>"What in tarnation are you doing with that zebra, Mac?! You know what Granny Smith said about zebras! Just 'cause Zecora helped us once does NOT mean you can get reeeeeaaal friendly with her!"
>>19706229
Listen, applejohnson. I know people go on and on about your "apple-buckin' thighs" but your booty cannot hold a candle to the jiggly zooty around my dick right now.
>"Zecora and I have been together for longer than you think. We have bond, a special connection! That and I'm pretty sure she's pregnant.
>>19706238
would you a zebrapple?
Lewd thread? Lewd thread.
>>19682312
>>19682312
Oh lawd i needed this thread
Lewd enough?
>A-anon... I wish I could see how babies are made..."
>>19710031
But you can feel it, now come here
>>19710031
Let me fuck your eyeholes
Trips decide who should I vector next
>>19695350
what is a vector?
>>19695350
what the fuck does vector have to do with the baby in the spike costume?
>>19695350
vector spike costume baby
>???
>>19679622
What am I looking at?
I can't fucking read those crow feet words.
>>19679645
No idea, I can't read Japanese
Sunset thread?
Sunset thread.
>Her favorite cigarette isMarlboro menthol lights, because regular menthol makes her sick, and reds make her very sick.
>>19633179
Even though that looks like a regular menthol in that pic, I agree
>>19633179
>implying she would smoke
My waifu wouldn't be perfect if she had lung cancer faggot
>>19633222
>dem dubtrips have spoken
>It's been 2 years since you have been transported to Equestria
>It's nothing close to what you expected
>You have been alienated, embarresed, ridiculed, and even beaten
>Rough times are behind you, and ahead of you
>Friendship is Magic
>It's a cute thought
>But that's all it is
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>>19641943
Hmm... I'll watch this thread
>>19641943
>Not moving away from Equestria if your life ends up like shit
The griffins probably wouldn't mind you.
>>19642020
if the ponies don't even like you the griffins would tear you to shreds in second
see this
wut do
>>19636911
wonder how I got to singapore
>>19636911
Cum on bus
>>19636911
Fart loudly. Phew, what stinks?
>tfw no wonderbolt Stallionfriend.
Why bother living?
I wish Celestia kept me on the moon.;_;
>>19579500
Dubs confirm Luna is forever alone
Crying Luna always gets to me.
I'm no wonderbolt, but ill brush your mane and keep your wine glass full.
>>19579549
Good man anon
She's a princess, and best princess at that. She at least deserves a little companionship
Funny comics thread anyone? No edgy and feels bullshit. You laugh you lose.
So this happened today.
>Live in Bergen county NJ.
>Work part-time at an art materials store.
>2nd week working there.
>Weekday morning, no one's really shopping.
>Supervisor not telling me to do anything.
>Guy walks in. I greet him.
>Sees me and nods.
>Says nothing and keeps going.
>Comes...
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>>19557347
who?
fuck, I've been here for what feels like forever and I can't remember this guy
>>19557347
I wouldtip my fedorato this man any day
>>19557347
Anon can you please read me a bed time story so I can fall asleep?
>>19516630
No. I have a waifu.SLAM!
>>19516630
Hush now quiet now...
you asleep yet?
>>19516630
Once upon a time, there were 2 guys and they both fucked. The end!
This is a confession thread, post your deepest darkest secrets or confessions. I know all of you have skeletons in the back of your closet
My confessionI used to wear fedoras to school
>>19513509I enjoyed iCarly
>>19513509
I enjoyed High School Musical
I haven't watched a single second of S4, and I didn't even like S3.
I also have been diagnosed with Asperger's disorder, but, using Game, I have managed to become a smooth-talking pickup artist who gets fucked at least once a week.
ITT: We discuss how MLP has affected us mentally. This is a thread to talk about how your thoughts, preferences, and sensibilities have been affected by watching the show, reading the comics, and or participating in the fandom.
General Topics to Discuss
>Mental Illness
>Depression
>Change In Life Perspectives
>New Outlooks
>Changes In Hopes, Fears, & Desires
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>>19494168
Well, I already fucked up the OP
It was supposed to say that "this thread is NOT intended to discuss general societal norms and practices."
The biggest effect it has had on me is it revived my passion for drawing. Also I'll never see an equine flank the same way ever again.
>>19494168
I've deeply explored my anal fixation via the magic of pony butts
Sweetie Belle has the most kissable lips.
Prove me wrong
Protip:you can't
>>19489655
I am being torn apart by visions of horse lips.
>>19489655
Interesting theory, I'd love to discuss it. Meanwhile, why don't you take a seat?
>>19489655
All fillies have the same facial structure, there, proven wrong.