Hey /mlp/... I was diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia today.
Can we please have a cute pony thread? I really don't want to scare myself into self harm again.
>>25337736
Everything will be fine so long as you don't look out your kitchen window.
>>25337736
Maybe there are monitoring devices in your teeth.
Maybe there aren't.
Only one way to find out.
I'm sorry, OP.
Was it an mental defective adjudication or were you diagnosed by a therapist unrelated to court proceedings?
>You are now in Equestria, as the God of death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxSrDn3NReA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=113u9CjoKgw
>>25337713
>>25337713
Do I get to pick my clothes? Because if so I'm going as a plague doctor. That mask is top-tier fear mode, and you can make it smell like what-ever herb you want inside the mask.
Discord turns you into a copy of your Waifu and takes you to Equestria. What do?
Your waifu still exists there, by the way. You're just a copy.
I am now Book Horse 2.0, for instance.
>>25337673
Get accused of being a changeling and probably exiled or executed.
>>25337673
Build a beautiful wall and make Equestria great again
>>25337673
Explain the situation and have an all powerful princess horse change me back.
>"Have you been combining the genetic material of various animals while I was away, Anon?"
>>25337320
i combined my genetic material with your mom's last night lmfao
>>25337340
TWILIGHT ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>25337320
"No."
>said Anon's three dragon mouths
New Mare Juice Thread: Pinkie Pie Edition
Let's watch on as OP drinks his sweet concoction
Old thread: >>25334432
>>25336702
>>25336702
first
CANT HOLD IT MUCH LONGER
Request, draw, submit. Mark requests with ‘/r/’ in the name field or comment field, ‘/d/’ for deliveries, ‘/ic/’ for critiques.
Please be patient with deliveries.
Current Drawfagship Thread: [Currently Inactive]
Previous canvas: >>25286588
The Unfulfilled /r/ List is made at around 300 posts into the thread.
The OP header image (without text) and all other images can be found in our
>DROPBOX ARCHIVE -
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/heol5c0rhqvr6ld/AABOR6e4VkMPwxEV7ZHqj9Pxa
A...
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>>25336400
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW -
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FxmLbR13L08G4JudtjpSkAPn-WjcTGgh7sie3XSadUI/edit?usp=sharing
DRAWING TUTORIALS
>Pony -
http://imgur.com/a/m7zQ2
http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html
>Human -
https://sites.google.com/site/4chanic/training-tutorials
>Drawing Books & Videos -
https://mega.co.nz/#F!2RARFaLA!VTiQb6eRXfV4V6mYQ6FJTA
>Inking and...
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Requesting Celestia and a religious figure of your choosing, making out.
Requesting a scene with King Sombra and Wheaties (that shudder crystal pony) at wedding Ceremony, standing together before the Crystal Heart (and between Ch and them - some pony in long white clothes playing the role of popa or whatever). Sombra looks self-righteous/cokcy/pleased while Wheaties looks lost an startled. She does not actually understand what is happening but she follows orders because too afraid and too weak to resists. Other details is up to you.
>>25336260
>>25336273
>>25336283
With your kingdom taken, your father dead, and your sibling captured. It was left up to you to rescue your family, take your country back, and bring justice to those responsible.
Are you a Prince or Princess?
>>25336270
Fuck it.
Princess BECAUSE BATTLE BABE
>>25336270
Prince
Why is he such a disappointment?
He is a mirror to the viewer.
>>25336239
Cause of people having any expectations of him in the first place.
>>25336259
My expectations are already low, but every episode he still manages to let me down. Like I think it's the worst it can get, but it never is.
>"Did you know that you have about 100,000 miles of blood vessels in your body?"
>>25336018
What the hell are you doing in my house. I'm calling the police.
There's about twelve inches more right now.
>and then they had sex
>>25336069
>"Did you know the police can't help you now?"
Why is Rarity such a pretty pony?
>>25335956
Because little girls don't like ugly ponies
>>25335956
I kno right?
>>25335956
It's literally one of her character traits.
P-P-Please don't heart me!
>>25335632
Just eat the fucking eggs
>>25335632
My eyes hurt from this shit picture. Perspective is all off.
>This little fucker is now in Equestria.
>What happens now /mlp/?
>>25335542
>I literally just went against this fucker as Gangplank
>fuck your poison
>Oranges it's K
>Fuck your blind
>BARRELS
>fuck your speed
>CANNON BARRAGE
>7/0/1 game
never felt so good.
As to what he would do in equestria? protect it from threats and...
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>lego landers
Cry as he Hexakill's the mane 6
Me need some adorable pone
>>25335510
This tḅh ḟam
>>25335439
Pinkie pie is cooler, cuter, friendlier,funnier and more charismatic than anypony else. Many a times in the show she has proven herself to be worthy of the title best pony. She has more positive traits than other mane 6 and is the pony everyone should strive to be. Can you imagine an mlp without pinkie pie? Pinkie pie is the only reason this show is worth watching and those leninfags asking pinkie pie to be killed off from the show are ignorant faggots. You are awesome if pinkie pie is your best pony. However, some of you do not think so that's why i'm here to educate...
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>>25334923
Pinkie Pie doesn't put herself above other ponies, you shouldn't either.
Also, Leninfag hasn't shown up for months, what are you on about?
>>25334948
Well the truth hurts i guess
nigga raripink is best pair