Are Sunburst and Sunset related somehow?
>almost identical color scheme
>magic talent and magic theory
>studied at Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns
I want to create content on my free time but these ridiculously sexy ponies are keeping me masturbating. What do I do?
How can we get a better simulation of a pony than this before the show ends
Think realistically anon
I want to
kill all the zebras, or Ziggers, as I like to call them
This is the closest i can get to a mlp:fim pony.
So I definetly would!
Congratulations , you are now in a romantic relationship with your pony wafui somehow
just than a portal form earth reveals your family
how would they react to you fuckin colorful magic horses
>"Mom, dad, this is Celestia, my gi-, marefriend."
>Dad:"Oh thank you, thank you, thaaank you. See, honey, told you he wasn't gay."
>Mom:"SHE'S A HORSE."
>Dad: "A REAL LIVE BREATHING FEMALE HAS TAKEN AN INTEREST IN OUR SON, THIS IS NOTHING SHORT OF A FUCKING MIRACLE!"
They would probably just be happy I finally have a girlfriend.
>"Told you he wasn't gay." replied the sister.
>"At least he isn't gay." said the father.
>"You would fuck a horse." announced the brother.
>"Oh dear god what are you doing?!" shouted the mother.
>"There goes 20 dollars..." peeped the uncle.
They really don't care.
/mlp/, I just got the first girlfriend I've ever had, and she's a brony!
What about you guys? Have ponies led any of you to RL relationships?
Haha, amazing bait, this will undoubtedly provide lulz and material for future cringe threads.
L I T E R A L L Y
Im seeing a absence of Sunest x Starlight storys, lets fix that now anon.
Trips declare it.
Nightmare Moon did nothing wrong.
Would you ?
The pony store is out of ponies and this is the only one they have in stock. Would you?
Mares belong to stallions not men!
FUCK OFF APES!!
What's the problem, colt? Did mom caught you clopping to neighponese animation?
Would you have a relationship with someone if you could see them as a pony?
>Been farming since birth
>Has to be shown by ponies who have never farmed before in their lives how to make the most simple improvements to her methods
Is Applejack seriously this stupid?
Don't mistake ignorance with stupidity, it's surprisingly easy to get stuck in routines that have worked for us at some point in the past. I've met a few people in farming/agriculture that tend to do things that don't exactly make their job any easier, all because it's worked at some point.