>friend asks what I'm doing
>"on this place called /mlp/, basically grindr for ponyfags"
>friend-o laughs, I laugh then suddenly
>fucking Celestia busts through the door
>I cry and plea, no rapey time please
>she has a 14" banana...
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>'Um.. We don't serve that here..'
I want Twilight to perform experiments on me
I want Rainbow Dash to look up my skirt
It's okay, I guess.
Ah, a race to outautist each other. Can I contribute?
I'm still salty that a bunch of raridash fags edited this to switch Pinkie with rarara
Now that the dust has settled, what are your true thoughts on this episode?
Does this semen demon have a name, /mlp/?
What kind of things would you enjoy in a dating sim?
Complex dates? Minigame dates? Cute events? Acts of smuttiness?
Find a flaw.
Nope just a idiot that knows that hooking is a art.
Lucky son of a bitch.
Wait, I just noticed that Rarity is touching. IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!!!
>"If you help us, I will help you, darling"
Someone hold my stuff. I'm going to kick this Anon's ass.
Do your parents or friends know about your obsession or interest in pone? Do they mock you or care?