>"Anon, I want us to have a baby."
>>25650337
so do i
>>25650337
Applejack is best maremom
>>25650337
>more half-assed AiE prompts
>So I hear you guys want Starlight to get wings
>mfwshe doesn't get them
>>25650221
Do it, Larson, and I'll buy your book.
Were the Cutie Mark Crusaders added into the storyline so they could eventually transition into replacing the mane six and become the main characters when they're older?
>>25650170
Yes. I want to come in Rainbow Dash will become I want to come in Scootaloo.
Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle were hasbro mandates. Lauren only envisioned AB. So I'd say no.
>Sorry to wake you up, Anon, but could I borrow your spanner for just a bit?
>>25650114
why do you need a WRENCH?
we're in America, dammit!
>>25650114
Did you break my goddamned plumbing again.
I told you not to eat KFC anymore
>>25650114
I don't know whether to beat you senseless or ask what the fuck a spanner is, but I am just plain fucking sick and tired of seeing your face.
>>25650070
with it being fucking cold in the south right now
yes
>>25650085
>cold in the south
>cold
>in the south
>the south
It's perfectly fine here in Florida.
>>25650070
I didn't get it until I read it aloud.
You beautiful bastard.
Im super excited for Season 6! How about you guys?
>mfw there wont be a 6th season
>>25649959
You bet I am.
Strap on your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy ride.
>"'Ay, Anon."
>"I've been watching you for a while now, with Twilight... "
>"The way you act around her..."
>"Listen. She's MY girlfriend. End of discussion."
>"I'd like you to just stop hanging around her, got it?"
>...
>"Oh?"
>"What's...
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>>25649869
ERASE
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>>25649869
>>25649869
>spit it out
Is that what that stain on your shirt is.
Would ponies like Reese's?
>87 calories
>only 1.5 grams of protein
LMAO
no
>>25649866
CANDY?
FOR BREAKFAST?
Twi would have an addiction I believe
The episode "Sweet and Elite" (Season 2, Episode 9) aired on this day four years ago.
It wasted the Canterlot world design on "lel dumb shallow rich ponies" like we needed anymore shit characters in an utopia about magical talking ponies.
>>25649800
That was a good episode, fuck me four years ago?
Feels like it was last winter.
time flies...
>"Anon? Is that you?"
>"Oh thank goodness, could you help me here?"
>"I seem to have dropped my eyes, everything's all pale now, could you help me find them?"
>>25649689
>dropped my eyes
ABANDON BOARD
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>>25649689
>not tonguing the eye-less eye holes
plebs
This was such a sad episode. Rarity needs better more appreciative friends.
>>25649679
>filename
>not rarara
>>25649679
She the worst horse tho
>>25650178
>Not applejack
In all honesty, based on the show how mature would the ponies act in a romantic relationship?
>>25649556
In front of the cameras, pony would act super innocent. After the show is done, pony would be normal.
>>25649556
Romantically.
>>25649580
This desu senpai desu senpai sugoi
What is she plotting, /mlp/?
>>25649462
To go back in time to when you first arrived in Equestria, and rape you
>>25649462
With the mods to delete every new thread that I clicked on so far.besides this one
>>25649476
Or she could just ask for the dick and I'd be all like "Okay, cool."
>"MY NAME IS NOT TWIGGY-PIGGY, ANON."
>>25649338
Whatever you say, Twiggy-Piggy.
>>25649338
Okay, Sporkle.
>>25649338
My apologies, Dorklight Neverlaid.
Any of you faggots actually believe that you can go to Equestria when you die?
I, in a way, believe that it could happen.
I believe that time is a construct of our brain. As we die, our sense of time slows but can never entirely stop. We go into an eternal dream that can either be our own personal heaven, or our own personal hell.
Think about it, who would know what would hurt you more than yourself? It would also explain why people who have near death experiences from many different religions all claim to see/hear their own god/gods.
So in a way,...
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>>25649260
The limit as you approach infinite regression still approaches 1, anon
>>25649260
I want to believe
I think the best way to test the theory is if you kill yourself, op