Spoiled Rich has just told Scootaloo that she is worthless because she can't fly and that she should kill herself. How do you cheer her up?
Can I just say for a moment.
I can understand when Cheerilee ignores Diamond Tiara but Spoiled Rich was clearly insulting and mocking students in front of Cheerilee and she did fucking nothing.
Spoiled Rich has a large share in the school. If Cheerilee attacks her, her livelihood is gone.
I take her out to have some fun like eating ice cream, watching her do scooter tricks in the park, and whatever else she wants.
Rainbow Dash is now your one-pony rainbow party. How does you dick feel about this?
I want to be the cute mare
I want to be the tubby wubby pony waifu
>She will never be your mum
>You stand bedside looking at your foalish son
>Luna by your side looking solemn with your arm around her
>The only noise being made is your troubled breathing and Luna's tears hitting the bedside railing
"Son please wake up, your family is here for you, please just wake up"
>only tears now
How will it be?
That nearly every species that can talk in equestria, they do it in a nigger manner.
Being very few that can talk normally like draconequus, alicorns and very few selected individuals of any other species in equestria.
And they notice it but cannot stop it thanks to a mysterious force, influencing their talk and sometimes behavior, like mares liking ziggers.
Take this pastebin as a example: http://pastebin.com/sRSFLxGM
> pic semi related
>"I heard Diamond Tiara and Silverspoon were hurting you fillyanon, so I cock vored them. You won't have to worry about those meanies anymore."
SHE'S EATING HER
AND NOW SHE'S GOING TO EAT ME
OH MY GOOOOOOOOD
Young Anon, tired of the merciless bullying he faces everyday from the students at Canterlot High, sneaks his Nerf arsenal into school to get his revenge. Can Sunset Shimmer and gang reach out to Anon before it's too late?
"S-SHUT UP, SHIMMER!!! THIS BITCH HAS TO PAY!!!!"
>Anon shots Cheerilee with the Nerf fling.
>The teacher, perplexed, raises an eyebrow while the ball falls to the floor after having hit her
>"...I'm still expecting that paper, anon"
"WAAAAAAAAAH!!! FUCK YOU! I HATE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL!"
"Welcome to your new home Gryphons, my name is Kommandant National Pride."
Why is she so perfect?
>"A-are you sure you'll be alright?"
>You nod to Twilight
>She just looks at you worriedly
>"Oookay, I'll leave you two alone."
>She closes her bedroom door
>You're finally left alone with the love of your life
>Smarty Pants sits across from you on the bed
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If you Humans have all this technology why haven't you colonized the moon yet?
>Hey Anon, my name is not Twigger Spergl!!
Why are we so shit?
I want to marry Pinkie Pie!
I want to marry fluttershy
I worked hard making this thread
Please don't ruin it
Why the hell is this comic so good?
It's okay. I kinda wish there was a mlp ask blog equivalent of Pearls Before Swine.