Hey guys.. Um. I want to just get something off my chest. And I know this is possibly the worst place to do this. But I feel as if I can talk with you guys before something shitty happens. So if you have time to read this, I would love if you guys did. Thanks.
First off, I just want to declare something about myself. I won't really go in to details about it or anything but I was recently diagnosed with lung cancer.. And uh. Well. I just want to say a few things about you guys and the fandom and all that shit just in case something shitty happens.
Uuuuh. Haha....
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>>25522437
Good luck, bud.
Inb4 OP becomes Walter White.
You'll always be one of our faggots OP
Can we have a cozy human cuddling pone thread?
I'll allow it.
>>25522249
>>25522288
>anon was in the closet watching the little girl sleep the entire time
>he saw this scene and couldn't resist coming out and tucking them in
>he then went back to his closet and masturbated the beautiful scene
I don't know about any of you but I love Starlight Glimmer and can find hardly any faults with her. Whatever you may think of her, and whatever the writers intended us to think of her, I would marry her 100% and would not only keep my mouth completely shut about her little secret, but make sure everyone else in Our Town does the same by any means necessary.
>>25522194
would you worship her hot, steamy pony butthole?
>>25522207
If by that, you mean fuck it, then yes.
>"Is that what I think it is?"
W-What do you think it is?
>>25522187
A brand new recorder?
Yep, it is.
>>25522187
a cutie fluttershy pic?
yep
>"W-whoa. It's ok Anon. It was only a joke. J-just be cool. You don't need to be this angry. It was just a joke. I-I'm sorry ok? J-just be cool man."
>>25521988
>Just a prank bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbekpNWbL5k
Tell me I'm a jew once again. I dare you.
>>25521988
OP please. Rainbow would never be scared if you. She'd probably fight you if you started something.
>"Oh hello Anonymous!"
>"Enjoying the festivities no doubt."
>"May I.... may I speak to you in private?"
>"Anonymous....out of all the ponies and well anyone I've ever met."
>"You are by far the most sophisticated and intelligent I have ever known."
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>>25521985
you'd better be prepared to suck some serious dick for that many bits.
>>25521985
>"You are by far the most sophisticated and intelligent I have ever known."
It was at this point I knew you were trying to scam me, I may be dumb but I'm not dumb.
>>25521985
I will consider donating the bits...if you show me a few of your works, 2 or 3 examples should do. Amaze me with your freshest avant-garde and progressive thinking.
What
>>25521946
20% longer than zero is still zero.
>>25521946
>cleverbot is a meme-spouter
>an old meme spouter
>>25521993
dankest memes never gets old
>Season 6 finale has a flash forward to the M6 being married and having families
>>25521932
THe one thing that triggers me in endings like these is that all the friends of a show seemingly married at the same year where their kids are about the same age as each other.
>>25521932
>Implying that will not finish with friendship that would be confirmed being magic
My little pony: The Friendship Paradox
>>25521712
I bet the apple production will be 5x better, but will be made out to be bad because
>muh traditions
>>25521827
It's still polluting the atmosphere and leading to runoff.
Also this is really anachronistic and doesn't fit with the show's tech.
>>25521827
Plus that's the lesson she learned in the first flimflam episode.
Hey Nor/mlp/eople
So I've been gone for way too long, I could make excuses and spin tales about why I was gone but that isn't what's really important. What is important is that I wanted to story time some colorful equine comics for you all tonight, if you'll have me that is!
>>25521540
....Yeah, alright.
>>25521540
You're going to storytime this abomination?
>>25521540
How is everyone doing today? Well I hope.
>>25521572
I haven't even read it, it's just the newest. Truth be told I don't usually read the MLP comics before I story time them.
Anon! What did I say about Holder's boulder?
>>25521245
Whoops, sorry, totally forgot. Guess you have to punish me now, huh?
>>25521245
Does it look like I care?
>>25521245
You said it would rock my world
This guy in Equestria, what happens?
>>25521011
Everyone in Ponyville abruptly and simultaneously purges the contents of their stomach.
>>25521011
They're in for a bad timeCaptcha: Select all the Flowers
>>25521011
What's he gonna do, photosynthesize at them?
.
>>25520678
I want to fuck that deer.
>>25520678
>>25520678
Oh deer.
Why is she so perfect?
She's white.
>>25520675
You should post art that isn't disgusting and hideous next time you type those words.
Because PonutJoe is good at drawing hershe's not real anyway
Was Razzle Dazzle supposed to be terrible or is the electronica-pop genre really that awful?
>>25520669
the last one
>>25520669
>electronica-pop
That's just regular pop man. Bitches don't care for instruments no more.
>>25521185
I knew the episode was gonna be mediocre when filly-rara had a grown mare's singing voice.