Would you fuck it?
Pinkie is flossing her vagina
>"Aww, come on, 'Nonny! I have to take care of Gummy even more now that Twilight fused us!"
>You just stare in utter horror as Pinkie draws floss between where teeth should be on her pink pony pussy's maw as it blinks its eyes.
>"Besides, lots of other ponies love him! They said that he makes things so much more fun!"
>With that comment, Gummy-puss does his classic 'sluuuurrrrp' from one jaw to the other of his tongue.
Previously on Hijack: >>25441488
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How are you feeling today? Good, good. Let's get started.
>Sneaky, sneaky, little pony.
>Ready to proceed?
Can we for once have a Spike thread without it turning into stupid shit? I really liked what they did with him in What About Discord, reminded me of S1 Spike in a lot of ways.
>"Ok Anon. I've got ah preposition fer ya. Ya see, muh little sister Apple Bloom is too innocent. She even has her cutie mark now. What ah need ya ta do fer me is... erhm... break her in. It's our tradition in the Apple family to have sex soon after ya get yer cutie mark, so ah was hopin you could do tha honors. I'll even pay ya if ya want money. I promise I'll keep any prying eyes away. Just lead her into tha barn when yer ready."
>"Why don't you like watching the show anymore?"
Hi /mlp/ i'm mabel. I'm a girly horse. How's your day going?
Evening. How's everybody doing tonight?
Oh yeah baby! Bring on that C&D and let the tears flow down the river of salt
so we can happily drink from it
I cant be the only one that hopes my waifus awaiting me in the afterlife
Damn G1 was rough sometimes.
Sometimes there was so much cum on set they tried to use it as a prop for the next scene. It became an occupational hazard.
10 days until the glorious sunshine
ALL THE ANIMALS SLOWLY RETREAT TO THE SHADOWS OUT OF SIGHT
>My sister was seduced by the dark side of her alicorn magic. She ceased to be Princess Luna, and became Nightmare Moon. When that happened, the good mare who was your friend was destroyed.
>So, what I told you was true... from a certain point of view.
from my point of view celestia you are evil.
>I HATE THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY
>THEY'RE COARSE AND ROUGH AND THEY GET EVERYWHERE
>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Scorpan "the wise"?
>I thought not. It's not a story the Princesses would tell you.
Hey Mr Anon, do you wanna play a game with us? Its called Cards Against Humanity. Since you're a human, we thought you might know some stuff that could help us.
Favorite card combinations /MLP/ has gotten?
The blank card drawn was "In celebration of our glorious leader Kim Jon Un's birthday, we offer him _ as a gift." I had "the boners of the elderly", and won the round.
Shame I can't really remember any other combinations during that game. There were quite a few fantastic ones.
"Ok can I just talk to somebody? Can I just explain..?"
>"I'm not interested in your explanations, Anonymous! Sure, I bet you've got a million of them. Maybe your mother didn't love you enough, maybe the teacher didn't call on you in school when you had your little hand raised, maybe the pervert in the park had a present in his pants, huh? Well, I've got another theory Anonymous: you're a weed."
>"Society is filled with them. They're choking...
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