609 - The Saddle Row Review
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
Friends Forever #29 (Rarity and Maud) is due out June 8th!
Does Applejack ever take time on her visits to Manehattan to check in with her relatives? She is the one known to have them living in the city - she herself even tried it briefly. The lifestyle may not have suited her temperament, but she probably picked up a tip or two from her stay. Perhaps it's just something she does in passing, or maybe she prefers to make sure the visit is dedicated for family instead of random housecalls just because she happened to be in the neighborhood.
The Oranges might like Rarity For You, though. Tough call.
>>27469087
Previous thread.
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
New Episode Preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfCnjm34siA
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_episodes#Season_6_.282016.29
Oh fuck.
Look at those viewership numbers
>>27474386
kek
>>27474367
She would certainly at least try to have lunch with Babs
>>27474372
>>27474395
>implying ratings ever mattered
As long as the toys are selling it is doing fine.
>>27474386
>Are you an idiot?
>Yes
>Applejack
It's true
>>27474417
I wish I had that kind of apple technology.
>>27474417
AJ is responsible for keeping the apples organized and on schedule.
She's a genius when it comes to farming and family.
>>27474425
You think Applejack has a dildo attachment for her apple corer?
I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD BE
>>27474369
NOI
O
I
>>27474436
*heavy metal solo plays*
>>27474436
>Twilight just blasts raw magic at her opponents when fighting.
Looks like the caffeine rush just wore off.
>>27474454
fillies never die!
>Bernie on Kimmel
Have to say, if anything, Bernie really does appear as a genuine grandpa
>>27474451
I'll bust raw magic at ur face pal
>>27474456
Who said she was dead?
She's just tuckered out.
SECRET BUT FUN
>>27474454
aww, but now I'll have to tuck her into bed and we won't get to play that boardgame she was so excited about
>>27474456
>tfw you know there are pony versions of all the overwatch heroes without even having to look
which is good, because I don't actually want to see them
Protect the fillies. They must be preserved. Their smile is our only hope.
>>27474474
You mean there are people out there that take two things they like and just combine them?
>>27474474
I want to see porn of pony Mercy.
>>27474417
>tfw Applejack's saneness drew me to her
Compared to the rest of the cast, she's pretty level headed.
I've dealt with crazy before. Never again.
Never again.
>>27474473
I hope it wasn'tCandyland.It's just a box full of lies.
>>27474464
unf
>>27474479
I accidentally sat on them.
>>27474474
I remember at first pony versions of stuff was semi-interesting. These days it serves as a reminder.
>>27474490
I had to get rid of that one after the incident.
>>27474466
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CATERPILLAR TURN INTO A REAL LIFE BUTTERFLY?
so uh..
http://edition.cnn.com/videos/us/2016/05/26/worlds-most-handsome-horse-orig-vstan-pkg-bpb.cnn
this horse.. this needs to be drawn in FiM style
>>27474486
Zarya needs more porn
>>27474507
I've seen cuter horses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x26RqQNHZNIunf
>>27474513
That horse is trying too hard.
Not cute.
Filly wants to remind you to start your day with a McMuffin™ and check your Twitter™ for the latest tweets from your favorite celebrities, such as Princess Twilight Sparkle™! Don't forget to order Overwatch™, only $59.99!
>>27474523
Trying his hardest to not be so gosh darn manly
>>27474454
Dulce is sosweet.
>>27474545
It's $39.99 filly is fucking fired.
>>27474545
Excuse you filly but overwatch cost $39.99.
>>27474545
I've never had a McMuffin
Twitter is shit
So is worst princess
I considered Overwatch but I have no working PC or next gen console
>>27474553
Filly checked the data, and 56% of gamers aged 18-35 buy DLC content after the initial purchase
Filly says you're a pleb and when you will get a degree after she has schooled you :^)
(that's her giving you a smug look)
>>27474555
>I've never had a McMuffin
*tips fedora*
>>27474386
Seems accurate. Some days I'm not so sure I'm not an idiot though.
I certainly don't have a life though.
Is this for like "which pony is your favorite" or something? Because Pinkie certainly has a life but has an appeal to losers.
>>27474555
>I've never had a McMuffin
missing out
>>27474589
I don't eat fast food for breakfast.
Except Bojangles.
I miss Bojangles.
>>27474555
>I've never had a McMuffin
You are the reason we are going to build a wall!
>>27474369
Fillies are stupid and smelly dorks
Remember to bully them and take their lunch money
>>27474545
>$59.99
>people who bought the origins edition on accident because they didn't look around the site for more than 10 seconds
>>27474555I'm regretting buying Overwatch on a console because no one understands how to play a game like this and it's not even hard to understand
Not even the Nyx guy, but how come there's so little good Nyx art?Black horses are rare, and without the bat eyes she's really cute.
>>27474614
There's really no excuse to not eat breakfast at home unless you're intentionally trying to eat out with someone. Fucking eggs. Fucking toast. A banana. Left overs from the night before. Coffee or tea. Make yourself some muffins the night before. Just get some damn fuel in you and start your day by going off to do what you need to do. People who start the day by paying someone else to put together a breakfast sandwich or to pour them a cup of coffee causes my autism to flare up.
>>27474454
good night sweet filly
>>27474630
>spending an extra $20 for some Overwatch-themed cosmetic shit to use in other Blizzard games.
>you have to first own those other games to redeem the items.
>>27474653
When I was at college I ate at a place there at school, but I got a thing that paid for so many meals and I saved some time getting ready in the morning.
>>27474545
MacDonald's is shit tier fast food. Twitter is cancer. Sparkle isokay.The last good game from Blizzard was Warcraft 3 FT.
>>27474641
Here you go
From the draw thread
>>27474714
Filly is not for shitposting.
>>27474722
But nyx IS for shitposting
>>27474686
Alright, slightly guilty then. I had a similar meal program when I was at college. For breakfast I didn't go in anywhere, there was a little "dine out" nook attached to one of the dining halls you could order food from. I usually asked for an apple and coffee and was in and out and back onto my way to class. It cost me 0.6 of a meal I think.
>>27474735
Just because a bunch of guys spam her on this board? That's kinda petty.
>>27474747
Not petty if they do it on purpose
And makes threads about it too
That's what shitposting is
>>27474747
Fillyanon knows that's like half hay, right?
If she wants the toy she can just ask for it.
>>27474755
My point is that just because they do it doesn't mean you have to shitpost about it too, but whatever.
>>27474747
Considering they are the only ones who are posting Nyx regularly...
>>27474752
>Reddity
>>27474762
How is it shitposting if you asked for a pic of nyx and I delivered it from the draw thread?
The pic wouldn't have been posted if you didnt ask for it.
>>27474653
>eating breakfast
>not waiting for lunch for your IF protocol
Living in 1972, gramps
I've ordered Celestia and Redheart from China recently. Just got the package, but only Celestia was inside. When I was finally able to stop laughing and overflowing with ideas just *how* this could happen, I've contacted the seller, and he told me that the toy was out of stock, so the warehouse guy just thought it'd be a good idea to quietly send what he did have. The seller offered an $3 refund or a replacement.
So I'm going to get Octavia instead.
By the way, is it creepy to make Celestia watch me sleep?
>>27474858
No, but it is creepy to force her to watch you fap
>>27474858
I don't know, does she look like the horse that watches people sleep?
>>27474882
...Yes. Yes, she does.
>>27474874
Solid point.
>>27474887
*takes out my shotgun*
let me ask that question again...
>>27474858
>not making luna watch you sleep
i seriously hope you don't do this
>>27474893
*smirks*
>Heh...
*dashes across the room, crouches, and uppercuts your solar plexus, lifting you a foot off the ground and knocking you onto your ass*
*teleports behind you*
>It would seem you fell for made the mistake of taking me on, kiddo. You're a hundred years too early to defeat me.
*your eyes open wide and your mouth falls open*
>It's a mistake you won't live to regret.
*draws katana*
*slowly lowers tip of katana to your belly, causing you to sweat, shake and gibber in fear*
*quickly draws back katana and then slices your stomach open, spilling your intestines*
*draws katana back and thrusts it through your face*
>Pssh... Nothing personal, kid.
*tips fedora, leaving the katana in your face, and smirks*
*a gust of wind blows, causing my trench coat to billow*
*diapers in fog*
Your waifu will never be this soft
>>27474893
>>27474946
>>27474962
your cousins made you that soup applebloom
>>27474786
Dammit, Anon, don't ruin devilgirl Rarara…
it feels SO good
Ponies fucking you
>>27474954
>9504x6336
thanks for blowing my phones asshole wide open.
>>27475081
how sad is it that getting fucked by a horse cock is one of my top goals in life
>>27475129
Mr. Hands Mk.II level.
I probably shouldn't turn on the garbage disposal while Pinkie has her face in there, right?
>>27475118
Only that way you can bask in its overwhelming fuzzy softness
blizzard is now actively trying to shutdown all overwatch r34 porn
i wonder why hasbro never went after the porn
>>27475118
>blowing my phones asshole wide open
>I-IS THAT A 6.35mm HEADPHONE JACK?
Fillies are
>>27475140
his mistake was going after a full size stallion, i will only let a mini pony fuck me and my ass can already safety take a large flared change.
>>27475149
If they acknowledged the porn it would mean they have to acknowledge the porn.
>>27475172
This never stopped them from shutting down the Lyra plushie.
>>27475149
>blizzard is now actively trying to shutdown all overwatch r34 porn
not all the porn just the sfm porn.
>>27475194
>not all the sfm porn
just the sfm porn on pornhub
there is no stopping the porn, like at all
it makes me think this is just another viral marketing stunt to get in the headlines again
>>27475204
they want to stop the sfm porn because they are using blizzard assets to profit, traditional art is ok for them.
>>27475204
all of the sfm porn makers just uploaded their shit to xvideos which doesnt give a flying pegasus fuck about copyright
>>27475194
And here I thought that Blizzard couldn't be more retarded after all they did in the past 10 years.
I guess I was fucking wrong.
>>27475212
I've heard of the people in this cottage industry going after each other for using/stealing assets
I guess Blizzard couldn't be original about even that
>>27475227
>I've heard of the people in this cottage industry going after each other for using/stealing assets
You mean every fucking company?
Where the white fillies at?!
The fillies are trying to sleep.
I going to ask Pacific Glow on a date
>>27475316
Right here.
>>27475364
Not tonight they ain't.
Give one good reason (that isn't some derivative of "HOT MONKEY DICK") that a pony would ever go on a date with you.
>>27475371
i hope you love fucking ass because she loves it deep in her asshole
>>27475394
I can't give you something I don't have
>>27475394
i have a huge bag of horse carrots
>>27475394
HOT HUMAN DICK
>>27475394
they probably wouldn't go out with me
>>27475394
predator/prey fetish
>>27475394
She wouldn't. I was under no delusion that THE DICK would be a reason in the first place.
>>27475394
I'm taller and I can beat her old boyfriend up.
>>27475394
I'm smart and have a lot of money
>>27475394
my human hands allow me to give the best tummy rubs and ponut fistings around
>>27475394
I know how to make a love potion.
>>27475394
i know the secret to destroying celestia once and for all
What did you do with all the ponies? Where are they? What have you done?!
>>27475428
Did that horse just eat that chick?
>>27475411
Is she a secret Pinkie clone?
>>27475545
She's pinkie from a future episode.
>>27475545
in canon: no
in my headfanon: yes
>>27475456
>can beat up her old boyfriend
Now now, lets not bring Sunset shimmer and flash sentry into this
>>27475528
I have laid out several glue traps, and captured the ponies.
>>27475593
i love fat human tits so much but i also love horsies so much
i guess that is why i accept the absurd horse crotch boobs
>>27474548
I consider the original fillyscout-naming to be one of my best contributions to /mlp/.
>>27475593
I want to admire tiddies with ponko.
>>27475608
Can't you just admire ponk's tiddies?
>>27475599
I love both but huge crotch tits are gross.
>>27475608
I would be Pinkie's booby buddy.But what if EqG also loves tiddies?
>>27475608
Nopony does that like pinkie does
>>27475540
Yep. Horses can and do eat meat on occasion, even if they're not usually omnivores.
>>27475627
the weird thing about impossibly large crotch tits is that i love them and hate them at the same time
its like my brain cant decide
>>27475630
I DISAGREE
>>27475394
We'd go out to strip clubs and get pony big ol' tiddy snuggles, of course.Someone needs to do Pinkie Pie getting boob hugs from a stripper.
>>27475630
go fuck your anus, fs loves rough petting
>>27475627
>But what if EqG also loves tiddies?
Have a perky pink party girl on one side honking on unsuspecting girls tiddies and a peppy ponko party pony on the other using her complete disregard for the laws of physics to magic herself under their shits and bras.
>>27475667
And if pink pony teleports to pink party girl's perky pups?
>>27475687
please see left side
>>27475657
>go fuck your anus
rude
Please do not milk the ponies. Please do not impregnate them first so you can milk them.
>>27475694
this is extremely arousing
>>27475724
>keeping a horse forever pregnant produces more milk
MEGA UNF MAXIMUM
>>27475694
I don't see what that has to do with a pink pony rubbing a pink girl's tiddies.
>>27475722
what is your fav pony pussy?
pink and white covers all of my waifus
>>27475743
pony pussys are all black and pink
>>27475743
Pink covers all of them, technically.
>>27475733
sweetie belle no
>>27475739
eqg is awful and gross
>>27475764
>not wanting to impregnate Sweetie Belle
>>27475775
you are looking at it all wrong my friend
it brings fellow creeps together who want to fuck pinkie but are not a fan of horses, at the end of the day there is more people wanting to fuck pinkie than ever
and that makes the world a better place for us all
>>27475775
>>27475784
what if i want cute little pegasususs
>>27475807
Then you have supreme taste in young horses.
>>27475775
Unfortunate
>>27475807
I hope you're ready. Pegasi pregnancies are a demanding 11 months.
>>27475803
What would Pinkie do with her evil powers
>>27475831parties
>>27475836boobie parties
>>27475831
force the world to party and take drugs all day instead of working
>>27475807
>>27475819
>>27475826
Pregnant pegasi get very clingy with their mates and defensive of their territory, since they are at their most vulnerable being unable to either fly away from danger or use their flight to their advantage in a fight.
>>27475849
The only correct answer.
>>27475862
I'm okay with that.
>>27475849
What do you even do at a boobie party?
>>27475775
Equestria Girls isn't shit.
It's mediocre twaddle.
The entire franchise has one actual character, pic related, and various shadows and echoes of characters from a better series.
>>27475882expand the boobieshttp://pastebin.com/hcUaLQXA
>>27475849
i am going to go search for some erotic fanfiction about pinkies fat tits now
>>27475886
>Sunshit
Overrated garbage
Thankfully none of that garbage will ever taint the show
>>27475890
>anthro
anon
anon you tried but
would you let pinkie blow her party cannon in you
>>27475893
http://pastebin.com/r7UXukuj
http://www.fimfiction.net/group/202537/folder/26342/1/pinkie039s-pies
+ >>27475890
let me know if you find anything good
Dorklettes need love too.
And cake.
i know this is a long shot but would there happen to be a fic about human hyper tits pinkie going to equestria and publicly titfucking all colts around for some reason
>>27475886
>someone says eqg is awful
>sunshitfag desperately defending that pile of shit franchise and his awful waifu
poetry
>>27475934
>hyper
stopped reading
>>27475906
Interesting how she keeps showing up, in pony form, on merchandise.
Also, having her back home would kill EqG for good…
>>27475934
wewlad
>>27475934
>human female
There's precious little of that at all
You could be the pioneer
>>27475934
No, I agreeyou should ask about it over here >>27425098
>>27475927
Yes, Anon, yes they do.
>>27475950
There's a reason there's so little of it.
It's shit.
>>27475906
>>27475940
>>27475946
What merchandise?
Never seen it personally.
Also she's never going to be on the show
First S*nset is not a FiM character so no one in their right mind working on the show would devote resources to it
ANd second, she is an EG character. S*nset is right at home.
>>27475958
>5 days ago
>only 180 posts
/mlp/ is ded as fuck
>>27475964
>>27475945
you dont like a girl with huge tits fuckin a bunch of horses?
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>27475972
JUST LIKE TRASH IN THE BIN
>>27475927
>>27475963
nerds need sex too, but no relationship only dick
i dont want to be seen in public with nerd
>>27475996
ITS. SHIT.
What happened to the "gusse my favorite pony with my Face" Thread?
>>27475991
keep living in denial
>>27476024
What do you think you stpid cunt?
It got deleted.
Honestly I'd marry any pony that'd say "Yes."
>>27476032
Okay why?
>>27476030
LMAO
That doesn't really prove anything.
The people working on the show have already gone on record saying that EqG is canon only if you want it to be.
Hasbro and the writer's plan for Sunset has been for her to be part of her franchise, it's been that way since the first movie.
A few toys don't really prove anything.
>>27476030
>keep living in denial
how else am i going to get through my shitty life?
>>27476030
This thing is adorable.
>>27476037
>>27476040
Because
>>>/soc/
>>27476045
I want to take those minis and put them in compromising positions with the stallion figures
>>27476051
C'mon. You know I meant show ponies.
>>27476043
You're right.
It doesn't prove anything.
The graphic artist just needed a cute ketchup-and-mustard unicorn.
>>27476055
But we can't do this anywhere other than /mlp/
>>27476065
there's trash!
>>27475978
I dont think you know what ded is
>>>/i/429794
>>27476063
In that box art, yeah. I remember someone saying those were old vectors. Looks like to me the artist of the box just wanted to fill up space. Unless you're implying something other than that, lad.
>>27476067
Where are the mods i want to speak to them that thread was not off-topic
>>27476063
little
little
little
>It's a shimmerfags shitting up the entire thread episode
When Spike was told that ponies wanted to mount him this wasn't what he was expecting.
>>27476072
>a dead board is one where topics live a long time
Mind blown.
ON A COLD WINTER PONY
>>27476076
Do you even know the rules faggot?
>>27476078
Eh, it's just one delusional shimmerfag that thinks his garbage barbie doll waifu is ever going to be on the show based off a few toys. Nevermind ignoring that the vast majority of her toys are EqG and what the writers have stated.
>>27476098
a warm sweater
>>27476106
Not canon :^)
>>27476100
It was pony related right
>>27476113
Yet
>people always getting butthurt over a hot dog horse
They only posted about one or two before you got all assblasted and that just invites them to post more. It's just a spin off human, what the hell bothers you so much about it?
here you go twily, you said extra cheese right?
>>27474946
>*it was a hologram*
>>27476086
>claim /mlp/ is ded
>get mad when an actual ded board is posted
Are you okay?
>>27476122
now there is a pony who knows how to make a horse dick cum at maximum efficiency
>>27476123
I desperately require art of the hot dog humanhorse wearing the hot dog clown costume.
>>27476123
It's garbage t b h
They should just ban it off /mlp/
>>27476133
I'm not that same guy, guy.
>>27475978
/mlp/'s tendency to keep dead threads bumped for days rather than just letting them fall off the board makes it look worse than it actually is I think
>>27476106
Oh god, Glimmer is beatiful there.
>>27476118
Nope.
Post your ugly face isn't related to the show even if u people to guess your favorite pony
>>27476140
Point still stands, hombre
>>27476154
I'm not your hombre, chico.
>>27476123
are you talkin shit mother fucker
>>27476154
Dude I was just making a silly joke about the paradox of dead boards. I'm not involved in your argument.
>>27476102
I sure am glad those ponies don't have genitalia, or else this picture could be misinterpreted.
>>27476149
Man fuck you i was having fun, i don't see how we hurt anyone
>>27476157
I'm not your chico, vato
>>27476164
Gee
What ever do you mean?
>>27476166
Which one was you?
>>27476160
If you are not involved then why did you reply to my post?
Dont get upset when you make an observation only to get corrected
post the worst pony tumblr you fap to
http://diaperclop.tumblr.com/
