"I'm off to go fight in the war, wish me luck Anon!"
>>25839273
>skirt
>Kalishnikov
> 70's US army uniform
> 70's US army helmet
>in grey camo
>no body armor
>no radio
Well it was nice knowing you, 'cause whatever army is desperate enough to issue that gear is going to get absolutely rekt.
>>25839772
Chechens get desperate so they force the Russians to fight their waifus
>>25839780
Chechens did nothing wrong.
Summary: You are Etherbreeze, a unicorn born to Pegasi nobles. You got an invitation by Princess Twilight to some sort of clandestine meeting, and you need to leave in two days BY THE LATEST.
For now though you're returning home to do things.
Sorry I passed out yesterday after my christmas party.
>>25827084
>I like that slight hint of neurosis Etherbreeze always seems to have. I want her to have a sickly sweet, melodic singsong voice to go along with it.
Well, practice makes perfect... It's just a lot more practice and less perfect-per-hour when its not related to your cutie-mark.
>>25818364
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>>25832687
Also have a second floor. Realize that some of the rooms extend two stories high, while some parts of the mansion are just one story tall.
>>25832687
Oh, I guess I should point out, that dark grey strip is compacted clouds so that non-pegasus visitors can not die (since so much of the Hayseed airstate's money is made in rain and storms, they get a lot of earth-pony visitors. Also why they have so many guest rooms: where else would visitors stay?_.
Welcome to the Massive Pony Thread!
Previous Thread: >>25489190
Check out our slowly growing pastebin: http://pastebin.com/9HrRJZqs
Writers, artists, and critique are always welcome so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.
first for hide and seek
>>25666902
>Filename.
>Hide and seek.
>Moistness in the photo
>>25666902
Sweetie... You are stretching it too much.
It's that draw prompt time of the year!
>Draw ponies, or any other creature, simply having a wonderful christmas time.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/135676439843/
Friendship is Magic #37 storytimed here!
>>25796430
It's now -officially- winter! Though that may lie on a somewhat sliding scale in Equestria with ponies waiting on Cloudsdale's pass. How'd they do it in the old homeland? Same method, different cloud city? It'd...
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The ponies should live in constant bewildered fear.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Meme daddy
Meme daddy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s014RDVD9mXs
Anyone remember me?
Will take any request that isn't too loud + under 1-2 minutes.
Also feel free to share your own voice, this is a Vocaroo thread as well!
>>25841262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1md5qvMnkgC
>>25841262
Can you say this poem?
http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/175772
>>25841262
Yes I dooooo
So, my mom says I need to stop watching MLP and to start acting my age (31).
Apparently 4 days before Christmas is the time to tell me to start looking for work and to stop being a child.
I tried explaining that the show might look like a kids show but it is really meant for adults but she wouldn't listen. It was embarrassing for her to look at my Christmas wants list and see a bunch of MLP toys listed and more embarrassing again for her to go into the girl section to buy them.
What should I do? Any pony out there have any convincing arguments I can...
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>>25835653
Drink bleach
>>25835653
commit sudoku
>>25835666
Devil's Number!!!!!
I don't want to die. I want to be a pony.
Bimbo thread.
>>25812630
>Rainbow Dash
>Wonderbolt
>A woman barely alive
>Gentlemen, we can rebuild her
>We have the technology
>We have the capability to make the world's first bionic bimbo
>Rainbow Dash will be that bimbo
>Hotter than she was before
>Hotter
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All these fucking forced/tricked human on ferl pone blowjob pics
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-pinkgagy
Came so hard
>>25812557
>Humanxpony
>>25812557
>Twilight does't need tricked.
>She takes it like a pro.
Nerdy girls really are sex champs
Good find.
Or: Minotits will save us all
Old Thread: >>25768403
New GoogleDoc Pastebin Archive:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aoh8YH3I0q78czAnb9mt_4h5jUeCUbivFV5WhAh935U/edit?pli=1
Old CrazyRain's Stories' Archives:
http://pastebin.com/C82B4dea
http://pastebin.com/u/CrazyRain
>>25798458
MI
I want to bonk ponk's badonkadonkalso it's reverse gender roles in Equestria, so fuck off with your minotit shit
>>25798480
NO
Don't Stop BeDazzling Edition
All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!
Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv
Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0
For...
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First for best poof
>>25779361
>>25779361
Yes.
Busy af edition.
Previous thread: >>25690690
Pones that just like Anon as a friend and nothing else... b-baka.
Current Writefrags:
http://pastebin.com/u/RiggyRag
http://pastebin.com/u/Fruitanon (Maybe? Somewhere?)
http://pastebin.com/u/AnalPlugAnon
http://pastebin.com/u/Hellmeister
Come join in! Not that we like you or anything.
>>25755494
Can Anon be tsundere too, or is it just animu harem shit?
>>25755494
No,
is yandere.
>>25755520
sure, if you write/draw it.
>Great. Another general. What is it?
You better believe it's another fuckin general.
This thread consists of everyone's favorite human Anon, the only problem is that he's now a cute, green little filly.
>What should I expect?
Fillies, shenanigans, and usually a bitchy Twilight.
>Pictures? Pastebins?
Find them here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a4t08j9QfWYnKlivtEHxvvuxHddJy29JOPXuJeQijMY/
>I'm...
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First for EQG Anonfilly!
>>25753022
Why on earth did you bother making a new thread? we dont have any content.
is anon for sexual
>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her hoofsteps and attempt their own versions of >rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (Pie, AiE,...
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what is this
>>25746677
the yellow horse
>>25746677
A yellow horse that can't seem to wait a couple weeks out of eagerness to give you your Chistmas (or whichever holiday you celebrate) present.
You just need your pants off.
>You're on hold being transferred.
>You only just got here, they've got phones, and VCRS here, it's pretty much the 90s as far as technology goes.
>Hearing the rings of the phone as you're being connected.
>Some might find this kinda sad, getting to Equestria, to have phone sex..
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>>25738824
>Well, you're going to jack off to this if it kills you.
>You clear your throat.
"So, uh, you're wearing a dress huh, nice.."
>"Thanks, you look great too."
>That voice is so monotone, so droning!
>How could they pay this mare to do this?
>Well, you know what, she's clearly bored, maybe she's...
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Get the fuck off 4chan you flaming fagget
>>25738836
"You like that?"
>"Oh yes, your oral stimulation is most satisfying, please continue."
>Could she have answered any more like a robot?
"I'm slipping my tongue between your slit as my tongue finds your clit."
>"Mmm."
"I'm licking and sucking on your clit now."
>"Ah, yes, you are so good at this."
"Oh yeah,...
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How Somepony to Watch Over Me should have ended edition
I'm real close to giving up on these threads. Seems like nothing keeps 'em alive anymore.
>>25718981
>2 predator heads, 1 herbivore head
>first predator eats pony
>seconds eats pie
>herbivore head eats ponyThey are all eating apples, though.
>>25719535
always liked the juxtaposition of the herbivore eating a pone and the predator eating a pie.
>>25719535
last thread's OP image was shitty. I was intentionally not posting in it.