Where we play cave explorer.Archive http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/sam/
Sam inspects the small light in the hole next to her. it looks like a small device of some sort. Sam should be able to reach it if she tried..
She feels strangely anxious however, like something is watching her.
>>25756515
>Grab it then
Its blinking with "NO SIGNAL", a small extendable cord hangs from the side..
>>25756564
Sam pockets the device.
She hears the tunnel shaking behind her, it must still be collapsing...
Previous Thread:
>>25704026
Previously:
>Your name is Aurora Flare
>You are an apprentice of King Sombra
>You are among the very few who serve King Sombra willingly
>You were tasked with finding a way to destroy the Crystal Heart with generous seven days to spend
>You are in a possession of a powerful, dark artifact named The Crystal Note. Gift...
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"You probably heard…” you begin, lowering yourself enough to stare Nifty straight in the eyes, “but I have joined His Majesty’s side.”
“B-but, he’s-!” She begins and is quickly silence by your hoof before she can say anything unnecessary.
“He’s our king. Me and others… chose to do something a lot of Crystal Ponies, including your mother, don’t agree with.”
“Miss Aurora…” You notice tears beginning to appear under her eyes, forcing you to bite your lip in hesitation.
“Listen, Nifty. I am no longer your music...
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>>25723713
What in the fuck?
God Dammit, forgot tripcode. I'm so useless.
>Your school, Compass Rose University in Fillydelphia, has assembled a tank combat squadron as one of its sports teams for the very first time this semester.
>You are Tread Softly, or just Treads, cool-headed and perceptive mechanical engineer in-training.
>You and your childhood friend Little Star have signed up for tank battle. You have since been named the commander of the school's tank squadron after you won the first practice battle.
>Your team...
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BULLYING
>>25696743
>Chasing the truck through the busy city streets, you have discovered the name "Burnie's Disposal" written on the side. You figure three things. First, that judging from the name they're probably going to melt the FT-17 down for scrap metal. Second, that since you have the company name, you can probably get the phone number from a phonebook. And thirdly, that if you can get the FT for the university, you could either use it or sell it off to another university. Scrapping...
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>>25696788
Follow that tank mane
Also is it me or are the memes a little strong right now?
>Remember that headcannon or whatever that Celestia gives you a house and a stip for life? All the ponies love you or whatever, and you spend your days laying around, playing hoofball with Dash, and having sex with whatever Pony you chose?
>The truth is so much harsher.
>When you came here, you were regarded as an "endangered species", true enough, and given a little bit of money on some type of Pony welfare program, along with a cheap shitty house, once a year passed all those...
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>>25761364
Lurkin
>>25761364
>Not bothering to tell your Pony friends about your departure, (because they didn't really care for the most part) you set off on a train the next morning for this "Rock Pie Farm" with high hopes, and hope for the future.
>What type of place could this Rock Pie farm be?
>A veritable paradise with plant life flowing out the earth?
>A flowing waterfall, with colorful butterflies fluttering about carelessly, and the gentle howls of simians and birdlife?
>You can't wait!>Pic related
>Your jaw nearly drops.
>What in the hell were you thinking when you saw "Rock pie farm" anyway?
>An aged Stallion stands by the gates to the farm, which is odd, as they have no fences or anything around the property, so it makes you wonder the purpose of such a structure.
>You take a deep breath putting your immense disappointment behind you, strolling towards the stallion.
>He eyes you from your feet to your face, as you approach, and stop in front of him.
"........."
>You pull the collar of your shirt a little nervously.
>Cool sideburns though.
"Can I help you son?"
>You stammer out you're here for the job, and show the ad to him.
>He takes it off your hands with his hoof, and looks the paper over.
"So Pinkie did post it. Good girl."
>You ask how he knows Pinkie Pie.
"She's my little girl. Why?"
>You nervously say you know her, and respect her.
>He cocks an eyebrow.
"On to the job...my last worker was a unicorn. She left some big horseshoes to fill, so I only take top notch work. Can you do magic?"
>You shake your head.
"Then what can you do?"
>You reply that you're a hard worker and a fast learner.
"....Fine. Wait here."
>He leaves you for the farmhouse in the distance taking his sweet time getting there.
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>>25761548
continue...
Plushie and related things go here. Post all the pony plush pics pls.
Post pics of your new plush or progress you've made on your current plush project!
Watch for streams from our based plushmakers.
Prior thread: >>25656956
>Plush makers list (update me more plz)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nGiLeaAqN7EmXYQoLHklgYXnjuPe3mHvWbiHW_WPzZg/edit
Guides:
>Mare Pattern
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>>25713212
>>25713157
no, there are a few variations that developed over time. not sure if the current unicorn model matches the new winged ones.
Soon...
still can't get over how damn amazing this looks
"We forgot to bump" Edition.
Come in here, all you /ss/, loli, MILF, and cougar lovers! Talk about or write about relationships between characters with a big age difference here.
BasedPastebinFucker's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/BasedPastebinFucker
Kid Anon and the Spa Ponies: http://pastebin.com/604wKseg
Right and Wrong (Anon x RD): http://pastebin.com/34vUjssQ
Blue and Orange on the Rainbow: http://pastebin.com/LTHRbaVn
Anon x Changelings: http://pastebin.com/JzKpr3yw
KidAnon and Babysitter Fluttershy:...
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Aw, it died?
Anyway, here's the pastebin for the Spa Ponies bonus scene in you were wondering or missed it when the previous thread got knocked off.
>http://pastebin.com/yKG1R29d
>>25656626
Yeah, when I woke up the thread was archived already.
Also, nice job on the epilogue.
>TFW I remembered the thread needed bumped too late
>TFW I could've kept it alive
But that unfortunate fact can't be changed.
I will hopefully have my own epilogue written soon, and start cracking on my MA story.
Friendship is Magic #37 is due out tomorrow (Dec. 16) - digital copy likely in about 7 hours!
It's been a fair while since the baked bads incident. Sugarcube Corner is still a popular institution of Ponyville. So has Pinkie Pie been allowed to handle baking and sales again by now? She's been practicing frequently in the interim, and she's demonstrated reliability to the Cakes. Excellent salesponyship with that contest entry, too. She could even give away a free bag of rock candy with every order!
>>25772944
Previous...
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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
>>25778227
So /mlp/, whose your favorite non-canon character?
>>25781217
I still like nyx over her
>>25781217
>in b4 FOEggetry
>>25781217
You do realize that EG is cannon meaning Sunset is cannon.
AJ does not approve of homos.
>>25780972
They're just good friends. Straight girls make out with each other all the time.
b..but applehorse is the homo
ah hate niggers
seriously she is
K.
>>25780626
Silly anon, that's not how you spell Rarity.
>You think I'm a zoophile?
>Gosh Anon, that's pretty wild assumption.
>But even if I were, I'd never go out with you.
>>25780359
can we hug at least?
>>25780359
That's cool.
Can I at least watch you do it with your animals?
>>25780359
SOMEONE GET SIMON IN HERE TO WRECK HER SHIT NOW
>Jeremy Whitley comic starring Blueblood and Shining
>About Prince Rutherford and diplomacy in Yakyakistan
>Implying it won't have a female OC of Whitley's to solve all of the silly boy's problems
>Implying it won't be a thinly veiled real world allegory about US-Middle East relations for some reason
Why do the same five fucks write all of these? Why did they give this to the guy who writes a comic called "Princeless?"
>>25780342
Hello Itsthinking.
Who's the one who wrote the spike and Luna one?
>>25780372
Jeremy Whitley.
What would happen if Donald Trump ruled Equestria?
>>25779476
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP in this thread
>>25779476
zecora wouldn't be there and that diamond dog episode would have never happened either
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP
/pol/, you lost another one!
>Anon, why doesn't YOUR family ever hold a family home evening every night? It's alot of fun and it keeps you close to your relatives!
>>25779375
Because my Dad is an alcoholic chain smoker and post-divorce is a sad, angry man who makes for very, very poor company.
"Well look who decided to come out of his cave"
>>25779375
Is the best Shimmerfags can come up with anymore?
Alright, /mlp/, last number(s) of your digits decides your method of employment in Equestria.
0= Apple Farmer
1= Rock Farmer
2= Fashion Designer
3= Librarian
4= Veterinarian (non-pone creatures)
5= Doctor (just for pones)
6= Race Referee
7= Cloud Formation Worker
8= Schoolteacher
9= Rodeo Clown
Dubs 1-9= Bodyguard for Royalty of your choice.
Dubs 0= Choose anything above.
Trips= Concubine to be shared by the Princesses.
Anything above Trips= Lord and Master of Equestria.in other words, feel free to do whatever (or whoever) you wish.
rollin', rollin', rollin'...
>>25779022
Roll
>>25779022
>Rolling for Luna's bodygaurd