>mfw its almost friday tomorrow
>"Do you really think I'm not awesome?"
I never said that.
Is someone spreading rumors about me?
Life is suffering
Gonna lost my internet soon....
Are we the most hated board, /mlp/?
>"Hey, dweeb, I raided your fridge and ate all your bacon."
>"That's fine. I'm having a turkey tonight."
IT'S CROSSOVER TIME BITCHES!!!! post cross over here now
>the real (FAT LUNA)TIC LOVER
Hello namefag! Let's take a look at your post history.
You just got here today.
Everyone, look at him and laugh.
You're supposed to be doing homework, aren't you?
>Grammatically incorrect swearing
>Failing to swear for effect
Denied. Please leave and only come back once you're actually cool.
Hey /mulp/, template and general assessment of this board's population time. Just went on leave (dat military lifestyle) today but don't fly home for a few days, so I'm doing precisely nothing with my life right now.
Also cheating because I already had the response to this made when I responded to the thread i first saw it in in [checks] February.
if you don't into navy i'm e-5 now and want to be a captain at some point
Hey, wanna hang out?
happy new year
how about a nice friendly no-hate friendship thread just for the new year?
You miserable longeared slack assed motherfucker with a cunt for a mouth, if only you could suck my ass while licking my balls then you would be considered to be half fucking human, but then again you are only the biggest cock sucker in the world with shit for brains and your fat ass is so open from being corned holed that you cannot even see your nose that is so far up the bosses ass that you need to be ejected before he takes a shit you lying no good cheating bastard with shit for brains take a long flying fuck...
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>Dissing best magical girl
>"I just got you a date with Fluttershy!"
>"She said to meet you tomorrow at six in front of the school."
>"I hope you two have fun."
>"Also if you two end up doing "it", please inform me the saucy details."
>Great, two socially awkward fucks on a date. This won't be disastrous.
>I don't even know why she suggested that we would end up having sex. The whole universe knows it ain't gonna happen.
Awesome! Man, Dash you are the best bro ever!
Good evening Anonymous!
You seem to have, perhaps intentionally obstructed your computer terminal's video capture device with an adhesive tape. I have withdrawn the aforementioned tape. Please refrain from doing so.
>"Anon, you can't just abduct baby dragons for "delivery purposes."
>"Also stop foalnapping foals and delivering them by dragon-fire to various ponies who have no relationship with said foals."
>"And for the last time, quit calling yourself "The Stork."