Larry Laffer in Equestria. What now?
Nice dubs but the ponis would not have sex with him because MLP is a cartoon made for children and he would just masturbate and die.
"Anon? I have a secret to tell you. I'm a lesbian. You tell anyone, and I'll rip off your dick."
Don't kid yourself, the only more well known "secret" is Braeburn's sexual orientation. We all know why you keep recruiting young, fit fillies to get all sweaty and make them work out in front of you and show off their bodies.
I banished Celestia to the sun anon!
I heard you were annoyed that Celestia didn't have any episodes.
I can be your Celestia for tonight.
>"Oh anon! Thank goodness it's you!"
>"Listen, I got a test in ten minutes, but I dropped my eyes and can't find them"
>"Could I borrow yours? Just until the end of the day? There's no way I can get to my refrigerator for my replacement pair in time."
"It's going good, well, not so good, I still have my student loans, and my credit card debts.. But uh, so how are things with you?"
>"Anon darling, would you mind taking a seat?"
>"As you know, we've been going out for two months."
>"And well, there's something I have to confess, something that may change the nature of our relationship."
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Is Equestria Girls worth watching?
EqG Rainbow Rocks: no
EqG Friendship Games: yeh
But you gotta watch 'em all in order
>Hey Fluttershy, Twlight was just wond-
>Uh, Fluttershy... why are you sitting on Anon's face?
/gewunner/ thread because some ponies just want to watch the world burn
I liked gen 2 a little better. Sweetheart's a qt.
>"I-I swear, I-I d-don't know what that is..."
God this is so cringy. Any other terribly bad fanart like this?
I made this a while ago. PLS bully.
>God this is so cringy
It depends. It looks so bad I think it might actually have been made by a child, in which case it's cute because kids making things is cute even when they're shitty. But if an adult made it and thought it was good enough to post on the internet, then yeah, that's cringey.
Who is Saitama's favorite pony?
Nice wings there Glimmer. Oh wait you don't have any.
Why is it so easy to be an alicorn in EQG?
>Spidertwi for season 6
Make is happen Hasbro!
>"psst anon,I overheard you talking about something called a ...democracy, what is that?"
Isn't it obvious?
It's a word made up of "demo" and "cracy", meaning rule.
Democracy is when your world is ruled by demons.
Literal, fire-spitting, stick-fire-pokers-up-your-ass demons.
No offense, Spike. Although are you sure you're not one of them?
Have I told you about my lord and savior satan?