Post your waifu and the reasons you love her
Because i'm a loser with serious life crippling mental disorders that makes me obsess over my pretty pony cartoons and will never make it with a real girl.
Also she's so kawaii.
Is this board still going to be here 15 years from now like /vp/?
Twilight sparkle may lose the wings but cannot lose her stupidity
I feel there isn't enough love for these equines. Post'em here.
>Inb4 ahple hoers
>the show will never top this episode
>"I've been defeated... Friendship castle is in shambles... Celestia even took Twilight's wings because she couldn't befriend YOU!"
>"That's it. I don't care if Princesses don't want me to harm you anymore. One final rematch! That's the only way to regain my lost pride!"
>"Now come on, you pathetic green loser, hit me with all you've got!"
Where do all these shit prompts come from that boards gets flooded with since a few days ago. Go fuck off this site you autists.
Horses sleep with their eyes open.
>Post yfw you wake up in the night and see your waifu sleeping next to you, styring at you with wide open eyes.
I think it's more fun to post pics of ponies asleep on their feet with bulging eyes.
Is there a name for the ant that was frightened off by yellow quiet yet?
We name everything else.
I want to cum inside ant.
I started lifting for many reasons, pic related is the main reason.
Why do you lift, /mlp/?
Oh, he's trying to repel her? You don't need to wreck your body to do that, she's pretty much a loner anyway. I thought he meant that he was lifting so his waifu would like him more or something.
Dubs confirm Twilight loses wings
Why isn't this fucker on Broadway yet? He's too good for children's animation. I mean, he could at least make MLP his day job while he pursues something greater. In fact, that's exactly what he should do.
Also, how long has "Anonymous" been replaced with = on this board?
There's a lot more to a job than skillset. Yeah, he probably does have what it takes to get more lucrative and glamorous job, but I watched an interview he did, and he said he loved cartoons, and always wanted to work on them. He's got his dream job, and on top of that, he's worked his ass off long enough. He's probably just in the last few years been able to not only make a comfortable living, but also not have stressful hours. Going into a new field like that means starting from scratch again. He wouldn't be making the money he's making now, and he probably would have a ton of added stress.
Why is she so perfect?
>Vibrant blue eyes
>Pink poofy hair for you to bury your face in whole spooning
>Cheerful attitude and an infectious smile
Literally perfect waifu material.
>"ANON, I WANT YOU TO FUCKING HAVE SEX WITH ME RIGHT NOW!!! I'M ANGRY AS FUCK AND I WANT YOUR THICK COCK NOW!!!!!"
Anyone want to write fake episode synopses?
>Pinkie Pied: "When Pinkie Pie enters a cooking competition against the famous Creme Brulee, she discovers that the world of competitive cooking isn't a piece of cake. Guest VA Gordon Ramsay."
>Spike the Magic Dragon: "Spike sets out on an adventure to finally learn the story of his origins and parents, but ends having to solve a dispute with lasting consequences for Equestria."
>Dog Tired: "When the...
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>"The Lost Mark"
>As Equestria is about to make the complete switch records, books, and messages to paper instead of parchment; Twilight and friends meet Guttenbucker, the last parchment maker in Equestria. What happens when a pony can no longer follow their cutie mark?