Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
Fluttershy was quite happy to help Twilight out with the map's quest; after the first trek to Starlight Glimmer's town, she could be reasonably sure that it wouldn't send her anywhere she would be too uncomfortable. And dependable Twilight was there, so she wouldn't have to take center stage. Most likely. But even with all the animals she met in the mountains, there's still one thing - she missed out on Furry Friends Book Club this time! Oh, to think of what they discussed about Wuthering Hooves without her!
>>25445851
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 522: What About Discord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
Fluttershy would be such a nice waifu but her house would smell so bad.
Tuesday Tea is equestrian for Netflix and chill
I LOVE THIS HAPPY HORSE
Protect the filly.
>>25450520
Just wear deodorant, then.
>>25450530
I DO TOO
SHE'S JUST SO HAPPY AND BOUNCY AND CUTE
Human filly wants to be a giantess when she grows up.
>>25450537
>>25450570
>Human filly
>>25450582
yes
Filly has decided she's a person now
Wind Rider.
40 days until Christmas!
What are you getting your waifu? What are you asking your waifu for? Because she's totally real and is totally capable of giving and receiving gifts.
THERE'S BEES IN MY WALLS!
I CAN HEAR THEM BUZZING AND KNOCKING ABOUT JESUS CHRIST!
Sometimes one of them get's stuck on something in there and starts furiously "BZZZTBZZBZZZTT!!!" and it's scary as fuuuuuck.
>>25450609
Hay and oats
Does it make me a Hasdrone if I think EQG was a good idea?
>>25450589
Filly can't be a human. She needs to become bipedal first (at the very least).
>>25450655
Filly stole your humanity, leaving you a poor defenseless little pony
Here's that thing from earlier I said I'd do.
Not too great 'cause I'm tired, but I had to do something before I went to bed.
>>25450680
cute girl
>>25450680I want to be the little pony being taken care of by the horseperson.
>>25450687
Celestia's cute when she's surprised
>>25450687
Damn, you do all this just as a bedtime exercise? That's amazing
>>25450688
>tfw will never be a pony dad
>>25450687
>Celestia addicted to growth
>seems to find it pleasurable
Lewd, Goat.
>>25450708
kinda? Just something to pass the time before I'm tired enough to sleep. That's what a lot of my doodles are.
>>25450718~
>you will never have Sugar as your roommate with benefits
Filly doesn't want to destroy the world.
>>25450688
What if she's Aunt Orange's lost long daughter? Just compare the two. Same mane and coat color.
>>25450687
yes goodthanks2u
Filly just snorted Pixy Stix.
>>25450701
>she knows how scary the world can be for a little pony
>so she always cuddles you close and rubs your belly when you're nervous
>>25450753
Nobody was talking about destroying the world until filly piped up.Is filly... okay?
>>25450757
Well, her talent is not oranges and her eye color is different, so I doubt it.
>>25450740
it's a system that works
>>25450812
Should we send filly to a therapist?
>>25450744
>you will never have huge human Twist as your buddy with benefits
>candy benefits
>>25450823
>>25450835
Twist becomes Bon-Bon's candy-making apprentice.
"Its a lot harder to freeze an army of ponies than just six of them"
soooo, how many times and why has Twilight used that freezing spell?
>>25450841
Twist becomes Bon Bon's candy-making rival
Bon Bon relishes the competition, because she's been getting soft as of late
>>25450823
sounds like a prettysweet dealokayimsorrygoodnightallitsbeenapleasure
>>25450849
Good night you~
I want to have weird incest sex with these ponies.
>>25450845
I want Twilight to freeze my dick.
With her vagina.
>>25450864
That's not how incest works.
>>25450849
>holding hands
WOW
wow
>Born and raised in the foothills of the Smokey Mountains
>There is a place called "Smokey Mountains," in the show
>Filled with backwash red neck ponies
If you Yankee faggots didn't want us then you shouldn't have fought a goddamn war over us leaving.
>>25450864
You would you weirdo
>>25450864
Middle > Right > Left
I hate that top knot thing like Moondancer had
According to Cheerilee, what are the school computers for?
>>25450688
he's a little old to be dating a filly
>>25450907
He is a mare's stallion anon.
That is just one of his countless spawn
>>25450924
Thank you for teaching me how great sexual dimorphism is MLP.
>>25450933
its awesome isn't it?
>>25450937
>No colt in the picture
>>25450937
Doc and DJ is my favourite example.
>>25450946
colts aren't canon
>>25450879
what
What if you booped a drake on the nose?
>>25450953
Then explain Luna's colt cannon.
>>25450958
>>25450960
merely an illusion
I just saw the episode, what did you guys think of it?
I thought it was rewatchable to say the least.
>>25450964
You're merely an illusion t b h fa m.
>>25450954
>Still no art of the Pegasus Pank Sisters
>Not even given names
This fandom is truly dead
>>25450968
It was very enjoyable
Every scene had something engaging going on, all the characters were funny and/or cute, and the resolution was satisfying enough
Why are ponies such sexual creatures?
>>25450947
doc horse has some of the best examples
Wow Anon you sure do like fillies.
>>25450524
What did he mean by this?
>>25450999
Well, I want to be a filly when I grow up.
Reminder that pillow filly is not a pillow substitute and use of her as such can result in neck pain and spinal injuries.
>>25450946
colts almost never show up with stallions for some weird reason
>>25451013
Can I use pillow filly as a plushie?
>>25450999
they are just the best
>>25451013
Can I fuck pillow filly?
>>25451013
Why not? Ponies are squishy, like memory foam.
What would Spike's favorite boards be? I say /ck/ and /co/.
>>25451018
Is there an image from the show with a colt, a filly, a mare, and a stallion all standing side by side?
Just finished the lines of a little draw
http://i.imgur.com/5T4tugK.png
So whats new today?
pony wants you to buy that stylish new saddle pad for herit's $900
>>25451013
but it's her destiny
>>25451060
Pony should put out a few dozen times then we'll talk.
>>25451019
He liked it enough to retweet it instead of ignoring it.
Nick confirmed for being a disgusting fat fetishist.
>>25451059
SNOOTS
>>25451062
can I use candy pony as a pillow?
>>25451060
Wow! Look at the size of that diaper!
>>25451057
Not that I can remember
the colt puppet is actually fairly rare and it never really shows up in the company of stallions
the one colt that does occasionally show up with a stallion, Rumble, uses the filly puppet
>>25451092
It must be Moondancer's
>>25451083
What do I do with snoots? Boop with?
>>25451109unf
>>25451109
rumble is a very girly colt
that's why i love him
>>25451116
How does Moondancer even pay for shit?
She's unemployed, and doesn't seem to be enrolled at any schools so she's not getting a scholarship or student allowances or shit.
>>25451156
She must do livestream diaper porn.
Or she gets autismbucks.
>>25451109
I wonder if he just really is a filly and no one noticed
>>25451156
She's from Canterlot; she has rich parents paying for her lifestyle.
>>25451146
Well I would think so anon as he is just the filly puppet without eyelashes
I suspect its supposed to be trying to show that he is younger than everyone else? The younger the pones get, the harder it is to tell them apart by sex. I am thinking Rumble is supposed to be a colt that is juuuust before hitting that stage where they start to become easy to tell apart
He also had a super little kid voice in his one speaking part, so that makes me think its the case
for an example, see the three ponies below. There is 1 colt and 2 fillies, but their bodies are impossible to distinguish except for the eyelashes
Will she get another power up this season?
>>25450479
Where exactly was that mouse hiding?
>>25450869
Don't tell me how to live my life.
>>25451189
>Face down
>Ass up
Jesus erestus must hit Alicorns like a fucking freight train.
>>25451197
my anus
>>25451138
sure, you can boop them all
>>25450999
You don't?
>>25451210
now check out the 3rd panel of >>25450687 again
>>25451219
Oh I will, don't worry.
I surely will.
So is it just me or has Twilight become more increasingly autistic with each episode?
>>25451210
just be glad you have never had to witness ponyville's seasonal heat related musical numbers
only ponies can make sexual frustration so darn catchy
>>25451235
>Macro
I will never understand this. Unless it somehow involves spelunking.
>>25451210
>That's the way I like to fuck!
>>25451248
you mean Fluttershy
>>25451253
man how do ponies get so good at their synchronized song/dances
>>25451248
>>25451262
anons please
they're both equally autistic
Spike will die in the finale.
>>25451273
cheating herd animal instincts
>>25451277
why is that scene so lewd
>>25451261
what a lewd pone
>>25451253
>You will never document the mating rituals of magical ponies
Like I needed another reason to hate living.
>>25451273
They probably just have to do the song and dance scenes like 50 times to get it right. The fillies are the hardest to control naturally.
>>25451291
i want to help a filly with her song and dance skills
and afterwards we'll have a little sex, as a reward
>>25451298
>>25451285
Imagine them slamming their butts onto a dildo like that.
>>25451286
I want to tie my mare up and play with her.
>>25451329
I'd tie her up and then just play with her hooves and mane and ruffle her feathers
>>25451329
What if I want my made to tie me up and play with meand lovingly cuddle afterwards?
>>25451347
i want my mare to do this to me too
>>25451286
All of the are lewd.
>>25451338
>not teasing her
>tracing along her lower lips
>lightly brushing against her nips
>>25451357
ALL OF THE WHAT
>>25451347
>>25451355
i want subs to go and stop making everything about them
so selfish
>>25451291
In the end it's worth it.
>>25451366
ALL OF THE PONIES
>>25451375
and she never smiled again
>>25450835
>Dude, Twist... I know movie theater snacks are expensive, but it's only a 90 minute flick. Do we really need that much candy?
>>25451373
But what if I want to make sure my Dom is sexually satisfied before they return the favor?
Is your cock a horsecock?
>>25451378
how long do I have to ride Dash for before she likes to be ridden?
>>25451380
i made her smile last night
>>25451357
Hips.
>>25451287
pony sex would be so intimate
>>25451400
Is she okay?
>>25451400
fucking lewd
youtube.com/watch?v=-zakZh8nK6o
>>25451400
OH MY
>>25451411
This is actually a kind of neat ending sequence.
Too bad the majority of those characters shown do nothing of importance or have any speaking lines so I can't possibly care about them.
>>25451411
>Sunset Shimmer feeling up Twilight.
hue
>>25451408wrong hole
>>25451395
As long as she is irritated until she is not irritated.
That or the more easier way is to feed her ego and tell how she is a good pony.
>>25451395
Unf.
Wide hips it is.
>>25451400
UNF
>>25451411
The funniest fucking thing I have ever laid eyes on. Toppest keks anon
>>25451440
>nothing there
even more unf
>>25451400
I like Derpblood.
>>25451450
I preferBLOODHARVEST
>>25451287
>>25451189
She'll lose her wings in the finale.
>>>/b/652102744
>>25451277
Censor the wings.
>>25451460
That pretty adorable anon
>>25451468
/b/ sure is bored.
>>25451383
>she's brought plenty to share, but you gotta reach in and grab it
l e w d
>>25451411
OH MY FUCKING GOD. THISIS GOLDEN BREAD RIGHT HERE. KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK.
>>25451460
>that was the first time for Twilight
>she spent the remainder of the week going full autism trying to find out why it had that effect on her
>>25451460
pegasi acting like birds is dumb. Griffons should be the ones acting like birds.
>>25451411
holy fuck hahahaha
>>25451468
kek one guy did it >>25451447
>>25451411
These characters are shit at getting their picture taken.
Is Bon Bon about to sneeze? Is Lyra about to laugh?
Grabbin' a purple
>>25451517
>Pegasi
>Bird Horses
>Bird
>>25451411
I CAN'T BREATH OH GOD
>>25451533
Bonbon doesn't want to be there
Lyra is so happy she's about to cry
Fluttershy is Fluttershy
and Flash is thinking about TwilightHis horse gf is in another dimension and her counterpart doesn't give a fuck about him
>>25451517
griffons act like birds of prey
I don't-
oh...
Wow, hilarious.
>we will never have somoene as fun as Ikaspammer again
>>25451411
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY FUCKING SIDES
>>25451411
Holy fuck!!!! I'm pissing my self laughing
>>25450479
OH GOD THIS IS SO FUNNY. LITERALLY MY SIDES.
>>25451411
BAHAHAHAHA IM CRYING
>>25451411
LMAO
So I guess getting caught eating some of the cake you were judging is supposed to be funny?
>>25451411
Oh my fucking god, yes, my sides have ascended to another plain of existance!
This little filly is stronger than you.
>>25451591
I think you did it wrong.
HoLY SHIEETfuck that was funny great meme my friend
>>25451411
thanks a lot for posting such a funny video! i smiled too big and split my dry lower lip and then laughed so much that my sides are in such pain!
>>25451411
MY SIDES HAVE TRANSCENDED BEYOND THIS DIMENSION
>>25451600
I guess getting your breasts expanded out of proportion is supposed to be sexy?
https://derpibooru.org/997602
>>25451411
xD
>>25451411
10/10 anon :')
We get it.
Shut the fuck up already.
>>25451411
HOLY SHIT
Are we experiencing some next-level shitposting right now?
>>25451637Chain hide it.
>>25451411
kek
>>25451645
>next level
no
it's a classic cross-board raid
just hide it
>>25451411
YES! YES! MOAR! SAUCE! I LAUGHED SO HARD I CAME!
>>25451411
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES HAHAAHAHAHAH
>>25451645
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA don't be silly my friend!
>>25451411
MY SIDES AHAHAHA
>>25451411
Didn't think it would be that funny.
Actually was
10/10 anon, keep doing god's work
>>25451411
too funny
guy
nice one guy
2 funi
>>25451411
lol
>>25451411
kek warning next time!
>>25451618
I'm gonna lift that filly
>>25451411
LMAO this shit was so good.
>>25451645
What time is it in Austrailia?
>>25451411
HAHAHAHA
>>25451666
Fuck you. You think mlp is a fucking joke?ur a birch
>>25451411
MY FUKCING SEIDS
>>25451678
wtf is your problem? Can't I watch one clip on the internet without someone trying to ruin it for me?
why is this pony so autistic
>>25451676
youtube.com/watch?v=bdf4yloixEg
>>25451634
EqG Luna has a butt that won't quit.
>>25451693
>Schools are about to get out
This is only the beginning.
>>25451689
You think mlp is funny, its not you're wrong. It's serious business. Check your privilege next time you say "lol" thank you.
>>25451411
HOLY SHIT LMFAO
>>25451693
I wonder what Dafty is up to.
Why is she so cute?
>>25451411
>>25451411
kek the best shit iv ever seen!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyhZr_MNMJw
>>25451411
>File
You sir are a genius a hero a scholar and an real human bean.
>>25451411
damn son thats some funny shit
>all new ips
epic raid my friends
>>25451411
LMFAO
>>25451411
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>25451411
I kek'd
>>25451411
holy shit
>>25451411
HAHAH I CANT BREATHE
>>25451411
No fucking way. That's hilarious.
These tards realise that hiding a post also hides all the replys to it?
>38 hidden posts
I like knowing how much shit is being kept out of my line of sight.
>>25451753
You don't get it? How can you not see what's so funny HAHAHAHA fucking plebian
>>25451411
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>>25451411
WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>25451760
>>25451762
>>25451746
thank fuck we have geniuses like you to reply indirectly for them
>>25451411
HOLY FUCK I THINK I JUST SHIT MYSELF FROM LAUGHING
>>25451753
kek
>>25451753
not a big fan of the show? keep watching it gets better i promise.
>>25451411
Holy fucking shit that's hilarious
>>25451753
>quoting my post when I was just saying it's a neat ending sequence
Fuck you, man. Fuck you.;_;
>>25451776
Topkek
>>25451773
you gay
>>25451411
TOPPEST OF KEK
