SEASON SIX CONTINUES TOMORROW (MAY 28) AT 8:30 A.M. PDT/11:30 A.M. EDT/3:30 P.M. GMT/UTC!
That's in around 11 hours!
609 - The Saddle Row Review
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is due out June 8th!
While things worked out the way they did mostly for the sake of the grand opening, it'd certainly make for quite the identity if Rarity For You kept the same verve for daily operations. Or at least some of that spirit - it's probably a bit much to have all that in the store at all times, especially when the upstairs club has its own clientele, but interplay between the two might well be healthy for both businesses.Maybe Coco can even have flyers for her plays!
It'd all come back to management, though - how does Rarity want her store run?
>>27478262
Previous thread.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
New Episode Preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfCnjm34siA
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Scandal at Rarity's dress shop. You'll never believe what this mare did in the dressing room.
[Click Here]
>>27483585
your opinion is terrible, and i'm glad you have no creative input on the show
Filly is doing the face again.
>>27483644
The coronation dresses were also ugly and I'm glad that you have terrible taste as it will probably hurt you at some point down the line.
>>27483615
Those ponies need to stop having fun while sweeping. That's not how sweeping works.
>>27483654
thanks for also admitting you don't even watch it, i didn't post any of the coronation dresses
>>27483623
![luna_confronts_celestia__coronation_dresses_ver___by_90sigma-d5y97d5[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Rz5WKZp.png "luna_confronts_celestia__coronation_dresses_ver___by_90sigma-d5y97d5[1].png")
>>27483672
I never said you did, you just refuse to believe that Celestia can be ugly.
>Literally dyewts
Nice to know you're uncreative too.
>>27483643
I CLICKED
>Hey anon.
>you think I could fit this fork down your piss hole?
>>27483716
Well I mean, have you ever seen a hotdog explode in the microwave?
>>27483686
you failed to communicate your point because your "logic" is broken
an ugly dress does not an ugly princess make
>>27483716
>befriend Celestia
>She always wants to stick things inside of you
>>27483643
You Won't Believe This One Crazy Trick To Become A Pony
Local mare invents new way to enlarge your butt. Plastic surgeons hate her!
>>27483769
Celestia is thousands of years old.
Her holes are all blown wide open.
Got a urethra like a fucking garden hose by this point.
What was last episode's lesson?
>>27483808
Yes you are, you adorable little thing.
>>27483808
And a yo quero taco bell to you too little filly.
>>27483814
You get assigned and entrusted with certain tasks because your friends think they can can be solved best doing it YOUR way, not THEIR way.
>>27483814
I'm not quite sure I can put it into words very well
basically that your friends like you for the way you do things, and that you shouldn't try to do what you think they would want instead?
>>27483814
drugs are cool
>>27483814
Play to your strengths, if you want a problem solved solve it don't worry about how it gets done.
>>27483874
ISOLATED
ALONE, APART
>>27483874
druggies are idiots
it's unfortunate that people like this pony so much since there's nothing to her other than that she represents drugs
she was flat-faced at best in basically all her scenes, if not outright sad
basically a new vinyl scratch
>>27483874
This pony looks very naked compared to the other ponies.
>>27483807
>jerk off Celestia's huge floppy princess cock
>cum just runs disappointingly out of her blown out urethra
>"press your thumb over the tip so it sprays out, that's way more satisfying"
>>27483779
>>27483791
tell me more
>>27484000
using magic must feel so good.
the body expending energy always feels good
and the body expelling any substance feels good such as taking a good shit/piss/orgasm.
>>27484019
>>27484019
why would he draw an angry rarity face
>>27483643
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/6/25/20578.png
>>27484029
Well to be fair her eyes are like 60% of her body, I couldn't not hit it if I was hitting her.
>>27483972
>>27484042
It was better when the Simpsons did it.
>>27484038
You don't want to pound Rarity while she scowls at you?
Great, now I can't stop thinking about futa Celestia dominating me because playing with her loose holes is no fun for her anymore
>>27484075
great thanks for sharing now how about you kill yourself
Please do not attempt to run from the ponies.
Some of them have wings and fly very fast.
ARE YOU READY FOR APPLES
>>27484088
CHECK APPLE INVENTORY
>>27484088
If by apples you mean another disappointing episode where Applejack is very boring and/or stupid/stubborn for no real reason.
>>27484088
when was the last applejack episode?
>>27484081
Maybe later
>>27484097
when was the last bad applejack episode?
>>27484091
>>27484088
Always.
>>27484097
Rara.
>>27484157
Can't sleep
>>27483972
>>27484157
It's only 10, lay off.
>>27484171
>usually proportionate
>but what if it wasn't
>proceeds to describe every "proportionate" hyper scenario ever
boi
>>27484088
My asshole is lubed and gaping for her apple-insertion.
>>27484162
>>27484157
>>27484244
Please end this suffering
>>27484162
Are you worried pony will eat you?
I bet Princess Luna is very motherly. That's why she's in foals' dream all the time.
>>27484324
Celestia isn't even motherly
>>27484337
That's what I've been saying for months! But no one will listen!
Is it time?
>>27484324
>>27484337
Maybe they should have a mom competition with Anon as the judge.
eat the filly
>>27484365
I'm going to vote for Cadance
>>27484365
I can't read this post without massive eyebrow movement.
>>27484373
>>27484365
You mean a Mom-Off?
>>27484373
>Anon gets pampered by princesses that want to prove they are the most motherly
>they do things like reading bedtime stories, tuck him in, and other mom stuff
>Anon loves every second of it
>>27484380
>Anon's going to get all the moms off.
>>27484380
Why is everything in that show so fucking cute?
>>27484389
Until he faces his greatest challengeSpoiled Rich
Is motherless dead?
>>27484406
>>27484479
Nice
>>27484479
this guy can't draw a face to save his life.
>>27484479
Source please
>>27484479
I don't care what anyone says. She's one of the hottest ponies in the show.
>>27484488
It's LMJ
>>27484479
unf
>>27484479
Hot.
>>27484503
I want to do things to this mare.
I want this mare to do things to me.
Goodnight, MLPG.
I hope we get more Apple pouts. They're the best.
Please let my waifu episode not have her being stupid to make there be a plot. :c
Oh man I forgot today was episode day.
>>27484534
>Luna's evil tulpa
>>27484571
Has there been one of those involving AJ? Most of the episodes where she had to learn something were because of her own established believable faults, like pride or being afraid of disappointing loved ones.Fuck, she hits me too hard where it hurts.
Fluttershy's fetish is being a good girlfriend that loves on her man while he uses her any way he wants.
>>27484586
>Fuck, she hits me too hard where it hurts.
Anon, abuse is not okay.
You need to go see something, tell someone that could help you. Go to Twilight. Go to the mayor. To the authorities.
>>27484598
Fluttershy has good taste.
>>27484598
Who would even date Fluttershy
>>27484608
Hi.
>>27484608
Yo.
>>27484586
>like pride or being afraid of disappointing loved onesGET OVER YOUR FEAR OF FAILURE
>>27484604
>ywn be in an abusive relationship with a cute pony
>Her "punches" don't hurt and her insults are very tame so it's just cute
>>27484618
>>27484612
Well that's nice of you.
OR IT WOULD BE IF SHE WAS REALI wish she was real. If she was real that means all of them would be real ;_;
>>27484627
So real they'dturn you down and ignore you.So real.
>>27484612
>>27484618
Gross
>>27484632
There has to be at least one pony that would be desperate enough to date me.
>>27484635
Just means less competition.
>>27484604
Not physically.
>>27484623
>GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF FAILURE
I don't fear it. I embrace it because it is my destiny.
>>27484643
Well, there's alwaysTwist
>>27484658
Jokes on you I think Twist is a qt
>applejack ep
sweet i can sleep in and not miss anything good, lets be honest here there has been too many good episodes in a row so we are due for a huge stinker right now
here is what everyones opinion of the episode will be tomorrow
>the story was dumb and rushed with a bullshit resolution but there was a ton of super cute ponies 10/10
Tree Hugger's got a lean, muscular, quinoa-fed butt.
>>27484625
Except the part where even a pony like Rarity has enough strength to carry a huge boulder 3-4 times her size.
Meanwhile the strongest humans struggle to just lift rocks like this.
Pony punches are dangerous.
Will Rainbow Dash do the cute thing today?
>>27484699
Everything in equestria is made of cardboard or marshmallow so the ponies don't get hurt. You'd tear through shit as a normal human.
>>27484699
>High five with Fluttershy
>she dislocates your shoulder
>>27484707
Hot take: She won't have a single line.
>>27484693
Get your shit taste away from me
>>27484711
>Pinkie hugs you
>Trauma ward
>>27484713
But she has a girlfriend
>>27484715
Best horse hardly gets the appreciation she deserves. It's typical.
>>27484693
>there has been too many good episodes in a row
You consider 2 great episodes "too many"?
>>27484722
lesbianism is illegal in equestria
>>27484737
Only until a mare has her 3rd foal.
>>27484737
Your face is illegal in Equestria
>>27484693
I'm at a convention, so I'll probably miss it live regardless.
Maybe I'll be able to find some nice pony art to buy though. Agnes and Andy are there from the comics and both of them draw ponies I like.
>>27484737
Not with the female to male ratio they have.
>>27484725
its how all tv shows spread out their quality
there has NEVER been 3 good episodes in a row in any tv show in existance
>>27484737
Not since Twilight legalized it
>>27484744
I could see gay relationships banned, at least until a stallion hits a certain age.
But you'd need to allow lesbian relationships or else you'd end up with thousands of single mares who'll never find a partner.
>>27484745
>what is twin peaks season 1or at least that's what I hear people say about it
get your sjw shit out of here
>>27484746
>intertwined tails
>without protection
Princess of friendship? More like princess of degenerates.
Pony just beefed.
>>27484744
That just makes Polynesian legal.
>>27484746
>its canon that cutiemarks are a sensitive area
unf
>>27484785
>>27484785
>muscular mare mud or oil wrestling on the show
i need it
filly exclaims that she's the wizz and nobody beats her
>>27484799
>Big, strong German mares coated in oil wrestling for dominance.
I love when she lays down all horse-like. She's the horsiest horse.
>>27484827
She is a horse of course of course.
>>27484799
Hey there, cutie. Wanna make 10/10 foals with me?
>>27484864
H-he big
>>27484790
what? bullshit
what is the newest fandom that is growing fast right now?
SU? pokemon? it cant be zootopia that has to be dying out right.
>>27484897
Undertale, capeshit
>>27484900
>Undertale
Hasn't that reached saturation and is already dying again months ago?
Pony's fear squeals magnify in frequency, pitch, and amplitude as you saunter closer. The pony runs to each wall of the cul-de-sac it finds itself in, and sees no routes of escape.
In one final, last-ditch effort, the pony flops over onto its back, lies still for about a second, and then begins shrieking and flailing its legs.
>>27484930
I wouldn't say months ago. Like, a month or so.
Anon pauses, calculates, and deftly hucks the filly treat at extreme velocity and accuracy, striking filly's leg at the back of the knee and bouncing to the other, quickly sweeping her off her hooves and causing her to collapse into an adorable heap. Anon leaps to her side, his impact causing her to bounce up into the air, from which anon plucks her in order to curl her into a ball in his hands and slam his feet into the ground, propelling him skyward toward the basketball hoop into which he forcefully dunks her.
>>27484963
>>27484967
>>27484964
>>27484971
SOMEONE CALL THE PONY POLICE
THE HAIRLESS APE LOST IT AGAIN
>>27484991
What did he lose?
>Cowboygirl episode in just a few hours
>>27485029
Rejoice
>>27484963
That's too far
man, fuck filly
>>27485060
Sounds like a great motto.
Pony wants to whisper something in your ear.
>>27485072
I'm not falling for another wet willy.
https://youtu.be/X8bjvoHOSFs
OK now I know what it is
>>27485060
Filly is kind of an asshole.
She broke into my house and ate all my filly treats.
>>27485074
How the fuck could a pony wet willy you?
THEY HAVE HOOVES. IF THEY FUCKING WET WILLY YOU YOU'LL HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE HOLE IN YOUR SKULL
>>27485079
Filly once told me, and I quote, 'What a tragedy that out of one million sperm, you were the fastest swimmer."
>>27485081
They skip the finger part and just stick their little tongues DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EAR
>>27485096
>still no Marker in the middle
>>27485097
unf
>>27485097
who said they were little?
Are we going to hear her wahaha ever again?
>>27485158
No. Rarity has lost her will to wahaha
>>27485164
To wahaha, or not to wahaha.
That is the question.But seriously, they bring out pandering left and right and can't once make Rarity scream out in excitement?
>>27485183
She will wahaha again my child.
I scattered the chicken bones and they show a most prosperous wahahaing future ahead.
Also a drought....
Only on Applejacks farm.
Just re-reading the Sombra fiendship issue
>Hope finds her true talent
>"And everyone knows what happened when a unicorn developed really powerful magic"
>"The moment I saw the letter I knew what it was. It had the seals of the two sisters on it. They wanted her to come study with them. That meant they thought she had the potential to become a princess."
Is Celestia's school for gifted unicorns really just a princess "breeding" facility?
>>27485204
unf unf princess breeding
>>27485204
Are you saying that unicorns that are potential princesses Celestia finds should be sent somewhere besides her school for gifted unicorns?
Or are you saying that Celestia's school for gifted unicorns serves no purpose other than to groom potential princesses?
>>27485204
>Destruction was my talent and darkness was my cutie mark
>My genocide crusade begins.... here
>>27485204
Celestia and Luna would offer potential threats to the world to be crafted into weapons.
Like Twilight.
>>27485215
>Or are you saying that Celestia's school for gifted unicorns serves no purpose other than to groom potential princesses?
This one.
>>27485204
If you're expecting 1) good writing from the comics or 2) any decent lore around alicorns then you're aiming far, far too high in your expectations.
>>27485221
Sombra get off Deviant Art!
>>27485225
yeah, nah
i'm going to go with "it does what it says on the tin"
>select all images with tea
>>27485229
I like Celestia's horsey mouth
>>27485236
>>27485258
that's not how it's done
this is how it's done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p50G5xyZ4s
>>27485183
Wahaha is the past, Darling is the future.
>>27485292
Mares are the past.
Fillies are the future.
>>27485307
Is it bad to assume that because Luna is being portrayed as Death here, that she is actually using actual pony souls?
>>27485309
Fillies are future mares.
>>27485312
yes, that is a bottom of the barrel fanfiction tier headcanon
luna has canonical proficiency in magical transformation and animation, as well as even more advanced simulated "life"
>>27485321
Fillies are FOREVER
>>27485312
Remember that this scene is in a story being told by Twilight.
Luna is not being portrayed as death, she is portraying a character that in the original story is a metaphor for death.
The story, in universe, wasn't written with the characters in mind.
>>27485322
Well to be fair the story they are borrowing the episode off of is below bedrock as far as scraping the barrel.
>>27485330
>Remember that this scene is in a story being told by Twilight.
No shit, you fucking idiot, I realize that. I could see with my non autistic eyes that this was a story being read by another, using 'characters' to play it out.
It's not that hard to put two and two together.
>>27485331
>the show writers can't retell an existing story but with cute ponies
>especially if other people have retold that story before
>>27485336
I meant to quote both of
>>27485322
>>27485312
The point I was getting at is that it doesnt matter what Luna herself can or cant do, because that character isn't Luna, just being portrayed by Luna
>>27485348
I even mentioned that I was aware that Luna was being PORTRAYED.
>>27485312
Read, you ignorant little fuck.
>>27484693
Either that or it'll be really good and have one minorly bad thing so it'll instantly be 1/10 irredeemable garbage.
People are very polarizing here.
>Today is International Jazz Day
>>27485361
>>27485365
>>27485354Okay I understand how were supposed to interact with each other today I'll try it your way
I'll spell it out so that your dumb fuck little brain can wrap your head around it, cause Im not gonna say it a fourth time
>>27485322
This guy right here. the guy I said I intended to also quote, said Luna's canon powers incuded transformation and animation.
As such, me going through lengths to explain that it was a story was not likely directed at you, whos post already implied that you remembered that concept.
That easy enough, or do I need to draw a diagram?
>>27485379
Do you feel better, tripfag?
Go post your Luna image to go to sleep for us.
>>27485383
Actually yeah, a little.
But its pony day, who needs sleep anyway
>mfw haven't even started watching s6
Does anyone else just really don't give a fuck about the show anymore?
I finally did it!
I deleted my pony folder.
Anyone know a good program to recover deleted files?
>>27485394
A time machine
>>27485394
Remove system 32
>>27485394
recuva
Who's ready for their apple capacity to reach 100%?
>>27485386Hope you didn't get too upset, I just wanted to fuck with you a little.Lotta love to you man.
>>27485409
AJ you can't eat all those fucking apples!
>>27485409
I AM
>>27485409
>Applejack episode
>any hype
>at all
Call me when it's over, lads.
>>27485393
are you telling me this?
i havent watched this brony show since S2 finale
>>27485420
I didn't even realize fans made a show about this shit!
quit memeing lad
>>27485422
I'm not even here!
Who /neverwatchedtheshow/ here?
>>27485433
Are you m-
>>27485409
APPLES
>>27485393
Yeah I haven't watched the past.. what, four episodes? No drive, man. The ride's slowing down for me, finally.
It will be a broing shit and you know it
Any chance of the movie outdoing Thor?
>>27485445
on the thumbnail the pillow frills looked like chains
im thoroughly disappointed by finding out the truth isnt what i though
Can we like, start posting again?
>>27485510
in three hours, when pone begins
