Foreign ponies edition
Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
Friendship is Magic #36 storytimed here!
>>25470067
Previous thread
>>25486362
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 522: What About Discord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Nov. 28: Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Nov. 28: Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
>rape
how would each character look at you after giving you a blowjob?
>sweetie belle sweetly smiling at you with a mouth full of your warm cum, it's shining wetly on her pretty little teeth, then she gulps it down proudly and opens her mouth to show you she swallowed it all, but a little is still dripping down the side of her mouth
gag the princess
>>25491924
>gummy staring blankly after you've pumped his cold toothless mouth full of your warm cum and sprayed it all over his eyes
>pinkie coming in and grabbing gummy and saying "ANON, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH GUMMY!?"
>"oh, were the two of you making frosting?" she licks all of your cum off his face and the inside of his mouth, it's kinda hot
>"mmm, this is some delicious frosting, anon! what's in it?"
>>25491964
What's she thinking of?
>>25491972
Butterflies
>>25491979
horrifying
>>25491972being surrounded by a forest of cocks
all different sizes, some little boydicks, some huge trunk-like mancocks
different shapes, some fat and thick and short, some long and skinny and floppy, some hard, some soft, some cut, some with long floppy foreskins, all different species too, the rounded helmet heads of human dicks, to the flared heads of horses, to the pointed red dicks of dogs, some impeccably clean, some of them a little musky and cheesy, all of them pointed at her, surrounding her, rubbing her face, gently prodding her mouth and her ass and her pussy as it begins to become wet and ooze a little of her warm silky feminine moisture
>>25491996
well
i mean who doesnt
>>25491969
>gilda's pretty feathered face and beak drizzled with hot spurts of your cum, some straight lines from right when you started to shoot hot jets while she preened the underside of your cockhead with her own uropygial oil, the slippery hot oil driving you to explode in a fountain of cum that just sprayed everywhere, you even got some on your own chest and face, it felt so fucking good and warm
>then hugging her big feathered body as the two of you drift off to sleep, both still covered in your cum
>you wake to her rubbing her lioness pussy against your already-hard dick, preparing to slide you in to her impossibly tight vagina
>>25491981
scaredy pones are really cute
>>25492017
Are you calling Dash a fraidy cat?
>>25492019
not really
she's been scared a few times in the show for very legitimate reasons, and I think that ponies look really cute when they're scared
cute in the "I wanna hug them and protect them and pap them and tell them that they're gonna be okay" sense, not the creepy "I wanna take advantage of pones" way
>>25491969
>Using Gummy as a living fleshlight
This is unf.
>>25492028but if the moment felt right and they were turned on and felt comfortable with you, you'd do sexy stuff with pone, right?
>>25492048you mean like roleplaying or something?
I remember reading a fic like that with Daisy in it
>>25492056no, i mean like taking your genitals and finding out all the different ways they fit together
>>25492073
fluttershy would be the best girlfriend ever
doesn't ever want to go out, perfectly happy to just stay inside on the couch and watch anime all day
>>25492075
>Okay Anon I'm going to bend your dick at an angle of 45 degrees and see how it fits in my ponut
>>25492088
i imagined it was DT saying this
and i liked it
i liked it a lot
Fallout Equestria sucks.
dash is just a girl who can't say no
>>25492112
Dash was a girl this whole time?
>>25492112
To trade agreements.
Seriously, 45 minutes into the round she had a trade agreement with every faction in her star system, looking at her home planet's gravity well was like looking at her mane in trade ship form.
>>25492111
and yet i'm still reading
>>25492135
Stop while you still can
>>25492135
I think it's a stupid setting for several reasons, but I mostly dislike it because I'm pretty sure Fallout 4/Fallout: Equestia killed those Equestria Divided threads, which I prefer as an edgy setting.
>>25492073
cutest and best horse
>>25492073
I wonder how the book club debate went after she left
>>25492148
I enjoy both, but if you're gonna argue it's dumb then equestria divided is probably an even more ridiculous setting
>>25492149
she looks so sexy
not lewd, just really sexy with an incredible body
>>25492156
Ridiculous, but at least the setting only cribbed a bit from Warhammer Fantasy/Warhammer 40k.
It may have some plot holes, but at least it's not a crossover setting like Fallout Equestria.
>>25492149
brushie brushie
>>25492171
eh, it doesn't bother me that much
The way I figure it if you're gonna try to justify or hold any of these things to a reasonable standard you're gonna have a bad time, you just have to kind of take them at face value or ignore them
>>25492176
I want to make a pony this happy
>>25492111
Past Sins sucks.
>poen psychose
doing cute stuff with your waifu
>>25492196
why pony is adorable
>>25492196
Anything I do with her is cute because SHE'S cute.
>>25492204
they release tons of pheropones into the air
>>25492196drawingyour waifu
>>25492171
>from Warhammer Fantasy/Warhammer 40k.
Wait, which one it is
>>25492210finals, man
>>25492221
they are the worst
when do they end in America anyway?
>>25491909
saddle frenchasia
>>25492217
Warhammer Fantasy and Warhammer 40k have differences in tone, factions, and tech.
For instance, a lot of the Moon and Star stuff is at least in part inspired by the Imperium of Man(down to having Inquisitors), while a faction like House Everfree is more reminiscent of Wood Elves from Fantasy.
>>25492228
never
>Do you like our eyes, Anon?
>>25492235
I'm sure Twilight would be happy with that
freakin' eggheads
>>25492240
god I love purple
>>25492175
>excited/happy Fluttershy
makes life worth living
>>25492238
>brain encountered a critical error
>rebooting
>[----------/....]
>remaining: 56 minutes 23 seconds
>>25492262
>Darling, you should really try out these eyes!
>They're simply divine!
>>25492208
a-are those dangerous
pickle plan
>>25492265
This is like 50% creepy and 50% unf because I like assimilation.
>>25492293
>Gosh Anon, I sure do love these twinkle-eyes!
>Why don't you you try them out?
>>25492278
I would eat pickles with Peppy Pon
>>25492278
What happened to JJ? Did he stop drawing or just dropped pony?
>>25492307
>12 feet away
In all honesty, I do like Twinkle-Eyed Ponies.
Better than Crystal Ponies, who look boring. Twinkle-Eyed ponies have an alluring creepiness.
>>25492307
If it wasn't for the fact that I'm exactly 6 feet tall, your barbaric system would've be even more incomprehensible to me
God bless the USA.
>>25492278
>you will never pork the ponk with your prickly pickle
>>25492312
I'd pony that Luna
>>25492322
>you will never pierce the penk with your ponky puckle
>>25492310
derpiboo.ru/1019335
derpiboo.ru/1019775
derpiboo.ru/1020004
>Hey there, Anon!
>Like my hair?
>>25492324
Lips on ponies creep me out
>>25492353
Get on my level
>>25492353
why would they creep you out?
they're probably really really soft
>>25492366
completely_erect.png
>>25492333
>oh shit forced lesbian
>it was just one picture
>>25492324
why would you pony such an ugly pony
>>25492377
>calling Luna an ugly pony
Kiss the unicorn
KISS HER NOW
>>25492359
god damn it giger
stop making me want to fuck murderous aliens
SHOW ME THE MEANING OF BEING PONY
IS THIS THE FEELING I NEED TO TROT WITH
>>25492379
she's almost as ugly as her sister
let's get some rousing conversation going
How many child Draconequuses in your life can you handle?
>>25492450
I want to dance with that pony
There's an episode tomorrow, why aren't you sleeping?
>>25492465
What was this episode gonna be about now again?
>>25492412
being pretty
Filly did a synchronized pony dance
>>25492492
pony stuff
"You said books twice."
Which country would you country?
>>25492538
The German con mascot
What's up with Americans and feuds?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feud
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_feuds_in_the_United_States
Which part of Equestria do you want to see featured next?
>>25492589
we love any excuse to use guns
>>25492596
The Zebra homeland
>>25492538
Italy, all day long
>>25492596
Zebra Homeland or Hollow Shades.
is this a good size for ponies
>>25492616
sure
>>25492496
>rarity will never wahaha again
>>25492616
Maybe
>>25492608
>>25492615
Love them zebras?
>>25492629
>>25492626
>sweetie will never squeak again
>>25492629
let's have some fun
where are the fillies
>>25492616
a little smaller is good for ponies too
I wonder why Applejack wanted to be a lion
>>25492644
>where are the fillies
They called a few minutes ago, they said they were arrested when they tried to organize the coke
>>25492644
>>25492662
I'm surprised there aren't more costume of quadrepeds that bipeds like us look rediculous in.
Ponies were made to wear dog and lion costumes
>let us in, Anon
>>25492412
Big Mac should leave those Ponytones losers and start a proper boy band
>>25492629
yeah, but I have to write an assessment paper for my english class
looks like I won't get to party
>>25492629
>>25492689
>>25492629
anyone have the version that has a pony plush?
>>25492662
so she can play hunter and prey with fluttershy
>>25492697
>Generously butter PRINCESS LUNA'S GLORIOUS GRILLED ASS
Don't mind if I do.
>>25492637
I really like this pic. Very mystical vibe.
Team upwith the pony.
>>25492724
That ass doesn't look so grilled.
>>25492738
How can she grill it?
>>25492730Fuckthe pony
>>25492730
But pony can't wear power armor
>>25492661
forgot pic
>>25492757
one step ahead of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFBMxA8yS8A
>>25492784
Can't you wait like the rest of us?
It's not even 24h, man.
>>25492784
oh hey it's the teaser for tomorrow
>>25492784
Holy shit
>>25492784
This is probably going to be a mediocre episode with a boring plot, but people will like it for the waifu
>>25492827
>but people will like it for the semen demon
fixed that for you
>>25492796
Nope it's much better to watch 1/18th of what you'll see tomorrow, with much less context
>>25492777
Is she okay? Do we have to save Dash from Mars
>>25492834
>Applejack will try and ruin this lady's career, and make her stay a hick
>We're supposed to root for Applejack
>>25492777
full where?
>>25492847
muh apples
>>25492850
I'll make another pic for that
>>25492836
oh don't worry about her she's doing just fine
>>25492862
>I'll make another pic for that
>>25492921
>>25492921
I need one with Fluttershy's glorious hair.
Will the finale be good or bad?
>>25492977
yes
>going out of town for a while
>won't be able to watch the next few episodes until january
How much you wanna bet the manager is a one-dimensional character we're supposed to hate?
i'm so fucking hyped for the 2017 pony movie
any predictions?
i bet it will haveponies
being
cute
>>25492827
I already like that character. She's 'stylized' enough that you don't even need a background to make it work, I think I'm actually gonna draw something for once
>>25492995
APPUL CAN DO NO WRONG
RAYSTHIS BARN
YEEHAW
FAMLEE VALUES
>>25492992
good luck senpai
>>25493012
maybe there will becute dragons
>>25492992
RIP Anon
>>25491969
uh oh, does pinkie want some frosting too?
I wonder how she would look after she pigs out on it?
>>25493027
>maybe there will be cute dragons
no, just spike
This is probably going to focus more on the guest star pony and/or the CMCs than Applejack.
OH, I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEPONY
I WANNA FEEL THEHEATWITH SOMEPONY
YEAH, I WANNA DANCE WITH SOMEPONY
WITH SOMEPONY WHO LOVES ME
>>25493048
>Applejack isn't even the main character of her own episodes
>>25493045
Then I guess it will at least havecute fillies.
>>25493021
yeehaw
>>25493077
AJ has only had two episodes centered on her this season, and one of them was her co-starring with Rarity. And the guest star will steal the show in this one. She just can’t win, can she?
>>25493021
I bet you can't even raise a barn.
remember to keep your waifu fresh and clean
>>25493077
I'm happy that structural functionalist pony is not in the limelight
>>25493102
Rainbow's mane is all muddy-looking.
>>25493111
She had her head up her ass again.
>>25493111
that's why she's taking a bath, silly
>>25492968
>human hair
Bruh
>>25493079
Looks like Rarity designed her dress because that thing is horrible.
>>25493132
how fucking dare you
help help does a store like kirkland signature involve standing up all day trying to sell
how often can an employee sit down
So, AJ has been demoted to supporting character this season?
>>25493140
Kirkland signature has a store? I thought they just went through Costco as a generic brand.
Pretty sure they stand all day though, it's pretty rare to find a sitting service job in america.
>>25493145
Hearthbreakers was an AJ episode with Pinkie as support
>>25493145
>this season
>>25493158
It was also a shit episode.
>>25493152
>pretty rare to find a sitting service job in america.
This. On breaks maybe
>>25493164
It was a welcome reprise from the flandarizing disaster that was Where She Knows
>>25493111
She became a brunette
>>25493152
I think I meant Kirkland's
it looks like home decor stuff, signs for black friday holiday deals and everything, can't speak if they just rebrand
>>25493169
fuggggg
Im gonna die a NEET
Patreon here I come
>>25493077
>>25493164
False
Fucking Rainbow Dash
why do they have stubble
>>25493215
BECAUSE BACKSTREET'S BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_kAh91QamA
>>25493224
ALRIGHT
DUN DUNDUNDUN DUN DUN
DUN
DUN DUN
What do you think of the comic Dash Academy?
>>25493263
did they have gay sex in it yet
>>25493215
Ponies are hairless.
Their "Coats" are nothing but vinyl.
Ponies all smell like that chemical smell on those Funco toys.
>>25493206
>>25493263
It's really cute. Initially I was hoping it would go for some Flutterdash, but I also like it the way it is now.
>>25493281
then stubble is actually just painted on
>>25493289
They shave with acetone.
>>25493285
why does fluttershy make such a perfect submissive femme lesbian
>>25493263
I liked it back then because it was radically different from the lot but good.
But then it got too far into the territory that never did it for me with drunk sex, heavy-handed lesbianism and that's simply too far away for me.
So I stopped following it.
>>25493310
every girl just wants to sit on her face and have her lick their pussies
>>25493129
>human hair
uh
no
>>25493407
Derpy's Theme Song, go!
>>25493420
What's Derpy's Theme Song?
I love this unicorn.
>>25493340
I want to be Dash's personal Fluttercouch
>>25493243
>>25493422
What's a Derpy?
>>25493470
A waifu
>>25493449
gross then her butt would be touching you all the time
>>25493478
sounds nice
>>25493470
Remember Muffins from S5 E9?
>>25493448
fuckl that would be soi awsome
>>25493503
Ponies poop from there you know.
>>25493537
I bet they do
>>25493534
Did you have a stroke?
I want togo on a picnic with my waifu and children
>>25493215
I don't know but it never ceases to look terrible on ponies
>>25493503
>>25493541
oh my god why is the quiet yellow girl so cute
>>25493575
Facehair season. Get the fuck used to it
>>25493589
ponies with hideous facial hair predate this season by years
>>25493579
She just is, anon
would you a noirity
>>25493609
I'd a Rarity no matter.
>>25493605
her eyes are so pretty
such a pretty shade of blue-green
also her mane
>>25493609
Until the whole screen is white
>>25493373
Uh yeah
>>25493624
Better not keep her waiting!
Breeding with your waifu
>>25493599
But it has a prevalence in this season
>>25493507
>>25493647
that fucking face
>>25493650
Sowing seeds in her fertile fields.
i want to do foot fetish domination stuff with detective rarity
is this a normal want
>Saying Derpy is an ugly pony.
>>25493678
>like...literally?
>>25493589
I shaved today
I forgot how silky smooth shaving is when you have long face hair, I just move hair off my face
then I got to my neckbeard and reminded myself why I stopped shaving and my aftershave lotion
>>25493609
I'd a black pantsity
>>25493701
Of course!
Now face down ass up, Applejack.
>>25493696
>not wanting pantyhose husk suffocation and bondage facesitting
normies get out
>>25493721
>>25493732
>pantyhose
Are you into old ladies?
>>25493703
those are the plumpest labia i have ever seen
>>25493760
>Not being into the Mayor.
>>25493760
>wanting some inexperienced young mare
>not a knowledgeable and confident lady
i would like mayor mare, celestia, miss harshwhinny, and rarity to all put on pantyhose and rub their feet on my face while i masturbate
