See this, what do?
>>25850571
Fuck her until she can only stand in that position.
>>25850577
>Not fucking her dead
>rape
What happened to 3D Anon and his game?
What happened to 8ch?
Puppy
no one cares
>>25850721
>namefagging in a casual thread
Kill yourself.
So now what do we do till
season 6
>>25850387
We wait
*cues elevator music*
>>25850387
Make the mother of all omelets
>>25850387
play space station 13
I wanna fuck Rarity dead
>>25850334
Go ahead. No one's stopping ya.
>>25850334
Who wouldn't
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>"Hey Anon did you take out the traaash?"
"No."
>You say stuffing your mouth full of chips.
>Some of them messily falling over your stained white wifebeater as you watch re-runs of Jerry Springer.
>"When are you going to stop watching porn and start taking responsibility?"
"Gee I dunno, when are you gonna stop being such a cunty purple bitch of a wife huh?"
>"Did you pay the...
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>>25850329
Time to burn the house down with all of us inside.
>>25850329
Smack her around till she shuts her mouth. It's the only option.
>>25850420
>post ending in 420
You mean it's time to blaze the house down, Anon.
>"How are you spending Christmas Eve, anon?"
>>25850229
the same way i spend evey holiday
alone, most of the time
Hopefully just hanging from a rafter.
>>25850229
>It's getting cold anon.
>>25850168
>Aren't you cold, Cadence?
>>25850168
>"It's a little too cold Anon."
>>25850168
Not in Ga, it's a nice 60 degrees.
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~Inventory~
==Important Shit==
Name: (Unknown)
Race: Earth Pony
Location: Stalliongrad
Health: 100%
Bits: 250
==Backpack==
=Items=
Old Shortsword
Sleeping Bag
Makeup
Leather Jacket
=Food=
Protein Bars (3)
Vodka (40%)
Chips (3)
Fries (2)
Hayburger (2)
Soda (2)
Filly Meal
>>25850028
so... wat do now?
>>25850028
>Strolling down the sidewalk, you hum a little tune to yourself.
"Hmm hm hm hmm hm hm the world was gonna roll me..."
>While you entranced yourself in your song, you bump into somepony.
"Oh! Sorry!"
>The pony-- the mare-- gets up.
>She had a lime coat, light pink hair, and a very nice body.
>Not fat, but not ripped either; sturdy would...
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>>25850059
>I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
>"What are you doing to my friends, Anon...?"
>>25849945
>hugs
>>25849945
You have no friends
>>25849945
>consensual love making
>"Wake up, Anon! I wanna watch Season Two of The Big Bang Theory!"
>>25849851
Twilight no, not the bazingas again. Anything but that.
>>25849851
Its my birthday Anon XD !!!So why do I feel so empty?
>she's
>not
>real
Who the fuck sticks lollipops on cake.
What the fuck pinkie
>>25849837
you feel empty because you can't wake up inside
>You're making things up again, Anon! You're stretching the truth again, and you know it!
>Don't be a fibbing fran Anon, BEAUSE A LIE IS A LIE!
>>25849813
It's not a lie!
>>25849813
"Okay, okay. I'll admit it. I raped your whole town last night. You happy?"
Alright! I faked all those orgasms
>Anon, do you have any idea of the list of crimes you've committed?
[spoilers]>no really someone ate the old one...
>>25849642
OH FUCK MY ASS HARD
>>25849642
>[spoilers]>no really someone ate the old one...ctrl-s is your friend, newfriend :^)
>NO ANON! I WILL NOT BE HAVING COFFEE WITH YOU! EVER! COFFEE IS AN UNHOLY DRINK!
>But of course m'lady tea is the gentleman's drink and if far superior to that black sluge
>>25849637
But coffee is pretty widely known as a codeword for sex. Sex isn't unholy, is it?
>>25849637
Stop forcing this shitty meme, faggot, it's not even funny
Post WWII pone pics!
>>25849536
She's going to be raped by Slavs.
>>25849536
No,she's going to be raped by Japanesse soilders.
>>25849536
Nah she'll be raped by Fegelein