>"Anon, you are undeniably, unquestionably, uncool!"
She isn't real!
Good, to be perfectly honest, family.
Hey guys, can you help me out with something?
I'm meeting some horsefucker friends I've known for 5 years for the first time and I wanna bring some surprises. Is there any way I can buy a print out sticker of pic related and slap it on a real bottle of Jack Daniels or bring some kind of pony related drink or mix? Or maybe I could bring some faggy pony friendship bracelets with our favorite ponies cutie marks on em or something.
Maybe a cider? You got mugs that look right? You can meme it up and make just brought for everyone except for the RDfag in the group.
No need to bring anything. Just show up. Its a casual meet up anyway.
If you really want to print stickers -> http://www.stickeryou.com/2/stickermaker
Just take my advice and try not to
spergit up anon. Talk about pone, but talk about other things too. Have fun faggot.
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
"Hey Anon! What kind of dark magic we'll be learning today?"
Reminder that we will rewatch the show starting next Saturday.
>inb4 watching the show
>inb4 >OP can't inb4
Yeah good luck with that, OP. Maybe you'll even manage to find some people who will actually care.
The idea was posted a few times and there always were very positive comments.
What is she dancing to?
Do you remember any girls from school that were very much like one of the main 6? Were you infatuated with one of them?
Because nothing is more satisfying to Tia then tucking you under hr wing for a nap.
Name something that causes more butthurt than other boards seeing a pony.
She isn't real
I can't make her real
She isn't real
I can't make her real
Is there a song that reminds you of your waifu?
Baby you're a firework
Come on show me what you're worth
Make em go oh oh oh
As you shoot across the skyyy
Boom boom boom
Even brighter than the moon moon moon
It's always been inside of you
We just made them up, to hurt ourselves
Yeah, an we just made them up, to hurt ourselves
And it worked
Yes it did
So Ive got a load of balls to take care of next week guys and gals.
Loads of depressing crap thats got to be taken care of, ya know.
So rather than prepare for the issues as normal people do, I plan to get plastered and watch a season over the weekend.
Couple of forties and some ponies!
What I wanted to know was which season would be the best for my viewing pleasure, So I offer this strawpoll for your perusal.
Ifn its wanted Ill update the lot of you while Im going on this journey.
Otherwise, Ill just fuck off and throw a dart on the wall.
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Watch it twice.
If you want something done right edition.
Hello anons, writefag here. I'll get to work on a new chapter, but I'd really, really appreciate it if you guys did something other than just wait for me, or just not post in general.
Try drawing, or writing stuff of your own. Aliens Invading the ponyverse/EQGverse seems like the sort of thing people would get a kick out of. Come on, get out of your comfort zone a little.
Rainbow gasped as she was forced awake, panting horrified as she looked around her. She was in a semi-clear, plastic tube in a dark, dark room. She felt the tube shift, and it knocked her into the side as it slowly moved forward towards a bright light. Letting her eyes adjust, rainbow found herself in a metal room filled with machinery, and Inapan sitting in a metal chair, passing her time by reading something on one of her archive's tablets. A loud buzz let her know the process had been completed.
"Ah, Rainbow Dash." The alien said, setting the tablet aside and standing up. "I believe that was your name. Welcome back to the world of the living! Of course, this is assuming your species dies when you are deconstructed atom by atom."
"Wait, Princess? Let me out of here so I can kick your futuristic green a-" She struck the edge of the tube, hoping to break it. Naturally, this failed and only hurt her fist. The alien laughed in response.
"Oh Rainbow, a pity you only have the same amount of braincells as you do colors in your hair, or you'd have realized this tube was made of the third hardest substance in the universe!" Inapan explained as a second robot arm picked up the tube, lifting and dropping it onto another conveyor.
"Why did you even want me alive? You had me dead for... how long have I been out?" Rainbow asked.
"Six earthen hours. I would have assumed someone that important would have been through the Pearly gates by then, but I suppose you have as many sins as virtues."
"Wait, you're an alien. What do you know about religion?"
"Rainbow, is it not possible that two completely different species have had the same idea of an almighty being pointing us towards what is right?"
"Wha- How is this NOT a sin?! Killing us, terrorizing our friends, threatening to wipe out our species?!"
"Oh look, we're here!" Inapan said as a third claw delivered Rainbow into some kind of socket, spinning it in place like it was some kind of odd, cylindrical lightbulb.
>"Welcome home, Twilight~"