You know what to do....
>>25441890
>X in Equestria #0910290983
>you know what to do
Hide the thread?
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>Proposes marriage to Princess Celestia in order to "join our houses and unite our realms" despite not actually having any land or titles in Equestria
>Is granted a small apartment on the grounds of the Canterlot Palace where he gets drunk all day
>His great belly-shaking laughter reverberates through the courtyards, "OOOH HO HO"
>Drunkenly salutes every passing guard: "M'Pone, this is a peace that all true warriors strive for."
>Constantly stumbles into the throne room during moments of high dramatic tension to utter his catchphrase: "I wonder what's for dinner?"
>Cue laugh track/seinfeld outtro theme>Cries every night knowing he'll never see Zelda or his kingdom again
>>25442015M'Boy
>>25442015
Oh my god. Make this a longer green, I beg of you!
>>25442015
>King Harkinian mumbles a half hearted '..in the morning' as he cries himself to sleep
>>25441890
>mah boi
>>25441890
>Stop that Purple Smart from destroying the powers of chocolate milk?
>>25442015
>"I'm so sorry about this," Celestia says, approaching one of the apartments in the palace.
>"Sorry for what? He didn't seem that bad," Rainbow replies.
>Celestia shakes her head and sighs. "All he seems to do is wander around the palace grounds, drinking. At first I tolerated it, for he is a ruler without his kingdom to rule. Now though..."
>Rainbow stumbles, her hoof stepping on a used goblet.
>"Do you see what I mean?" Celestia asks.
>They approach the apartment and open it up. Inside there is used, dirty goblets everywhere. The room smells of alcohol. Clothes and food are littered about.
>Rainbow wrinkles her nose. "This place sure is a dump."
>"M'BOI," the King says from the ripped couch, waving at them, goblet in hand. The drink sloshes around, spilling onto his chest. "THIS PEACE IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR."
>Rainbow blinks, turning to Celestia. "Did he... did he just call me a colt?"
>>25443199
10/10
The King is based as fuck.
>>25441890
he decides to make a YTP, but the windows movie maker is shit, so he download sony vegas.
while waiting, he faps in youclop.com
whenn finished, this plays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9STiQ8cCIo0
>"this...is... EPIC!"
>"whoa!"
ponies start to gather to see the blinking house
equestria is under epicness
celestia is watching
>"...sony vegas keygen? *leaves telescope* this is illegal, you know?"
>>25443254
God damnit i haven't seen that shit in years, i actually remembered that a few days ago...
>>25443199
Lol M'BOI
>>25443199
Fuck it, let's see how long this holds mine and everyone's interest.
>Rainbow turns to Celestia but the alicorn is no longer there, the door just shutting behind her.
>"She so owes me for this..." Rainbow spits out through gritted teeth.
>The King is still on the couch and beckons Rainbow forth with a finger. "Come join your King, m'boi!"
>Rainbow flares her wings up, but proceeds anyway. "I'm not a colt!"
>The King takes a sip of his drink to consider this. "No."
>Rainbow lets out a relieved sigh. "Thank yo--"
>"You are a mighty warrior. Perhaps I should not call you m'boi anymore, but you shall always be m'boi to me."
>Rainbow ran a hoof down her face. "Let's get this over with... how did you end up here of all places?"
>The King took a thoughtful sip of his wine. He longer looked at Rainbow, his eyes becoming distant. "It all began when my ship sailed in the morning..."
>>25443508
Cue water ripple wipe into black and white flashback.
>>25444052
Biddly-boop! Biddly-boop! Biddly-boop!
