Hey dork! You gotta light?
>"Have you heard the good news?"
>can only get into their biggest church with a special card
>can only get card if you give them enough money
Equestria, the land I love
A land of harmony
Our flag does wave from high above
For ponykind to see!
Equestria, a land of friends
Where ponykind do roam
Guys.... I'm meeting some anon who lurks here at a park on Saturday. This guy was lurking in that hoersfucker map thread and decided to be friends with me on Steam.
He's going to give me some of his unwanted spaghetti/merch away which includes a few cards and a lunchbox.
I'm really really nervous af. Any tips/stories you wanna share?
>"Agent Anon, I've been expecting you."
is that a puppet in your lap or are you just happy to see me?
>"um I'd love to take you on a date anon..but I kind of want a stallion with doubles, please don't take it the wrong way"
>"Would you kindly head to the castle of friendship and kill that son of a bitch?"
If anyone gets killed it should probably be you, you walking violation of causality.
ITT we share stories where we've been caught watching MLP, or caught with pony paraphernalia.
I just watched one episode at my sister's house, because I thought she would oversleep.
When she saw the laptop screen she was like "what is that? ponies?" I said yeah and she was like erh ok.
Later she got herself a filly applejack t-shirt. She never watched the show though.
Well /mlp/. It's the time of year again.
>"Come count the stars with me anon."
Only if you come check out this sweet clock I invented
So, we can all agree that Crusaders of The Lost Mark was the best season 5 episode, right?
So everyone Is talking about how the nightmare moon victory scenario is not that bad, but like mom said, she would bring 'an era of evil'
Of course things were fine at the castle, and she is vain enough to tolerate public viewings of her castle, but what do you think she changed besides sealing Tia in the moon and the whole night thing? She seems to want Equestria to flourish but also has an iron hoof.
your face when you arrive in equestria
Your face when you realize you're not alone in Equestria
Rarity what do you mean you don't like me that way, I'm perfect I'm a supreme gentleman.
Guys I'm in love with two horses and want them both as my waifu.
You can't have 2 waifus.
Pick one and commit for life, faggot.