>"We don't care that you were a mutant anon, or that you used illegal alchemy to try and modify your body but ended up losing it and binding what little was left of you to a suit of old, sparkle family Armour."
>"We still care about you, undead son!"
>Come with me if you want to live!
Ask a man who just got back from a one month ban anything
I posted beasitality on /mlp/
King Sombra has kidnapped your waifu. How would you defeat the dark crystal king to get her back?
Get her back.Man has slaughtered gods, a faggot horse that likes gem dildos cant stop me.
>"Oh, I don't know..."
>"What if I'm not cute enough..."
I love MLP and hate Spongebob (every season, not just muh classics). Am I welcome here?
What I learned on /mlp/ is...
What board would your waifu browse lads?
Probably /ck/ or /diy/, but most likely /ck/
All of them. Her shitposting would be legendary.
Someone buy this clip and share with us, sharing is magic ;_;
Ashley Renee Rainbow Dash
Ive finally broke... I pulled up some "human porn" and I'm not even aroused anymore. 2 years and I'm only attracted to plot. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME
>tfw only ponies arouse you
welcome to the circle of autism, soon you'll be fapping to things you didnt even know were kinks.
Anon, I still don't get it.
This is the sixth night in a row you've been lighting those candles. And you've only lit one candle per night. Why not just use the whole candelabra? And having them lit in the daytime is a waste of wax.
Is all this some human tradition, like wearing that brassiere cup on your head?
Does it mean ponies wear bra?
>this is the face of someone you rape
Do you really want that face? Enough rape jokes. Time for decent relationship jokes.
>"Yeah, I totally forgot about an anniversary one month. Talk about embarrassing. "
"The fuck you want?"
Yeah, hello there. I would like to order a McDouble.
And don't you dare to say you've ran out of them like the last time.
Happy Harthswarming, Anon! ...Huh? What's Christmas?
Why do you have to be so goddamn offensive Twilight? Why can't you just say fucking Happy Holidays? Have you never heard of the concept of being politically correct? Fuck you, you purple and pink piece of poo.
Hello /mlp/. This is my first time in this board, and I have to say, I expected much more porn and autism.
Speaking of porn, I can't stop watching pony porn. How do I stop? Do I break my laptop? Do I switch to another fetish? What the fuck this isn't natural. I need help.
you look like your from /k/, so Imagine them replying to this:
Speaking of guns, I can't stop buying guns. How do I stop? Do I break my safe lock? Do I switch to another hobby? What the fuck this isn't natural. I need help