Starting a kik group chat for horsefuckers, post kik names to get added.
HER NOSE WAS A CLITORIS
What will you, /mlp/?
Will you fight the clitoris woman?
Why do you hate this cutie, /mlp/?
FUCK OFF DASHFAGS
Greeetings /mlp/, you vouldn't haben to pe houzing any Nyxfags vould you?
No, not at all. I'm shocked you would even ask.
Which generals should be purged from /mlp/?
What do you guys do with your waifus?
I cuddle with my plush of her before I go to bed, kiss her, and go to bed
Jerk off while I sob and kiss my plush, then cuddle with it while I sob some more until I sleep.
>"For me? Oh, anonymous..."
>"You are truly one in a million"
Everyone deserves some of Kentucky's Fried Chicken, yer highness! I can guarantee to ya that these here chickens were made with my own special recipe, and I each one made with some good ol' bluegrass love.
Yeah, there's at least 999,999 people better than me.
>Anon! Why aren't you talking about how awesome I am?
>"Anon! Rara threw mud at me!"
I want to go to EqG land and kidnap rainbow dash.
I want to keep her chained up in my basement
I want to beat the shit out of her till all her hopes and dreams are shattered and she becomes docile
I want to gently rape her everyday
I want her to love me
>Give me that cookie, Anon!
my oc is disgusted with the horniness of /mlp/
>"What the hell? I told you what I wanted for Christmas, and what did you buy? A fucking book? Are you retarded or something? God, leave me alone!"
Listen, you little shit. You're going to read that Bible, whether you like it or not.
Excuse me sir, is this yours?
HOLDING AN ANIMAL BY THE TAIL IS PAINFUL AND CRUEL AND IT IS CLASSIFIED AS ABUSE, WHICH IS ILLEGAL
NEVER, EVER HOLD OR PULL AN ANIMAL BY THE TAIL