Suggestion: we officially add to the fanon a new pony who represents the element of 'determination'.
Thoughts?
>>25849511
People like you are the reason that God doesn't talk to us anymore.
>>25849511
>>25849522
Fuck you
Nope, but nice dubs.
Though, I am determined to get these trips. Check em.
Love is over.
Over is love
>>25849497
Why do I find this arousing in a sexual way?
>>25849527
Because now she have to more holes.
Why is this allowed?
>>25849330
What am I supposed to be looking at?
>>25849343
a penis
>>25849347
That's not a dick.
Since /trash/ is the actually good version of /mlp/, what is /mlp/ even for anymore?
>>25848968
Garbage
>/trash/ good
>/mlp/ good
Yeah their both shit
>>25848968
>trash
>good
Why would you pay a pone for sex when you can just take what you want?
>>25848815
Because pones can't use our money in their world.
>>25848815
>implying any fat neckbeards here can run fast enough to catch a pony
>implying skeletons with skin on /mlp/ could force them to do anything
>implying you can fight anything other than someone with polio and have higher than a .01 % chance of winning
You're all losers for a reason shitface. You won't be taking anything not given to you.
>>25848815
Because ponies are for loving, you fucking neckbearded autist.
Kill yourself.
I'm gonna kill myself. Post cute ponies please.
>>25848647
Why if you are killing yourself dumbass
>>25848647
Stream it faggot
>Now, Anonymous, we all know that filly sex is fun, but I'm afraid it is against our laws.
>So if you see any filly (or colt) offering their bodies for bits, please report them to me or another officer.
>Thank you for your co-operation, Sir.
>>25848103
No.
>>25848103
but another officer already told me its fine as long as she gets a cut of the bits
>wink wink
>>25848103
>unzips dick
Com'ere Sweetie Belle, want to see a caterpillar? Put your hoof here and wake it up.
Can we get a Jewish ponies thread please?
Go away kike.
Your kind is lower than niggers and mudshits.
>>25848057
For about 10 bits, yeah
>>25848057
This whole show is a Jewish plot to emasculate white men while destroying any chances of them breeding.
>"Hey there, /mlp/-tan! I heard that somebody's hurting your board with lewd threads! If you come in my thread I can show you cool memes for only 11 bits! By the way, I'm a chaos dragone now!"
I'm only paying if I see dubs
>>25848060
How about I go one better?
>>25848111
Nice
Very nice indeed
Why the fuck did you just throw a sack of bits at me?
>>25847894
Look at all the money i made! Just from fucking!
>>25847894
This joke got old before it even started, and it will be dead by the end of the night
>>25847894
Cause I want to fuck you.
I have a lot of money and you are female, therefore you want to fuck me.
Oh, Anon?
Twenty bits and I'll be whatever you can imagine.
And at least three things you can't.
>>25847793
Discord is unfair competition to everybody else.
>>25847811
>>25847824
She can only change, not mess with reality itself.
>"U-um Anon? C-can you point me to the bathroom? It's an emergency."
>>25847255
down the hall and to the left.
>>25847255
"its to late fluttershy"
>>25847255
The bathrooms actually my mouth
The history of /mlp/
You're a few months late. But for old time's sake.../)
>>25846996
>Fan of the fandom
Kill yourself.
>>25846996
Needs more Spike.
>"I'LL PAY YOU 800 BITS TO TAKE MY VIRGINITY!"
>>25846310
mmmmmmmm yessssssssss!
>>25846310
Alright, but where am I taking it to?
What are you listening to, Anon?~
Share what you're listening to and read stuff.
PhenoBarbieDoll's Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/4D2cz4WZ
>>25841620
>Big Mac gulps as he fumbles with the button on his jeans, eventually getting it and unzipping his fly.
>The girl mewls when she hears the sound of his zipper, and looks back over her shoulder, biting her lip as he slides his pants down.
>Her eyes lock on the bulge in his underwear, and it's her turn to gulp.
>'I knew what I was getting into, don't wuss out now...' She thinks...
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>>25842033
>She feels herself slide over him, his shaft running down his left thigh, half hard and already extending well past the leg hole of his underwear.
>Unable to stop herself, she pulls his underwear off quickly. He obliges her, lifting a leg so she can strip it off more easily.
>The unimpeded view of his member sends a shiver up the girls spine. It's already at least seven inches long, and not even at full length.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.