You will never go to earth
You will never have rough intercourse with Kim Kardashian
You will never sink your teeth into a Five Guys burger
Stop being autistic and become a real Stallion bitch
>Ponyvillers doing anything but shitposting all day
>Ponyvillers having anything else to do on Hearth's Warming but shitpost
How's that "reformed" cunt you've got coming along?
I would willingly lock myself in Starlight Glimmer's brainwashing shed so she can take away my illusory free will and give my life purpose in my mind's eye. By melding myself into the hive, I would become immortal. By relinquishing my free will, I would become truly free.
Anyone else feel this way?
I will admit, there's something kind of alluring about being brainwashed. I know logically that the reality would suck, but the idea of no longer having to think for myself, to have the burden of choice removed from me so that any pain or pleasure I feel could be attributed to someone else's decision? It sounds really nice, actually.
Probably says something that my decision-making process is so bad I can unironically admit that long-term I'd be better off outsourcing the job to someone without...
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i have been searching everywhere on the internet for this, where the hell can i find a torrent for mlp season 5 in 480p?
>> 480p very important
op here again, are there special trackers or website for bronies where you can download stuff? i have very little interest for mlp but i kinda want it laying somewhere on one of my usb keys
i have searched dozens of torrent sites, i know how to get torrents, it's just that for some reason i can only find season 1 to 4 in that resolution, season 5 doesn't seem to be available in 480p anywhere i've looked for...
pony is not for sexual
Does /mlp/ operate?
>Just realized i am spending my christmas alone living far away from home and nothing to eat besides tuna reading pony greentext and horse roleplay
If i just ask for something it would be that i wouldn't woke up tomorrow.
at least we have each other anon
ADOPTION FEE: $200 each or $500 for all four.
>you will never care for four adorable fillies who will all snuggle up at night with you in a fuzzy pony pile and whisper goodnight
Let's not be salty cuckolds for one day.
Happy birthday jesus
Sugarcoat should smile more often.
>rainbow dash beats you in a game that you're really good at
>she laughs in your face
>"HAHAHA!! You really suck at this game, Anon!"
Challenge her to a different game that I'm good at.
>"Did you put the mistletoe on your belt buckle again, Anon?"
How does it feel knowing that the show you got attached to is nearing the end of it's life, and that season 3 was the most popular it will ever get?
It's amazing that it lasted this long, but within the next 3 years no one will remember or care about the weird pony show. It hurts me /mlp/. I can't tear myself away.
Not as fucking annoying as the constant doom paul'ing this board faces EVERY fucking hiatus. Go ask your mom if she needs help in the kitchen and stay off the internet for a while.
Oh, people will care.
Not as much as they do right now, but the fandom's not going to die with the show.
On the first day of friendship, my pony gave to me
>A pocket full of spaghetti
from >>>/trash/catalog and trash pony.