Hey /mlp/
I hope you all have a nice weekend.
>>25492681
...hmm, where's the catch?
>>25492681
thanks, you too
>>25492681
Enjoy yours with this cute gif
Why did they redesign Marble so oddly much, anyways?
From what we've seen, a pony's filly design is usually very similar to their grown-up one, where the difference really just boils down to the size of the mane and body, yet Marble got an almost complete redesign. Even the color palette is noticeably different.
And why didn't this also happen with Limestone? Compared to Marble, they didn't change that much about her.
>>25492504
INKIE, GOD DAMN IT
>>25492526
I bet you call Maud "Clyde"
>>25492526
As much as I like that name, if I kept calling her that all I'd get is a bunch of people calling me a fan of the fandom.
SHE
FUCKS
MY
SHIT
>"Hey anon, you're a fagoot">Giggles>"Am I doing it right?"
>>25492214
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get...
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>>25492214
>"Hey Nonny, check 'em!">Giggles>"Pointing your hoof in the air and shouting things... Nonny sure has a strange definition of "fun"!"
>>25492231
The Arabic version of this pasta is better.
>Die
>Wake up in Equestria
>It's all you could ever hope for
>Integrate seamlessly
>Befriend mane 6
>Become romantically involved with waifu
>Fun adventures and comfy parties
>Happier than ever before
>Years pass
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They walked right into my trap...
>>25491631
You call it being surrounded.
I call it a target-rich environment.
>>25491631
>implying I didn't already develop a contingency plan with the royals in case more people started popping into Equestria
"Hello Anon? This is Rumble. Can you hear me?
I haven't heard you for a while and it means I might get better.
Maybe you're just a voice inside my head. I'm lost; so does my mind in a world that doesn't looks real.
I've being absorbed by Fitter's cock, she thought she was able to operate magic properly and could have fun.
Instead, I've got absorbed inside her inter-dimensional womb. which is larger than Ponyville itself.
Later, swimming around, trying to get out of here, I've found various places, each being stranger...
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previous thread: https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25473607
>attempted to bring the information desk pony back to life, no success. I did the mistake to tell her something she should've ignored, or maybe I'm not doing it right.
>horn is just a horn, for unknown reasons magic is impossible, and I couldn't sleep with that thing attached on my head.
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/d/ pls
>wake up, take my pencil, and decide to draw something edible. bananas, etc.
>bad idea, i vomitted eveything, it doesn't even tastes like what I expected, so how the fuck did I manage to draw perfectly functional legs? What is the logic of this world?
>I can create a living being, that will eventually commit suicide, but can't create food or a horn to get me special powers?
>I suck as a God.
>try anything and here's...
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>Oh you WILL follow the rules of Rarity, you ruffian
>>25491439
Do we have to run when the sun comes up?
>>25491439
but i am human, and am immune to magic
So I'm going to an upcoming pone convention. How am I supposed to survive in a sea of autism?
>>25491324
Just think of having fun and hanging out with people who seems to have a grasp of social skill.
Show your own decency by not being a dick towards autists and do not dismiss cosutmed people as automatic shit bag.
Just be a human being and everything will be nice.
Find the dudes that look most self-aware.
If you have a 4CC scarf, wear it. It's like a bat signal for nor/MLP/eople.
>>25491349
Ah shit, I want one but aren't they all sold out?
That feel why do I visit this fucking board every day I wake up. I want off the ride.
>>25491310
Just wait 2 more years and it will all be over.
>>25491310
Try killing yourself
It will be closed by the end of the month, prior to the end of S5 and the long hiatus, and all of the /mlp/ content will have to go to a dedicated threead on /trash/.
Eazy-E in Equestria
What happens?
>>25491217
All right Tj you've got the go ahead. Don't fuck this up6VefCozJUwTfYuK5vbmG1+JcJ9JfSSg856GnH6qSEjqPcNeETHgan8bOTeqBkQqr3
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>>25491217
Same old CJ. Busta, straight busta.
Every-pony gets AIDS! YAY
SEASON 2 SUCKED! I MEAN ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THIS!?
>>25490987
Okay, seriously, who is this person supposed to be. And why are you posting here?
>>25491055
some pussified hambone who quit the internet because a brony trolled him.
>>25491055
Dont start
Why is she so shy, /mlp/?
>>25490601
Get the fuck out, you degenerate
>>25490601
So the dreamy boys will notice and think she's cute.
>>25490603
Having a bad day?
This is what Spikefags truly believe in.
>>25490297
Sorry buddy, but the show was already shit since season 1
>>25490312
Sorry buddy, but your opinion was already shit since Season 1.
>"You are nothing but a piece of crap"
>"That's what I said, a piece of crap"
>"I find you extremely ugly"
>"You emit a foul and unpleasant odour"
>"I *loathe* you"
>>25489699
So you wanna fuck then, or what?
>>25489699
You know Cadance, a simple "I fucking hate you" would have sufficed.
Resistance only makes my penis harder
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>>25490750
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iZydgkuJoE
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