>"So anon *Pfftngnh*, how'd you get your *pfttahah* dick stuck in a bottle again?"
>"We heard you were hiding ponies in your house."
>"Do you mind if me and ze boys have a little look inside?"
Göth, Sie denken, dass ich verdammt halten schmutzig Ponys in meinem Haus?
>You will never Rimmer The Shimmer
>Razzle her Dazzle
>Glim the Glam
>Flutter her Shy
>Pink her Pie
>Dash her Rainbow
>Jack her Apple
>Shine his Armor
>Zest her Lemon
>Babs her Seed
>Bloom her Apple
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Have you hugged your tatzlpony today /mlp/?
>"Oh my god anon... you... you are a loser?"
Booru is under fire!
I'm more interested in this thing
Why unicorns haven't exterminated those dirty mud pones?
What are your favorite Spike moments?
I liked when he was baking and kept eating the gems and didn't realize it.
>itt we summon petirep
arise petirep, arise
he still does stuff
>Back off Anon. Rarity is mine. Dont make me tell you again.
Who cares about Rarity, I'm banging your mom
>Hey Anon, look what I got! The new Call of Duty! Wanna go downstairs and play?
>A-A-A-A-A-Anon?!?!? What are you doing in this world too?! I just saw you as a human back in Equestria!
>"How do we stop Donald Trump!"
>"We have tried everything, but we just can't stump him!"
Just let it happen, Sparkle
There's no escape
There is no end
There is only Trump
who best pon