Derpy thread?
Too soon
Derpy thread.
>>25490567
Her name is Muffins. Stop using fandom nicknames like an autist.
i want to cum inside Rainbow Dash
Me too.
>>25490258
OOH HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL COMMENT. HEY GUYS WE HAVE ANOTHER MEM..just kidding fuck off
I want to cum on her feet.
>"Wait, what do you mean 'you're a virgin'? Didn't anyone take your virginity on your cute-ceañera?"
>"Well this won't do! Hurry up anon, to my bedchambers! I'm so glad you told me, any longer and who knows what kind of powerful magic would have begun flowing through you."
>tfw Wizard powers are amplified in Equestria
>>25489801
>implying any magic can take my virginity.
>>25489801
>Cute-ceañera
WhatQuinceñera?Doesn't make sense at all
>"Anon, there is nothing sweet or savory about the rotting carcass of a chicken twisted and crushed with cruelty. How does it feel knowing your stomach is a graveyard?"
>>25489592
Pretty good actually.
>>25489592
How does it feel knowing your vagina is a graveyard?
>>25489592
>anon lets out a large burp before wiping his Cheeto covered hands on Celestias couch
"im sorry i didnt hear you over the sound of this faggot getting owned!"
>"anon i am talking to you!"
"quiet bitch im pwning newbs!"
>from upstairs a voice can be heard
>"WHATS TRICKERY IS THOU USING!? MY CONNECTION IS OF DELAY!"
>anon...
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>itt we write a fan fic one word at a time
Once
upon
the
niggers
A bad bitch with a lot of money, I love it, and her daughter is fucking Diamond Tiara. post SR art if anyone's made any.
If you guys can post DT too, that'd be great, she's cute as well
>>25488029
She probably got knocked out by Filthy Rich just to get to his money and forcefully marry him.
Filrthy Rich is the only one who care about his daughter but he is also a coward and can't stand up to Spoiled Rich.
Which mane 6 would be best mom?
Book Horse of course.
>>25487584
Apple bloom would make the best mom because her breast milk would taste like apple juice.
And since she is still young, she would not be too old before fucking age, so our incest wouldn't be considered weird.
>>25487584
None, they're already pretty horrible with childern
Question: Why isn't there more love for stoner horse? She's cute, has a nice voice, is kind and easy-going, and has a great color scheme. On top of that, dem eyebrows.
Tree Hugger appreciation thread?
I love Herb Horse, but I can understand why some people don't care for her. Some people just don't like hippies. I live in Portland, and this city rubs people the wrong way sometimes. You see the fifth white guy in a row with dreads, sandals, and a wife beater, going "Dude, you gotta check out this vegan, gluten-free tattoo shop." You see where I'm getting at?
By the way, the vegan tattoo shop,that's a thing.
I like her because she looks smelly and I am aroused by the idea of smelly hippie mares.
She also has a chilled out vibe and seems like a cool pony to bro around with.
>>25487617
This. It works well in horse form, but hippies irl are shit.Human hippie horse makes dong go tbqh tho
>"W-Why yes, that was my favorite pair of glasses.."
>"But it doesn't matter, it was an accident, right?"
>"...Right?"
>"Why are you so mean?"
>"Do you hate me that much?"
>"Did I do something wrong?"
>"Tell me and I can change it"
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>>25487400
Let me cum inside rainbow dash.
>>25487356
*backhand*
No ... you can't ...
>"Don't you think you're being a bit melodramatic about this Anonymous?"
>>25487090
Just give me an unfinished Starswirl spell already, fuck!
>>25487099
respect the dubs twilight!
>>25487090
It think its just astagein my life
>Be Anon
>Goin to sleep after a long day of being single
>i cri
>Eventually drift off to sleep.
>Wake up
>Realize that human Celestia and Luna are on top of you
>naked
>In Celestia's Royal Bedroom.
>They realize you're awake
>"good morning, love"...
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>>25486921
Am I the only one who hates how this guy draws faces?
>What do?
Wake up.
>>25486921
>human
pass.
>>25484451
Last Post
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/293792/
"Canterlot High is a mysterious place, with varying degrees of individual and unseen stories. When a mysterious stranger arrives and sets her sights on Flash Sentry, the girls quickly learn she has a dangerous secret. By that I mean she's an alien sent by a galactic council to see if humanity is worth bringing in, but despite this simple idea she decides to try to find the source of the magic and use it to conquer the galaxy,...
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Fuck it died? I just got home from work.
Welcome back anons. I'll write the next post after dinner.
>>25484451
Holy shit, she actually discombobulated two of the Shadowbolts. Who was it? Sour Sweet and Sugarcoat right?
>Ponyville seems to be a hotbed of excitement these days. Between the dragons roosting in the mountains, horrid monsters wandering out from the Everfree Forest, ancient ruins discovered deep in the earth, and the ever-presenting of all-out war between the Equestrians and the Gryphons, it seems like everypony looking for fame or fortune is flocking to this town.
>It is an age of knights, adventurers, dark magics, and destined heroes.
>You are none of these things.
>Your...
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>>25486435
That could be problematic considering we'll be going to businesses.
>>25486435
Well I mean
If he steals from sundance or wispy, he's as good as gone from this corporeal plane.
If he steals from ember or azura, he's toast
And if he steals from Longshot or airy, he's gonna be Swiss cheese.
So I mean if he comes, we aren't responsible for his fate, should he choose poorly.
>>25486557
Could always have a hoof on demonstartion with Sundance about touching things that don't belong to you. I am sure that it will be a totally fine lesson!
What's an episode that actually amazed you?
Whether it was by sheer brilliance or sheer stupidity.
>>25486262
Slice of Life, because it had both
>>25486262
The Best Night Ever.
It was a finale about a party, and it was more amazing than it had any right to be.
>>25486262
Cutie Mark Map.
A perfect, red-pilling depiction of communism while still keeping it TV-Y.
Why are ponies in heat so hot?
>>25484366
Because heat increases the average kinetic energy of the random microscopic motions of their constituent microscopic particles such as electrons, atoms, and molecules.