Pony hates you.
Pony will never love you.
Pony will not talk to you.
>You see that somebody else needs to be saved.
Does this give you an equal amount of sunshine?
"Come on people, you know you don't have anything else going on in your lives"
Can we agree this was the worst S5 episode?
The writers are going to pull a Shaymalan and have Applejacks parents appear in Season 6.
If they appear it will be massive bullshit.
Specially after abandoning them
There's been time for the board as a whole to mull the newest finale over. What finale was /mlp/'s favorite?
Anyone who picks anything other than 4 is objectively wrong. I believe in you guys. Make the right choice.
I hope somebody puts a rock in the middle of your urethra.
>Glimmer threads are being actively deleted despite being no different than all the other shitposting threads that are allowed to live
What gives? Leave them or purge everything that is just shitposting.
So, which characters strike you as being the most submissive or dominant?
Being a dom myself, I find it quite easy to sniff out the subs... and the ones who strike me as such are Rainbow Dash, Celestia, Luna, Spoiled Rich and Coloratura.
But the most blatant sub is probably pic-related. Say what you will about her alpha bitch façade in the first film, and her occasional temper flares: she'd be a total doormat in the bedroom. Just look at that face.
All i saw from that gay little "time travel" episode was a bunch of horses standing up and hitting each other in the feet (hooves). It was like watching nerds slapping each other. PATHETIC.
What kind of a WAR has no CASUALTIES?
KILL some damn horses already!!!
Goddamn, that was so lame it crippled a pony in Montana. That was so stupid it caused the Internet to retch. That was so amazingly dumb and painful to read a ten-year-old orphan in Syria just joined a rebel gang.
What will you expect in Season 6? What episodes do you wish for?
>"Twilight told me that you need friends and since I need friends too..."
>"Wanna be my friend, anon?"
What if Hasbro came out and told us all to go fuck ourselves for being a bunch of autists which eat their soulless executive toy commercial?
But Hasbro already did that by creating Magical Mystery Cure.
Oh shit! Your waifu has found your music player and is now listening to the last song you listened to.
>What's the song?
>What's her reaction?
>"Anonymous, what'd the hoof say to the face?"
>"SLAP! WOOO!!!! That was coold blooded~"
>"All I want for Christmas is you, anon."
Please. We all know that you're going to dump me when you learn the inconvenient truth about me.
>"Soldiers come by every now and then to rough the place up."
>"It is not too bad... We give them some stashed away apple cider and one of them, usually their commander, have his little way with me. It keeps the shipment of canned apples more safe, I think. Even if it hurts every now and then."
>Applejack thoughts drift to the distant for a while
>"It is what we mares have to do to...
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