You gotta pet the Lyra
You gotta hug the Lyra
You gotta cuddle the Lyra
You gotta kiss the Lyra
I want to send Dash to be without desert and give her only 10 minutes of cuddles instead of 30.
>>25738317
You're a monster
>>25738317
ABSOLUTE MADNESS
>>25738317
>without desert
>desert
>"Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it even has a watermark"
>>25738316
Every thread deserves one reply
>>25738332
Every "Every thread deserves one reply" post deserves one reply
>>25738316
FUCK YOU PAUL ALLEN YOU MOTHERFUCKER
I got this book a few days back, and I wanted to know what /mlp/ thinks of it.
Personally I don't think it was as good as The Elements of Harmony book or the Journal of the Two Sisters. Only the map was really interesting.
>>25737925
>cum inside it
>>25737925
I saw that at a bookstore. It was over $30. Not worth it, man.
>"Hey Anon! Wanna buy one hug?"
>>25737692
I have a coupon for a free hug.
>>25737702
>"Uh...if you look carefully on the back of the coupon you'll read that only PONIES are allowed free hugs."
>"So you'll have to pay for one Anon."
>>25737749
CHECK YOUR PEGASUS PRIVILAGE YOU TRANS SHITLORD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>"Anon? Why do you want to die?"
>>25737643
I want to get home, to Equestria.
>>25737643
Inb4 hughox circlejerk
>>25737668
we haven't had a good hugbox thread in a while. why not have one again?
>walk into your room
>see this
what do?
Is Rarity naked or is she wearing a white gown?
MAKEOVER
>>25737401
Wonder how the dimensions, furniture, and general aesthetics of it managed to change completely.
>Season 1
Twilight writes letters to Celestia
>Seasons 2 and 3
Twilight and all her friends write letters to Celesta
>Season 4
The mane 6 write their friendship lessons in a shared journal.
>Season 5
The mane 6 help other ponies with friendship problems.
Is there any way this progression can go any further, or will we just have the map until the series ends?
In season 6 they will tell other ponies how to solve their problems on their own.
>>25737332
Then the Applebloom starts writing letters in season 7
CMC in season 8 and 9
Journal for them in 10
>Ride never ending
>>25737315
Starlight Glimmer writes letters to Twilight and repeat the process bABYYYYYYYY, THE RIDE NEVER ENDS BABBYYYYYY
Why can't she be real, fellas?
>>25737184
Because then there would be no need for heaven
>>25737184
She is too pure for this world
>>25737208
Truth
Well?
>le ebin impact text image macro
>"wat do" thread
>>>/9gag/
>>25737131
Tell those cunts to find another bed to fuck on and scram.
>>25737131
NO! BAD HORSIES!
PONIES DON'T BELONG ON THE FURNITURE
>"Will he ever see any of my sunrises?"
>>25737113
Fuck off, I'm trying to sleep here.
>>25737113
Eggs. Sunny-side up. Toast
>>25737113
TIA WON'T YOU CRY FOR ME
Actual song for him in the actual show when?
>>25737099
When he has an actual good episode.
>>25737115
>>25737115
But he already had Secret Of My Excess and Inspiration Manifestation
Zombie ponies? Why not!
>>25737008
Zombie pony thread
>>25737008
>Season 1
>Spike literally says zombie ponies
>No one ever took advantage of that
I'm always disspointed in that fact.
>Wow! So the Bible is actually a trilogy, and the Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi? I'm interested!
>>25736944
Yep, easily the silliest and worst of the three.
>>25736944
No, it's the Torah/Old Testament is A New Hope, the New Testament is Empire, the Koran is Jedi and also retcons a bunch of the first 2, and the Book of Mormon is fanfic of the second which doesn't fit with the canon but claims it does
>>25736944
Yep, don't you enjoy good old mythology?
>The bus chugs along the Equestrian road.
>You and your fellow human immigrants seek a better life in Equestria.
>As you arrive you hear Twilights voice coming through a speakerbox.
>"Welcome to Equestria, a land of happiness, friendship. Please leave all of your belongings on the bus as they'll be delivered right to your living quarters later in the tour!"
>You and the others are hesitant but comply, you decide...
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>>25736559
>Keep in mind you are not permitted to carry any sort of weapon
Looks like I'm going innawoods
I've been waiting for this thread to come back.
>>25736559
>other than what is provided to you here
Anon makes homemade weapons