>>27558801
Ahpplfag plz go
>>27558828
>>27558832
what is this 9/11? I'm jsut saying tthat dash is pretty sweet, but she's kinda arrogant, and i'm totally itno it. I want her to dominate me. the cuck thing is stupid maybe its more of a fantasy than aynthing and i'm ashamed to have it i'm ashamed that anyonewould find out.
I was beaten up alot by my sisters when i was younger. I think it did a real number on me.
>>27559367
Excluding Anon x RD shippers of course, right?
>>27559505
OHHHH FUCKIGN SICK BURN!
FREEE THE SHIPPER! FREE THE SHIPPERS!
KILL THEM ALL! SHIP IT IN HELL!
>>27559505
Of course. Anon x RD is the only good ship, of course.
>>27559525
Having your waifu not shared with a bunch of other guys is the best situation, however.
>>27559505
When is the last time you've ever seen someone trying to claim that AnonxDash is canon, usually using really shitty and out of context screencaps as "evidence" of their ship? I'm going to go out on a limb here and say never. I've said it probably 20 times now, but dumbass shippingfags never seem to understand. I don't care if you want to mentally romantically pair two characters, JUST DON'T TRY TO ASSERT THAT IT'S CANON. Seriously, it's like they're all brain dead or something.
>>27559518
Did your brain aneurysm just burst?
>>27559525
This
>>27559565
Satyr mutants always disturbed me.
>>27559565
Uh... That's not Anon. That's just some random human,you cuck.
>>27559607
>some random human
>he doesn't know dj blacknwhite
>he doesn't self-insert
Remove yourself from the thread please
>>27559631
Okay, then, it's just some specific human. Still not Anon, though.
>he doesn't self-insert
What the hell does this even mean?
>>27559607
Some random human that also encompasses 85% of your average humans. Seriously, it's just your generic anime guy, it's almost exactly the same thing as Anon.
>>27559679
>Okay, then, it's just some specific human. Still not Anon, though.
It's not though. Like >>27559690 said, it's no specific person, it's just your average anime guy, who also conveniently looks like almost every single male on earth. It isn't supposed to be dj black or anything, it's just a generic character to self insert into.
>What the hell does this even mean?
How the hell do you not know what self insertion is? That's the entire point of Anon as a character.
God damn do I love this episode for Dash. It plays into the idea that someone without a goal or dream they can actually dedicate themselves to is a failure in her eyes. This is something that's been assumed and it's confirmed in this episode and it's one more step to understanding Rainbow's interests on a whole.
>Woman who believes in having a dream/aspiration.
>Rather unmotivated towards anything that isn't towards that goal.
>Uninterested in others that don't share that strong push of determination to continue towards a goal.
>Understanding that a job does not have to be your goal/hobby.
>Arrogant on subjects she understands.
God damn, I love Dash. She is the best.
>>27559679
>What the hell does this even mean?
Inserting your whole self into something, for example a body orifice. It's basically unbirthing.
>>27559777
>Lucky trips have redefined self-insert
>>27559777
Trips confirm
>>27559607
You're missing out on a pretty nice comic based on a green.And the porn part isn't bad either
>>27559607
>>27559679
>he doesn't self-insert to molest his waifu
>>27559744
It feels like OC shipping, to be honest. Anyway, if you take the unique role of Anon as a character and extend it to any human character that meets your criteria, then the whole concept becomes a plain old pony x human fetish.
>>27559820
This guy knows what's up, that whole comicand the peopleis fucking awesome. I have a feeling dj has a body fluid fetish though, seems like there's a bit much in the second part, more then normal.
>>27559849
What's up with his hair? Is that bun? Why? God.
>>27559894
That logic doesn't really pan out. If the character meets the Anon criteria, (extremely generic and non-defined) then it is no longer a specific character, it's just a tool for the veiwer to self insert. That's the whole point of Anon as a character in the first place.
>whole concept becomes a plain old pony x human fetish.
What? I still don't think you understand the concept of self-insertion here.
>>27559903
>people
porn*
Fuck my phone
>>27559988
>What? I still don't think you understand the concept of self-insertion here.
I assume it's got nothing to do with this http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SelfInsertFic which is the typical usage, but apparently not here. You probably mean imagining yourself as a character in a work of fiction you're reading/viewing. But that's not limited to human male characters, unless your imagination is complete crap. You can be the male or the female, the human or the pony, anything. But something tells me this is not exactly what you mean either. You're right. I don't understand it. If you can explain it, please, do.
>>27559969
>blush
>scrunch
Yep, she's being tsundere.
>>27560150
The problem I have with saying that AiE is self insert is that more often than not, writers have Anon have a personality of his own, which contradicts mine more often than not, and breaks any and all immersion. That being said, why immerse yourself into Equesrtia using some shit some faggot wrote?
>>27560150
You are correct in saying that the usage of self insert on this board is different then the popular usage. Self insertion refers to the viewer inserting himself in the art/green that they are viewing, which I already said before. The whole point of Anon is that he's as generic as possible, making it easier to self insert. I don't want to view porn of Dash and some other stallions, because I'm not a stallion, making it very hard to self insert. Also, some random stallion doesn't represent me (like Anon does), he represents himself, his own character, which I can't self insert as, because I'm not him. Anon is a very unique character, so it makes sense that it would be hard to understand. If I could look at art featuring Anon, or some random stallion, which one do you think is easier to self insert into?
>>27560197
Because reading green/viewing art is more stimulating then just using your imagination or something. Of course his personality isn't going to mirror yours perfectly, however, Anon is supposed to be extremely easy to self insert into. If your immersion can be ruined that easily, you need to work on your imagination.
>>27560281
Uh except that's wrong.
I've seen tons of stories where Anon just does the dumbest shit and it just fucking ruins any and all immersion. I can't imagine myself being a retard in Equestria doing the most stupidest of shit to solve a problem.
>>27559903
I read his unfinished applejack one. it's nothing but drool and globs of spunk.
>>27560197
To be fair, you can't do much with the characters and the story if the protagonist is bland. That's only good for one-shots and clop.
>why immerse yourself into Equesrtia using some shit some faggot wrote?
There are really good stories out there for whose sake you can easily ignore that the character isn't "insertable"kek. Very few, but they do exist. But I guess you have the option to just read something without becoming the protagonist.Daydreams and fantasies are the way to go. They let you be yourself.
>>27560298
Well no shit, some times the writer will make Anon do some "interesting" things in order to make the story a bit more interesting. How ever, thats only like 10% of Anon greens, just go look at all of our writefags pastebins. The Anons in their stories are very generic, and hardly do things like that.
>>27560317
>Daydreams and fantasies are the way to go. They let you be yourself.
This.
I made a thread on it >>27559599 I can vouch that fantasies like this pretty much nullify AiE. Atleast for me.
>>27560317
UT Amateur iris is a good example of this, the protagonist is an actual character, but it's still a very good fic, and is still pretty insert able, despite having actual characteristics.
>>27560350
Are you the garage daydreaming guy?
Don't mind me just throwing this herechinese people do their self insert media, but they know that not everyone will relate with the main char so they make it in a way that who watch also want to fuck the main char
