Don't worry Anon! I can be edgy! I'm going to be the edgiest pony I can be!
...you're about as edgy as a marshmallow, darling! You're soft, sweet and squidgily adorable!
Now you go back to your Fuzzy Felt 'Look! I Can Be Emo Too!' playset dear, the mares & stallions are talking.
>no /gewunner/ thread
There is not nearly enough Wind Whistler.
Wind Whistler is okay, but Bowtie a best.
Also it's complete bullshit that the original cast never returned after Rescue at Midnight Castle.
Bow Tie didn't fuck around that's for sure.
>"Did you just slap my butt?!"
>"Wow anon! You were right! Guns are fun."
>"Hey anon, say I had a portal to Earth, do you think you could bring more firearms? I'd love to try out one of those sehmee-awtomahticks you keep talking about."
>"Off the record of course, I don't think Celestia would approve."
>"Anon. I wonder which kingdom I should conquer next."
bitch you have 1 province. and you are a client state of Equestria.
"Oh, Anon! I wanted to...umm...what I mean is...I've been practicing the guitar, and I-I'm thinking of trying out for the school talent show this year...s-so...could you listen to me and tell me if you think I should do it? I've never performed by myself in front of anyone...but our band has really helped me get more comfortable in the spotlight, and I think I can do it! so... If you don't mind...I would really appreciate your opinion."
Are you proud of yourself, /mlp/?
>"A My Little Pony chapter book filled with adventure and intrigue featuring fan favorites Lyra and Bon Bon."
Its not my fault Hasbro wants to earns progressive points with the ''just friends and not totally lesbians'' ponies.
>Anon, w-why are you taking your pants off? Why are you walking towards me like that? Twilight is going to be here any minute now. Wait no stop!
>HELLO WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE RELGIONS? I HAVE A FREE BOOK WRITTEN BY JESUS!
How is everyone dealing with finals week? I'm making cookies that show my internal state so I can keep it under the surface ony face.
My future is already dead.
>Okay class, if Applejack has 10 apples and Pinkie pie takes 5 away, how many apples does Applejack have left?
>You want a kiss? Oh Anon!~ You are such a
FUCKING PEDO PEVERT!
Kiss you, Anon? Well, er - heh. Heh heh. Heh heh heh.
Sweet its time for your dose.