"Brush my hair, my dear minion."
Reminder, this Rarity is a lot closer to Spike's age.
So is this one. Did you have a point in mind or were you just bored and decided to see if you could make a completely useless thread?
Can we have a Luna thread? I have to get a bunch of fillings done and I'm going to be in alot of pain when i'm done.
Monday, fucker. Technically "Moonday" for their happiness. So please, go back a couple days.
It is I, persons of the internet! The Great Trixie has tracked the frequency of this here "4chain /meelop/" from back here in Equestria (from her Great and Powerful Wagon) and is sure you underlings would like to hear a bit or two about I, the Grand Trixie. Word must've travelled across galaxies by now!
... C-Cough... E-Excluding anything relating to the Alicorn Amulet and Twilight Sparkle. -- The important things, oh yes!
Things including Trixie's favourite pastimes, powerfull-est spells, grand adventures, and life hurdling feats!
>I don't want your fucking money, Anon, shove it up your ass!
>"Put your penis away."
I'll fuck you up like the Water Bottle Lady.
Why are pie girls so much better than every other family?
It's not all the pie girls... Really only Ponk and Marble are the ones I like...
NMM will get redeemed and turned into Nyx.
>"Wake up, Anon! I wanna build a snowpony!"
why the fuck do mexicans love EQG so much?
What was the first episode you watched and why
Troy Baker ends up in equestria.
>"SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP, ANON!"
>"WHAT DID YOU DO TO TWILIGHT!?"
>"THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!"
You're never going to believe this but I am the true Twilight Sparkle, and I thank you all for loving us ponies