Twilight was cuter without wings.
Gather, my children, and confess your sins.
You shall not be judged for the spaghetti that has been spilled, weird fetish porn that has been fapped to, or how much material merch you own.
Come, child, and confess.
I don't own any merchandise, any netflix subscriptions, and I don't even watch the show. I just lurk and shitpost on this board like a bum. The best I have is a Peter Grimm straw fedora.
I'm thinking about buying myself a locket and putting my waifu's picture in it.
Does the show still have a spark?
The correct question is, "Is the spark still in you?"
Why is she so perfect?
Also, post not so popular background pones
>Not so popular background ponies
I like this idea.
The orange one removing the stick from Rarity's ass.
Ice Bear is now in Equestria.
You think you can rap
But you choke
You're just a joke
You can't get a girl anyway
She has no style
She has no grace
is a fucking disgrace
She can suck cock
when she needs to
and stretch her legs out
just for you
inflate her tits
just like a balloon
this crazy whorse
just flubs this tune!
>"You're my bitch, you got that?! Do what I tell you when I tell you to do it, you tard!"
I love Spikefags and their desperate attempts to look so cool and tough.
Literal Jew Edition
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another S1 writer leaves the show
Also, I accidentally made the thread 5 minutes early. So uh. YOU GOTTA WAIT FIVE ADDITIONAL MINUTES.
>"Anon...why are there...lewd pictures of me on your human tech thing?"
"I didn't draw that." You raise your arms defensively. "That was another human. Some pervert I don't know."
>"...Is that...LUNA?! Doing it with me?"
>You begin making steps out of Celestia's room until all the suddden, the door slams shut in front of you and locks.
They got their cutie marks?!?!?
Yeah. They did. You may be led to believe they're really important and special because of their abnormal marks and obtainment, but don't get excited. The ability to make asses glow and get others' to truly understand their marks isn't really exclusive to the CMC at all. AJ does it in the latest episode, too.
Try to prove that the "highly talented unicorns" aren't being named in relation like this on purpose.
How does he pass the time?
>"Hey, Anon guess what? I get my EBT recharged tomorrow! Isn't that great?!"
>You look up from the newpaper you're reading and raise an eyebrow
"Your electronic benefit transfer? That you'll actually have bits? "
>You shake your head and fold your newspaper down.
"To be honest, I was wondering when you'd actually get off your lazy arse and do something about it. It's been Three months Dash."
Next Anon writes RainbowCunts part.
Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy
kill it with fire