>Cadence defeated Chrysalis
>Cadence defeated Sombra
>Twilight has never beaten any villain without help or special power ups
>Celestia got her ass kicked by Chrysalis
>Luna used all of ponyville to help her beat Tantabus
Remind me who's best princess again?
>>25768414
Princess Cadence and Twilight are definitely the 3 and 4 spots on the batting order. Cady's results are sick.
Naw, she helped Spike get the thing, and had her husbands love to BTFO the bug sluts.
Giving Love Butt too much credit mi familia.
No less you forgot the part where she kept Sombra out.
>>25768469
Tatzelwurm too. Not to mention funding this bad ass number.
This is our cool look
This is my cool face.
>>25768237
we're on a mission from celestia
>>25768778
There are 106 miles to chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half pack of cigarettes, its dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
>>25768202
>>25768202
best pony
>>25768202
This is true of the board in general.
(desu, I don't really know what autism really is. I know it's a psychological disorder, but that's about it).
>"Anything else?"
>>25768195
Uhm, yes, actually. One large cup of sit on my face right now
>>25768195
>"God help you, if you forget to buy some tendies."
>>25768195
A prostate exam.
Old thread: >>25684528
New GoogleDoc Pastebin Archive:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aoh8YH3I0q78czAnb9mt_4h5jUeCUbivFV5WhAh935U/edit?pli=1
Old CrazyRain's Stories' Archives:
http://pastebin.com/C82B4dea
http://pastebin.com/u/CrazyRain
first for RGRE Nyx
>>25731811
Sorry Anon, none of us are good enough with our ancient Greek mythology for that.
>>25731834
get your asses on it then
>"Anon, what are you doing? Let me go! I gotta poop!"
>>25766757
Yes you gotta poop.
POOP THIS DICK!
Scat thread? Scat thread
>>25766757
If you Eat gems do you shit bricks?
Seduce me!
>>25765686
>>25765686
>>25765768
Have you ever clopped or had lewd thoughts about Apple Bloom? Well congrats. You were clopping to a cartoon pony voiced by a 12 year old girl who is now 16. How do you feel now?
I feel ready for another round
>>25765412
There used to be these awful threads here in which pedos would post dozens of pictures, many questionable selfies etc, of the voice actors of the CMC.
>>25765412
they grow up so fast
Would this actually be a better ending than what we got?
>>25764460
>>25764460
sorry, i hate serbs
We Skullface Now Edition
Previous thread: >>25647729
The premise of this thread can cover a multitude of issues. Maybe you and your wife are fighting over something insignificant. Maybe the spark just isn't there anymore. Either side is welcome to have issues with the other.
If kekoldry is your thing, this isn't your thread.
New content is welcome, and discussion encouraged.
Pastebin of previous threads and current stories thus far: http://pastebin.com/ARKY1Kny
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Red leader standing by.
>>25725262
first for loki please come back
Sorry if I forgot a pastebin or something, but you are all a bunch of faggots.
>"I've got you now Anon. Let's see you meme your way out of this one"
>>25761066
Quick! Twilight! You got Dubs! Check em!
>>25761066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8-sMJZTYf0
I'll just play this...
>memed
The anon with the german magazines, pls post more, or scan em.
>>25734884
That was me, but I have no scanner. Can at most photograph them.
>>25734918
pls do, german-kun
post them all!
>>25734956
I see what I can do
>What's this: a CYOA style adventure set in the town of Trottingham, where the MC and her friends solve mysteries and fight enemies to keep the town safe.
Previous thread: >>25599984
Archive: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/trottingham/
Characters: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JHwa-BYBrfOmFGWgb2alH4W4ONW97PA4FUfFi95oT6c
>The town of Trottingham, far from mainland Equestria, is suffering a series of disconcerting events.
>An...
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"I'm always interested" you reach for a boop on the rookie, but he evades your hoof with trained dexterity. "I'll be here later today, then."
>"About mid evening, if you must know. I guess a bit later wouldn't hurt, but please try to be punctual" the colt salutes. "I'll be looking forward to work with you again."
>[OBJECTIVE ADDED: investigate the medical center with the royal guards][LIMIT: sunfall]
>Chuckling, you leave the...
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>>25613435
>At least, the beaches and the sea are completely clean, the effort in moving all the little metal and wooden pieces out an apparent success. It looks like nothing has changed, except the last few wagons full of scrap, being moved out. As you glide down from the cliffs into the low beach, a high pitched squeal throws you off balance.
>"Eeee! There she is!!" You turn around to find Angler Seas, the mare who you talked to during your last visit, however...
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>>25613456
Pet her head. Ask her if she's noticed anything on the beach lately. Ask how the clean up is.
How many of you faggots came from Pony Thread Simulator?DESU FAMILAI did.
I came here from PTS 2 years ago. Got scared at how much I fit in here. Left for 1 and a Half years. I've been here for 6 months now... My quality of life is a lot worse now but I'm just getting ready for a friend whose about to commit suicide. You guys will be my only friends then.
Ironically I feel like /mlp/ is the must un-autistic brony/horsefucker place on the internet.
>Picunrelated
I came here because of the horse pussy.
The only reason I haven't moved permanently to /trash/ is because it is slow as hell.
The more you hurt her, the more she wants your approval.
The more she wants your approval, the more she loves you.
The more she loves you, the more you can hurt her.
>>25768979
I want to hit Pinkie Pie so hard she passes out and when she wakes up she just sadly asks "what did I do wrong?"
>>25768979
>>25769078
you people need therapy
>>25769183
I already receive it. Hasn't helped any.