>Aww, did you forget your sleeping bag, Anon? That's okay, you can share with me! There's plenty of room for both of us...
Meanwhile in anons head as he sleeps next to her
>Don't pop a boner
>Don't pop a boner
>Don't pop a boner
>Don't pop a
This is the future in which Trixie destroys Equestria with the Alicorn Amulet
She is not real daily reminder.
Nightmare Moon did nothing wrong
Be honest, anon... Did you take my pipe revolver rifle?
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Congratulations! Your new My Little Pony© is sure to bring you years of joy!
Please, carefully read the instructions before opening the patented Cryo-Box containing your pony.
-Allow at least one hour of uninterrupted time in a secluded, quiet area free from distractions. Your My Little Pony© is designed to begin imprinting upon release from its Cryo-Box. Place the Cryo-Box on the floor, carefully open it, and sit nearby. Your pony may sniff, nuzzle, and lick you as imprinting begins. Do not leave the area. You may gently touch your pony.
-Your Cryo-Box doubles as a comfortable nesting bed for your pony!
-Each pony comes with a 6-week supply of Xtreme grade nutrient paste designed to accommodate the rapid growth process. After the nutrient paste is used, your pony may switch to a normal diet (see Appendix A for recommendations)
-Your My Little Pony© begins its life as a wonderful little colt or filly! You may allow your pony to grow naturally, or you may use the provided Rapid Growth Accelerant to mature your pony to stallion / mare age in a matter of weeks!
-Your pony is engineered to love and support you. Please allow 3-4 weeks for colts and fillies to age before engaging in sexual activity. If rapidly aging your pony, sexual contact may begin after 2 weeks. Be gentle with your pony!
-Every night, place the Language-Assistance headphones on your pony for at least 30 minutes to teach your pony proper speaking skills.
-DO NOT REJECT YOUR PONY. REJECTED PONIES MAY HAVE VIOLENT TENDENCIES. IF YOU FEEL YOU MAY HAVE UNWITTINGLY REJECTED YOUR PONY, PLEASE CALL BIO SUPPORT AT 555-PONY-4ME IMMEDIATELY!
Today on HBBES Q&A: General questions and accessories for pony care. Decanted Hassenfelds are cryonic-transport friendly, a cost-saving (and when done with commerical products like the one shown) and stress-reducing way to bring your pony to places they might not normally easily manage, like extra-orbital habitats! Shown is one of our favorite third-party products, the Cryotranz© pet transport. We have the office-cat Opalescence modeling this one, but we've used similar ones for young fillies, while the larger versions can allow a normally space-sick unicorn or earth pony a comfortable method to travel to Mars or underwater habitats.
>So I cannot buy the true proletariat earth pony.
Earth ponies have severe problems with extended lack of contact with a strong gravitational field, leading to rapid loss of bone density and strength faster than normal exercise routines will restore. HBBES allows earth pony sales to habitats that maintain at least a .8G constant across the supermajority (66%+) of the living space.
Unicorns are prone to "sparking" outside of atmosphere due to reactions between their horns and excessive radiation. This renders them generally unsuitable for non-planetary settlement, lest the unicorn accidentally breach it's own suit or touch off something volatile (see the Belle Disaster newsfile as of two years prior in which one filly managed to breach an entire agrodome, barely preventing a total loss of atmosphere via accidentally coating the resulting hole with tree sap and emergency sealant)
HBBES allows Martian delivery of non-pegasi models, as long as they are guaranteed to remain in the gravity well outside of emergencies.
Which pone would be a better housewife?
>N-no, I'm sorry, Anon
>It won't happen again!
>Wh-what's in the bag
>trying to make money with machines is worse than using an ancient artifact to imprison and enslave an entire town
>Trixie is so small time she doesn't even register as a big bad
I love it. Time for Seth to trade his bed in for something more permanent. Something with a latching lid perhaps.
bedroom eyes thread
Here are three magical envelopes.
One will grant the opener a unicorn horn.
One will grant the opener a pair of pegasus wings.
The last one takes away any horn and/or wings from the opener.
You can send ONE envelope to any pony you want via mail.
I send the one that removes horns and wings to Twilight. She opens it.
I send the remaining two envelopes to Spike, who is not a pony. I put these two envelopes inside larger envelopes, and write "to Twilight" on the outside. She opens them.
guys I'm getting fucking scared
where the fuck are the mods?
it's too early for them to be asleep
>Wake up in Equestria, what looks like the deep woods
>This guy asks you whimsically
>"Well then, a stranger, a fool perhaps?"
>"Tell me, have you awaken here as I have,or are you a local in this strange and colorful land perhaps?"
What say you /mlp/?
This is what black people look like in cartoon horse world.
This is what heaven looks like in cartoon horse world.