Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
For all of Twilight Sparkle's magical skill, the friendship problems the map has called her into have ended up severely curtailing the use of spells and the like. In the end, her magical strength was useful to interrupt an escalation of violence and create a more subdued audience, but even there she didn't accomplish anything alone. To contrast, she may well have recovered the Idol of Boreas without serious obstacles or fixed up the park and stage in Manehattan in a jiffy, but that would have ruined a swift resolution to the underlying issues. And Twilight's still not quite at the mindset of fixing those foundations first - she often goes to treat the symptoms first, especially when prior research is stymied.
She's the princess of friendship, so it should work. Like a fix everything spell.Twilight's standards and expectations for herself are higher than any other pony's, even if she attributes it to not failing Princess Celestia.
>>25466047
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 522: What About Discord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
Why aren't you going to bed?
Your mare is waiting for you.
I like how you didn't link the disappointing comic this time around
Ponies are starved for affection
>>25471441
It's okay anon, here it is!
>>25470067
Worst page in the comic.
>>25471453
I knew I was forgetting something!
>>25471430
So, this episode was based on a little known family squabble between some backwoods Americans?
No wonder the families sounded so, delightfully American.
JUST
>>25471463
It's an American show produced in America for American markets
>>25471463
>hyuck, they was mericans?
What gave them away, the cowboy hats? The overall hillybilly appearance?
>Don't you like our eyes, Anon?
>>25471472
Cut that out
>>25471472
They are really Facetnating.
>>25471474
>I think you should get twinkle-eyes too, Anon!
>Gosh, doesn't that sound nice?
>>25471479
boooooooooooooooooooo
>>25471480
>>25471472
Goddamn ponies keep raiding my stash.
>>25471467
I still don't get it, the idea seems sloppy.
If they wanted fueding families they could have had something a little more cultured and used Romeo and Juliet.
>>25471491
You keep a stash of magic gems you can use as eyes?
>>25471463
>little known
I mean
It's influenced media for well over a century now
but I guess
like shakespeare is a little known author
>>25471505
>It's influenced media for well over a century now
American media influences literally nothing but America.
>>25471515
American spotted.
>>25471515
>American media influences literally nothing but America.
I wish.
>>25471516
>[Harbor enriched tea intensifies]
>>25471461
To be fair I usually give you a week's warning for new comics to put into future OPs and forgot this time around.
>>25471501
No, shrooms.
>>25471498
You mean boring shit that's been trotted out like a million times by popular media in such a poor way that it makes kids dumber?
>>25471555
What aprettyprincess
Foals
>Oh darling, these eyes are just gorgeous!
>You should really give them a try!
>>25471472
>>25471480
>>25471501
>>25471567
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Brenda Crichlow has been confirmed to no longer be working for DHX Studio.
>Along with John DeLancie.
>>25471568
stop yelling
that's how they track you
it's not like they can see
>>25471568
You don't like Twinkle-eyes?
>>25471571
Sauce
>>25471574
>Can't see what, pardner?
Morning in MLPG shimmers~
>>25471571
...what? Besides no source that I can see, neither one of them work for DHX Studio. They're voice actors.
>>25471583
GET THE FUCK BACK INSIDE!
>>25471416
>And Twilight's still not quite at the mindset of fixing those foundations first
To be fair, neither were the others. The solution was always discovered by accident after they failed fixing what they thought was the actual problem.
>>25471583
>"Morning in mlpg shiiines~- Ooh! Oh, well good morning, Mr. Be- OW!"
>"Maybe I'll finish the song insi-, OUCH, MOTHERFUCK-, goddamn fucking window! CLOSE!"
>'Twiiilight' Spike yawns
>'Whats up with all the-, TWILIGHT?!'
>"NO, NO, NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!!"
>>25471586
>>25471593
oh whyyyyyyyyyy
>>25471571
>>25471576
>>25471584
The faggot may be lying about one thing but Brenda Crichlow has said on a podcast that her carrier voicing a zebra ended awhile ago andit hurt her to have o do it.
>>25471596
F
Where were you when Zecora was kill
>>25471596
which one
>>25471596
>no more Zecora
>>25471596
What podcast
Four years ago today I watched my first episode of pony. Hard believe how fast that time has gone by.
Given the chance, I'd do it all again.
>>25471596
So, what does this mean?
Zecora will no longer appear?
Season 6 is the last season and they already recorded all her lines?
Or will Zecora simply be voiced by another person?
>>25471605
Good, fuck that lazy, PC Magical Zigger
If you're going to have a token, make it like Sapphire Shores
>>25471619
What
>>25471622
The idea and execution of Zecora was not good.
I won't miss her.
>>25471627
Well, your opinion is trash
>>25471632
>liking token characters with no depth
No, it's you who's trash.
oh wow nicole oliver quit hasbro too
>>25471634
Not everything is a "token character"
>>25471618
>So, what does this mean?
We will see Zecora for a few more episodes, she mentions that she was given the pink slip a while ago so Zecora might sound a little "sadder".
>Zecora will no longer appear?
No, the physical character will be around, just will no longer be voiced.
So whats is new today?
>>25471637
DON'T JOKE LIKE THAT, FAGGOT
>>25471651
Hasbro fired Zecora.
>>25471651
Tiny multicolour horses
>>25471596
>no source
That also seems a bit too important to not have been mentioned a dozen times in this fandom already.
>>25471648
>the pink slip
The only one that has any power to let her go from a job is whatever union/agency she's with. Studio DHX could make the move not to recommission her and write out her characters, but they would not have been employing her.
Voice actors are paid to come in for sessions, record, and they're pretty much done for that specific gig until the next time.
>>25471659
It's a pretty obscure podcast you wouldn't have heard of it.
MLPG... I think we are in the presence of amasterbaiter.
>>25471674
It was a well done bait, on first glance it looked reasonable enough to be true
>>25471651
Draw Zecora getting gangbanged by big diamond dog cock in remembrance
>>25471679
Next time I will create and purchase a podcast and voice actors for it so I will have credible links.
>>25471684
Draw MareAnon and Zecora getting fucked by two diamond dogs while kissing in the center.
>>25471589
they still needed help for what they thought they were fixing and it brought others in on it
twilight could've teleported/levitated the idol up and done the work of 20 applejacks in repairing that park, but then the kind of communal bonding that came about in the absence of an external "solution"
like griffonstone is still idol-less and run down, but there is seeds of friendship to bring them together despite that
and the park still needed a lot of work, but the manehattanites could all see they could pitch in and do something, to help
>knotfags
pony wants to be the sunshine in your universe
Hey guys I heard this podcast recently where Nicole Oliver said that she wasn't voice acting anymore after she got killed in a car crash.
I won't link the podcast but believe me I'm telling the truth. It's just so sad that Luna and Trixie won't have any speaking roles in the show anymore.
>>25471697
When you think about it, the main six are pretty much just glorified cheerleaders
Which, then again, in a society like Equestria, might be a bigger deal than it seems
>>25471703
Thanks, asshole, you know he wrote that song about his dead son? Feel good about yourself now, chief?
>>25471699
>Not wanting to be held by a diamond dog like a fucktoy while he knots inside you.
>>25471705
Dude, he already admitted to the ruse he was cruising.
You, doing this right now.
You are the dad joke of the thread right now.
>>25471712
pony doesn't understand
are you going to help pony become grossly incandescent or what
>>25471697
I mostly just wanted to point out that Twilight isn't the only one who isn't in the right mindset, none of them really have been. Its just that the others failed with their initial solutions while Twilight could have easily done them.
>>25471714
unf
The ruse cruise did remind me of something
Brenda Crichlow voiced Amethyst Star in Slice of Life
But she had like a line or two before she fucked off for the rest of the episode (probably because Brenda also voiced Matilda)
When will we get more Amethyst Star
>>25471746
>Amethyst Star
Isn't she the one who Dash pissed off trying to open a jar of peanut butter for
>>25471714
Is Pinkie Pie okay?
>The end of S5 ends with Starlight Glimmer cowering before the might of the princesses.
>It ends with Twiliight sparing her, as long as she becomes her student.
>We get a sappy fucking picture and year hiatus.
Whelp.
At least the tree castle survives.
>>25471748
yes
>>25471748
Yes sir.
Ponies are known to congregate together for warmth at night. If you see a pony sleeping alone it is perfectly OK to relocate them to other ponies so they wont freeze.
>>25471754
I don't think it'll be a year. Maybe 10-11 months with a Equestria Girls release of some sort in the middle.
>>25471759
>Be me a few moons ago.
>Find a pony in a field, felt like it ws freezing to death.
>Sneak into the nearest village and plop it in the warmest bundle of ponies I could find.
>Had to kick down several doors.
>Placed the pony down and it melted.
>mfw I just killed another Windego.
>>25471760
What is this horror
>>25471778
look at her go
>>25471760
I want to cum inside Rainbag Dash
>>25471778
What's Pinkie's mom doing in the background
>working at a rock farm
>A ROCK FARM
Pfff
>>25471778
>You are now aware that the face looks like it has elephant tusks.
Wait, so that means Trixie interacted with Limestone and Marble Pie right?
>>25471795
I can't remember. In the little flashback bubble thing did it specify the Pie Rock Farm? Or was it just a generic rock farm?
>>25471795
They probably hated each other.
>>25471795
Yes.
And this means Limestone probably beat the piss out of Trixie at some point.
And they then had to share a bed later that night.
>>25471797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwoWdHV_Pz0
Igneus is there.
>>25471760
>tfw I fucked a rolled up sleeping bag back when I first discovered orgasms
oh my
https://e621.net/post/show/638022/2015-anal-anal_penetration-animal_genitalia-balls-
>>25471795
>Trixie crossing Limestone because of her petty pride.
>Realizing far too late that is not wise to pick a fight with an Earth Pony, who runs a rock farm.
>Realize you have to share a bed with the same pony who beat you to an inch of your life with her sister.
>Too terrified to take any of the sheets.
Limestone Pie beating youoff every night whether you like it or not
>>25471820
>eat you to an inch of your life with her sister.
I'm imagining Limestone just picking up Marble and using her limp, unconscious body as a club
>>25471827
Marble would probably just take it to.
>>25471820
Trixie would have her revenge, by slightly re-arranging everything Limestone owns by a few inches.
And then she'd look smugly at her for a week.
https://derpicdn.net/img/2015/11/17/1024958/large.png
HOLY HELL
>>25471831
Or putting her panties inside of Limestones pillow covers, while imagining that the Earth Pony was actually Twilight huffing her musk?
>>25471840
What the fuck is that
>>25471840
This is what happens you when let Trixie Horn-vore Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Shining Armor.
>>25471849
>badum will never draw cock vore
why live?
>>25471840
I AM COMPLETE!
>FEAR ME
>>25471853
Horn vore is superior.
https://derpibooru.org/996454?scope=scpeb5a2b2af08b986148b2dfe7f9528db1c4c03c1fb
>>25471862
>"Reminds me of that Steppenwolf song, man."
>>25471860
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>25471778
Best I got.
https://gifsound.com/?gif=https://i.4cdn.org/mlp/1447836754272.gif&v=Lrle0x_DHBM
>>25471866
For some reason these pictures generally don't do much for me, but the one where Trixie is stealing Twilight's highlights is hot as fuck
>>25471883
https://gifsound.com/?gif=https://i.4cdn.org/mlp/1447836754272.gif&v=8iLCKBYSeOs&s=30
>>25471840
Holy hellUnf as fuck
>>25471840
>She will never vore me with her tail while stuffing her snakepony eggs down my throat
>She will never watch me be slowly turned into a snakepony while forcing me to suck her horse cock while fucking me with her tentacles
>rarity will never give you a coconut oil hand job
>>25471888
This one?
https://derpibooru.org/566056?scope=scpe9655cd97320c0b1b46918bbe165cf1b8249e7c8c
Artist still needs to make a Luna one.
>>25471923
Wait
EqG Rarity handjob or Pony Rarity hoofjob?
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>25471923
>>rarity will never give you a coconut oil hand job
>>hand job
Thank fucking god.
>>25471778
they look like the cows from that creepy cow cow cow youtube video.
>>25471802
>Limestone probably beat the piss out of Trixie
A mud pony getting the best of Trixie? Even in Boast Busters, she was able to take out AJ with her own lasso and Rainbow Dash with her own rainbow.
Marble Pie wouldn't stand a chance. She'd be levitated upside down until she cooled off.
Besides, Trixie was probably too busy planning revenge to mess with Holder's Boulder.
>>25471936
Why not both at the same time? Giving each other encouragement and tips?
>>25471957
If Trixie did shit to any of the Pie family then she'd be fired on the spot. All that magic means nothing if she'll get punished for using it.
>>25471966
>If Trixie did shit to any of the Pie family then she'd be fired on the spot.
Exactly.
But vice versa. Limestone didn't even take a swing at AJ for knocking Holder's Boulder off the cliff. Trixie would have been too busy doing what she's told to start any trouble, too.
But in the unlikely event there was a fight, the sociopath who traveled around Equestria picking fights would not be bested by a Pie. Not even Maude.
>>25471778
https://gifsound.com/?gif=https://i.4cdn.org/mlp/1447836754272.gif&v=GDpmVUEjagg&s=50
>>25471791
That's what she's chipping off, dork
YOU FACE JARRAXUS
YOU FACE JARRACUS
EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION!
Reminder that everyone hates /mlp/ and /mlp/ hates every single one of you.
You are the absolute shit-tier bottom of the totem pole waste of life that everyone agrees that you are, and the sooner you order a helium tank from Amazon the sooner that existence itself will be marginally improved by your ceasing to be alive.
>>25471778
https://gifsound.com/?gif=https://i.4cdn.org/mlp/1447836754272.gif&v=kobx8cZFn00&s=16
>Limestone/Trixie tsundere shipping
I... I never thought this is something I'd want.
Especially if Limestone is super aggressive and pervy…
I just realized that the only reason why Chrysalis would have such a hardon for humiliating Twilight would be because of her actions thwarting her in the comics. Twilight accomplished basically nothing against Chrysalis in the show.
>>25472070
>>25472106
Kill yourself.
WAKE THE FUCK UP!
I'M BREAKING OUT OF HERE TONIGHT
>>25472127
YOU CANT MAKE ME
GoatmomGoatmomGoatmom
>>25472144
>>25472007
>hiatus begins in 10 days
How is MLPG going to survive the hiatus? I'm binging on G1
>>25472218
Other shows, tons of games, programming, math and working on making my own game.
>>25472222
Board traffic here is going to plummet
>>25472223
Thank god.
>>25472223
eeyup, that's bound to happen when you make an entire board for just one topic that only manifests itself in a cartoon show.
Does anyone know why they take such long hiatus's?
>>25472217
Don't hug me i'm scared.
>>25472236
>hiatus's
hiatuses
>>25472218
Work, video games with friends, and depression.
>>25472239
hiatusususususus
>>25472218
Drawing and music, I guess
I don't think we're going to survive a whole year without new content in this condition.
If the thread is still here by the end it's going to be nothing but shitposting.
>>25472250
People have been saying this since the S2-S3 hiatus, probably even earlier, and we're still here
>>25472218
>How is MLPG going to survive the hiatus?
I might drop horse this time. It's been five years and I've stopped really caring about the episodes anymore.
I'll just keep jerking off to anthro hyper horsestuff and regular celestia.
>>25472250
>If the thread is still here by the end it's going to be nothing but shitposting.
It already is
>>25472250
That was literally the exact sentiment people had for the season 2,3 and 4 hiatus.
This thread will have it shitposts but it will never, ever be as bad as AGDG.
And this is coming from someone who use to shit up the threads when it was still on /v/.
>>25472253
yeah but the last hiatus was already fucking awful an it was only 9 months or something.
>>25472258
there's a lot of shitposting but some people still like to talk about cute ponies
I'm afraid we're going to lose the last of those people and only people like >>25472257 will be left
>>25472268
What
That guyy literally said he was leaving
We'll be stuck with OK people
MLPG I feel sick
pls post best horse
Less discussing impending doom.
More discussing cute foals.
>>25472276
I didn't mean him in particular, just the ones like him
you know, people who don't watch or care about the show and only want to post about transformation into hyper anthro futas
>>25472290
If you feel sick maybe you should see a medical pony
>>25472311
>look at Twilight's latest friendship lesson
>she's grown wings and gained height
oh god
>>25472290
>>25472308
its just pukey and achey
I think I'll be fine with soup and rest
>error: this pass is in use by another IP
>have to use captchas
>solve 5 image captchas, clicking submit just brings up another
>eventually get a copy-paste captcha
>it's broken and there's no submit button
of all the things hiroshima could fix, he still hasn't fixed the most important one
how do people even put up with this?
>>25472334
>using passes
you got what you deserved, you wanker
>>25472351
Pony please.
Calm down.
>>25472351
Tell pony that she looks cute when she's mad
MareAnon being impregnated by Anon.
I liked the part in the latest comic where Twilight shot that fucker Radiant Hope.
>>25472398
Yeah, and the Umbra looked nice and creepy, too. My, Radium Dope is really, really stupid, even by pony standards.
I keep telling myself I've enjoyed cape comics that are dopier than the "Siege of the Crystal Empire" arc.
>>25472398
goddamn
look at that neck go
https://bad-dragon.com/fbd/sounds/compiled_old/no-cock-like-horse-cock.mp3
>>25471416
Twilight Sparkle will be no longer a princess in the future.
'CAUSE THERE IS
NO COCK
LIKE
HORSE COCK
mlpg.co/BigMac when
>>25471589
Off with her wings!
>>25472473
*season finale
>>25471754
Starlight Glimmer will not be a student. Twilight Sparkle will quit as princess in Season 6.
>>25471754
The tree castle will be destoryed next season.
>>25472474
she's just sleepy, anon
you know, the dedicated shitposter(s) in the thread really make me feel better about myself. No matter how low I get, I know there's always someone like him scraping, nay, DIGGING the ground under the bottom of the barrel.
>>25472398
Twilicorn is still racist!
>>25472268
MLPG is never gonna survive another yearlong hiatus. We've been going downhill since S3. This year most of our artists have moved on or quit and Isaac is pretty much the only person holding this general together.
>>25472314
Twilight Sparkle will be shrink down the size like Rarity and remain as a unicorn for the rest of the series.
Hey, Twilicorn shitposter.
Could you please attach nice pictures of unicorn Twilight to your posts? It'd be easier to take that way.
>>25472502
there will be water if god wills it, anon. Doomsaying helps no one.
>>25472492
I'm pretty sure he's legitimately retarded
>>25472509
retarded people don't have the ability to do something this extensive. Autistic, probably.
>"Specifically, the observed X-ray polarization of a gravitationally microlensed quasar should vary rapidly with time if the gravitational Faraday effect indeed exists," he said. "Therefore, monitoring the X-ray polarization of a gravitationally lensed quasar over time could verify the time dependence and the existence of the gravitational Faraday effect."
>>25472518
I dont know what any of that means but it sounds awesome.
>>25472526
basically they're looking for a specific distortion made by a byproduct of a supermassive black hole to check if Einstein's theory of relativity is true.
Pony climbs into anon's pillowcase, carefully discarding the feathers out the apartment window and zipping it shut behind her as she hears footsteps and the jangling of keys.
Pony contains her squeal as Anon lays his head on her side, comments to himself about how warm his pillow is, and rapidly drifts off to sleep. Pony grins wickedly.
>Today is Occult Day
Necromancy falls under that realm for ponies, right?
>>25472531
The existence of a gravitational Faraday effect doesn't really have anything to do with relativity
>>25472543
>If detected, Chen's effect—a derivative of the gravitational Faraday effect—would provide strong evidence of the correctness of Einstein's general relativity theory in the "strong-field regime," or an environment in close proximity to a black hole.
weird, that's how I read the article.
http://phys.org/news/2015-11-proof-einstein-theory-relativity.html
>>25472492
YOU JUST
HAD TO SAY IT
>>25472535pony dies of lack of air
>Twilight goes to church with Fluttershy
>accidentally bring the Necronomicon
Guys I finally read the last three comics issues and the Sombra fiendship because everyone's saying they were grimdark edginess overload and holy shit did it deliver. It's amazingly dumb, I can't wait until the final issue comes out. Also Radiant Hope may be a twat but she is still a qt nonetheless, there needs to be more porn of her.
>>25472548
I mean, I could be wrong, I'm not really too well-versed in astronomy
But it seems like this is only relevant to extreme cases, like black holes
Even if this turns out to be false, relativity wouldn't be entirely discarded, since it's pretty much entirely correct in almost all cases
>>25472591
I don't know anything about astronomy myself, I just like to read stuff that sounds smart
>>25472580
what if they just shoot Sombra with a gun
>>25472537
Fairly certain it does, yeah
>>25471596
CAN FUCKING ANYBODY POST PROOF OF WHAT ZECORA'S VOICE ACTRESS SAID FFS!?!?!
>>25472621
Anon please, he already admitted that he was rusing everyone.
>>25472598
why didn't the eagles carry the ring to mount doom
Why are the mares superior to the stallions? A lot of the males in the show are either dumb or assholes.
Pony welcomes you to his castle.
time to stallionpost
>>25472688
Fancy Pants seems pretty cool
I CAN'T BELIEVE ZECORA IS FUCKING DEAD.
>>25472699
But the mares are shown as clearly superior.
>>25472703
before you start to spew abuse
remember that it is a ruse
the Anon never provided source
to confirm the loss of striped horse
based on an obscure podcast
Anon's ruse just couldn't last
>>25472711
They are definitely cuter
>>25472720
And smarter.
>>25472719
ZECORA FUCKING DIED
SHE'S DEAD
DEAD
>>25472730
Is this going to be this hiatuses' "Celestia has been written out of the show"?
>>25472697
I wanna choke on a dick drawn by braeburned
>>25472738
I'm sure there's a lot of people out there who are in the same boat as you
>>25472737
>hiatuses'
hiatus'
>>25472737
I'm still waiting for "Tara wanted too much money," myself.
>>25472748
He draws wicked good mareginas too.
https://derpicdn.net/img/2015/9/10/976705/large.jpg
>>25472756
hiatuseseseseses
The caribou will put the females in their place.
>>25472761
I agree
this one's my favourite
https://derpibooru.org/701581
>>25472756
"Hiatus" literally means "gape".
No, not the gape of a freshly plowed ponut, alas…
>Rarity secretly reads books aboutMares acting outside of their social class.
>>25471498
Romeo and Juliet leans more on the romance and tragedy side
>>25472787
