This is a thing
Tell me anons,
If you could live in Equestria and fuck your waifu, would you do it as human male, or as a stallion pony?
>"I'm sorry darling, but I don't like you and I never will..."
Ponies in uniforms are cool. Let's have a Thread about that.
Wow, I made that my name instead of the subject of the thread. I'm a genius.
...and stallions. And anons. A thread for the greatest stud in Equestria, Big Macintosh!
It's already been implied that he's the most handsome stallion in all Ponyville
Why don't you have a pony waifu yet?
because I'm an empty shell of a man devoid of all hope.
I do have one, OP, and she's better than yours.
>"Fuck you, Anon!"
Why aren't you (re)watching Friendship Games on Netflix now, Anon?
>"Care for some tea, Anon?"
>Wake up, Anon! It's time for the huggening!
I am in a world of pain... It`s wonderful!
Why did they even WANT to be her pet?
Who wouldn't want to be the pet of the best pony?
>"Oh hey little bro"
>"Hows my favorite mutant doing today, huh?"
Can we just skip the small talk and fugg already?