>at parents house for christmas
>all relatives are over too
>wake up christmas morning
>go to living room
>see this under chirstmas tree
>family will be out soon
Send it back, that's not the one I ordered.
>you gingerly peel off the bow, trembling with anticipation
>there's unexpected resistance. Something is holding the bow firmly in place.
>You tug harder, and the bow gives way
>You see the butt plug fly past in your peripheral vision as 3 weeks' worth of shit, fueled by a steady diet of onions and carrots, erupts into your face, the acrid stench of runny diarrhea and...
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No. No, no, no, and more no. It's bad enough we have to constantly weather 'hurrrr u guise are furries' bullshit from within.
and I ended up sick and disgusted from Cloppers.
>the first one is about rocks
>they're all about rocks
why is maud the most based?
also, why is limestone and cunt?
and marble x bigmac OTP? you know they are down with a little incest.
The unfortunate reality of these cutie marks is that they'll be around forever
They will never go away
They can never be undone
Cheerilee is bad at teaching because she is a flower seller in denial.
She's a bad teacher because she's a drunk like her sister.
I'm bored /mlp/, what should I do?
>"What's up Anon? looks like you want to make me a proposal"
I want to put glass inside Rainbow Dash's vagina
Guess what guys?
Mom said I'm not banned anymore and can watch as much MLP as I want!
This is so great! She even hinted that there might be some MLP toys under the tree for me this year!!!!
I've never been more relieved. Someone suggested in my other thread that I should try crying and I did and she felt sorry for me.
Is anyone else getting MLP toys for Christmas? I had a long list of wants. If I don't get them all there is always my 32nd birthday which is coming up in April!
I really hope this is just bait.
Eat a dick with your awful bait, faggot.
You make me ashamed to be 31, fucking turbo autist.
is this the new
i want to cum inside rainbow dash?
You have made this thread 23 times since august.
I tried this like a year ago, it worked well. Lets try again.
Daily reminder that it's dead because we don't deserve nice things.