>you will never be as cool as Mike Vogel
This fucking idiot is the retard who turned this shit into G3 with memebait. He added wings, he edited Slice of Life to be unfunny. He got Lauren fired.
I fucking hate him to death.
Few years ago when I was into MLP and browsed this daily, I bought a dwarf mare like the one in the picture.
Her name is Sally and she is 4 years old. But last year I've lost my job and can't afford a comfortable life for Sally and I. I've considered eBay, but I don't want her to live in some filthy midwest conservative farm. I'd like her to experience the joys of urban life, beach and love from someone who can give Sally all she deserves. Specially if more experienced (30 to 50 years old), smarter and athletic, willing to play with her for hours without having to visit the cardiologist. Also, a man who lives by principles and know how to love others and be loved by them.
Can you point me to someone who is like that and is trustworthy, /mlp/?
I can't find someone anywhere.
BTW, Sally is really nice. She lets you sleep and doesn't make any sounds at night. She also likes to stand by the fence and see vehicles moving around the road while she ruminates. She likes sunny places and loves when someone brushes her fur and tell her stories, even when it is some nasty fanfictions. She's a great listener and a better person than anyone I know.
Wonder what kind of pony will emerge...
Who Payday here?
>"Save yourself Anon! I'll deal with the dubs!"
"Rub my belly, Anon!"
If friendship is magic,
then what is love?
>"it's gonna take a lot more then switching my shampoo with cum to win this prank war anon"
Jokes on you, that semen belonged to random ponies with AIDS, i also put some more with blood on your drink
I dont think you want to do this cadance, i haven't had tendies, and im pretty mad
>ITT: Things you want toys of, Funko or otherwise.
Assuming this post means toys that I want, not toys I want made / to exist:
I want any toys at all.
My parents would kick me out if they found any.
But more specifically, literally everything Gilda related, a Twilie plush, a Chryssy plush, a Rainbow Dash plush, a Twilie Funko and an RD Funko.
>we'll never see the seven pony friends again
>have them sing about litter
WTF that ending
ITT: We post sudden realizations we've had recently about any given characters, and what these epiphanies have done to our evaluations of the show.
I'm sure I wasn't the only person to think about this, but Spike is more than what we take him for.
He spent his formative years building a mental wall against selfishness and indulgence, a wall that is constantly being attacked by the fact that he is forced to interact on a daily basis with the only mare he's ever met who tempts him.
He slips up once when Discord or some other top-tier being isn't there, and everyone he knows and loves is dead...and he knows it.
This is cause for reevaluation.
Let's discuss Sweetie Belle's sexyness instead.
Which pony is most likely to be depressed?
The show has spawned shit merchandise. What's some of the worst you've seen /mlp/?
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.