First you jiggle your tail! Oink oink oink!
"Hey Anon! I was wondering if you might be up for some cuddling later this afternoon. I'll need my nap in and Twilight said you give great cuddles! You free?"
Fine, but you gotta give me something too.
I'm sick of living in this cardboard box on the street only getting to go inside when one of you ponies want to cuddle.
You gotta get Twilight to cast that could walking spell on me and let me live at your house.
Living in a world were everyone has predetermined roles with no skill set fucking sucks.
"Oh my! Your wounds look awful! Come inside and lie down and I'll get you some pain medication...you aren't allergic to Morphine are you? Oh goodness I hope not, because all I have in stock right now are Morphine Syrettes."
Oh, you bet your ass I will!
I want to
>there are people who would rather have slice of life episodes over action and adventure episodes
>there are people who don't want to see a world with magic and mythical creatures used to its full extent
>not wanting body swap, transformation, ect episodes
Just watch Clarence or something.
Spike now has the personality of Elliot Rodger. What happens?
What do you expect from a pony?
What are your expectations?
All I know for sure is that it's going to be female. Little kids are sexist as fuck and actually openly want fewer toys of the opposite sex. This does go for both. You have to sell them as accessories otherwise they won't sell.
>You will never Rimmer The Shimmer
>Razzle her Dazzle
>Glim the Glam
>Flutter her Shy
>Pink her Pie
>Dash her Rainbow
>Jack her Apple
>Shine his Armor
>Zest her Lemon
>Babs her Seed
>Bloom her Apple
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Easter egg thread? Easter egg thread.
I has a sad.
Ok, lemme phrase it this way. Who here is NOT sexually attracted to the ponies? Keep memeing to a minimum I'm really curious.
What would be the opposite of Applejack? Orangejim?
Which character has the highest chance to be a closet transsexual?
>i will never be a transsexual character in MLP:FiM.
>Go into your room