I have had a crappy day make me laugh /mlp
A army of 50,000 crusaders has arrived in equetria to claim the land for the church and to free the ponies from their worship of false gods, what happens?
Keep in mind that ponies are vulnerable to human diseases, have never fought a war, and the royals guards are the only ones with training which is mediocre at best.
crusaders also arrive here with only their weapons, armor, and a one month supply of food.
what is the make-up of this 50.000 crusaders? calvery? to they have engineers? siege engines pre-built? what crusade is it? is gunpoweder weaponry at thier disposal? who is the commander? where are the crusaders from? (specific countries in euro please) and what is their own training? are they battle tested?
come on op. we need more than that.
>Oh no, Rainbow Dash has been homeless and starving..
>She hasn't eaten in 10 days.
>Shes too proud to go begging, she might just starve without your help.
Quick, what would be the first thing you feed her if you found her like this?
Post Oc, make Oc, create something that is Original Character and Pony.
Pic related is an Oc I made, Blue Berry.
Please don't get deleted
So awhile ago I saw this filename joke. I thought it was pretty funny, but then I looked into it. Nurse Redheart's last appearance in the show was in season 2. She made one and only one apprance in the the IDW comics, the 9th issue, she hasn't been seen in either continuity since. 4 issues later alicorn Twilight made her first appearance in comics.
Are you saying that Twilight Sparkle has a phantom double?
So who's the pony equivalent of Kazuhira "Bring back a nigger, I'll pull the trigger" Miller?
So... who else didn't like today's episode?
>"Why do so many anons hate me?"
What subreddit do you think your waifu is subscribed to?
>this is the new 'which pony does your current gf resemble the most'
>"You should really stop crying during orgasm, anon."
>She lies there unmoving, staring up at the ceiling with a bored expression
>She didn't even take off her glasses
>You feel yourself getting close anyway, and she rolls her eyes as your breathing gets heavier
>Just before you climax, she finally makes eye contact
>"You're really bad at this"
Shit nigga, I'd cry too
"Obey your master!"
>"Fug me, Anon."
GOLDEN RAYS OF THE GLOURIS SUNSHINE
SENDING DOWN SUCH A BLOOD RED LIGHT
Makes me wonder if that tweet was just a very subtle spoiler
What Michelle was trying to say was
brunettes > blondes
Will she find a weapon to surpass friendship?